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what is this box...... why does everything i think show up here..........................................thinking about pie........... wow as i write this i just learned i can think about thinking nothing WOW

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#172 - problem is you cant talk about berserk for anytime at all with… 01/14/2014 on How it feels waking up for... +3
#89 - this is basically the only site where he was ever popular in a…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Not long now... +1
User avatar #90 - bodox (01/14/2014) [-]
....wow....let me rehash what you just said......he is nowhere else and i know this cuz i don't go anywhere else.....brilliant...

and for the record i was not talking about other sites, funnyjunk is getting shut down cuz advertisers dont like to see porn aka NSFW content aka dicks aka dickbutt so they pull funding from the site and without that funding the site goes down. hence dickbutt or this site you cant have both anymore
User avatar #92 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
and i just saw dickbutt on this content like 5 times
so apparently i can have both
User avatar #91 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
actually what i said was (if rather sloppily) "this site is the only site i have seen him on"

and dude this site has "almost gone down" like 6 times
i have been here ten years dude
shit like this stopped bothering me after the second time it happened...but by then i realized admin was full of shit and not to trust anything he says relating to money
#87 - i am sexually attracted to wolves someone ban this man 01/14/2014 on Not long now... 0
#86 - if i had to choose between seeing dickbutt more on this site o…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Not long now... +2
User avatar #88 - bodox (01/14/2014) [-]
>dickbutt
>this site
pick one
#93 - dragonbgone (01/14/2014) [-]
I personally don't find dickbutt funny, but I've been a member since green/yellow funnyjunk and dickbutt is something that this community has made and has stuck with us. It is a symbol of our site and our culture. Nothing should have the right to take dickbutt, or any other memetic that we create and love away from us.
User avatar #89 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
this is basically the only site where he was ever popular in any form
i am not sure about his origins but i never saw shit of dickbutt anywhere but here
then again i dont frequent any sites like this.....besides this one
User avatar #90 - bodox (01/14/2014) [-]
....wow....let me rehash what you just said......he is nowhere else and i know this cuz i don't go anywhere else.....brilliant...

and for the record i was not talking about other sites, funnyjunk is getting shut down cuz advertisers dont like to see porn aka NSFW content aka dicks aka dickbutt so they pull funding from the site and without that funding the site goes down. hence dickbutt or this site you cant have both anymore
User avatar #92 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
and i just saw dickbutt on this content like 5 times
so apparently i can have both
User avatar #91 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
actually what i said was (if rather sloppily) "this site is the only site i have seen him on"

and dude this site has "almost gone down" like 6 times
i have been here ten years dude
shit like this stopped bothering me after the second time it happened...but by then i realized admin was full of shit and not to trust anything he says relating to money
#279 - okay just checked out the song "the nexus" a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Dahvie, Eat a Snickers 0
User avatar #281 - blarggman (01/14/2014) [-]
Uuuhhh not really that I can think of off the top of my head.
#135 - its all about this like ninja asian guy trying to kill the old… 01/14/2014 on titans be afraid 0
#275 - i think the song "imma monster" was okay only th…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Dahvie, Eat a Snickers 0
User avatar #347 - higaphix (01/14/2014) [-]
EYYY FUCKING NINE INCH NAILS MAN

