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what is this box...... why does everything i think show up here..........................................thinking about pie........... wow as i write this i just learned i can think about thinking nothing WOW

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#72 - space marines are just really tough and punchy easy to pla… 05/15/2014 on the n word 0
#9 - hey everyone has actors they dont like this guy is like ni… 05/15/2014 on Jeff 0
#6 - man **** this actor doing the same damn thing…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2014 on Jeff -9
#10 - fonzythekid (05/15/2014) [-]
#8 - HarvietheDinkle (05/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - hideyowives (05/15/2014) [-]
hey everyone has actors they dont like
this guy is like nick cage to me
but nick cage has come full circle to me liking him again\
stutters mctalksreally quickly and then.....stops
i just deeply dislike him as a actor and his very presence makes me avoid movies now

to me he acts like a main character
in every movie
but he looks like a bitch, i dont know guy looks scrawny
so its this jewish curly haired little twig trying to tell speaches and try and be the main character
but in every movie he gets outshined by everyone around him
making him a complete mind fuck and waste of space (once more all just my opinion )
seriously though
id have rather had bill cosby in every single one of his roles
#20 - besides all the creepiness quagg is a good guy 05/15/2014 on what a good guy +47
#58 - (unrelated picture my significant other did in speed drawing, … 05/15/2014 on the n word -1
#57 - you dont get the joke its a joke in warhammer if anyon…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2014 on the n word +3
User avatar #134 - leonhardt (05/15/2014) [-]
Seems like an odd way of excusing yourselves for acting like raging autistic faggots.
User avatar #176 - hideyowives (05/16/2014) [-]
we act that way because we find it funny
or at least i do
some people out there might not get the joke.....
wait
why the fuck are you following my comments , none of which were directed to you
on multiple threads
shit talking me
fuck off ya cunt
this is my last reply to your obvious fucking attempts at trolling
User avatar #177 - leonhardt (05/16/2014) [-]
>Stalking your comments

Fucking lol. As if I actually care enough to follow your autistic ass around.
I just browse comments and see your stupid bullshit everywhere.
And you faggots pretend to be better than ponyfags.
Whatever you have to tell yourself, faggot.
GTFO.
User avatar #74 - duelknight (05/15/2014) [-]
I like this joke
I should join in even though i barely know bout warhammer, looks cool though
User avatar #80 - hideyowives (05/15/2014) [-]
it is basically the opening scene from saving private ryan
times 100
all the time
forever
you like the movies aliens? "boom" tyranids
you like elves? "poof" eldar
you like orks......okay there are orks
you find marines cool? how does 10 foot tall 2 ton marines with guns where every bullet explodes inside people sound? yeah i thought so
User avatar #135 - leonhardt (05/15/2014) [-]
This all sounds like something only an edgy 12 year old would like.
User avatar #175 - hideyowives (05/16/2014) [-]
yeah but its all tongue and cheek
its not anyone taking this seriously
more "hey we like explosions and war"
its also the best tactical board game i know of , that is of this type
basically if you like all out war, battles with thousands of dudes in tanks
its a good bit of fun
and its awesome to just destroy someones entire army losing like 3 dudes yourself
but whatever
you like what you like
peace
#56 - Matt Ward needs to be shot in the ******* head …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2014 on the n word +2
User avatar #67 - evebishop (05/15/2014) [-]
The stories really get loose with the core rules of the groups.... a space marine going "To heck with the codex!" just doesn't happen. The Sisters are supposed to be fearless faith driven warriors that will crawl to you and try and bite your throat out if you shoot off all their limbs. I understand writers are trying to make an impression with say a whole planet of Sisters being destroyed...but come on!

In the core rule set it even contradicts itself "No one knows when the galaxy was made" and then goes "the galaxy was created XXXX centuries ago and so and so existed..."

