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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derpyspycrab
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Depends on my mood, check my steam page to see what games I'm currently wasting my time on.
Interests: Vydia gheims, cocks, liquor
Date Signed Up:7/01/2012
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:Pittsburgh PA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2033
Highest Content Rank:#2563
Highest Comment Rank:#1615
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Comment Thumbs: 4701 total,  4825 ,  124
Content Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 241 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:55035
Times Content Favorited:63 times
Total Comments Made:344
FJ Points:2299
No-life, ex-brony, furfag extraordinaire! If you're desperate enough to talk to me, feel free to drop me a friend request, or add me on steam if you want.

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#148 - He wasn't kidding. Sparing you guys the details, we talked it …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +7
User avatar #175 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
With your link-sending friend ?

Please say yes.
User avatar #176 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #177 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
Was it.. Interresting ? Good ? Was it a fantastic voyage of self discovery, or just a new experience ?

Are you now in some sort of couple relationship with your friend ?
#173 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Just tell us if it got you laid with said friend. Only that.
#163 - vinylshark (02/28/2014) [-]
So FunnyJunk made you gay?

I'm sure there has to be a way to use that as advertisement to get the site more money.
#48 - Theres girls on the internet?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +69
User avatar #69 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Even guys can pretend to be girls. Its easy.
"Hi, I am Laura ^_^"
You thought I was a girl, right? But I am not. I am a boy. Boys are not girls. Unless they are pretending to be. But they're still boys but they're just also girls at that point in a way. A girl-boy-boy-girl.

tl;dr your virginity is safe here on the internet.
User avatar #162 - AZQ (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura! A few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I thumbed you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
User avatar #209 - trojanmannn (02/28/2014) [-]
I know that was a joke but it still hurt
#119 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura!
User avatar #233 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Hey! ;3
#49 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
I found that odd as well. This is one of the very rare instances I think people would assume you were a female (based on the context/comment)
#37 - I'm a guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +2
User avatar #40 - sanbonzakura (02/27/2014) [-]
ahh i see
option one: he thinks this shit if funny
option two: prepare your anus
option tree: hes a cunt and likes to mess with your mind
inb4 why not all
beacause fuck you thats why
im sorry im little bit delirious for the lack of sleep, good luck
#17 - Well, consider this. I've known him for 8 years and never had …  [+] (17 new replies) 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +132
#196 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Maybe it was a joke.
#81 - letting (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh...you're a dude....

This changes my response completely.
#51 - BeaverBalls (02/28/2014) [-]
#47 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
Should have mentioned you were a guy too
#48 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Theres girls on the internet?
User avatar #69 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Even guys can pretend to be girls. Its easy.
"Hi, I am Laura ^_^"
You thought I was a girl, right? But I am not. I am a boy. Boys are not girls. Unless they are pretending to be. But they're still boys but they're just also girls at that point in a way. A girl-boy-boy-girl.

tl;dr your virginity is safe here on the internet.
User avatar #162 - AZQ (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura! A few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I thumbed you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
User avatar #209 - trojanmannn (02/28/2014) [-]
I know that was a joke but it still hurt
#119 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura!
User avatar #233 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Hey! ;3
#49 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
I found that odd as well. This is one of the very rare instances I think people would assume you were a female (based on the context/comment)
User avatar #29 - jokexplain (02/27/2014) [-]
maybe he's referencing a female friend of yours both of you'd like to fuck?
#21 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
Not where I thought that was going at first.
#33 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
still good though
#18 - ilovethecock (02/27/2014) [-]
This is like the setup to some weird yaoi anime. Go get some, tiger. And let us know how it goes.
#151 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Not gonna publish all the details for the world to see, but I will let you guys know that this little situation got me laid. Thanks for another unique day, FJ.
User avatar #156 - sybo (02/28/2014) [-]
With him?

