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highlanderpony

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: Derpyspycrab
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Depends on my mood, check my steam page to see what games I'm currently wasting my time on.
Interests: Vydia gheims, cocks, liquor
Date Signed Up:7/01/2012
Last Login:5/21/2015
Location:Pittsburgh PA
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Content Views:55248
Times Content Favorited:63 times
Total Comments Made:369
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No-life, ex-brony, furfag extraordinaire! If you're desperate enough to talk to me, feel free to drop me a friend request, or add me on steam if you want.

latest user's comments

#12 - I've watched a lot of people die, a lot of people who were clo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Suicide +12
User avatar #61 - alucord (06/02/2014) [-]
A true champion of the internet,

Thank you so much for your inspiration
User avatar #16 - areyouhammeredbro (06/01/2014) [-]
Hey man. If you feel like talking to someone without the closeness try www.blahtherapy.com . Its totally free, anonymous and requires no sign up. I swear you'll feel much better.
#15 - ydad (06/01/2014) [-]
I believe in you mate, try your best.
#2 - Lizards are awesome  [+] (11 new replies) 05/28/2014 on u wot m8 +24
#78 - ningyoaijin (05/29/2014) [-]
Whenever people post r34 ponies they get thumbed down into oblivion, so why do they get away with dragons?
#81 - warlordelite (05/29/2014) [-]
Well i dont know. Maybe because mlp is for little children (Girls) and Dragons are for everyone.
User avatar #86 - revengeforfreeze (05/29/2014) [-]
So, what you're saying is, the amount of chromosomes a person posits and the amount of entropy having elapsed during that persons time on earth is what determines whether a person can enjoy or not enjoy a show? K.
#84 - atma (05/29/2014) [-]
I noticed that you posted a Haxorus image to illustrate your point
How about we ignore the target audience, considering that Pokémon is also marketed towards children, and judge things based on their innate merits instead?
#6 - galkawhm (05/28/2014) [-]
#13 - jiichei (05/28/2014) [-]
awh fuk I remember when I couple of years ago remembered some dragon movie from my childhood, I dunno was it called final dragon or last dragon or something like that. I convinced my partner that we should watch it since it had dragons, adventuring, comedy and a bit of sad stuff... the dragon dies...

ANYWAY I thought I found the right torrent.
we started watching. It was epic fantasy porn. my partner put it away and erased the file and was really mad at me for awhile for making a stupid joke.

I kinda wish I remembered the name of those both movies... for science.
#54 - crackedpepper (05/29/2014) [-]
perhaps was there a dragon that saved a prince by linking hearts with him? cause i know a movie like that
User avatar #73 - jiichei (05/29/2014) [-]
I.. guess? I was pretty young when I saw it.
#89 - crackedpepper (05/29/2014) [-]
does this look familiar?

if it does then movie is dragonheart
User avatar #91 - jiichei (05/29/2014) [-]
that is pretty close! it actually could be it. I have to check it out. thank you!!
User avatar #15 - galkawhm (05/28/2014) [-]
Dragon Heart?
#7 - god damn it, this isnt how i wanted to start my day. 05/14/2014 on Can you feel it yet? 0
#16 - oh god yes  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Good news everyone! +9
#138 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [-]
#215 - So they're hard to find because people buy them so quickly und…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #329 - celticpride (05/04/2014) [-]
if it were up to me i wouldn't sell them to the customers just so we could hold some sort of inventory but apparently that's against this thing we call the law. :|
User avatar #225 - mrsixinch (05/04/2014) [-]
It's called speculative demand, and is basically how forex markets appreciate and depreciate. It's an interesting psychological interaction in economies and just goes to show that ceteris paribus really does not hold.
#137 - Have gun laws changed THAT dramatically in the past 5 years or…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2014 on (untitled) +6
#162 - celticpride (05/04/2014) [-]
hi walmart sporting goods associate here, it's actually not hard to get them in from our manufacturer/vendors.. the problem is you goony bastards think they're going fucking extinct. I'll tell you right now we've been getting them in just as frequently as ever but people buy them up like its Walter White's blue stuff. Rednecks come in all the time bragging about having 50k+ rounds in their closet, only to find out their the problem. If you hear anything from anybody about being a potential new contestant on A&E's Hoarders, slap their cousin kissing mouth so hard they decide to have a garage sale and feed half the country with ammo til this whole thing blows over. /rant
#215 - highlanderpony (05/04/2014) [-]
So they're hard to find because people buy them so quickly under the false impression that they're normally hard to find? Fucking hell, people are dumb. Oh well, more business for you guys I guess.
User avatar #329 - celticpride (05/04/2014) [-]
if it were up to me i wouldn't sell them to the customers just so we could hold some sort of inventory but apparently that's against this thing we call the law. :|
User avatar #225 - mrsixinch (05/04/2014) [-]
It's called speculative demand, and is basically how forex markets appreciate and depreciate. It's an interesting psychological interaction in economies and just goes to show that ceteris paribus really does not hold.
User avatar #168 - mrnoodlez (05/04/2014) [-]
Walmart IMS / Receiving Associate in Grandville, Mi here, nearly every day we get 2 to 6 boxes of .22lr off the truck at our Walmart, no joke. Rednecks go through it like it's crack.
User avatar #141 - malinko (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, It's pretty bad to be honest, and it happened right after that Sandy Hook stuff. everyone started to stock pile with the threat of the government taking away guns. which created a high demand than supply and drove up the prices. and it all happened really recently.

