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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Derpyspycrab
Consoles Owned: PC
Video Games Played: Depends on my mood, check my steam page to see what games I'm currently wasting my time on.
Interests: Vydia gheims, cocks, liquor
Date Signed Up:7/01/2012
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Pittsburgh PA
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No-life, ex-brony, furfag extraordinaire! If you're desperate enough to talk to me, feel free to drop me a friend request, or add me on steam if you want.

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#7 - took me 3 re-reads to see that this woman is actually a dude. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Listen, We Can’t Get Married +12
User avatar #16 - loonquawl (04/24/2014) [-]
A lot of odd and grotesque shapes should be normal for you now
#18 - highlanderpony (04/24/2014) [-]
This guy is a pretty attractive woman for walmart standards.
#32 - You all need to drop the ******* sick obsession w… 04/19/2014 on Bette Midler's Facebook is... +1
#8 - Mfw i'm sterile, gay, and hate children to an almost worrisome degree.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Who wants kids? +1
#21 - samoaspider (04/01/2014) [-]
but thats normal because all bronys are gay, just like you
#11 - autoxx (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm very virile, straight, and probably hate children just as much as you.

My girlfriends have always thought I would be a "good dad" though... My first girlfriend kept trying to have an accident. I would sometimes wake up with her on top of me (sounds good, but not when you don't want kids). She kinda killed my trust in women.

Now I only date much older women and my last 2 have both had hysterectomies (they each already have kids of their own).
#10 - marstan (04/01/2014) [-]
I'm gay, I'd actually really quite like an adoptive child or two when i grow old enough for that kind of stuff :3
#22 - I love my switchblade. They're not hard to get, just …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Neat +3
User avatar #37 - rootytootyfrooty (03/24/2014) [-]
I tried to buy a can opener from Pound Land when I was 19. They said 'No, you have to be over 21' because the warning told the cashier to ID anyone who LOOKED under 21.
#23 - dmcdante (03/24/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure they're illegal in Australia, any 'flick knife' is...
I think.
#21 - Either you got confused and started talking about guns or you …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on Neat 0
User avatar #48 - tomahawkkit (03/24/2014) [-]
that's how my dad explained it, hes been wrong before
#35 - Yeah, I don't blame you. I kind of just forgot about it since …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! 0
#43 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm just gonna go cry in a corner over all the awesomeness I missed.
Coulda been kicking ass with Terrakion, Hydreigon, and Volcarona instead of Chesnaught, Goodra, and Delphox
#50 - zakaizer (03/20/2014) [-]
But yeah, shiny Gardevoir is so fucking sweet, and her Mega-Ability is bonkers as well. Still, ain't got shit on my baby girl. No offence, I just love Absol so much.
User avatar #51 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I can't see Mega Absol without imagining it saying, "Bitch, I'm fabulous."
#33 - Pokemon bank is out in the rest of the world now, bro. its bee…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +7
#34 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I knew it got delayed but after a while of not hearing anything, I stopped checking. Guess I have a fuckton of pokemon to transfer, especially that Adamant Mewtwo that I farmed my ass of for and taught Drain Punch and Zen Headbutt.
#35 - highlanderpony (03/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't blame you. I kind of just forgot about it since the devs pulled a HL3 maneuver on us. The only reason I remembered is because my co-workers went apeshit over it's release, and even they were a week late.
#43 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I'm just gonna go cry in a corner over all the awesomeness I missed.
Coulda been kicking ass with Terrakion, Hydreigon, and Volcarona instead of Chesnaught, Goodra, and Delphox
#50 - zakaizer (03/20/2014) [-]
But yeah, shiny Gardevoir is so fucking sweet, and her Mega-Ability is bonkers as well. Still, ain't got shit on my baby girl. No offence, I just love Absol so much.
User avatar #51 - thesinful (03/20/2014) [-]
I can't see Mega Absol without imagining it saying, "Bitch, I'm fabulous."
#23 - Modest, but special attack is better for mewtwo, where regular…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +4
User avatar #63 - feelythefeel (03/20/2014) [-]
You don't understand. You seriously don't understand. That is literally the best nature possible, Mewtwo doesn't use attack at all. That is literally the perfect Pokemon, a Pokemon someone would spend weeks, even months breeding. And it's a fucking legendary to boot.

What I'm trying to say is that you probably could have won a small lottery with those odds.
#246 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
with the probability of those IVs and the probability of getting that nature, the real odds are 0.00000000291%. For those of you who dont want to try to compare, thats an extra 0.