I think a major issue with the Sisters is they are known for their flame weapons which in the game are not all that great. Short range they work great...but any distance and it's useless....also I believe Space marines are always OP! I used to play tyranid back in the day, I enjoyed the Nid-zilla army lists
User avatar #72 - hideyowives (05/15/2014) [-]
space marines are just really tough and punchy
easy to play hard to master
they are like mario in smash
not really special or flashy but will still power bomb you like a champ

i like swarm nids, the who synapse thing with a huge horde is fun and requires some serious thought
like the orks just you have to think about more than the best way of getting your guys with axes over there
but its so bad what they did there
they had the grey knights do it
any other space marine and it would still be bullshit but the grey knights
every single grey knight have a bit of the fucking emperors original armour
which makes them basically impervious to demonic control(so that in itself makes a demon taking control of a FUCKING HUNDRED OF THEM, completely bullshit, when the chaos gods cant fuck with you , you cant get fucked with by any demon) beyond that every single grey knight is trained to suppress and fight demons and magic, so beyond the bit of Armour they themselves are immune (not entirely but almost) to demonic influence(besides a warp blade in the gut....that shit hurts)

and a single demon prince managed to easily trick and control a hundred of them for a long time, time enough to wipe out a entire planet

this is matt wards writing
he is also the one that originally nerfed the sisters of battle, since in 4th edition they were good and then he got their rules to play with

he is also the ones that made necrons capable of speech and highfiveing blood angels(the guys who go super nuts on killing aliens)