or a girl?
man it'd be cool if you somehow got a chick from this situation..
#8 - One of my male friends just sent me the link to this. I'm flat…  [+] (54 new replies) 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +340
User avatar #215 - anonymouzx (02/28/2014) [-]
idk how it can be more clearer
User avatar #192 - empithree (02/28/2014) [-]
give him the D
#187 - rdobet (02/28/2014) [-]
for a while i thought that was a foot in a shoe.
User avatar #181 - rokkarokkaali (02/28/2014) [-]
Suck his dick and say no homo
User avatar #143 - newestuploads (02/28/2014) [-]
He might of been kidding or sent it as a sarcastic joke. I know I make gay jokes with my friends all the time. "jokes" "friends"
#148 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
He wasn't kidding. Sparing you guys the details, we talked it over and as it turns out that FunnyJunk just got me laid. Today was a good day.
User avatar #175 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
With your link-sending friend ?

Please say yes.
User avatar #176 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #177 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
Was it.. Interresting ? Good ? Was it a fantastic voyage of self discovery, or just a new experience ?

Are you now in some sort of couple relationship with your friend ?
#173 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Just tell us if it got you laid with said friend. Only that.
#163 - vinylshark (02/28/2014) [-]
So FunnyJunk made you gay?

I'm sure there has to be a way to use that as advertisement to get the site more money.
#120 - riffz (02/28/2014) [-]
Looking at this really fast, i thought this was a chick trying to get her foot in a high heel.
User avatar #136 - folkflunky (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
User avatar #117 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/28/2014) [-]
i have so many questions
#208 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
do you listen to chance the rapper bro
User avatar #234 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/28/2014) [-]
I am chance.
#68 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
thats animal cruelty you stupid fucking cunt.
User avatar #59 - steelwoolsheep (02/28/2014) [-]
i shought soeone was pushibng on that snake with a high heel at first glance, and i thuoght its tounge was blood...
User avatar #53 - decayingapple (02/28/2014) [-]
For a second I thought that was a woman's leg in high heels.
#42 - ompalomper (02/27/2014) [-]
i have to admit, after having seen the info on comment #17 i can understand your confusion and personally i have no idea how the fuck i would respond to that.

then again it could just be that he linked it because it looks funny.

do this:
>show him this
>laugh at the "misunderstanding"
>if you can see his heart break you dun goofed and you are an horrible ass
>if not all is good and well
#36 - sanbonzakura (02/27/2014) [-]
that is quite important in this situation
#37 - highlanderpony (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm a guy.
User avatar #40 - sanbonzakura (02/27/2014) [-]
ahh i see
option one: he thinks this shit if funny
option two: prepare your anus
option tree: hes a cunt and likes to mess with your mind
inb4 why not all
beacause fuck you thats why
im sorry im little bit delirious for the lack of sleep, good luck
#35 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
lol what a faggot
#32 - vinylshark (02/27/2014) [-]
Jesus christ. At first I thought that finger was a leg and that snake some weird shoe made out of a snake...
Wtf brain?!
#227 - sonnyboii (02/28/2014) [-]
I did that too, but i was too scared to admit it
#38 - skullball (02/27/2014) [-]
i did that too
#28 - snakefire (02/27/2014) [-]
Fuck him.

Also that poor hognose.
#152 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
See comment #151
User avatar #202 - sanbonzakura (02/28/2014) [-]
u little cunt got me looking for that stupid comment for about 10minutes prick
#110 - notstill (02/28/2014) [-]
text is pointless
looked better facing this way for comment purposes

there's the story you didn't ask for
#19 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
Sounds like you can score.
User avatar #16 - mutzaki (02/27/2014) [-]
He wants you to touch his dick the same way that snake is touched.
User avatar #14 - stifflerxchong (02/27/2014) [-]
the a very CLEAR wat to tell you that he hit on you and appreciate you a lot but that he's also to shy to make real life move or he don't give a fuck and try to fuck you with a pathetic way, depend of your relation.
#11 - StreetlightXIII (02/27/2014) [-]
"Deeply confused" Suuure.
Male friends fw.
#17 - highlanderpony (02/27/2014) [-]
Well, consider this. I've known him for 8 years and never had reason to believe he was even remotely into guys. Its not that I cant take a hint, its just one of those things that makes you have to rethink a LOT of stuff.
#196 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Maybe it was a joke.
#81 - letting (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh...you're a dude....

