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what is this box...... why does everything i think show up here..........................................thinking about pie........... wow as i write this i just learned i can think about thinking nothing WOW

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#65 - Picture 02/04/2014 on Plants +2
#64 - sweet roll brother  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Plants +1
#82 - gwinny (02/05/2014) [-]
**gwinny rolled a random image posted in comment #464720 at Friendly ** thanks man, soon my luck with rolls will run out
#91 - well if you dont live in japan you dont really see any new ani… 02/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#88 - man back when mlp was just ashow for kids, and could be appre… 02/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#86 - not gonna **** with ya and i know you be trolling…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #161 - theghostrider (02/04/2014) [-]
The animated version of Berserk wasn't exactly that great. However, the manga is one of the best I've ever read in my entire life.

Though, I've only been reading manga for three years, heh.
User avatar #89 - dujuhuh (02/04/2014) [-]
I have not heard of any of those animes. If I have not heard of them, then they are obviously not good, right?
#92 - haidbz (02/04/2014) [-]
Well done! You have given us an excellent example of a common logical fallacy.
User avatar #91 - hideyowives (02/04/2014) [-]
well if you dont live in japan you dont really see any new anime without being introduced to them by someone who has
and those are some seriously famous anime(besides kill la kill and samurai flamenco, they are new but just really really good and id recommend em in a heart beat)
id say check em out
and no one hates the cowboy bebop, maybe the stand out best anime out of the older generation
in my mind at least
im a tough guy but that shows ending makes me cry like a bitch
#84 - i absolutely love the first two i cant stand the third inh… 02/04/2014 on (untitled) +1
#27 - their new album blew but besides that i quite enjoy them to 02/02/2014 on Coldplay and Nazis +1
#48 - bwahahaah 02/02/2014 on fences 0
#106 - gets some tyranids and eat some people thats how i learned… 02/01/2014 on Hail the Emperor +2
#377 - it makes me want to cry in shame 01/29/2014 on Big penis=Communism 0
#204 - my dick is so large i do have some issues in bed not a fan…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Big penis=Communism +2
User avatar #209 - rollmeanddie (01/28/2014) [-]
It's really bad when you sit down to take a shit and it touchesnthe toilet water and immediately you hop like half a foot off the toilet in horror.
User avatar #377 - hideyowives (01/29/2014) [-]
it makes me want to cry in shame
User avatar #239 - nativninja (01/29/2014) [-]
mine isn't even that big and i have the problem.
#266 - i live in dallas texas sadly ,friend though send me your …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#270 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Sorry m8, no numbers.

Also just so you know that series of posts before was copypasta.

Good talk though, it was fun
#260 - yeah props to rem for that background music though the com…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right +1
User avatar #261 - sweetjessierose (01/19/2014) [-]
Indeed it is. In fact, I've actually had to dig up a copy of Automatic for the People (my mum used to play it more or less nonstop when I was a kid) for the nostalgia hit.
#257 - i dont have to show you anything i just say what i feel li…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#264 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Catawba County, NC. Come at me fag lol
User avatar #266 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i live in dallas texas sadly ,friend
though send me your number and if i ever find myself in that neck of the woods ill call ya up , we can beat the shit out of each other and then ill buy ya a drink
#270 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Sorry m8, no numbers.

Also just so you know that series of posts before was copypasta.

Good talk though, it was fun
#249 - and this is the moment i realize that gary jules and rem worke…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right +1
User avatar #252 - sweetjessierose (01/19/2014) [-]
I did not know that Thanks, friend!
User avatar #260 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
yeah props to rem for that background music though
the combo of their music and gary's singing is freaking haunting
User avatar #261 - sweetjessierose (01/19/2014) [-]
Indeed it is. In fact, I've actually had to dig up a copy of Automatic for the People (my mum used to play it more or less nonstop when I was a kid) for the nostalgia hit.
#244 - i havent heard rem's but i will go listen to ir right now if i… 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right +1
#242 - still dont care :3  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#248 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Really?

