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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derpyspycrab
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Depends on my mood, check my steam page to see what games I'm currently wasting my time on.
Interests: Vydia gheims, cocks, liquor
Date Signed Up:7/01/2012
Last Login:7/04/2014
Location:Pittsburgh PA
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Comment Ranking:#3324
Highest Content Rank:#2563
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No-life, ex-brony, furfag extraordinaire! If you're desperate enough to talk to me, feel free to drop me a friend request, or add me on steam if you want.

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#33 - Not to sound like a know-it-all but everyone who paid attentio… 11/27/2013 on Dat Light +1
#22 - Too bad i've got IPS monitors. (Its lcd that doesnt look weird… 11/26/2013 on Title +1
#2 - made me chuckle 11/25/2013 on Fuckings goats +2
#95 - It's not latent for me, sugar. 11/25/2013 on Color Blindness Test +17
#84 - Baby Terminator  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2013 on What's your porn name? +17
#376 - hillbillypowpow (11/23/2013) [-]
i got baby punisher.
User avatar #281 - jordfozza (11/23/2013) [-]
Aww Yes, Me too
User avatar #144 - sindrifreyr (11/23/2013) [-]
Me to
User avatar #85 - ryles (11/23/2013) [-]
this is definitely my favorite so far XD
#38 - is nobody going to point out black swan Nicholas Cage?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Awesome Friends +110
User avatar #94 - buttinspecter (11/20/2013) [-]
They're all Cage pictures.
#49 - eddymolly (11/20/2013) [-]
No
#27 - someone with a stretched dick piercing with a lit blowtorch st…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on I asked that one classmate... +4
User avatar #35 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/16/2013) [-]
I just screamed.
#22 - my thoughts exactly 11/16/2013 on I asked that one classmate... +1
#18 - https:// You dont get banned for links, right?  [+] (21 new replies) 11/16/2013 on I asked that one classmate... +2
#85 - anonymous (11/16/2013) [-]
I don't see what's gross about it
#71 - reinbowxdash (11/16/2013) [-]
#70 - iceholder (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - hahdumbbirch (11/16/2013) [-]
oh god
#62 - pwnedomega (11/16/2013) [-]
#61 - greenzeopoweranger (11/16/2013) [-]
#45 - yisumad (11/16/2013) [-]
#41 - aerosol (11/16/2013) [-]
#39 - invshika (11/16/2013) [-]
#36 - sixty (11/16/2013) [-]
#43 - dangerbearr (11/16/2013) [-]
#33 - ianmcgunny (11/16/2013) [-]
#29 - adu (11/16/2013) [-]
#28 - misterblack (11/16/2013) [-]
MFW this thread.
User avatar #26 - freshbakedrolls (11/16/2013) [-]
can you describe it, im in a public place.
User avatar #27 - highlanderpony (11/16/2013) [-]
someone with a stretched dick piercing with a lit blowtorch stuck through it (so theres fire coming out of the tip)
User avatar #35 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/16/2013) [-]
I just screamed.
#23 - IceViper (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - furryflava (11/16/2013) [-]
oh god what the fuck.
#22 - highlanderpony (11/16/2013) [-]
my thoughts exactly
User avatar #19 - furryflava (11/16/2013) [-]
i wouldn't imagine
#12 - 10/10 excellent form  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2013 on Super jump +34
#31 - subadanus (11/21/2013) [-]
isded?
User avatar #21 - macacobr (11/16/2013) [-]
omg that made my day. hahaha thanks, bud.
#16 - What the **** , man? jesus christ t…  [+] (23 new replies) 11/16/2013 on I asked that one classmate... +4
User avatar #17 - furryflava (11/16/2013) [-]
what was it?
User avatar #18 - highlanderpony (11/16/2013) [-]
https://