I used to bu a box of 500 rounds for $20. now good luck finding 500 count on the shelf.
#36 - b8 harder, m8. 05/01/2014 on So i got this at work today... -3
#18 - This guy is a pretty attractive woman for walmart standards. 04/24/2014 on Listen, We Can’t Get Married +2
#2 - Damn.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on I Came 0
#8 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
so you feel the gunshot wound?
#7 - took me 3 re-reads to see that this woman is actually a dude. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Listen, We Can’t Get Married +12
User avatar #16 - loonquawl (04/24/2014) [-]
A lot of odd and grotesque shapes should be normal for you now
#18 - highlanderpony (04/24/2014) [-]
This guy is a pretty attractive woman for walmart standards.
#32 - You all need to drop the ******* sick obsession with ce… 04/19/2014 on Bette Midler's Facebook is... +1
#8 - Mfw i'm sterile, gay, and hate children to an almost worrisome degree.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Who wants kids? +1
#21 - samoaspider (04/01/2014) [-]
but thats normal because all bronys are gay, just like you
#11 - autoxx (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm very virile, straight, and probably hate children just as much as you.

My girlfriends have always thought I would be a "good dad" though... My first girlfriend kept trying to have an accident. I would sometimes wake up with her on top of me (sounds good, but not when you don't want kids). She kinda killed my trust in women.

Now I only date much older women and my last 2 have both had hysterectomies (they each already have kids of their own).
#10 - marstan (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm gay, I'd actually really quite like an adoptive child or two when i grow old enough for that kind of stuff :3
#22 - I love my switchblade. They're not hard to get, just …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Neat +3
#37 - rootytootyfrooty has deleted their comment.
#23 - dmcdante (03/24/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure they're illegal in Australia, any 'flick knife' is...
I think.
#21 - Either you got confused and started talking about guns or you …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Neat 0
User avatar #48 - tomahawkkit (03/24/2014) [-]
that's how my dad explained it, hes been wrong before
#35 - Yeah, I don't blame you. I kind of just forgot about it since …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! 0
#43 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm just gonna go cry in a corner over all the awesomeness I missed.
Coulda been kicking ass with Terrakion, Hydreigon, and Volcarona instead of Chesnaught, Goodra, and Delphox
#50 - zakaizer (03/20/2014) [-]
But yeah, shiny Gardevoir is so fucking sweet, and her Mega-Ability is bonkers as well. Still, ain't got shit on my baby girl. No offence, I just love Absol so much.
User avatar #51 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I can't see Mega Absol without imagining it saying, "Bitch, I'm fabulous."
#33 - Pokemon bank is out in the rest of the world now, bro. its bee…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +7
#34 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I knew it got delayed but after a while of not hearing anything, I stopped checking. Guess I have a fuckton of pokemon to transfer, especially that Adamant Mewtwo that I farmed my ass of for and taught Drain Punch and Zen Headbutt.
#35 - highlanderpony (03/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't blame you. I kind of just forgot about it since the devs pulled a HL3 maneuver on us. The only reason I remembered is because my co-workers went apeshit over it's release, and even they were a week late.
#43 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm just gonna go cry in a corner over all the awesomeness I missed.
Coulda been kicking ass with Terrakion, Hydreigon, and Volcarona instead of Chesnaught, Goodra, and Delphox
#50 - zakaizer (03/20/2014) [-]
But yeah, shiny Gardevoir is so fucking sweet, and her Mega-Ability is bonkers as well. Still, ain't got shit on my baby girl. No offence, I just love Absol so much.
User avatar #51 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I can't see Mega Absol without imagining it saying, "Bitch, I'm fabulous."
#23 - Modest, but special attack is better for mewtwo, where regular…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +4
User avatar #63 - feelythefeel (03/20/2014) [-]
You don't understand. You seriously don't understand. That is literally the best nature possible, Mewtwo doesn't use attack at all. That is literally the perfect Pokemon, a Pokemon someone would spend weeks, even months breeding. And it's a fucking legendary to boot.