This changes my response completely.
#51 - BeaverBalls (02/28/2014) [-]
#47 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
Should have mentioned you were a guy too
#48 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Theres girls on the internet?
User avatar #69 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Even guys can pretend to be girls. Its easy.
"Hi, I am Laura ^_^"
You thought I was a girl, right? But I am not. I am a boy. Boys are not girls. Unless they are pretending to be. But they're still boys but they're just also girls at that point in a way. A girl-boy-boy-girl.

tl;dr your virginity is safe here on the internet.
User avatar #162 - AZQ (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura! A few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I thumbed you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
User avatar #209 - trojanmannn (02/28/2014) [-]
I know that was a joke but it still hurt
#119 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura!
User avatar #233 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Hey! ;3
#49 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
I found that odd as well. This is one of the very rare instances I think people would assume you were a female (based on the context/comment)
User avatar #29 - jokexplain (02/27/2014) [-]
maybe he's referencing a female friend of yours both of you'd like to fuck?
#21 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
Not where I thought that was going at first.
#33 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
still good though
#18 - ilovethecock (02/27/2014) [-]
This is like the setup to some weird yaoi anime. Go get some, tiger. And let us know how it goes.
#151 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Not gonna publish all the details for the world to see, but I will let you guys know that this little situation got me laid. Thanks for another unique day, FJ.
User avatar #156 - sybo (02/28/2014) [-]
With him?

or a girl?
man it'd be cool if you somehow got a chick from this situation..
User avatar #10 - sexymossantamby (02/27/2014) [-]
y confused? if you let him he would fuck you without hesitation...pretty straight up
#13 - Thats just pure unfiltered sadness. 02/24/2014 on Guess Who's Sad Now? +2
#19 - Welcome to pc master race, where people make dreams co… 02/24/2014 on Thanks Bro +2
#173 - sadly, given their natural habitat of arid as fuck deserts, th… 02/19/2014 on The Sand Cat +5
#18 - Picture 02/14/2014 on If Garfield was Switched... +11
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on If Garfield was Switched... +5
#18 - highlanderpony (02/14/2014) [-]
#16 - Check my replies for the rest, im too lazy to combine them mys…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on If Garfield was Switched... +5
#17 - highlanderpony (02/14/2014) [-]
#18 - highlanderpony (02/14/2014) [-]
#9 - I can confirm this. I live 15 minutes away from that clusterfu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on usual red light in Russia +1
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/13/2014) [-]
the roads are made to confuse the fuck out of people.

It used to be a military city adn the roads are so fucking weird in hopes to get other armies lots and confused
#12 - My brother works at a hot topic and brings home all sorts of s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on The Brony Fandom +6
User avatar #51 - deviroux (02/13/2014) [-]
I have it because I used to be a brony. those were dark times.
#260 - anonymous (02/13/2014) [-]
yeah i was also unsure about my sexuality but then i got straight..
#21 - Well, his username IS "iamnotgoodwithname" after all… 02/12/2014 on This is fake +7
#187 - It depends on the snake and how much you handle them. The one … 02/11/2014 on that's one friendly snake +1
#27 - You have a fundamental misunderstanding of python biology and …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2014 on that's one friendly snake +151
User avatar #181 - stripey (02/11/2014) [-]
Do they like humans? like dogs do
#187 - highlanderpony (02/11/2014) [-]
It depends on the snake and how much you handle them. The one i had used to be pretty solitary and secluded when it was young but as it got bigger and more used to me it would frequently curl up in my lap when i was on my pc. While he did that presumably for the bodyheat more than anything else, it takes a lot of trust for a snake to approach a human like that.