Could've fooled me sweetie.
#241 - dont care 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#239 - want a cookie go to collage get a diploma and the…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#246 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #257 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i dont have to show you anything
i just say what i feel like saying
nothing more nothing less
i dont care if you get upset, or enthralled, stalk me or try to murder me
see my friend im confrontational
ive been told its not normal but what is nowadays
i like to fight, but since people like you are only brave online have to settle with the "go fuck yourself bit"
where ya live mate?
if you want to ....and you dont live half way across the planet...or the united states for that matter(dont get me wrong i love me a good fight but i dont think ill waste a extensive amount of coin getting one when i could just ask a friend)
and we could settle this my way friend
not going to say "herp imm beat you up"
i dont know who you are or what you look like
you could beat me in to the dirt or i could demolish you
who knows
thats part of the fun
so what do you say
want to have a good fair fight?(sorry if this is long winded, if its not people just think i am going "imma str8 wrek ya m8" or just talking shit when really i just want a good fight)
now as a warning if you dont accept i will instantly consider you a coward
i wont say it
but i sure will think it
#264 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Catawba County, NC. Come at me fag lol
User avatar #266 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i live in dallas texas sadly ,friend
though send me your number and if i ever find myself in that neck of the woods ill call ya up , we can beat the shit out of each other and then ill buy ya a drink
#270 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Sorry m8, no numbers.

Also just so you know that series of posts before was copypasta.

Good talk though, it was fun
#229 - if anything could have gotten to me , it would have been doms … 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#227 - 2scared2login is right have you considered maybe i am not …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#230 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
What do you think this is, a forum? I don't have to debate you. And as far as my intelligence is concerned, in 7th grade, I took an SAT without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
User avatar #239 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
want a cookie
go to collage
get a diploma
and then shove it up your ass for all i care
also someone starting a conversation with "maybe you are a dum dum"
is going to have a hard time convincing me of intellect
and iq just means capacity for learning, so that effectively means as much as you make it mean, so to me it means nothing
and even if you arnt lying lemme tell you something

no average person on the street who doesnt know you will ever care what you say or what you think
its all about actions my friend
and so far yours have painted you in my mind as a bitch i want to punch in the buns
but you dont care what i think either
i just like telling people i dont like that they can fuck themselves
so to finish all of this
gofuckyaself
#246 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #257 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i dont have to show you anything
i just say what i feel like saying
nothing more nothing less
i dont care if you get upset, or enthralled, stalk me or try to murder me
see my friend im confrontational
ive been told its not normal but what is nowadays
i like to fight, but since people like you are only brave online have to settle with the "go fuck yourself bit"
where ya live mate?
if you want to ....and you dont live half way across the planet...or the united states for that matter(dont get me wrong i love me a good fight but i dont think ill waste a extensive amount of coin getting one when i could just ask a friend)
and we could settle this my way friend
not going to say "herp imm beat you up"
i dont know who you are or what you look like
you could beat me in to the dirt or i could demolish you
who knows
thats part of the fun
so what do you say
want to have a good fair fight?(sorry if this is long winded, if its not people just think i am going "imma str8 wrek ya m8" or just talking shit when really i just want a good fight)
now as a warning if you dont accept i will instantly consider you a coward
i wont say it
but i sure will think it
#264 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Catawba County, NC. Come at me fag lol
User avatar #266 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i live in dallas texas sadly ,friend
though send me your number and if i ever find myself in that neck of the woods ill call ya up , we can beat the shit out of each other and then ill buy ya a drink
#270 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Sorry m8, no numbers.

Also just so you know that series of posts before was copypasta.

Good talk though, it was fun
#232 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
User avatar #241 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
dont care
#234 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
User avatar #242 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
still dont care :3
#248 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Really?

Could've fooled me sweetie.
#208 - also played that one prequel that wasn't made by the same team… 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#206 - if you want me to care about someone getting shot in the head … 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#205 - i played the entire trilogy i love gears one enjoyed t…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
#222 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Have you considered that maybe you're just retarded
User avatar #229 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
if anything could have gotten to me , it would have been doms death
but having him go
"OH WAIFU IMMA COMING,GET BILLY JOE AND OLD YELLER AT THE DINNER TABLE CAUSEA IMMA COMING HOME"
was so hamfisted i couldnt help but laugh my ass off
User avatar #227 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
2scared2login is right
have you considered maybe i am not very sensitive so having a drastic change of tone in a instant and expecting me to tear up is expecting a lot
and hell dom was my favorite character
sweet tattoos and a great beard
and he, unlike every other slab of meat in that game knew to shut the fuck up doing actions scenes
he still talked and yelled insults but he wasnt going full cole train like half the cast

but hey maybe instead of insulting people you should try to debate your ideas and your point

show me how smart you are big man
#230 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
What do you think this is, a forum? I don't have to debate you. And as far as my intelligence is concerned, in 7th grade, I took an SAT without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.

