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#206 - if you want me to care about someone getting shot in the head … 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#205 - i played the entire trilogy i love gears one enjoyed t…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#222 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Have you considered that maybe you're just retarded
User avatar #229 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
if anything could have gotten to me , it would have been doms death
but having him go
"OH WAIFU IMMA COMING,GET BILLY JOE AND OLD YELLER AT THE DINNER TABLE CAUSEA IMMA COMING HOME"
was so hamfisted i couldnt help but laugh my ass off
User avatar #227 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
2scared2login is right
have you considered maybe i am not very sensitive so having a drastic change of tone in a instant and expecting me to tear up is expecting a lot
and hell dom was my favorite character
sweet tattoos and a great beard
and he, unlike every other slab of meat in that game knew to shut the fuck up doing actions scenes
he still talked and yelled insults but he wasnt going full cole train like half the cast

but hey maybe instead of insulting people you should try to debate your ideas and your point

show me how smart you are big man
#230 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
What do you think this is, a forum? I don't have to debate you. And as far as my intelligence is concerned, in 7th grade, I took an SAT without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
User avatar #239 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
want a cookie
go to collage
get a diploma
and then shove it up your ass for all i care
also someone starting a conversation with "maybe you are a dum dum"
is going to have a hard time convincing me of intellect
and iq just means capacity for learning, so that effectively means as much as you make it mean, so to me it means nothing
and even if you arnt lying lemme tell you something

no average person on the street who doesnt know you will ever care what you say or what you think
its all about actions my friend
and so far yours have painted you in my mind as a bitch i want to punch in the buns
but you dont care what i think either
i just like telling people i dont like that they can fuck themselves
so to finish all of this
gofuckyaself
#246 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #257 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i dont have to show you anything
i just say what i feel like saying
nothing more nothing less
i dont care if you get upset, or enthralled, stalk me or try to murder me
see my friend im confrontational
ive been told its not normal but what is nowadays
i like to fight, but since people like you are only brave online have to settle with the "go fuck yourself bit"
where ya live mate?
if you want to ....and you dont live half way across the planet...or the united states for that matter(dont get me wrong i love me a good fight but i dont think ill waste a extensive amount of coin getting one when i could just ask a friend)
and we could settle this my way friend
not going to say "herp imm beat you up"
i dont know who you are or what you look like
you could beat me in to the dirt or i could demolish you
who knows
thats part of the fun
so what do you say
want to have a good fair fight?(sorry if this is long winded, if its not people just think i am going "imma str8 wrek ya m8" or just talking shit when really i just want a good fight)
now as a warning if you dont accept i will instantly consider you a coward
i wont say it
but i sure will think it
#264 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Catawba County, NC. Come at me fag lol
User avatar #266 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i live in dallas texas sadly ,friend
though send me your number and if i ever find myself in that neck of the woods ill call ya up , we can beat the shit out of each other and then ill buy ya a drink
#270 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Sorry m8, no numbers.

Also just so you know that series of posts before was copypasta.

Good talk though, it was fun
#232 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
User avatar #241 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
dont care
#234 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
User avatar #242 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
still dont care :3
#248 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Really?

Could've fooled me sweetie.
#199 - this post is about gary jules no one knew about the song u… 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#198 - you think of guys on steroids, the colors brown and grey and a…  [+] (19 new replies) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
User avatar #202 - mrnoodlez (01/19/2014) [-]
The song plays during a main character, who has been in the series since the first game's death. I take it that either you didn't play through the Gears of War trilogy, or you didn't like it?
User avatar #208 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
also played that one prequel that wasn't made by the same team
that game was easily the worst of the four
User avatar #206 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
if you want me to care about someone getting shot in the head with a revolver
dont let me beat a monster to death with the blunt end of the exact same revolver a second before
User avatar #205 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i played the entire trilogy
i love gears one
enjoyed the second one greatly
thought the third was okay
but the idea of trying to get those slabs of meat who up to that point the most emotion they had show was "RARHG GRANADA" was funny
when dom shot his wife , going for people going "WOOOO" as they chopped things heads off to sobbing uncontrollably while sad music played was funny to me
the issue wasnt the scenes themselves, they could have been handled a lot better if the makers of the games knew a thing about dramatic pacing

you either go from high tension moment to BAM dramatic moment instantly so you arnt ready, that is effective
or you have it be drawn out and quiet, like in saving private ryan, all of them realize they are fucked and you realize it to, but no one can do a thing but give up a futile last stand like men

but go from cole train and the entire sequence before doms wife and doms death in both games to them trying to make you care, both scenes made me laugh like a idiot at a happy madison movie
#222 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Have you considered that maybe you're just retarded
User avatar #229 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
if anything could have gotten to me , it would have been doms death
but having him go
"OH WAIFU IMMA COMING,GET BILLY JOE AND OLD YELLER AT THE DINNER TABLE CAUSEA IMMA COMING HOME"
was so hamfisted i couldnt help but laugh my ass off
User avatar #227 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
2scared2login is right
have you considered maybe i am not very sensitive so having a drastic change of tone in a instant and expecting me to tear up is expecting a lot
and hell dom was my favorite character
sweet tattoos and a great beard
and he, unlike every other slab of meat in that game knew to shut the fuck up doing actions scenes
he still talked and yelled insults but he wasnt going full cole train like half the cast