I was raised on that

also need good metal? Here's some random suggestions you probably know: Pantera, Megadeth, Anthrax, Damageplan, Rebel Meets Rebel, Down, Machinehead.
Can't think of anymore
User avatar #278 - blarggman (01/14/2014) [-]
I'm going fucking crazy over a band called Amaranthe as of late. They're not really the most hardcore metal, but they're really good. I think they got their start in 2011, so I'd suggest checking them out if you're looking for new good metal.
User avatar #279 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
okay
just checked out the song "the nexus"
any other bands cause you are apparently spot on.......
User avatar #281 - blarggman (01/14/2014) [-]
Uuuhhh not really that I can think of off the top of my head.
#133 - the movie ends with a super sick knife fight between this asia…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on titans be afraid 0
#134 - carlonord (01/14/2014) [-]
I will now search for this movie. Thank you.
User avatar #135 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
its all about this like ninja asian guy trying to kill the old guy
thats the entire movie
like out in the woods
master tracker just following old guy trying to murder
and old guy just crosses his arms and says "epic beard"
and then the asian gets super butt hurt , realizes he cant fight the beard and just gives up(that may or may not be the actual end of the movie)
#131 - what is that movie i think i have seen it in fact i re…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2014 on titans be afraid 0
User avatar #132 - carlonord (01/14/2014) [-]
Nope, sorry.
User avatar #133 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
the movie ends with a super sick knife fight between this asian guy that was chasing that old dude
i think the movie was called "hunted" or something
#134 - carlonord (01/14/2014) [-]
I will now search for this movie. Thank you.
User avatar #135 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
its all about this like ninja asian guy trying to kill the old guy
thats the entire movie
like out in the woods
master tracker just following old guy trying to murder
and old guy just crosses his arms and says "epic beard"
and then the asian gets super butt hurt , realizes he cant fight the beard and just gives up(that may or may not be the actual end of the movie)
#130 - JaegerBombastic is pretty sick for real though 01/14/2014 on titans be afraid +1
#129 - Picture 01/14/2014 on titans be afraid +4
#116 - MOTHER ****** YOU BE HYPNOTIZED BY THAT DOUBL… 01/14/2014 on TFW release date but no money. 0
#115 - are you still going? and thievery =/=lack of maturity,just…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/14/2014 on TFW release date but no money. 0
#121 - blancka (01/14/2014) [-]
Never said anything is wrong with piracy. Only said that it's wrong to try and justify it or claim it harms no-one.

Also, bare*
User avatar #123 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
you are a hypo
"This is why pirates are fucking dickheads. People like you. "Oh i don't like the people who published it so i should get it for free". No. Is the game shit? no? Then fucking pay for it you piece of shit or at the very least have a tiny bit of fucking dignity and don't make these paper thin excuses."
now be quiet child you long since stopped being entertaining
#111 - and mass effect three was kinda **** fyi  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2014 on TFW release date but no money. 0
#113 - blancka (01/13/2014) [-]
If it was good enough to play, it was good enough to pay end of. If the game held your attention after an hour it was worth buying. After that it's not "testing" anymore.
#110 - seriously though grow up and shush up before you get brick…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2014 on TFW release date but no money. 0
#114 - blancka (01/13/2014) [-]
Grow up - Dude who steals videogames over the internet out of nothing but greed.

Irony
#116 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
MOTHER FUCKER YOU BE HYPNOTIZED
BY THAT DOUBLE VISIOOOOOOOOON
CAUSE THERE AINT NO DISGUISE
FOR THAT DOUBLE VISIOOOOOOOOOON
(yfw)
#115 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
are you still going?
and thievery =/=lack of maturity,just so you know
also imma go pirate sim city
right now
just to piss you off
and no i wont ever buy that game , and as you struggle to use the brain matter to think of a half understandable reply that will only show the bear necessity of what it takes to be called sentient
imma be blowing shit up with aliens
have fun with that fact
brb going to go "steal" from the fucks over at ea
and there isnt anything you can do to stop me
#121 - blancka (01/14/2014) [-]
Never said anything is wrong with piracy. Only said that it's wrong to try and justify it or claim it harms no-one.

Also, bare*
User avatar #123 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
you are a hypo
"This is why pirates are fucking dickheads. People like you. "Oh i don't like the people who published it so i should get it for free". No. Is the game shit? no? Then fucking pay for it you piece of shit or at the very least have a tiny bit of fucking dignity and don't make these paper thin excuses."
now be quiet child you long since stopped being entertaining
#109 - yeah but my name is still more blue than yours so what … 01/13/2014 on TFW release date but no money. 0
#79 - holy **** no one cares what you think now be …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/13/2014 on TFW release date but no money. 0
#104 - blancka (01/13/2014) [-]
k but you're a scumbag piece of shit
User avatar #110 - hideyowives (01/13/2014) [-]
seriously though
grow up and shush up before you get bricked from talking all that shit
#114 - blancka (01/13/2014) [-]
Grow up - Dude who steals videogames over the internet out of nothing but greed.

Irony
#116 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
MOTHER FUCKER YOU BE HYPNOTIZED
BY THAT DOUBLE VISIOOOOOOOOON
CAUSE THERE AINT NO DISGUISE
FOR THAT DOUBLE VISIOOOOOOOOOON
(yfw)
#115 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
are you still going?
and thievery =/=lack of maturity,just so you know
also imma go pirate sim city
right now
just to piss you off
and no i wont ever buy that game , and as you struggle to use the brain matter to think of a half understandable reply that will only show the bear necessity of what it takes to be called sentient
imma be blowing shit up with aliens
have fun with that fact
brb going to go "steal" from the fucks over at ea
and there isnt anything you can do to stop me
#121 - blancka (01/14/2014) [-]
Never said anything is wrong with piracy. Only said that it's wrong to try and justify it or claim it harms no-one.