An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
User avatar #239 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
want a cookie
go to collage
get a diploma
and then shove it up your ass for all i care
also someone starting a conversation with "maybe you are a dum dum"
is going to have a hard time convincing me of intellect
and iq just means capacity for learning, so that effectively means as much as you make it mean, so to me it means nothing
and even if you arnt lying lemme tell you something

no average person on the street who doesnt know you will ever care what you say or what you think
its all about actions my friend
and so far yours have painted you in my mind as a bitch i want to punch in the buns
but you dont care what i think either
i just like telling people i dont like that they can fuck themselves
so to finish all of this
gofuckyaself
#246 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #257 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i dont have to show you anything
i just say what i feel like saying
nothing more nothing less
i dont care if you get upset, or enthralled, stalk me or try to murder me
see my friend im confrontational
ive been told its not normal but what is nowadays
i like to fight, but since people like you are only brave online have to settle with the "go fuck yourself bit"
where ya live mate?
if you want to ....and you dont live half way across the planet...or the united states for that matter(dont get me wrong i love me a good fight but i dont think ill waste a extensive amount of coin getting one when i could just ask a friend)
and we could settle this my way friend
not going to say "herp imm beat you up"
i dont know who you are or what you look like
you could beat me in to the dirt or i could demolish you
who knows
thats part of the fun
so what do you say
want to have a good fair fight?(sorry if this is long winded, if its not people just think i am going "imma str8 wrek ya m8" or just talking shit when really i just want a good fight)
now as a warning if you dont accept i will instantly consider you a coward
i wont say it
but i sure will think it
#264 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Catawba County, NC. Come at me fag lol
User avatar #266 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
i live in dallas texas sadly ,friend
though send me your number and if i ever find myself in that neck of the woods ill call ya up , we can beat the shit out of each other and then ill buy ya a drink
#270 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Sorry m8, no numbers.

Also just so you know that series of posts before was copypasta.

Good talk though, it was fun
#232 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
User avatar #241 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
dont care
#234 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).

I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
User avatar #242 - hideyowives (01/19/2014) [-]
still dont care :3
#248 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
Really?

Could've fooled me sweetie.
#199 - this post is about gary jules no one knew about the song u… 01/19/2014 on starting the day off right 0
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User avatar #14 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #15 to #14 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
hello
what brings you to my profile wayward traveler?
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #17 to #16 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
agh that old , horrible plague
yeah i know the feeling, well welcome to my little corner of the web, i hope you enjoy your stay friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (06/21/2013) [-]
I will enjoy my time here, and in other places.
#12 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, i just thumbed down everything you love
User avatar #13 to #12 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
good for you i guess
have fun giving me meaningless red pixels
#11 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible commenter. You have horrible grammar. You think you have good comebacks and insults, so you try to sound cool. I'm letting you know that you're not cool, and kind of cancerous. Stop blowing things out of proportion, stop making stupid jokes, calm your **** . No one is impressed.
#8 - darthblam (03/02/2013) [-]
So you replied to one of my comments on that "Too much L4D" post... but I guess the post was deleted. What is it you were saying?
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#7 to #6 - hideyowives (01/17/2013) [-]
INDEED , OUR MULTICULTURALISM AND OUTRIGHT MOXY SHALL BE OUR SALVATION
#1 - anonymous (06/26/2011) [-]
alright you, i have no idea who the hell you are but you and i share a common dislike for dumb-bitch jeffrovicious.

i've gotten her account banned twice but i can't get it down far enough to stay banned. i'm asking your help in keeping her gone. her comments are her weakness so go to her page and thumb down as many of them as you can to help me keep her off FJ, that is IF you care enough to bother. either way there are others who want her gone and i'll be seeking out their help also.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/JeffroVicious
http://funnyjunk.com/user/happyno odlegirl

first link is the original account, the one that wont stay dead. and the second is her new account.
#2 to #1 - hideyowives (06/26/2011) [-]
noble six ready for duty
#3 to #2 - anonymous (06/26/2011) [-]
you're failing, her original profile is alread unbanned. it has to be far below -300 thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hideyowives (06/27/2011) [-]
but its -300.... and i checked and it said she was perma banned
#5 to #4 - anonymous (06/28/2011) [-]
it comes back, same way it gets banned. people are going back and thumbing up her comments. that's why it has to be way below 300.
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