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hideyowives

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/17/2010
Last Login:5/22/2015
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Comment Ranking:#21703
Highest Content Rank:#12489
Highest Comment Rank:#2087
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Content Views:9153
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:3055
FJ Points:3385
what is this box...... why does everything i think show up here..........................................thinking about pie........... wow as i write this i just learned i can think about thinking nothing WOW

latest user's comments

#6 - ugh *zip* well here we go again 06/19/2013 on Black pussy stroked by... -2
#26 - you have no idea what horrible things i am into....... i a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on The punchline is in the title -27
#50 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
put it in your ass
#24 - i couldn't decided which to use 06/19/2013 on The punchline is in the title -33
#23 - nearly 8 inches im a lucky man but i guess my gf is luckier  [+] (7 new replies) 06/19/2013 on The punchline is in the title -53
#67 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you after the dick comment. Time to stop.
#64 - furiousmarshmellow (06/19/2013) [-]
You're funny.
User avatar #25 - opjoopie (06/19/2013) [-]
When it comes to sitting on it, I hope we're talking flacid, mate. If you have an 8 inch flacid cock, go call the guiness book of records.
User avatar #33 - wiredguy (06/19/2013) [-]
Actually, the world record holder is 9 inches flaccid, so he still wouldn't be a winner.
And, I'd know. Oh yeah.
Because I have the statistical obsession with penis size which every small-penised man has.
#60 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm 5" and perfectly comfortable with it.
#26 - hideyowives (06/19/2013) [-]
you have no idea what horrible things i am into.......
i am also rather flexible
and no you dont want to know
#50 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
put it in your ass
#7 - dont come back now ya'hear? 06/19/2013 on Oh the joys of 4chan -3
#23 - there will be no mercy 06/19/2013 on What was that? 0
#64 - is e no then im sorry but i cant be sexually attracted to … 06/19/2013 on Your answer? -5
#16 - that moment when you accidentally the internet about your small dick  [+] (18 new replies) 06/19/2013 on The punchline is in the title +46
User avatar #36 - nyawgga (06/19/2013) [-]
ANIMALS aren't supposed to have dicks like that.
User avatar #72 - tragono (06/19/2013) [-]
Dolphins hae flexible genitalia which they can use to wrap around prey, and have used previously to drown human victims before raping them.
Honestly, do not ask.
#75 - nyawgga (06/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #79 - tragono (06/19/2013) [-]
People sent human test dummies offshore, where they waited for dolphins. Not too long afterwards, they were sure to arrive; using their genitalia to carry the test dummies down into some specific cave where many other mangled corpses were found; likely raped.
An article I read on the experiment referred to the cave as a "Dolphin rape cave"
#80 - nyawgga (06/19/2013) [-]
#84 - tragono (06/19/2013) [-]
A female was once, as per part of experiment, required to live in a house with a low water level. As in, it was slightly submerged. Thanks to this, a dolphin was able to swim around in it and partake in mental excersizes to forward the experiment. However, the dolphin wasn't all to fascinated by these tests, and decided to begin advancing on the scientist. He would neglect all attempts to get him to follow the tests.

