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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derpyspycrab
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Video Games Played: Depends on my mood, check my steam page to see what games I'm currently wasting my time on.
Interests: Vydia gheims, cocks, liquor
Date Signed Up:7/01/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Pittsburgh PA
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#33 - Pokemon bank is out in the rest of the world now, bro. its bee…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +7
#34 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I knew it got delayed but after a while of not hearing anything, I stopped checking. Guess I have a fuckton of pokemon to transfer, especially that Adamant Mewtwo that I farmed my ass of for and taught Drain Punch and Zen Headbutt.
#35 - highlanderpony (03/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't blame you. I kind of just forgot about it since the devs pulled a HL3 maneuver on us. The only reason I remembered is because my co-workers went apeshit over it's release, and even they were a week late.
#43 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm just gonna go cry in a corner over all the awesomeness I missed.
Coulda been kicking ass with Terrakion, Hydreigon, and Volcarona instead of Chesnaught, Goodra, and Delphox
#50 - zakaizer (03/20/2014) [-]
But yeah, shiny Gardevoir is so fucking sweet, and her Mega-Ability is bonkers as well. Still, ain't got shit on my baby girl. No offence, I just love Absol so much.
User avatar #51 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I can't see Mega Absol without imagining it saying, "Bitch, I'm fabulous."
#23 - Modest, but special attack is better for mewtwo, where regular…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +4
User avatar #63 - feelythefeel (03/20/2014) [-]
You don't understand. You seriously don't understand. That is literally the best nature possible, Mewtwo doesn't use attack at all. That is literally the perfect Pokemon, a Pokemon someone would spend weeks, even months breeding. And it's a fucking legendary to boot.

What I'm trying to say is that you probably could have won a small lottery with those odds.
#246 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
with the probability of those IVs and the probability of getting that nature, the real odds are 0.00000000291%. For those of you who dont want to try to compare, thats an extra 0.

Statistically speaking, a one in a million is chance is 343.64 times more likely to happen than what happened with the mewtwo.
#249 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
Also the odds of getting a shiny are 1 in 8192 if you arent breeding internationally. So if this shit's for real then i think this guy broke the universe.
User avatar #251 - deviousdanish (03/20/2014) [-]
It's 1/4096 in X/Y.
User avatar #97 - bonlino (03/20/2014) [-]
small lottery? try winning AT LEAST 3 LARGE lotteries with them odds. id prefer the lotteries but still
#20 - >be 2012 >got pokemon soul silver, bit late to the p…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +22
#134 - andrewtk (03/20/2014) [-]
I remember when the Meloetta event happened in Black and White. I was so excited, because Meleotta had been my favorite Pokemon since it had been revealed. After transferring to X/Y, I check with the IV guy, and she has perfect IVs in every stat.

'Twas quite a feeling of joy.
#181 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Make the best of it ** LUCKY i have a meloetta and it SUUUUCCCKKKKSSS IN ATTACK!
#21 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
what's its nature?
#23 - highlanderpony (03/20/2014) [-]
Modest, but special attack is better for mewtwo, where regular attack is damn near unused. so i dont worry about it. I also traded a megastone for mewtwo from my version of Y once i heard it was better than the X version.
User avatar #63 - feelythefeel (03/20/2014) [-]
You don't understand. You seriously don't understand. That is literally the best nature possible, Mewtwo doesn't use attack at all. That is literally the perfect Pokemon, a Pokemon someone would spend weeks, even months breeding. And it's a fucking legendary to boot.

What I'm trying to say is that you probably could have won a small lottery with those odds.
#246 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
with the probability of those IVs and the probability of getting that nature, the real odds are 0.00000000291%. For those of you who dont want to try to compare, thats an extra 0.

Statistically speaking, a one in a million is chance is 343.64 times more likely to happen than what happened with the mewtwo.
#249 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
Also the odds of getting a shiny are 1 in 8192 if you arent breeding internationally. So if this shit's for real then i think this guy broke the universe.
User avatar #251 - deviousdanish (03/20/2014) [-]
It's 1/4096 in X/Y.
User avatar #97 - bonlino (03/20/2014) [-]
small lottery? try winning AT LEAST 3 LARGE lotteries with them odds. id prefer the lotteries but still
#91 - plznoe 03/18/2014 on [cringing intensifies] +4
#10 - Oh sweet jesus that was brutal, and I didn't even make it half… 03/08/2014 on Cringe compilation. 0
#2 - Glenn (the asian guy) didnt die, you might be mistaking him fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Time gone by 0
User avatar #4 - konradkurze (03/05/2014) [-]
well yeah Daryl was reserved but he was kinda into her, and when all those zombies broke loose in the prison and he thought he lost her, he made a grave for her and looked pretty sad....but looked relieved as hell when he found her locked in that room, safe
#176 - yes  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +2
User avatar #177 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
Was it.. Interresting ? Good ? Was it a fantastic voyage of self discovery, or just a new experience ?