Also, bare*
User avatar #123 - hideyowives (01/14/2014) [-]
you are a hypo
"This is why pirates are fucking dickheads. People like you. "Oh i don't like the people who published it so i should get it for free". No. Is the game shit? no? Then fucking pay for it you piece of shit or at the very least have a tiny bit of fucking dignity and don't make these paper thin excuses."
now be quiet child you long since stopped being entertaining
User avatar #109 - hideyowives (01/13/2014) [-]
yeah but my name is still more blue than yours
so what shit lord
im like a level 100 and you are some fag fighting spiders
hit your bitch ass with the sword of thousand souls
fight me irl m8
straight wrek ya mum
#517 - oh thats just hilarious 01/12/2014 on Dear Admin +1
#516 - why does all of phanacts stuff start with a good about of thum…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on Dear Admin 0
#519 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/12/2014) [-]
I think it's because he's being a dick.
#514 - well you know what i meant i guess using the quote was inc… 01/12/2014 on Dear Admin 0
#91 - .....but its a joke one.....and two wouldnt it still work if y… 01/12/2014 on damn son 0
#376 - did i take a picture weeks ago just in the possibility i might… 01/12/2014 on Dear Admin 0
#370 - ive seen you ban a picture of homer Simpson going through a bu…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Dear Admin +2
User avatar #471 - tornadomad (01/12/2014) [-]
That's funny, considering "porn" isn't a ban option
User avatar #514 - hideyowives (01/12/2014) [-]
well you know what i meant
i guess using the quote was incorrect when i was more doing a imitation
how do you show imitation in written form?
User avatar #372 - phanact (01/12/2014) [-]
I never once did that. Do you have proof or is that just another blind accusation like the entire shrekis situation?
User avatar #378 - shrekis (01/12/2014) [-]
it wasn't a false accutation, the content had all the proof
User avatar #380 - phanact (01/12/2014) [-]
There we no links or screencaps
Screencapping +4 doesn't mean shit
User avatar #381 - shrekis (01/12/2014) [-]
well excuse me for being lazy
but everything else was
User avatar #383 - phanact (01/12/2014) [-]
You're a lousy attentuion whore who regularly spams the board and complains when banned
If you break the rules one more time, I'll have your IP permabanned and any account you make permabanned
User avatar #633 - paradox (01/17/2014) [-]
did you really call someone an attention whore? isnt that the pot calling the kettle black?
#546 - PenguinsOfMars (01/12/2014) [-]
>mfw phanact calls someone an attention whore
>mfw permabanning IPs means anything like this guy pays for a static IP
User avatar #386 - shrekis (01/12/2014) [-]
i do not regularly spam
show proof please if i do

