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#87 - it was a cool idea, really made them a intresting character …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip 0
User avatar #89 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Just going to throw it out there though. To me it never felt like a Bioshick game. If their wasn't that point when you went to rapture, you probably could of slapped any title on that fucker
User avatar #90 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah a story about how ambition and the pursuit of freedom can destroy us as well as create and the downfall of society from our own creations and technology, with a tag along story of every eden has its snake
the main story idea of the series just seemed to get....tossed out the window for a doctor who episode plot
User avatar #91 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
We can only hope the next Bioshock will step it up
User avatar #92 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i thought they ended the series with infinite
cant really add a number after infinite
though if they announced bioshock infinite +1 i would enjoy that
User avatar #95 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
It would be like Bioshock: xsncxwx instead of a number
#81 - yeah at least not have a number on the coin(if only visibl…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip +1
User avatar #82 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I really enjoyed the idea that the twins were actually the same person
User avatar #87 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
it was a cool idea, really made them a intresting character
i mean they always were but then you learn that and they get really cool
honestly i wouldnt mind a game about them
just going through all dimensions yucking it up
could be cool
and that would be a great wellspring of ideas
you could see bookers story from another angle which is a cool idea
or which id prefer
just something really weird
they could go enslave a race of talking dicks or something...so earth
User avatar #89 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Just going to throw it out there though. To me it never felt like a Bioshick game. If their wasn't that point when you went to rapture, you probably could of slapped any title on that fucker
User avatar #90 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah a story about how ambition and the pursuit of freedom can destroy us as well as create and the downfall of society from our own creations and technology, with a tag along story of every eden has its snake
the main story idea of the series just seemed to get....tossed out the window for a doctor who episode plot
User avatar #91 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
We can only hope the next Bioshock will step it up
User avatar #92 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i thought they ended the series with infinite
cant really add a number after infinite
though if they announced bioshock infinite +1 i would enjoy that
User avatar #95 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
It would be like Bioshock: xsncxwx instead of a number
#80 - YES YOU YOU GET IT 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip -1
#79 - but saying that i "didnt say a thing, and acuse me of try…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip -3
#84 - poyuma (09/14/2013) [-]
#78 - ......they werent actually brother and sister dude they ar… 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip +1
#75 - hoyl hell if you want points, like i said in my comment to you…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip -2
User avatar #76 - poyuma (09/14/2013) [-]
And i said "I know that you don't have to give me any points or anything, and quite frankly no one would probably listen to you in the first place."

Read nigga read.
User avatar #79 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
but saying that i "didnt say a thing, and acuse me of trying to get attention
when i go out of my way to say
hey all my points are here and i go out of my way to say , hey go read this if you want to discuss, and you ignore that either means your werent paying attention
or your a dick
either way im done with you
#84 - poyuma (09/14/2013) [-]
#72 - i ever said it was terrible i dont like it to me, pers…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip -2
User avatar #74 - thatoneiranianguy (09/14/2013) [-]
Story is very important to video games; however having a good story does not excuse the crap gameplay mechanics (Infinite, The Last of Us, etc.)
User avatar #80 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
YES YOU
YOU GET IT
#69 - i dont mind linear actually, i would have liked there to be a …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip +1
User avatar #71 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
One thing that made me chuckle that when she threw a single coin you got like $435433 an exaggeration obviously but they should have left out the idea that she could find you money
User avatar #81 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah
at least not have a number on the coin(if only visible for a second or two)
getting throw a 10$ coin and getting 15 $ made me go "wha" the first tiem
and as numbers got crazier i started laughing at it
User avatar #82 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I really enjoyed the idea that the twins were actually the same person
User avatar #87 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
it was a cool idea, really made them a intresting character
i mean they always were but then you learn that and they get really cool
honestly i wouldnt mind a game about them
just going through all dimensions yucking it up
could be cool
and that would be a great wellspring of ideas
you could see bookers story from another angle which is a cool idea
or which id prefer
just something really weird
they could go enslave a race of talking dicks or something...so earth
User avatar #89 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Just going to throw it out there though. To me it never felt like a Bioshick game. If their wasn't that point when you went to rapture, you probably could of slapped any title on that fucker
User avatar #90 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah a story about how ambition and the pursuit of freedom can destroy us as well as create and the downfall of society from our own creations and technology, with a tag along story of every eden has its snake
the main story idea of the series just seemed to get....tossed out the window for a doctor who episode plot
User avatar #91 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
We can only hope the next Bioshock will step it up
User avatar #92 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i thought they ended the series with infinite
cant really add a number after infinite
though if they announced bioshock infinite +1 i would enjoy that
User avatar #95 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
It would be like Bioshock: xsncxwx instead of a number
#66 - i have a LOT of reasons , in my rant...somewhere else in this …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip -2
User avatar #73 - poyuma (09/14/2013) [-]
I know that you don't have to give me any points or anything, and quite frankly no one would probably listen to you in the first place.