Are you now in some sort of couple relationship with your friend ?
#152 - See comment #151  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +1
User avatar #202 - sanbonzakura (02/28/2014) [-]
u little cunt got me looking for that stupid comment for about 10minutes prick
#151 - Not gonna publish all the details for the world to see, but I …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +3
User avatar #156 - sybo (02/28/2014) [-]
With him?

or a girl?
man it'd be cool if you somehow got a chick from this situation..
#148 - He wasn't kidding. Sparing you guys the details, we talked it …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +7
User avatar #175 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
With your link-sending friend ?

Please say yes.
User avatar #176 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #177 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
Was it.. Interresting ? Good ? Was it a fantastic voyage of self discovery, or just a new experience ?

Are you now in some sort of couple relationship with your friend ?
#173 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Just tell us if it got you laid with said friend. Only that.
#163 - vinylshark (02/28/2014) [-]
So FunnyJunk made you gay?

I'm sure there has to be a way to use that as advertisement to get the site more money.
#48 - Theres girls on the internet?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +69
User avatar #69 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Even guys can pretend to be girls. Its easy.
"Hi, I am Laura ^_^"
You thought I was a girl, right? But I am not. I am a boy. Boys are not girls. Unless they are pretending to be. But they're still boys but they're just also girls at that point in a way. A girl-boy-boy-girl.

tl;dr your virginity is safe here on the internet.
User avatar #162 - AZQ (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura! A few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I thumbed you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
User avatar #209 - trojanmannn (02/28/2014) [-]
I know that was a joke but it still hurt
#119 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura!
User avatar #233 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Hey! ;3
#49 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
I found that odd as well. This is one of the very rare instances I think people would assume you were a female (based on the context/comment)
#37 - I'm a guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +2
User avatar #40 - sanbonzakura (02/27/2014) [-]
ahh i see
option one: he thinks this shit if funny
option two: prepare your anus
option tree: hes a cunt and likes to mess with your mind
inb4 why not all
beacause fuck you thats why
im sorry im little bit delirious for the lack of sleep, good luck
#17 - Well, consider this. I've known him for 8 years and never had …  [+] (17 new replies) 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +132
#196 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Maybe it was a joke.
#81 - letting (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh...you're a dude....

This changes my response completely.
#51 - BeaverBalls (02/28/2014) [-]
#47 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
Should have mentioned you were a guy too
#48 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Theres girls on the internet?
User avatar #69 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Even guys can pretend to be girls. Its easy.
"Hi, I am Laura ^_^"
You thought I was a girl, right? But I am not. I am a boy. Boys are not girls. Unless they are pretending to be. But they're still boys but they're just also girls at that point in a way. A girl-boy-boy-girl.

tl;dr your virginity is safe here on the internet.
User avatar #162 - AZQ (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura! A few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I thumbed you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
User avatar #209 - trojanmannn (02/28/2014) [-]
I know that was a joke but it still hurt
#119 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura!
User avatar #233 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Hey! ;3
#49 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
I found that odd as well. This is one of the very rare instances I think people would assume you were a female (based on the context/comment)
User avatar #29 - jokexplain (02/27/2014) [-]
maybe he's referencing a female friend of yours both of you'd like to fuck?
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
Not where I thought that was going at first.
#33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
still good though
#18 - ilovethecock (02/27/2014) [-]
This is like the setup to some weird yaoi anime. Go get some, tiger. And let us know how it goes.
#151 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Not gonna publish all the details for the world to see, but I will let you guys know that this little situation got me laid. Thanks for another unique day, FJ.
User avatar #156 - sybo (02/28/2014) [-]
With him?