he also reconed the necrons defeating his babies the ultramarines
originally the ultra marines were getting pushed back by the necrons, (back in 4th edition) he got the space marine codex for 5th, marines got their planets back
no longer any necrons, because apparently when the necrons did invade(he kept that part) the ultra marines just fucking curb stomped them....i love warhammer to death but i want to get this guy fired
#171 - (heads up yo, elder scrolls online was a massive disappointmen…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2014 on store owner traps thief 0
#178 - frostbeard (05/17/2014) [-]
I know, I've seen the gameplay, but I'm a fan and want to see the things that are currently unseen for me, but not until someone makes a private.
The story is worth it's weight but the gameplay is retarded like all the other mmos
#170 - bet your mom diddles her students.... 05/15/2014 on store owner traps thief 0
#203 - i was able to read this easily the first time around but then … 05/15/2014 on reading 500 wpm +1
#113 - Picture 04/29/2014 on Bionics part 2 +1
#112 - YES!!!!! YES!!!!! 04/29/2014 on Bionics part 2 0
#22 - JIMMIE!!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2014 on well put, youtube +1
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2014) [-]
I am so glad i wasn't the first one to think Jimmy.
#660 - i once conquered the 10 hour loop it was a collosal waste …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Repent your sins in here 0
User avatar #664 - kladkake (04/25/2014) [-]
damn, longest ive ever gotten on a 10 hour loop was 4 hours and 50 minutes on Link's barrel beat
#661 - technobanana (04/25/2014) [-]
haha thats pretty impressive you got the whole 10 hours... also i am high right now so good day to you good sir
#105 - ever hear of google ****** ? its the new thing… 04/25/2014 on Grammys 0
#650 - that would have been ******* amazing as a roll …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2014 on Repent your sins in here 0
#671 - megabeep (04/25/2014) [-]
**megabeep rolled image**
its worth a try :l
#658 - technobanana (04/25/2014) [-]
Once watched epic sax guy for like 1 hr and 4 mins and i thought i was going to go insane
User avatar #704 - landerp (04/25/2014) [-]
I just watched that for about 15 minutes. I was actually crying from laughter.
User avatar #660 - hideyowives (04/25/2014) [-]
i once conquered the 10 hour loop
it was a collosal waste of time
then i got high and watch the 10 hour loop of never going to give you up
i think it drove me to do drugs and watch more of its kind
User avatar #664 - kladkake (04/25/2014) [-]
damn, longest ive ever gotten on a 10 hour loop was 4 hours and 50 minutes on Link's barrel beat
#661 - technobanana (04/25/2014) [-]
haha thats pretty impressive you got the whole 10 hours... also i am high right now so good day to you good sir
#39 - i respect your opinion but i quite hated the movie good day sir  [+] (7 new replies) 04/24/2014 on my first content. +14
User avatar #45 - pokemonstheshiz (04/24/2014) [-]
if you don't try to understand the plotline, and just enjoy scantily clad hot chicks blowing shit up and stuff, it's a great movie. The plotline sucks, but the visuals are awesome. Which is an accurate summation of every Zach Snyder movie
#83 - headhunternl (04/24/2014) [-]
I have to agree on Sucker Punch, but I think 300 and Watchmen were more then just awesome visuals
User avatar #202 - pokemonstheshiz (04/24/2014) [-]
Snyder did the writing for Sucker Punch, he didn't for Watchmen or Man of Steel. He did for 300, but I mean that was based on both a graphic novel and the real event, so it wouldn't exactly be super hard to make the plotline good.
He's a great visual director, but a pretty clique writer.
#205 - headhunternl (04/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #138 - imnotkickthecat (04/24/2014) [-]
I too prefer Leonidas' chest over sucker punch girl's
User avatar #76 - eiad (04/24/2014) [-]
i loved Man Of Steel
User avatar #203 - pokemonstheshiz (04/24/2014) [-]
He didn't write that or produce it though. He's a good visual director, but he often tries to overreach with his abilities and do things for the movie that he's not good at. He wrote the screenplay for Sucker Punch, which is why the plotline is so incoherent.
#70 - but if you really are gone thanks for the fun did wond… 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? -1
#69 - and game? if this was a game than the point would be entertain… 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? -1
#68 - m.bison cause he rocks and **** you 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? -1
#67 - validate? im not validating myself im devaluing you te…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? -1
User avatar #68 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
m.bison cause he rocks and fuck you
#64 - i played 3 games back to back today took about a hour and …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? -3
#65 - wolfeye (04/24/2014) [-]
Ok, cancer.
Move on with your life, lmao.
You have a tendency to do this, apparently.
Feel free to continue to try to validate yourself, but I'm done with you, so feel free to rage all you want, child. The game is over, and you do not win.
#70 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
but if you really are gone
thanks for the fun
did wonders on my boredom
now lets be honest
did i win?(psssh)
<
User avatar #69 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
and game? if this was a game than the point would be entertainment
which you have provided, if this was a game
than you ......loooost?
i dont know your analogy that "this is a game" is sloppy and not thought out
i could jsut start spitting quotes "YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME NIGGA?"
#67 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
validate? im not validating myself
im devaluing you
telling you things people would rather not like to hear
not because im angry or raging
cause im out for me and mine and the best you can do is entertain me
and if you were done with me , why thumb down everything before responding
to quote this one fag that keeps bothering me
"LOL, let he butthurt flow through you, child"
see people like you cant deal with people like me
the crazy one that wants to cause pain because its fun , im good at it, and i dont get caught
the guy in the middle of a argument throws a surprise punch and beats the shit out of the defensless mess on the ground
i pride myself in being the trevor of real life
made everything in my life by being the bad guy
and no matter what you do or say
ive done more and had more success as the stereotype "evil guy"
than you will in your entire life
after eveything ive done im sitting at home sipping doctor pepper and laughing at you