and i see you're still pretty pissed at me
User avatar #516 - hideyowives (01/12/2014) [-]
why does all of phanacts stuff start with a good about of thumbs and instantly get red'd to oblivion
are there people just waiting for him to post and they thumb him or is there bullshit going on
cause all the coments he had were at least at 9+ and now....
#519 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/12/2014) [-]
I think it's because he's being a dick.
User avatar #376 - hideyowives (01/12/2014) [-]
did i take a picture weeks ago just in the possibility i might ever speak to you, i could rub it in your face and say "ha"? no i didnt
truth be told im not even 100% positive it was you, but i do remember the homer picture getting banned and people flipping shit about it, and then those people got banned to
and you were being blamed ,
i think you are just a focal point for a general shit storm the new rules against sexual content started, and the fact there have been a shit ton of unwarranted bans only did more harm to the general opinion of mods
#366 - look dude a long ass time ago, when admin still said he was lo… 01/12/2014 on Dear Admin 0
#359 - he did a lot of stupid **** and banned a bunch of…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Dear Admin 0
User avatar #363 - phanact (01/12/2014) [-]
Anything we do can be seen here at www.funnyjunk.com/flags
I don't need to answer hundreds of questions a day as to why you were banned
If it says "Posting porn" on your profile, then you got banned for posting porn. I can't keep up with every single thing mods flag. I have other mods keeping them in check
User avatar #370 - hideyowives (01/12/2014) [-]
ive seen you ban a picture of homer Simpson going through a bush like the scene in terminator as "banned for porn"
really sexually charged content there oh mighty moderator
User avatar #471 - tornadomad (01/12/2014) [-]
That's funny, considering "porn" isn't a ban option
User avatar #514 - hideyowives (01/12/2014) [-]
well you know what i meant
i guess using the quote was incorrect when i was more doing a imitation
how do you show imitation in written form?
User avatar #372 - phanact (01/12/2014) [-]
I never once did that. Do you have proof or is that just another blind accusation like the entire shrekis situation?
User avatar #378 - shrekis (01/12/2014) [-]
it wasn't a false accutation, the content had all the proof
User avatar #380 - phanact (01/12/2014) [-]
There we no links or screencaps
Screencapping +4 doesn't mean shit
User avatar #381 - shrekis (01/12/2014) [-]
well excuse me for being lazy
but everything else was
User avatar #383 - phanact (01/12/2014) [-]
You're a lousy attentuion whore who regularly spams the board and complains when banned
If you break the rules one more time, I'll have your IP permabanned and any account you make permabanned
User avatar #633 - paradox (01/17/2014) [-]
did you really call someone an attention whore? isnt that the pot calling the kettle black?
#546 - PenguinsOfMars (01/12/2014) [-]
>mfw phanact calls someone an attention whore
>mfw permabanning IPs means anything like this guy pays for a static IP
User avatar #386 - shrekis (01/12/2014) [-]
i do not regularly spam
show proof please if i do

and i see you're still pretty pissed at me
User avatar #516 - hideyowives (01/12/2014) [-]
why does all of phanacts stuff start with a good about of thumbs and instantly get red'd to oblivion
are there people just waiting for him to post and they thumb him or is there bullshit going on
cause all the coments he had were at least at 9+ and now....
#519 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/12/2014) [-]
I think it's because he's being a dick.
User avatar #376 - hideyowives (01/12/2014) [-]
did i take a picture weeks ago just in the possibility i might ever speak to you, i could rub it in your face and say "ha"? no i didnt
truth be told im not even 100% positive it was you, but i do remember the homer picture getting banned and people flipping shit about it, and then those people got banned to
and you were being blamed ,
i think you are just a focal point for a general shit storm the new rules against sexual content started, and the fact there have been a shit ton of unwarranted bans only did more harm to the general opinion of mods
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User avatar #14 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #15 to #14 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
hello
what brings you to my profile wayward traveler?
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #17 to #16 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
agh that old , horrible plague
yeah i know the feeling, well welcome to my little corner of the web, i hope you enjoy your stay friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (06/21/2013) [-]
I will enjoy my time here, and in other places.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, i just thumbed down everything you love
User avatar #13 to #12 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
good for you i guess
have fun giving me meaningless red pixels
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible commenter. You have horrible grammar. You think you have good comebacks and insults, so you try to sound cool. I'm letting you know that you're not cool, and kind of cancerous. Stop blowing things out of proportion, stop making stupid jokes, calm your **** . No one is impressed.
#8 - darthblam ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
So you replied to one of my comments on that "Too much L4D" post... but I guess the post was deleted. What is it you were saying?
#6 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #6 - hideyowives (01/17/2013) [-]
INDEED , OUR MULTICULTURALISM AND OUTRIGHT MOXY SHALL BE OUR SALVATION
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2011) [-]
alright you, i have no idea who the hell you are but you and i share a common dislike for dumb-bitch jeffrovicious.

i've gotten her account banned twice but i can't get it down far enough to stay banned. i'm asking your help in keeping her gone. her comments are her weakness so go to her page and thumb down as many of them as you can to help me keep her off FJ, that is IF you care enough to bother. either way there are others who want her gone and i'll be seeking out their help also.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/JeffroVicious
http://funnyjunk.com/user/happyno odlegirl

first link is the original account, the one that wont stay dead. and the second is her new account.
#2 to #1 - hideyowives (06/26/2011) [-]
noble six ready for duty
#3 to #2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2011) [-]
you're failing, her original profile is alread unbanned. it has to be far below -300 thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hideyowives (06/27/2011) [-]
but its -300.... and i checked and it said she was perma banned
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2011) [-]
it comes back, same way it gets banned. people are going back and thumbing up her comments. that's why it has to be way below 300.
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