Eventually, she decied to pleasure the dolphin, as per his growing advances. This lead to a great breakthrough in the way we now see this subject, as knowing that such a thing is possible. After that, the dolphin began complying to the tests and bonded more heavily with the female client.
#95 - nyawgga (06/20/2013) [-]
ALRIGHT, I AM DONE FOR THE NIGHT.
User avatar #22 - opjoopie (06/19/2013) [-]
The moment when you're pretending to have a dick large enough to sit on it, and everyone knows it's bullshit.
#69 - creosote (06/19/2013) [-]
My dick is tiny, but I've still sat on it. It's an altogether horrible experience.
MFW
#24 - hideyowives (06/19/2013) [-]
i couldn't decided which to use
#23 - hideyowives (06/19/2013) [-]
nearly 8 inches
im a lucky man
but i guess my gf is luckier
#67 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Nobody likes you after the dick comment. Time to stop.
#64 - furiousmarshmellow (06/19/2013) [-]
You're funny.
User avatar #25 - opjoopie (06/19/2013) [-]
When it comes to sitting on it, I hope we're talking flacid, mate. If you have an 8 inch flacid cock, go call the guiness book of records.
User avatar #33 - wiredguy (06/19/2013) [-]
Actually, the world record holder is 9 inches flaccid, so he still wouldn't be a winner.
And, I'd know. Oh yeah.
Because I have the statistical obsession with penis size which every small-penised man has.
#60 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm 5" and perfectly comfortable with it.
#26 - hideyowives (06/19/2013) [-]
you have no idea what horrible things i am into.......
i am also rather flexible
and no you dont want to know
#50 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
put it in your ass
#64 - "shut up superman , at least we arn't superman" 06/19/2013 on Superman vs Avengers -2
#69 - eh same here my trust issues and the whole ive been **… 06/16/2013 on Leaving best friend's house... +3
#16 - this seems to have back fired for you 06/15/2013 on >tfw no qt gf +1
#130 - i find the dolls cool if i had a daughter id have her use … 06/14/2013 on Cool, yet creepy 0
#91 - not sure how this uy is creepy has a hobby and is damn goo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Cool, yet creepy +9
#124 - yomamabetrippin (06/14/2013) [-]
It's the dolls not the guy, unless OP is a racist faggot.
User avatar #130 - hideyowives (06/14/2013) [-]
i find the dolls cool
if i had a daughter id have her use them
top notch quality
User avatar #97 - nooneis (06/14/2013) [-]
The dolls are creepy. he is cool
#13 - oh god, the music....oh god....what? whoever thought that … 06/14/2013 on Pikachu +1
#46 - his name was ivan right? (oh god someone get what im referencing) 06/14/2013 on I decided I wanted you to... 0
#22 - Kotaku us **** the fact people activly look at it s… 06/14/2013 on Feminist... 0
#20 - we get it, xbox one is bad shut the **** up already… 06/14/2013 on Wannabe Girl Gamers -1
#10 - truer words havent been spoken or if they have i was not b… 06/14/2013 on Macklemore 0
#10 - okay i need to see the original of this apparently has som…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Pikachu 0
User avatar #13 - hideyowives (06/14/2013) [-]
oh god, the music....oh god....what?
whoever thought that was a good presentation was on drugs
and i want what ever he was taking
thank you for helping me on hat one sir
#11 - so was it his alter ego writing them? did he also run over…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2013 on I decided I wanted you to... +1
User avatar #13 - apocalypticburrito (06/14/2013) [-]
there was a movie
you see eddies bro
#28 - sexyhimself (06/14/2013) [-]
and he was a douche
User avatar #46 - hideyowives (06/14/2013) [-]
his name was ivan right?
(oh god someone get what im referencing)
#126 - oh , are you sure? im pretty sure not being the social typ… 06/14/2013 on Facts and Chicks 0
#75 - 1 man points if you can find where it says "super sexy … 06/13/2013 on CRINGE 0
#64 - cept they publicly released that the kinect will already be on…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2013 on Goodbye Chief 0
User avatar #65 - xboxonerules (06/13/2013) [-]
The camera works like the webcam on a comp or a mic in a phone.

www.oxm.co.uk/54819/xbox-one-kinect-wont-be-used-to-spy-on-you-camera-can-be-switched-off/

Here you go. Straight from their mouths, last paragraph. Thanks for being a dick.
#60 - super sexy ***** time lol great video disap… 06/13/2013 on CRINGE 0
#45 - eh its been ****** post after post, but ill take what i…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2013 on CRINGE +4
User avatar #57 - sabcy (06/13/2013) [-]
oh god thanks for reminding me of this: www.luckydayforever.com/
User avatar #75 - hideyowives (06/13/2013) [-]
1 man points if you can find where it says "super sexy fucky time"
User avatar #60 - hideyowives (06/13/2013) [-]
super sexy fucky time
lol
great video
disappointed i hadn't seen it before

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User avatar #14 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #15 to #14 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
hello
what brings you to my profile wayward traveler?
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #17 to #16 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
agh that old , horrible plague
yeah i know the feeling, well welcome to my little corner of the web, i hope you enjoy your stay friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (06/21/2013) [-]
I will enjoy my time here, and in other places.
#12 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, i just thumbed down everything you love
User avatar #13 to #12 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
good for you i guess
have fun giving me meaningless red pixels
#11 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible commenter. You have horrible grammar. You think you have good comebacks and insults, so you try to sound cool. I'm letting you know that you're not cool, and kind of cancerous. Stop blowing things out of proportion, stop making stupid jokes, calm your **** . No one is impressed.
#8 - darthblam ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
So you replied to one of my comments on that "Too much L4D" post... but I guess the post was deleted. What is it you were saying?
#6 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #6 - hideyowives (01/17/2013) [-]
INDEED , OUR MULTICULTURALISM AND OUTRIGHT MOXY SHALL BE OUR SALVATION
#1 - anonymous (06/26/2011) [-]
alright you, i have no idea who the hell you are but you and i share a common dislike for dumb-bitch jeffrovicious.

i've gotten her account banned twice but i can't get it down far enough to stay banned. i'm asking your help in keeping her gone. her comments are her weakness so go to her page and thumb down as many of them as you can to help me keep her off FJ, that is IF you care enough to bother. either way there are others who want her gone and i'll be seeking out their help also.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/JeffroVicious
http://funnyjunk.com/user/happyno odlegirl

first link is the original account, the one that wont stay dead. and the second is her new account.
#2 to #1 - hideyowives (06/26/2011) [-]
noble six ready for duty
#3 to #2 - anonymous (06/26/2011) [-]
you're failing, her original profile is alread unbanned. it has to be far below -300 thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hideyowives (06/27/2011) [-]
but its -300.... and i checked and it said she was perma banned
#5 to #4 - anonymous (06/28/2011) [-]
it comes back, same way it gets banned. people are going back and thumbing up her comments. that's why it has to be way below 300.
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