or a girl?
man it'd be cool if you somehow got a chick from this situation..
#8 - One of my male friends just sent me the link to this. I'm flat…  [+] (54 new replies) 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +340
User avatar #215 - anonymouzx (02/28/2014) [-]
idk how it can be more clearer
User avatar #192 - empithree (02/28/2014) [-]
give him the D
#187 - rdobet (02/28/2014) [-]
for a while i thought that was a foot in a shoe.
User avatar #181 - rokkarokkaali (02/28/2014) [-]
Suck his dick and say no homo
User avatar #143 - newestuploads (02/28/2014) [-]
He might of been kidding or sent it as a sarcastic joke. I know I make gay jokes with my friends all the time. "jokes" "friends"
#148 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
He wasn't kidding. Sparing you guys the details, we talked it over and as it turns out that FunnyJunk just got me laid. Today was a good day.
User avatar #175 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
With your link-sending friend ?

Please say yes.
User avatar #176 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #177 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
Was it.. Interresting ? Good ? Was it a fantastic voyage of self discovery, or just a new experience ?

Are you now in some sort of couple relationship with your friend ?
#173 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Just tell us if it got you laid with said friend. Only that.
#163 - vinylshark (02/28/2014) [-]
So FunnyJunk made you gay?

I'm sure there has to be a way to use that as advertisement to get the site more money.
#120 - riffz (02/28/2014) [-]
Looking at this really fast, i thought this was a chick trying to get her foot in a high heel.
User avatar #136 - folkflunky (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
User avatar #117 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/28/2014) [-]
i have so many questions
#208 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
do you listen to chance the rapper bro
User avatar #234 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/28/2014) [-]
I am chance.
#68 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
thats animal cruelty you stupid fucking cunt.
User avatar #59 - steelwoolsheep (02/28/2014) [-]
i shought soeone was pushibng on that snake with a high heel at first glance, and i thuoght its tounge was blood...
User avatar #53 - decayingapple (02/28/2014) [-]
For a second I thought that was a woman's leg in high heels.
#42 - ompalomper (02/27/2014) [-]
i have to admit, after having seen the info on comment #17 i can understand your confusion and personally i have no idea how the fuck i would respond to that.

then again it could just be that he linked it because it looks funny.

do this:
>show him this
>laugh at the "misunderstanding"
>if you can see his heart break you dun goofed and you are an horrible ass
>if not all is good and well
#36 - sanbonzakura (02/27/2014) [-]
that is quite important in this situation
#37 - highlanderpony (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm a guy.
User avatar #40 - sanbonzakura (02/27/2014) [-]
ahh i see
option one: he thinks this shit if funny
option two: prepare your anus
option tree: hes a cunt and likes to mess with your mind
inb4 why not all
beacause fuck you thats why
im sorry im little bit delirious for the lack of sleep, good luck
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
lol what a faggot
#32 - vinylshark (02/27/2014) [-]
Jesus christ. At first I thought that finger was a leg and that snake some weird shoe made out of a snake...
Wtf brain?!
#227 - sonnyboii (02/28/2014) [-]
I did that too, but i was too scared to admit it
#38 - skullball (02/27/2014) [-]
i did that too
#28 - snakefire (02/27/2014) [-]
Fuck him.

Also that poor hognose.
#152 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
See comment #151
User avatar #202 - sanbonzakura (02/28/2014) [-]
u little cunt got me looking for that stupid comment for about 10minutes prick
#110 - notstill (02/28/2014) [-]
text is pointless
looked better facing this way for comment purposes

there's the story you didn't ask for
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
Sounds like you can score.
User avatar #16 - mutzaki (02/27/2014) [-]
He wants you to touch his dick the same way that snake is touched.
User avatar #14 - stifflerxchong (02/27/2014) [-]
the a very CLEAR wat to tell you that he hit on you and appreciate you a lot but that he's also to shy to make real life move or he don't give a fuck and try to fuck you with a pathetic way, depend of your relation.
#11 - StreetlightXIII (02/27/2014) [-]
"Deeply confused" Suuure.
Male friends fw.
#17 - highlanderpony (02/27/2014) [-]
Well, consider this. I've known him for 8 years and never had reason to believe he was even remotely into guys. Its not that I cant take a hint, its just one of those things that makes you have to rethink a LOT of stuff.
#196 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Maybe it was a joke.
#81 - letting (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh...you're a dude....