world works in mysterious ways my dumb cunt of a friend
User avatar #68 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
m.bison cause he rocks and fuck you
#62 - and before you spew a mess of a paragraph like that take a… 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? -3
#60 - well i had fun with that 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? -3
#59 - my fandom? you mean my lack their of? also dont tell m…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Are Druids op? -3
#63 - wolfeye (04/24/2014) [-]
And I quote, to the fanboy 'Wrath? I've been playing too much DOTA' lol.
User avatar #64 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
i played 3 games back to back today
took about a hour and a half, that is a lot for me, also i dont even like dota, jsut a good distraction till evil within comes out
im not butthurt at all
i just dont like you
i want you to die
people like you i wish i had the consious decision just to wipe off the face of the eart
well id do your family first just for the emotional damage
truth be told nothing you said even bothered me
i just fucking hate you, because i can
also i am about to get married
try again fuck tard and make my day
maybe call me poor?
go back to wow and once more fuck off the egde of my dick
if you are done talking so am i
now fuck off cunt
#65 - wolfeye (04/24/2014) [-]
Ok, cancer.
Move on with your life, lmao.
You have a tendency to do this, apparently.
Feel free to continue to try to validate yourself, but I'm done with you, so feel free to rage all you want, child. The game is over, and you do not win.
#70 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
but if you really are gone
thanks for the fun
did wonders on my boredom
now lets be honest
did i win?(psssh)
<
User avatar #69 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
and game? if this was a game than the point would be entertainment
which you have provided, if this was a game
than you ......loooost?
i dont know your analogy that "this is a game" is sloppy and not thought out
i could jsut start spitting quotes "YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME NIGGA?"
#67 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
validate? im not validating myself
im devaluing you
telling you things people would rather not like to hear
not because im angry or raging
cause im out for me and mine and the best you can do is entertain me
and if you were done with me , why thumb down everything before responding
to quote this one fag that keeps bothering me
"LOL, let he butthurt flow through you, child"
see people like you cant deal with people like me
the crazy one that wants to cause pain because its fun , im good at it, and i dont get caught
the guy in the middle of a argument throws a surprise punch and beats the shit out of the defensless mess on the ground
i pride myself in being the trevor of real life
made everything in my life by being the bad guy
and no matter what you do or say
ive done more and had more success as the stereotype "evil guy"
than you will in your entire life
after eveything ive done im sitting at home sipping doctor pepper and laughing at you

world works in mysterious ways my dumb cunt of a friend
User avatar #68 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
m.bison cause he rocks and fuck you
#61 - wolfeye (04/24/2014) [-]
LOL, let he butthurt flow through you, child.
Sorry for telling you not to be an ass and be halfway decent in a reasonable way.

Enjoy your lonely life
User avatar #60 - hideyowives (04/24/2014) [-]
well i had fun with that
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User avatar #14 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #15 to #14 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
hello
what brings you to my profile wayward traveler?
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #17 to #16 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
agh that old , horrible plague
yeah i know the feeling, well welcome to my little corner of the web, i hope you enjoy your stay friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (06/21/2013) [-]
I will enjoy my time here, and in other places.
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, i just thumbed down everything you love
User avatar #13 to #12 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
good for you i guess
have fun giving me meaningless red pixels
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible commenter. You have horrible grammar. You think you have good comebacks and insults, so you try to sound cool. I'm letting you know that you're not cool, and kind of cancerous. Stop blowing things out of proportion, stop making stupid jokes, calm your **** . No one is impressed.
#8 - darthblam (03/02/2013) [-]
So you replied to one of my comments on that "Too much L4D" post... but I guess the post was deleted. What is it you were saying?
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#7 to #6 - hideyowives (01/17/2013) [-]
INDEED , OUR MULTICULTURALISM AND OUTRIGHT MOXY SHALL BE OUR SALVATION
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2011) [-]
alright you, i have no idea who the hell you are but you and i share a common dislike for dumb-bitch jeffrovicious.

i've gotten her account banned twice but i can't get it down far enough to stay banned. i'm asking your help in keeping her gone. her comments are her weakness so go to her page and thumb down as many of them as you can to help me keep her off FJ, that is IF you care enough to bother. either way there are others who want her gone and i'll be seeking out their help also.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/JeffroVicious
http://funnyjunk.com/user/happyno odlegirl

first link is the original account, the one that wont stay dead. and the second is her new account.
#2 to #1 - hideyowives (06/26/2011) [-]
noble six ready for duty
#3 to #2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/26/2011) [-]
you're failing, her original profile is alread unbanned. it has to be far below -300 thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hideyowives (06/27/2011) [-]
but its -300.... and i checked and it said she was perma banned
#5 to #4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/28/2011) [-]
it comes back, same way it gets banned. people are going back and thumbing up her comments. that's why it has to be way below 300.
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