Statistically speaking, a one in a million is chance is 343.64 times more likely to happen than what happened with the mewtwo.
#249 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
Also the odds of getting a shiny are 1 in 8192 if you arent breeding internationally. So if this shit's for real then i think this guy broke the universe.
User avatar #251 - deviousdanish (03/20/2014) [-]
It's 1/4096 in X/Y.
User avatar #97 - bonlino (03/20/2014) [-]
small lottery? try winning AT LEAST 3 LARGE lotteries with them odds. id prefer the lotteries but still
#20 - >be 2012 >got pokemon soul silver, bit late to the p…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! +22
#134 - andrewtk (03/20/2014) [-]
I remember when the Meloetta event happened in Black and White. I was so excited, because Meleotta had been my favorite Pokemon since it had been revealed. After transferring to X/Y, I check with the IV guy, and she has perfect IVs in every stat.

'Twas quite a feeling of joy.
#181 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Make the best of it ** LUCKY i have a meloetta and it SUUUUCCCKKKKSSS IN ATTACK!
#21 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
what's its nature?
#23 - highlanderpony (03/20/2014) [-]
Modest, but special attack is better for mewtwo, where regular attack is damn near unused. so i dont worry about it. I also traded a megastone for mewtwo from my version of Y once i heard it was better than the X version.
User avatar #63 - feelythefeel (03/20/2014) [-]
You don't understand. You seriously don't understand. That is literally the best nature possible, Mewtwo doesn't use attack at all. That is literally the perfect Pokemon, a Pokemon someone would spend weeks, even months breeding. And it's a fucking legendary to boot.

What I'm trying to say is that you probably could have won a small lottery with those odds.
#246 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
with the probability of those IVs and the probability of getting that nature, the real odds are 0.00000000291%. For those of you who dont want to try to compare, thats an extra 0.

Statistically speaking, a one in a million is chance is 343.64 times more likely to happen than what happened with the mewtwo.
#249 - ilovethecock (03/20/2014) [-]
Also the odds of getting a shiny are 1 in 8192 if you arent breeding internationally. So if this shit's for real then i think this guy broke the universe.
User avatar #251 - deviousdanish (03/20/2014) [-]
It's 1/4096 in X/Y.
User avatar #97 - bonlino (03/20/2014) [-]
small lottery? try winning AT LEAST 3 LARGE lotteries with them odds. id prefer the lotteries but still
#91 - plznoe 03/18/2014 on [cringing intensifies] +4
#10 - Oh sweet jesus that was brutal, and I didn't even make it half… 03/08/2014 on Cringe compilation. 0
#2 - Glenn (the asian guy) didnt die, you might be mistaking him fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2014 on Time gone by 0
User avatar #4 - konradkurze (03/05/2014) [-]
well yeah Daryl was reserved but he was kinda into her, and when all those zombies broke loose in the prison and he thought he lost her, he made a grave for her and looked pretty sad....but looked relieved as hell when he found her locked in that room, safe
#176 - yes  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +2
User avatar #177 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
Was it.. Interresting ? Good ? Was it a fantastic voyage of self discovery, or just a new experience ?

Are you now in some sort of couple relationship with your friend ?
#152 - See comment #151  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +1
User avatar #202 - sanbonzakura (02/28/2014) [-]
u little cunt got me looking for that stupid comment for about 10minutes prick
#151 - Not gonna publish all the details for the world to see, but I …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +3
User avatar #156 - sybo (02/28/2014) [-]
With him?

or a girl?
man it'd be cool if you somehow got a chick from this situation..
#148 - He wasn't kidding. Sparing you guys the details, we talked it …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +7
User avatar #175 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
With your link-sending friend ?

Please say yes.
User avatar #176 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #177 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
Was it.. Interresting ? Good ? Was it a fantastic voyage of self discovery, or just a new experience ?

Are you now in some sort of couple relationship with your friend ?
#173 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Just tell us if it got you laid with said friend. Only that.
#163 - vinylshark (02/28/2014) [-]
So FunnyJunk made you gay?

