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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/17/2010
Last Login:10/19/2014
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what is this box...... why does everything i think show up here..........................................thinking about pie........... wow as i write this i just learned i can think about thinking nothing WOW

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#152 - paki or dirty chav?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Gretting real tired of your... 0
User avatar #153 - pokimone (07/29/2013) [-]
Neither, White. German and Scottish mix. I've just always wanted to call someone a gringo.
#155 - hideyowives (07/29/2013) [-]
heh and im russian
just always wanted a opportunity to call someone a chav
it seems we are equals sir
#157 - pokimone (07/29/2013) [-]
#158 - hideyowives (07/29/2013) [-]
#241 - this anime was ******* amazing ...till they ran o… 07/29/2013 on Attack on Titan 0
#154 - mother ****** , i will blow a hole in your ass on …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2013 on Fucking Awesome. 0
#237 - konradkurze (07/29/2013) [-]
tau allied with marines?
next you'll say marines and necrons team up
#152 - he also didnt have a nose had really dumb writing and the …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Fucking Awesome. +2
User avatar #187 - spawnconnery (07/29/2013) [-]
That's the same arc? I thought the was the arc where the Adamantium was rejected by his body and he turned all hairy and shit?
User avatar #190 - hideyowives (07/29/2013) [-]
they were going on at the same time, and they decided to keep the look....for some reason
its why his face looks all fucked up with eh mask on
not really sure they decided to keep that bit
User avatar #193 - spawnconnery (07/29/2013) [-]
Oh, well I think the mask on Dark Claw is awesome and fits pretty well, just me though.
#162 - apparently asians can read minds i guess... 07/29/2013 on Bullseye +2
#130 - oh and *great 07/28/2013 on Homer -1
#129 - im bored now you're boring me im going to go do other … 07/28/2013 on Homer -1
#114 - well since that account will get ban hammered sooner or later,… 07/28/2013 on Harsh... +1
#113 - well i cant judge really i mean n we all have our things w… 07/28/2013 on Harsh... 0
#111 - where do you people even get stuff like this on second tho… 07/28/2013 on Harsh... +3
#109 - no....just....no 07/28/2013 on Harsh... +2
#62 - i dont find her attractive but then i dont find celebritie… 07/28/2013 on Bella -1
#38 - yeah i type quickly, so i firmly put my foot in my mouth more … 07/28/2013 on WHATS GOING ON HERE +6
#36 - uhhhh no? granted i could have worded that better  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2013 on WHATS GOING ON HERE +3
User avatar #37 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
hahaha, take a thumb, mate. Happened to me once, too.
User avatar #38 - hideyowives (07/28/2013) [-]
yeah i type quickly, so i firmly put my foot in my mouth more times than you would think
#18 - i dont get this....its hard to get a girl to cum?...... fo…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/28/2013 on WHATS GOING ON HERE 0
User avatar #33 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
you are a shemale, right?
User avatar #36 - hideyowives (07/28/2013) [-]
uhhhh no? granted i could have worded that better
User avatar #37 - amuro (07/28/2013) [-]
hahaha, take a thumb, mate. Happened to me once, too.
User avatar #38 - hideyowives (07/28/2013) [-]
yeah i type quickly, so i firmly put my foot in my mouth more times than you would think
#113 - like 12 years ago when these ***** came out i ahd… 07/28/2013 on bionicles 0
#119 - best challenge i have had since that 5 year old calling me &q… 07/28/2013 on Homer -1
#117 - you're fun , you know that big guy? 07/28/2013 on Homer -1
#116 - you still replying? you seem awfully andry though, but get in …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2013 on Homer -1
User avatar #128 - reaperssprint (07/28/2013) [-]
3 replies in one go, grate try. Anyway, I've never wished anyone dead, and probably never will. However, when someone such as you has their head so far up their ass it may just be time to let natural selection take effect, could be way's life of telling you something.
User avatar #130 - hideyowives (07/28/2013) [-]
oh and *great
User avatar #129 - hideyowives (07/28/2013) [-]
im bored now
you're boring me
im going to go do other things
#122 - that is a room of nerdy mother ******* can i …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Gyroscopically stable as shit. 0
#130 - gottles (07/28/2013) [-]
its summer games done quick. they speedrun games. its a charity stream to raise money for a cause. this year is doctors without borders. its going on right now. marathon.speeddemosarchive.com/ is the site. this was during diddy kong racing. it was get ready, go.
#121 - now this is really cool and all, just not sure how it got the … 07/27/2013 on Gyroscopically stable as shit. 0
#106 - hahaha no see what you ahve is depression, a chemical imba… 07/27/2013 on Homer 0
#81 - fear is the mind killer as some dead person not worth reme… 07/27/2013 on Homer -1
#78 - i understand what you are saying, its just ......part of it is… 07/27/2013 on Homer -1
#71 - if you really think life is that simple than you are as stupid…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on Homer -1
User avatar #103 - crazyeyedbioll (07/27/2013) [-]
I see no such reason to insult what I look like, as you have no idea who I am or what my appearance is. You think you're the only person like that? I have chemical imbalances too, it causes depression, self loathing, anger, sadness. I know how that shit rolls. But I still say suicide makes someone a coward. Dealing with all these problems and still at the end of the day taking a breathe and saying I won today is a hell of alot better than sitting in a pathetic pool of self pity.
User avatar #106 - hideyowives (07/27/2013) [-]
hahaha no
see what you ahve is depression, a chemical imbalance idiot, not a imbalance causing depression
and what i have is not a imbalance, its a absence
my brain does not produce or recognize the chemical that makes one feel happy
adn to answer your question no, im not the only on like that
but only about 2k other people on this shit hole of a planet we live on have what i have, so yea that makes me a special case, you said yourself that you can win days
no matter if i win or lose, get paid or get fucked, or get the shit kicked out of me, i will feel the exact same
and dont even pretend to speak for all those "butthurt suicidals" you are so quick to dismiss asshole, you dont know a thing about anyones perspective besides your own, much less all the people that may be hurt by your dismissiveness , despite cunts like you , there are people, much like myself, who give a fuck
and yeah
i dont know what you look like, but i know youa re one ugly mother fucker
now go fuck yourself kid, someone has to
and fuck you for thinking you and me are anything alike