This changes my response completely.
#51 - BeaverBalls (02/28/2014) [-]
#47 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
Should have mentioned you were a guy too
#48 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Theres girls on the internet?
User avatar #69 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Even guys can pretend to be girls. Its easy.
"Hi, I am Laura ^_^"
You thought I was a girl, right? But I am not. I am a boy. Boys are not girls. Unless they are pretending to be. But they're still boys but they're just also girls at that point in a way. A girl-boy-boy-girl.

tl;dr your virginity is safe here on the internet.
User avatar #162 - AZQ (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura! A few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I thumbed you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
User avatar #209 - trojanmannn (02/28/2014) [-]
I know that was a joke but it still hurt
#119 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura!
User avatar #233 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Hey! ;3
#49 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
I found that odd as well. This is one of the very rare instances I think people would assume you were a female (based on the context/comment)
User avatar #29 - jokexplain (02/27/2014) [-]
maybe he's referencing a female friend of yours both of you'd like to fuck?
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
Not where I thought that was going at first.
#33 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/27/2014) [-]
still good though
#18 - ilovethecock (02/27/2014) [-]
This is like the setup to some weird yaoi anime. Go get some, tiger. And let us know how it goes.
#151 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Not gonna publish all the details for the world to see, but I will let you guys know that this little situation got me laid. Thanks for another unique day, FJ.
User avatar #156 - sybo (02/28/2014) [-]
With him?

or a girl?
man it'd be cool if you somehow got a chick from this situation..
User avatar #10 - sexymossantamby (02/27/2014) [-]
y confused? if you let him he would fuck you without hesitation...pretty straight up
#13 - Thats just pure unfiltered sadness. 02/24/2014 on Guess Who's Sad Now? +2
#19 - Welcome to pc master race, where people make dreams co… 02/24/2014 on Thanks Bro +2
#173 - Comment deleted 02/19/2014 on The Sand Cat +5
#18 - Picture 02/14/2014 on If Garfield was Switched... +11
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on If Garfield was Switched... +5
#18 - highlanderpony Comment deleted by highlanderpony
#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2014 on If Garfield was Switched... +5
#17 - highlanderpony Comment deleted by highlanderpony
#18 - highlanderpony Comment deleted by highlanderpony
#9 - I can confirm this. I live 15 minutes away from that **…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2014 on usual red light in Russia +1
User avatar #18 - sparkyoneonetwo (02/13/2014) [-]
the roads are made to confuse the fuck out of people.

It used to be a military city adn the roads are so fucking weird in hopes to get other armies lots and confused
#12 - My brother works at a hot topic and brings home all sorts of s…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2014 on The Brony Fandom +6
User avatar #51 - deviroux (02/13/2014) [-]
I have it because I used to be a brony. those were dark times.
#260 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/13/2014) [-]
yeah i was also unsure about my sexuality but then i got straight..
#21 - Well, his username IS "iamnotgoodwithname" after all… 02/12/2014 on This is fake +7
#187 - It depends on the snake and how much you handle them. The one … 02/11/2014 on that's one friendly snake +1
#27 - You have a fundamental misunderstanding of python biology and …  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2014 on that's one friendly snake +151
User avatar #181 - stripey (02/11/2014) [-]
Do they like humans? like dogs do
#187 - highlanderpony (02/11/2014) [-]
It depends on the snake and how much you handle them. The one i had used to be pretty solitary and secluded when it was young but as it got bigger and more used to me it would frequently curl up in my lap when i was on my pc. While he did that presumably for the bodyheat more than anything else, it takes a lot of trust for a snake to approach a human like that.

Tl;Dr: Yeah, but getting them to like you isnt as easy as it is with dogs.
#169 - doubleac (02/11/2014) [-]
Excuse but if it's anywhere near my exposed genitals something is wrong.
Birds, however, actually no, birds aren't allowed in that area either.
#113 - rabbitturd (02/11/2014) [-]
Almost positive the one in the content is a boa
User avatar #202 - jkrhpotter (02/11/2014) [-]
Red tailed boa to be exact. I have one of my own.
User avatar #32 - ninjaroo (02/10/2014) [-]
Even if it was aggressive, python vs human in the human house? Surely a desperate human would think to use the nearest sharp object to try remove the snake.
#31 - Awesomenessniss (02/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - shitblossom (08/18/2012) [-]
Thanks so much, I have been trying to get one of these for weeks.
#2 to #1 - highlanderpony (08/18/2012) [-]
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
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