but hey maybe instead of insulting people you should try to debate your ideas and your point

show me how smart you are big man
#230 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
What do you think this is, a forum? I don't have to debate you. And as far as my intelligence is concerned, in 7th grade, I took an SAT without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
User avatar #239 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
want a cookie
go to collage
get a diploma
and then shove it up your ass for all i care
also someone starting a conversation with "maybe you are a dum dum"
is going to have a hard time convincing me of intellect
and iq just means capacity for learning, so that effectively means as much as you make it mean, so to me it means nothing
and even if you arnt lying lemme tell you something

no average person on the street who doesnt know you will ever care what you say or what you think
its all about actions my friend
and so far yours have painted you in my mind as a bitch i want to punch in the buns
but you dont care what i think either
i just like telling people i dont like that they can fuck themselves
so to finish all of this
gofuckyaself
#246 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #257 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i dont have to show you anything
i just say what i feel like saying
nothing more nothing less
i dont care if you get upset, or enthralled, stalk me or try to murder me
see my friend im confrontational
ive been told its not normal but what is nowadays
i like to fight, but since people like you are only brave online have to settle with the "go fuck yourself bit"
where ya live mate?
if you want to ....and you dont live half way across the planet...or the united states for that matter(dont get me wrong i love me a good fight but i dont think ill waste a extensive amount of coin getting one when i could just ask a friend)
and we could settle this my way friend
not going to say "herp imm beat you up"
i dont know who you are or what you look like
you could beat me in to the dirt or i could demolish you
who knows
thats part of the fun
so what do you say
want to have a good fair fight?(sorry if this is long winded, if its not people just think i am going "imma str8 wrek ya m8" or just talking shit when really i just want a good fight)
now as a warning if you dont accept i will instantly consider you a coward
i wont say it
but i sure will think it
#264 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Catawba County, NC. Come at me fag lol
User avatar #266 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i live in dallas texas sadly ,friend
though send me your number and if i ever find myself in that neck of the woods ill call ya up , we can beat the shit out of each other and then ill buy ya a drink
#270 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Sorry m8, no numbers.

Also just so you know that series of posts before was copypasta.

Good talk though, it was fun
#232 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
User avatar #241 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
dont care
#234 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
User avatar #242 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
still dont care :3
#248 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Really?

Could've fooled me sweetie.
#195 - mad world by gary jules nice song was originally by te…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
User avatar #238 - sweetjessierose (01/19/2014) [-]
REM's is better
User avatar #249 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
and this is the moment i realize that gary jules and rem worked together to make the song we are both talking about
congrats friend
we are both idiots
User avatar #252 - sweetjessierose (01/19/2014) [-]
I did not know that Thanks, friend!
User avatar #260 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
yeah props to rem for that background music though
the combo of their music and gary's singing is freaking haunting
User avatar #261 - sweetjessierose (01/19/2014) [-]
Indeed it is. In fact, I've actually had to dig up a copy of Automatic for the People (my mum used to play it more or less nonstop when I was a kid) for the nostalgia hit.
User avatar #244 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i havent heard rem's but i will go listen to ir right now if it is anywhere as good as gary's version
but you saying it is better than his
i am going to listen right now brb
#100 - i didnt see that part, not sure how thank you for not bei… 01/19/2014 on Burned So Hard, Satan Can't... 0
#63 - i know you are trolling but im confused "how many of …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Burned So Hard, Satan Can't... 0
User avatar #67 - oniiking (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm not agreeing with anything, I'm just pointing out either you responded incorrectly or read his statement incorrectly.
He didn't say 70% of people are gay he said 70% of people who have aids are gay.
User avatar #100 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i didnt see that part, not sure how
thank you for not being a dick about it
truth be told i dont know if that is true or not but i will now go find out
#125 - if they are ugly dont wait for the first punch.... 01/18/2014 on Double that Standard +1
#121 - i have hit females i will do it again this one bitch h…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Double that Standard +3
User avatar #252 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/19/2014) [-]
girls are more sensitive down there then guys are. They have the same number of nerves in their clit as a penis has, but the nerves are compressed into like a 1/2inch piece of skin where the penis is stretched to about 5 inches or more.
#192 - metacobalion (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #146 - kinginyellow (01/18/2014) [-]
At least she didn't try to call it sexual assault or something stupid to get "revenge".
#216 - hahahaha thats great 01/18/2014 on This is my favourite gif +1
#8 - i love that fig so ******* much 01/17/2014 on Bad Gengar! 0
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#51 - OH YEAH MACHO MAN AND THE HOLLYWWOOD HOGAN GONNA SHOW YOU THE … 01/17/2014 on A worthy opponent +1
#119 - leard to read those lovely gay men like it in the but … 01/17/2014 on Edgy title 0
#239 - i am actually genius level intellect, or at least that's what … 01/17/2014 on "Bravery" +1
#218 - i also have this really weird liking for scars kinda have …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/17/2014 on "Bravery" +1
#230 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
Oh ok I see now. You're a dumbass who's into self mutilation. Cool.