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User avatar #14 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
what brings you to my profile wayward traveler?
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
agh that old , horrible plague
yeah i know the feeling, well welcome to my little corner of the web, i hope you enjoy your stay friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (06/21/2013) [-]
I will enjoy my time here, and in other places.
#12 - StarvedSouthKorean (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, i just thumbed down everything you love
User avatar #13 to #12 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
good for you i guess
have fun giving me meaningless red pixels
#11 - StarvedSouthKorean (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible commenter. You have horrible grammar. You think you have good comebacks and insults, so you try to sound cool. I'm letting you know that you're not cool, and kind of cancerous. Stop blowing things out of proportion, stop making stupid jokes, calm your **** . No one is impressed.
#8 - darthblam (03/02/2013) [-]
So you replied to one of my comments on that "Too much L4D" post... but I guess the post was deleted. What is it you were saying?
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#7 to #6 - hideyowives (01/17/2013) [-]
#1 - StarvedSouthKorean (06/26/2011) [-]
alright you, i have no idea who the hell you are but you and i share a common dislike for dumb-bitch jeffrovicious.

i've gotten her account banned twice but i can't get it down far enough to stay banned. i'm asking your help in keeping her gone. her comments are her weakness so go to her page and thumb down as many of them as you can to help me keep her off FJ, that is IF you care enough to bother. either way there are others who want her gone and i'll be seeking out their help also.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/happyno odlegirl

first link is the original account, the one that wont stay dead. and the second is her new account.
#2 to #1 - hideyowives (06/26/2011) [-]
noble six ready for duty
#3 to #2 - StarvedSouthKorean (06/26/2011) [-]
you're failing, her original profile is alread unbanned. it has to be far below -300 thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hideyowives (06/27/2011) [-]
but its -300.... and i checked and it said she was perma banned
#5 to #4 - StarvedSouthKorean (06/28/2011) [-]
it comes back, same way it gets banned. people are going back and thumbing up her comments. that's why it has to be way below 300.
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