You dont get banned for links, right?
#85 - anonymous (11/16/2013) [-]
I don't see what's gross about it
#71 - reinbowxdash (11/16/2013) [-]
#70 - iceholder (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 - hahdumbbirch (11/16/2013) [-]
oh god
#62 - pwnedomega (11/16/2013) [-]
#61 - greenzeopoweranger (11/16/2013) [-]
#45 - yisumad (11/16/2013) [-]
#41 - aerosol (11/16/2013) [-]
#39 - invshika (11/16/2013) [-]
#36 - sixty (11/16/2013) [-]
#43 - dangerbearr (11/16/2013) [-]
#33 - ianmcgunny (11/16/2013) [-]
#29 - adu (11/16/2013) [-]
#28 - misterblack (11/16/2013) [-]
MFW this thread.
User avatar #26 - freshbakedrolls (11/16/2013) [-]
can you describe it, im in a public place.
User avatar #27 - highlanderpony (11/16/2013) [-]
someone with a stretched dick piercing with a lit blowtorch stuck through it (so theres fire coming out of the tip)
User avatar #35 - volcanicdiarrhea (11/16/2013) [-]
I just screamed.
#23 - IceViper (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 - furryflava (11/16/2013) [-]
oh god what the fuck.
#22 - highlanderpony (11/16/2013) [-]
my thoughts exactly
User avatar #19 - furryflava (11/16/2013) [-]
i wouldn't imagine
#82 - I guess its not dull as long as you havent experienc…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2013 on 8 Weird Weapons 0
#93 - xXneoXx (11/14/2013) [-]
Well I started playing the MW series because my favorite war games, the Medal of Honor franchise, began to die . I always thought the campaigns were pretty awesome. I never ever played the multiplayer, to me it's pretty much a game of whoever see's who first gets the kill and wins. I went to Halo 3 for that. To their defense, it's kind of hard to keep a modern day warfare shooter fresh. I feel they keep it pretty fresh, the story is new, you play in space, fight on almost a post-apocalyptic America, have controllable attack dogs, new weapons.. I like it.
#193 - tkfourtwoone (11/14/2013) [-]
"To their defense, it's kind of hard to keep a modern day warfare shooter fresh"

Indeed. Because Call of Doody campaign is soooo good.
No, seriously, stop being an autistic little fuck and maybe try to broaden your fucking horizon.
#236 - waterbottlemanboy (11/14/2013) [-]
Just because he likes the game, it doesn't mean he's a retard, asshole. I'm not a fan of CoD, but I don't really care if people like it or not, if he wants to buy the game, fine, let him, it's a decent story to pass the time, usually not something you get too attached to, so leave it already; also, how does no one around here realise that it's clearly a fucking homage what they did in Ghosts? It's so fucking obvious, and everyone getting mad at it are clearly a bunch of morons piling on the fucking "CAHL UV DOODY IS SOOO SHIT, COPY PASTING FAGGOTS" bandwagon that won't take a second, just a goddamn second to form their own fucking opinion of the game. Yes, CoD is a simple game, really an advanced arcade shooter, something that many fans would agree with; and no, I am not a fan of CoD, I played MW2, and Black Ops, and enjoyed those, I am also not a Battlefield fan either, I've played Bad Company 2, and BF3, and will soon get BF4 because I prefer the multiplayer to that of CoD, but to be honest, the Battlefield stories seem to be getting even worse than the worst CoD stories, so I don't even play the campaign, which is what I usually buy video games for anyways. Although I will state that Spec Ops: The Line (The game his picture is from. was very amazing, that's a game made for the story with shoehorned multiplayer games, it was the best War Shooter I've ever played, so well written and acted, I really loved it. However, not even comparable to CoD ror Battlefield, as those games are made almost entirely for multiplayer. You think the developers don't know that most people won't even touch the campaign? No. They are fully aware that their games at this point are Online Shooters, not Campaign Shooters, Hell no. So they are almost never gonna have a story like SO:tL did, which wasn't even original, speaking literally.
#282 - xXneoXx (11/14/2013) [-]
Hey thanks man! There needs to be more people with your view point.
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on 8 Weird Weapons +56
#28 - ilovethecock (11/13/2013) [-]
I knew that looked familiar.
#25 - You've got a pretty unique username too, sugar.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on 8 Weird Weapons +10
#130 - ohgodwaitimatheist (11/14/2013) [-]
#59 - imagnetsux (11/13/2013) [-]
and yours is just awesome
#22 - I think i speak for 90% of funnyjunk when i say, No, not really.  [+] (14 new replies) 11/13/2013 on 8 Weird Weapons +215
#141 - notdjfood (11/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #175 - imnotkickthecat (11/14/2013) [-]
What do you think new vegas is?
User avatar #178 - notdjfood (11/14/2013) [-]
I think it's Fallout New Vegas
User avatar #179 - imnotkickthecat (11/14/2013) [-]
#182 - notdjfood (11/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #118 - asianizer (11/14/2013) [-]
HAHA DAE LE NOT LIKE COD BECAUSE REPEATED AND OLD REPOSTED FRANCHISE? XDXD LOL