What I'm trying to say is that you probably could have won a small lottery with those odds.
#246 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
with the probability of those IVs and the probability of getting that nature, the real odds are 0.00000000291%. For those of you who dont want to try to compare, thats an extra 0.

Statistically speaking, a one in a million is chance is 343.64 times more likely to happen than what happened with the mewtwo.
#249 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
Also the odds of getting a shiny are 1 in 8192 if you arent breeding internationally. So if this shit's for real then i think this guy broke the universe.
User avatar #251 - deviousdanish (03/20/2014) [-]
It's 1/4096 in X/Y.
User avatar #97 - bonlino (03/20/2014) [-]
small lottery? try winning AT LEAST 3 LARGE lotteries with them odds. id prefer the lotteries but still
#20 - >be 2012 >got pokemon soul silver, bit late to the p…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +22
#134 - andrewtk (03/20/2014) [-]
I remember when the Meloetta event happened in Black and White. I was so excited, because Meleotta had been my favorite Pokemon since it had been revealed. After transferring to X/Y, I check with the IV guy, and she has perfect IVs in every stat.

'Twas quite a feeling of joy.
#181 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Make the best of it ** LUCKY i have a meloetta and it SUUUUCCCKKKKSSS IN ATTACK!
#21 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
what's its nature?
#23 - highlanderpony (03/20/2014) [-]
Modest, but special attack is better for mewtwo, where regular attack is damn near unused. so i dont worry about it. I also traded a megastone for mewtwo from my version of Y once i heard it was better than the X version.
User avatar #63 - feelythefeel (03/20/2014) [-]
You don't understand. You seriously don't understand. That is literally the best nature possible, Mewtwo doesn't use attack at all. That is literally the perfect Pokemon, a Pokemon someone would spend weeks, even months breeding. And it's a fucking legendary to boot.

What I'm trying to say is that you probably could have won a small lottery with those odds.
#246 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
with the probability of those IVs and the probability of getting that nature, the real odds are 0.00000000291%. For those of you who dont want to try to compare, thats an extra 0.

Statistically speaking, a one in a million is chance is 343.64 times more likely to happen than what happened with the mewtwo.
#249 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
Also the odds of getting a shiny are 1 in 8192 if you arent breeding internationally. So if this shit's for real then i think this guy broke the universe.
User avatar #251 - deviousdanish (03/20/2014) [-]
It's 1/4096 in X/Y.
User avatar #97 - bonlino (03/20/2014) [-]
small lottery? try winning AT LEAST 3 LARGE lotteries with them odds. id prefer the lotteries but still
#91 - plznoe 03/18/2014 on [cringing intensifies] +4
#10 - Oh sweet jesus that was brutal, and I didn't even make it half… 03/08/2014 on Cringe compilation. 0
#2 - Glenn (the asian guy) didnt die, you might be mistaking him fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Time gone by 0
User avatar #4 - konradkurze (03/05/2014) [-]
well yeah Daryl was reserved but he was kinda into her, and when all those zombies broke loose in the prison and he thought he lost her, he made a grave for her and looked pretty sad....but looked relieved as hell when he found her locked in that room, safe
#176 - yes  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +2
User avatar #177 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
Was it.. Interresting ? Good ? Was it a fantastic voyage of self discovery, or just a new experience ?

Are you now in some sort of couple relationship with your friend ?
#152 - See comment #151  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +1
User avatar #202 - sanbonzakura (02/28/2014) [-]
u little cunt got me looking for that stupid comment for about 10minutes prick
#151 - Not gonna publish all the details for the world to see, but I …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +3
User avatar #156 - sybo (02/28/2014) [-]
With him?

or a girl?
man it'd be cool if you somehow got a chick from this situation..
#148 - He wasn't kidding. Sparing you guys the details, we talked it …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +7
User avatar #175 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
With your link-sending friend ?

Please say yes.
User avatar #176 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #177 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
Was it.. Interresting ? Good ? Was it a fantastic voyage of self discovery, or just a new experience ?

Are you now in some sort of couple relationship with your friend ?
#173 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Just tell us if it got you laid with said friend. Only that.
#163 - vinylshark (02/28/2014) [-]
So FunnyJunk made you gay?

I'm sure there has to be a way to use that as advertisement to get the site more money.

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User avatar #1 - shitblossom (08/18/2012) [-]
Thanks so much, I have been trying to get one of these for weeks.
#2 to #1 - highlanderpony (08/18/2012) [-]
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
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