You're a fucking psycho.
User avatar #239 - hideyowives (01/17/2014) [-]
i am actually genius level intellect, or at least that's what a bunch of retarded tests said
but you are spot on with the psycho comment
good for you
#205 - well cutting does actually make you feel better, getting slice…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2014 on "Bravery" +1
User avatar #218 - hideyowives (01/17/2014) [-]
i also have this really weird liking for scars
kinda have to since i am covered in scars head to toe but they just seem like a mark of honor really, fights ive been in, things ive done, times ive been hurt
also im pain resistant, so all the negatives of cutting never phased me
#230 - anonymous (01/17/2014) [-]
Oh ok I see now. You're a dumbass who's into self mutilation. Cool.

You're a fucking psycho.
User avatar #239 - hideyowives (01/17/2014) [-]
i am actually genius level intellect, or at least that's what a bunch of retarded tests said
but you are spot on with the psycho comment
good for you
#16 - if you think you are smarter than most, truth usually is you a… 01/17/2014 on admin sucks 0
#157 - eh ive always been depressed suicidal, long story short my bra… 01/16/2014 on For Funnyjunk 0
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#15 - notgaben (01/16/2014) [-]
**notgaben rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at wall of sad ** Here, have a thumb
#22 - is this better?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2014 on Irony +9
User avatar #24 - skyrimrolla (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, man.
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#52 - i think thats the sugar sticking to the plaque in your mouth d…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Fatty 3 -1
User avatar #54 - symphoric (01/15/2014) [-]
It's only after drinking regular coke or pepsi though, no other soda or anything. I keep my teeth otherwise smooth and such.
#50 - how can a liquid feel gritty? its a liquid  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Fatty 3 0
User avatar #51 - symphoric (01/15/2014) [-]
Well, it made my teeth feel gritty. If that makes any sense I don't know.
User avatar #52 - hideyowives (01/15/2014) [-]
i think thats the sugar sticking to the plaque in your mouth dude
like i think that is more a issue with regular brushing than soda man cause after a day of not brushing my teeth feel gritty
User avatar #54 - symphoric (01/15/2014) [-]
It's only after drinking regular coke or pepsi though, no other soda or anything. I keep my teeth otherwise smooth and such.
#49 - i dont mind fat people but i hate fat my one fear in t… 01/15/2014 on Fatty 3 +1

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User avatar #14 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #15 to #14 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
hello
what brings you to my profile wayward traveler?
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #17 to #16 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
agh that old , horrible plague
yeah i know the feeling, well welcome to my little corner of the web, i hope you enjoy your stay friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (06/21/2013) [-]
I will enjoy my time here, and in other places.
#12 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, i just thumbed down everything you love
User avatar #13 to #12 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
good for you i guess
have fun giving me meaningless red pixels
#11 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible commenter. You have horrible grammar. You think you have good comebacks and insults, so you try to sound cool. I'm letting you know that you're not cool, and kind of cancerous. Stop blowing things out of proportion, stop making stupid jokes, calm your **** . No one is impressed.
#8 - darthblam (03/02/2013) [-]
So you replied to one of my comments on that "Too much L4D" post... but I guess the post was deleted. What is it you were saying?
#6 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #6 - hideyowives (01/17/2013) [-]
INDEED , OUR MULTICULTURALISM AND OUTRIGHT MOXY SHALL BE OUR SALVATION
#1 - anonymous (06/26/2011) [-]
alright you, i have no idea who the hell you are but you and i share a common dislike for dumb-bitch jeffrovicious.

i've gotten her account banned twice but i can't get it down far enough to stay banned. i'm asking your help in keeping her gone. her comments are her weakness so go to her page and thumb down as many of them as you can to help me keep her off FJ, that is IF you care enough to bother. either way there are others who want her gone and i'll be seeking out their help also.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/JeffroVicious
http://funnyjunk.com/user/happyno odlegirl

first link is the original account, the one that wont stay dead. and the second is her new account.
#2 to #1 - hideyowives (06/26/2011) [-]
noble six ready for duty
#3 to #2 - anonymous (06/26/2011) [-]
you're failing, her original profile is alread unbanned. it has to be far below -300 thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hideyowives (06/27/2011) [-]
but its -300.... and i checked and it said she was perma banned
#5 to #4 - anonymous (06/28/2011) [-]
it comes back, same way it gets banned. people are going back and thumbing up her comments. that's why it has to be way below 300.
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