I've heard it so many times already.
User avatar #120 - keltainenlumi (11/14/2013) [-]
He didn't say anything like that.
User avatar #286 - asianizer (11/14/2013) [-]
I'm just saying. Everyone on this site seems to hate COD because of the same repetitive reasons. Essentially, that was basically what he was saying. It's annoying and I've heard it so many times already.
User avatar #23 - xxxnoscopegodxxx (11/13/2013) [-]
I think I speak for at least 3% of Funnyjunk when I say your father isn't nearly as good a football player than what he claims to be
#142 - notdjfood (11/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #111 - anusraper (11/14/2013) [-]
ow shiiieeeet man, that comeback
User avatar #52 - kimilsung (11/13/2013) [-]
>Cod is shit

Get over it b4 it's too late.
User avatar #241 - blbrian (11/14/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call it shit, the games are obviously well made. They're just getting repetitive, and they're not really my cup of tea
#41 - pigsnax (11/13/2013) [-]
What is this even supposed to mean???
#50 - only 7% **** more than 4 times a week? Either… 10/31/2013 on 12 Myths About Sex 0
#5 - Glorious hognose master race 10/25/2013 on Here, have a snake with hat... +2
#3 - Hognose snakes are the best.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2013 on Here, have a snake with hat... +8
#10 - badpony (10/25/2013) [-]
D'awww
#4 - brokentrucker (10/25/2013) [-]
A friend of my GF has one named Kota, and when we went over to her house, she let me hold him. I was wearing a jacket that was almost a swade/felt material, and really soft. Little fella slithered all over it like it was the best thing ever.
#5 - highlanderpony (10/25/2013) [-]
Glorious hognose master race
#8 - 4081-5836-0472 Adding everyone else in the comments t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on Still waiting for this... 0
#71 - klutzyspy (10/27/2013) [-]
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i added you
#21 - My mother gave birth to me with no epidural. She said that as …  [+] (9 new replies) 10/23/2013 on Facebook. +91
#209 - psykobear (10/23/2013) [-]
Just think: You weren't even your mother's worst shit.
#159 - Hobophobic (10/23/2013) [-]
Your mother sounds like a marvelous woman.
User avatar #127 - meganinja (10/23/2013) [-]
Childbirth is different for every woman. Hell, it's different for different children. My mom was in labor with me for 12 hours. With my next youngest brother, it took only a few minutes. With the one after that, it took around 13 hours and she said it was the worst pain she'd ever had in her life.
User avatar #93 - fatzanzy (10/23/2013) [-]
"shes still taken shits that were worse than birthing me" "shit was cash"
your mom shits cash
User avatar #85 - toncheky (10/23/2013) [-]
Lies, girls don't poop.
User avatar #70 - pockyrin (10/23/2013) [-]
I think it's also different for each birth and every woman. My mum said her first was incredibly painful but the second was easy as anything and didn't hurt more than a period.
#54 - superintrovert (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for taking this off topic but shit wash cash sounds incredibly unsanitary as well as a terrible thing to call your mother.
User avatar #40 - commontroll (10/23/2013) [-]
I too was born naturally, without the painkillers. I was also a home birth, and my mom said that helped a lot for her, because it wasn't the stressful and foreign environment of a hospital, with all the hospital sounds and smells and appearances.

Women have been giving birth as long as they've existed, and we haven't had painkillers that long. The body has some pretty good ways to handle prolonged pain, one of those is a natural painkiller stronger than morphine.
User avatar #33 - deadnannersreturns (10/23/2013) [-]
the way my mom sees it is that giving birth hurts like fuck but it's a happy occasion and that makes it that much more bearable
#131 - Re-read my last sentance. But if you must, have these … 10/22/2013 on Goddamn it Johann +2
#128 - He also allegedly had his life spared in WW1 by a british sold…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Goddamn it Johann +5
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#135 - ilovethecock (10/22/2013) [-]
Fascinating information, and i appreciate the citations you gave in the replies. but i cant get over that .gif, i love it.
#129 - anonymous (10/22/2013) [-]
Didn't your teacher teach you that Wiki isn't a reliable source?
#190 - anonymous (10/22/2013) [-]
and what about the sources that wikipedia lists at the bottom of the page?
#133 - ryderjbudde (10/22/2013) [-]
Teachers don't know anything about the internet, and if you don't think Wikipedia is, you don't either.