Tl;Dr: Yeah, but getting them to like you isnt as easy as it is with dogs.
#169 - doubleac (02/11/2014) [-]
Excuse but if it's anywhere near my exposed genitals something is wrong.
Birds, however, actually no, birds aren't allowed in that area either.
#113 - rabbitturd (02/11/2014) [-]
Almost positive the one in the content is a boa
User avatar #202 - jkrhpotter (02/11/2014) [-]
Red tailed boa to be exact. I have one of my own.
#32 - ninjaroo (02/10/2014) [-]
Even if it was aggressive, python vs human in the human house? Surely a desperate human would think to use the nearest sharp object to try remove the snake.
#31 - Awesomenessniss (02/10/2014) [-]
#21 - As a flaming homosexual i can genuinely say i've never done th…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#24 - thelastamerican (02/05/2014) [-]
Look everyone a HOMOSEXUAL prepare the torches!
User avatar #37 - bigbensch (02/05/2014) [-]
Source?
User avatar #46 - thelastamerican (02/05/2014) [-]
I have no idea, I think I stole it from someone who was using it on this site actually. Looks kind of like it might be from That 70's Show...
User avatar #50 - bigbensch (02/06/2014) [-]
Damn, I really would like to know where this comes from...Thank you anyways
#35 - bodox (02/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #47 - thelastamerican (02/05/2014) [-]
It's called a joke dude.
User avatar #48 - bodox (02/06/2014) [-]
yeah, so was mine
User avatar #49 - thelastamerican (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh, well never mind then. Carry on.
#9 - Each one of these gets sadder and sadder, and at the same time… 01/31/2014 on Long lost friend 0
#3 - Thanks for not only reminding me of the 3 dead pixels on the b…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on Punchline +3
#174 - koolmoedee (01/31/2014) [-]
Return that shit and get another if it's new
#4 - Picture 01/30/2014 on Come on, have a snickers +19
#103 - >tfw gay 01/30/2014 on Feel the feels +3
#95233 - nigger you best turn up the music volume because every time yo… 01/29/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#6 - It's like a Bethesda game when you turn in a quest to someone … 01/28/2014 on When my roomate has a party +32
#37 - You had my curiosity, now you have my attention. 01/27/2014 on something is off 0
#22 - The part of your skull just between your eyebrows (called the …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2014 on Those Russians. 0
User avatar #52 - thegrayfox (01/27/2014) [-]
Where did you get this info from?

Have you ever tried head-butting someone with your glabella? You'd knock yourself unconscious.

You head-butt with the middle of your frontal bone.

I'm not saying you're completely wrong, it just doesn't sound right from my experience.

Plus, behind your glabella is where your sinuses are located, which is hollow.
#59 - anonymous (01/28/2014) [-]
Just because its dense and thick doesnt mean its a good shock absorber, headbutting anything isnt a great idea regardless of what part of your head you use. all it needs to do is stay intact to be bulletproof, though. And the glabella is actually one of few spots where there are no sinuses in your forehead. its right in the middle while your sinuses are generally higher up and off to the sides with bone dividing it down the middle. while 350 is a little exaggerated, the real number ranging from 250 to 350, it is actually quite common for people to survive 9mm shots to that part of their head. I dont think even a russian could've survived that shot but according to the rest of the comments it was just a piece of shrapnel. He was still very lucky to have gotten hit in the glabella and not the temple, which only takes around 14-16 foot pounds of energy to break.
User avatar #60 - thegrayfox (01/28/2014) [-]
Actually head-butting someone the way I described it is pretty effective and it doesn't damage you at all, provided you hit soft areas on your opponent's head.

Other than that, I find it hard to believe that it's "common for people to survive getting shot in the that part of the head".
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User avatar #1 - shitblossom (08/18/2012) [-]
Thanks so much, I have been trying to get one of these for weeks.
#2 to #1 - highlanderpony (08/18/2012) [-]
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
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