I'm sure there has to be a way to use that as advertisement to get the site more money.
#48 - Theres girls on the internet?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/28/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +69
User avatar #69 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Even guys can pretend to be girls. Its easy.
"Hi, I am Laura ^_^"
You thought I was a girl, right? But I am not. I am a boy. Boys are not girls. Unless they are pretending to be. But they're still boys but they're just also girls at that point in a way. A girl-boy-boy-girl.

tl;dr your virginity is safe here on the internet.
User avatar #162 - AZQ (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura! A few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I thumbed you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
User avatar #209 - trojanmannn (02/28/2014) [-]
I know that was a joke but it still hurt
#119 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura!
User avatar #233 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Hey! ;3
#49 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
I found that odd as well. This is one of the very rare instances I think people would assume you were a female (based on the context/comment)
#37 - I'm a guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +2
User avatar #40 - sanbonzakura (02/27/2014) [-]
ahh i see
option one: he thinks this shit if funny
option two: prepare your anus
option tree: hes a cunt and likes to mess with your mind
inb4 why not all
beacause fuck you thats why
im sorry im little bit delirious for the lack of sleep, good luck
#17 - Well, consider this. I've known him for 8 years and never had …  [+] (17 new replies) 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +132
#196 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Maybe it was a joke.
#81 - letting (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh...you're a dude....

This changes my response completely.
#51 - BeaverBalls (02/28/2014) [-]
#47 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
Should have mentioned you were a guy too
#48 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Theres girls on the internet?
User avatar #69 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Even guys can pretend to be girls. Its easy.
"Hi, I am Laura ^_^"
You thought I was a girl, right? But I am not. I am a boy. Boys are not girls. Unless they are pretending to be. But they're still boys but they're just also girls at that point in a way. A girl-boy-boy-girl.

tl;dr your virginity is safe here on the internet.
User avatar #162 - AZQ (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura! A few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I thumbed you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
User avatar #209 - trojanmannn (02/28/2014) [-]
I know that was a joke but it still hurt
#119 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura!
User avatar #233 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Hey! ;3
#49 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
I found that odd as well. This is one of the very rare instances I think people would assume you were a female (based on the context/comment)
User avatar #29 - jokexplain (02/27/2014) [-]
maybe he's referencing a female friend of yours both of you'd like to fuck?
#21 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
Not where I thought that was going at first.
#33 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
still good though
#18 - ilovethecock (02/27/2014) [-]
This is like the setup to some weird yaoi anime. Go get some, tiger. And let us know how it goes.
#151 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Not gonna publish all the details for the world to see, but I will let you guys know that this little situation got me laid. Thanks for another unique day, FJ.
User avatar #156 - sybo (02/28/2014) [-]
With him?

or a girl?
man it'd be cool if you somehow got a chick from this situation..
#8 - One of my male friends just sent me the link to this. I'm flat…  [+] (54 new replies) 02/27/2014 on i appreciate our friendship... +340
User avatar #215 - anonymouzx (02/28/2014) [-]
idk how it can be more clearer
User avatar #192 - empithree (02/28/2014) [-]
give him the D
#187 - rdobet (02/28/2014) [-]
for a while i thought that was a foot in a shoe.
User avatar #181 - rokkarokkaali (02/28/2014) [-]
Suck his dick and say no homo
User avatar #143 - newestuploads (02/28/2014) [-]
He might of been kidding or sent it as a sarcastic joke. I know I make gay jokes with my friends all the time. "jokes" "friends"
#148 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
He wasn't kidding. Sparing you guys the details, we talked it over and as it turns out that FunnyJunk just got me laid. Today was a good day.
User avatar #175 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
With your link-sending friend ?

Please say yes.
User avatar #176 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #177 - nao (02/28/2014) [-]
Was it.. Interresting ? Good ? Was it a fantastic voyage of self discovery, or just a new experience ?

Are you now in some sort of couple relationship with your friend ?
#173 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Just tell us if it got you laid with said friend. Only that.
#163 - vinylshark (02/28/2014) [-]
So FunnyJunk made you gay?

I'm sure there has to be a way to use that as advertisement to get the site more money.
#120 - riffz (02/28/2014) [-]
Looking at this really fast, i thought this was a chick trying to get her foot in a high heel.
User avatar #136 - folkflunky (02/28/2014) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
User avatar #117 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/28/2014) [-]
i have so many questions
#208 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
do you listen to chance the rapper bro
User avatar #234 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/28/2014) [-]
I am chance.
#68 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
thats animal cruelty you stupid fucking cunt.
User avatar #59 - steelwoolsheep (02/28/2014) [-]
i shought soeone was pushibng on that snake with a high heel at first glance, and i thuoght its tounge was blood...
User avatar #53 - decayingapple (02/28/2014) [-]
For a second I thought that was a woman's leg in high heels.
#42 - ompalomper (02/27/2014) [-]
i have to admit, after having seen the info on comment #17 i can understand your confusion and personally i have no idea how the fuck i would respond to that.

then again it could just be that he linked it because it looks funny.