There was a time when Wikipedia could be changed by anyone and was made very inaccurate, but now it requires trust and citations to make an influential article.

"Wikipedia isn't reliable."
Tell that to the wall of citations at the bottom of nearly every article.
#67 - Well if you're desperate enough, a friend of mine had his stuf…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Over 18 +1
User avatar #68 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
It's not a bad idea, but maybe i'll just get my license and drive to the sex shop a few towns over. I need it for my new job anyway
User avatar #73 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
I sincerely hope you're buying a fleshlight.
User avatar #101 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
Dildo > Fleshlight
#102 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone... take this.
#103 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Don't worry, they have butthurt prevention cream.
User avatar #104 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
let me guess... you're getting the horse dildo? XL and BLACK AS FUCK!
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
I was thinking about Chance the Stallion Flared, Large (doesn't come in extra large), and I was thinking I'd get it in FJ colors.
#106 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
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#65 - when i ordered mine i just told my mother i was expecting some…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/19/2013 on Over 18 +1
User avatar #66 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
my mom is nosy as fuck, and whenever we get shit our delivery women usually tells my mom because she stops in her work every day. I need some kind of private postal box or some shit
#67 - highlanderpony (10/19/2013) [-]
Well if you're desperate enough, a friend of mine had his stuff shipped to an abandoned house and waited on the front porch on the scheduled delivery day with the proper identification just in case they asked, to my knowledge they never ask for an id, though.
User avatar #68 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
It's not a bad idea, but maybe i'll just get my license and drive to the sex shop a few towns over. I need it for my new job anyway
User avatar #73 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
I sincerely hope you're buying a fleshlight.
User avatar #101 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
Dildo > Fleshlight
#102 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone... take this.
#103 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Don't worry, they have butthurt prevention cream.
User avatar #104 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
let me guess... you're getting the horse dildo? XL and BLACK AS FUCK!
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
I was thinking about Chance the Stallion Flared, Large (doesn't come in extra large), and I was thinking I'd get it in FJ colors.
#106 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
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#29 - A few years ago when i was 16 my mother set me up with my own …  [+] (14 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Over 18 +18
User avatar #47 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
I wish I could afford dragon dildos.
User avatar #62 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
I wish I could find a way to order them and not have them come to my house we're my parents would ask about the package I got
#65 - highlanderpony (10/19/2013) [-]
when i ordered mine i just told my mother i was expecting some new fragile computer hardware. She doesnt know jack shit about computers and would not have asked too many questions. If you decide to do the same, wait until it ships until you tell them you're expecting a package because bad dragon can take several months to manufacture and ship. I dont usually condone lying but shit, son. a nigga's gotta have some privacy.
User avatar #66 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
my mom is nosy as fuck, and whenever we get shit our delivery women usually tells my mom because she stops in her work every day. I need some kind of private postal box or some shit
#67 - highlanderpony (10/19/2013) [-]
Well if you're desperate enough, a friend of mine had his stuff shipped to an abandoned house and waited on the front porch on the scheduled delivery day with the proper identification just in case they asked, to my knowledge they never ask for an id, though.
User avatar #68 - biggrand (10/19/2013) [-]
It's not a bad idea, but maybe i'll just get my license and drive to the sex shop a few towns over. I need it for my new job anyway
User avatar #73 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
I sincerely hope you're buying a fleshlight.
User avatar #101 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
Dildo > Fleshlight
#102 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
It's dangerous to go alone... take this.
#103 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Don't worry, they have butthurt prevention cream.
User avatar #104 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
let me guess... you're getting the horse dildo? XL and BLACK AS FUCK!
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (10/19/2013) [-]
I was thinking about Chance the Stallion Flared, Large (doesn't come in extra large), and I was thinking I'd get it in FJ colors.
#106 - frysandaburger (10/19/2013) [-]
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#31 - ilovethecock (10/18/2013) [-]
Profile says you're male.

I like your style.
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User avatar #1 - shitblossom (08/18/2012) [-]
Thanks so much, I have been trying to get one of these for weeks.
#2 to #1 - highlanderpony (08/18/2012) [-]
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
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