do this:
>show him this
>laugh at the "misunderstanding"
>if you can see his heart break you dun goofed and you are an horrible ass
>if not all is good and well
#36 - sanbonzakura (02/27/2014) [-]
that is quite important in this situation
#37 - highlanderpony (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm a guy.
User avatar #40 - sanbonzakura (02/27/2014) [-]
ahh i see
option one: he thinks this shit if funny
option two: prepare your anus
option tree: hes a cunt and likes to mess with your mind
inb4 why not all
beacause fuck you thats why
im sorry im little bit delirious for the lack of sleep, good luck
#35 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
lol what a faggot
#32 - vinylshark (02/27/2014) [-]
Jesus christ. At first I thought that finger was a leg and that snake some weird shoe made out of a snake...
Wtf brain?!
#227 - sonnyboii (02/28/2014) [-]
I did that too, but i was too scared to admit it
#38 - skullball (02/27/2014) [-]
i did that too
#28 - snakefire (02/27/2014) [-]
Fuck him.

Also that poor hognose.
#152 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
See comment #151
User avatar #202 - sanbonzakura (02/28/2014) [-]
u little cunt got me looking for that stupid comment for about 10minutes prick
#110 - notstill (02/28/2014) [-]
text is pointless
looked better facing this way for comment purposes

there's the story you didn't ask for
#19 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
Sounds like you can score.
User avatar #16 - mutzaki (02/27/2014) [-]
He wants you to touch his dick the same way that snake is touched.
User avatar #14 - stifflerxchong (02/27/2014) [-]
the a very CLEAR wat to tell you that he hit on you and appreciate you a lot but that he's also to shy to make real life move or he don't give a fuck and try to fuck you with a pathetic way, depend of your relation.
#11 - StreetlightXIII (02/27/2014) [-]
"Deeply confused" Suuure.
Male friends fw.
#17 - highlanderpony (02/27/2014) [-]
Well, consider this. I've known him for 8 years and never had reason to believe he was even remotely into guys. Its not that I cant take a hint, its just one of those things that makes you have to rethink a LOT of stuff.
#196 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Maybe it was a joke.
#81 - letting (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh...you're a dude....

This changes my response completely.
#51 - BeaverBalls (02/28/2014) [-]
#47 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
Should have mentioned you were a guy too
#48 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Theres girls on the internet?
User avatar #69 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Even guys can pretend to be girls. Its easy.
"Hi, I am Laura ^_^"
You thought I was a girl, right? But I am not. I am a boy. Boys are not girls. Unless they are pretending to be. But they're still boys but they're just also girls at that point in a way. A girl-boy-boy-girl.

tl;dr your virginity is safe here on the internet.
User avatar #162 - AZQ (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura! A few things to start off with 1.=] Yes, I thumbed you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
User avatar #209 - trojanmannn (02/28/2014) [-]
I know that was a joke but it still hurt
#119 - anonymous (02/28/2014) [-]
Hi Laura!
User avatar #233 - quackyquack (02/28/2014) [-]
Hey! ;3
#49 - wimwam (02/28/2014) [-]
I found that odd as well. This is one of the very rare instances I think people would assume you were a female (based on the context/comment)
User avatar #29 - jokexplain (02/27/2014) [-]
maybe he's referencing a female friend of yours both of you'd like to fuck?
#21 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
Not where I thought that was going at first.
#33 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
still good though
#18 - ilovethecock (02/27/2014) [-]
This is like the setup to some weird yaoi anime. Go get some, tiger. And let us know how it goes.
#151 - highlanderpony (02/28/2014) [-]
Not gonna publish all the details for the world to see, but I will let you guys know that this little situation got me laid. Thanks for another unique day, FJ.
User avatar #156 - sybo (02/28/2014) [-]
With him?

or a girl?
man it'd be cool if you somehow got a chick from this situation..
User avatar #10 - sexymossantamby (02/27/2014) [-]
y confused? if you let him he would fuck you without hesitation...pretty straight up
#13 - Thats just pure unfiltered sadness. 02/24/2014 on Guess Who's Sad Now? +2
#19 - Welcome to pc master race, where people make dreams co… 02/24/2014 on Thanks Bro +2
#173 - Comment deleted 02/19/2014 on The Sand Cat +5
#18 - Picture 02/14/2014 on If Garfield was Switched... +11
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on If Garfield was Switched... +5
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User avatar #1 - shitblossom (08/18/2012) [-]
Thanks so much, I have been trying to get one of these for weeks.
#2 to #1 - highlanderpony (08/18/2012) [-]
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
And thank you, ive been trying to get one of these eggs for weeks.
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