But by saying "Nearly made me quit gaming i was so let down" is like saying
"Shawshank Redemption nearly made me quit watching movies i was so let down"

I am not like whore at all, nor am i trying to be an asshole or a troll.

If you really think its a bad game then don't just say "couldn't stand the game without even saying a thing". I think i might be being a little over the top about the comment but i really don't like when people hate on popular things just to get attention.
User avatar #75 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
hoyl hell if you want points, like i said in my comment to you
go look at the fucking rant
it is literally a entire comment page with other people, me taking it apart
read nigga read
User avatar #76 - poyuma (09/14/2013) [-]
And i said "I know that you don't have to give me any points or anything, and quite frankly no one would probably listen to you in the first place."

Read nigga read.
User avatar #79 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
but saying that i "didnt say a thing, and acuse me of trying to get attention
when i go out of my way to say
hey all my points are here and i go out of my way to say , hey go read this if you want to discuss, and you ignore that either means your werent paying attention
or your a dick
either way im done with you
#84 - poyuma (09/14/2013) [-]
#60 - honestly the sky rail was really well done, couldnt aim for …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip 0
User avatar #63 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I felt the game was too linear
I sometimes struggled picking stuff up sometimes as had to be directly on it
It was far too easy even on the medium difficulty
And I wish there was some multi-player aspect to it
User avatar #69 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i dont mind linear actually, i would have liked there to be a real reason to explore besides achievements
i wouldnt mind multiplayer, but not if it was a buggy side show like in bioshock 2
was still fun though
yeah even on the hardest difficulty just get the ability that brings people into teh air and get all sheild upgrades=gg
liz should have really not thrown stuff every two seconds, it lost all player agency when i realized they werent items on the ground and she was spawning them every 30 seconds

User avatar #71 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
One thing that made me chuckle that when she threw a single coin you got like $435433 an exaggeration obviously but they should have left out the idea that she could find you money
User avatar #81 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah
at least not have a number on the coin(if only visible for a second or two)
getting throw a 10$ coin and getting 15 $ made me go "wha" the first tiem
and as numbers got crazier i started laughing at it
User avatar #82 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I really enjoyed the idea that the twins were actually the same person
User avatar #87 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
it was a cool idea, really made them a intresting character
i mean they always were but then you learn that and they get really cool
honestly i wouldnt mind a game about them
just going through all dimensions yucking it up
could be cool
and that would be a great wellspring of ideas
you could see bookers story from another angle which is a cool idea
or which id prefer
just something really weird
they could go enslave a race of talking dicks or something...so earth
User avatar #89 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Just going to throw it out there though. To me it never felt like a Bioshick game. If their wasn't that point when you went to rapture, you probably could of slapped any title on that fucker
User avatar #90 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah a story about how ambition and the pursuit of freedom can destroy us as well as create and the downfall of society from our own creations and technology, with a tag along story of every eden has its snake
the main story idea of the series just seemed to get....tossed out the window for a doctor who episode plot
User avatar #91 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
We can only hope the next Bioshock will step it up
User avatar #92 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i thought they ended the series with infinite
cant really add a number after infinite
though if they announced bioshock infinite +1 i would enjoy that
User avatar #95 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
It would be like Bioshock: xsncxwx instead of a number
#58 - thumbing up everyone in this thread because of my rants...sorry 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip +1
#57 - fingers......tired.....palms are sweaty.......typing out m…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip +1
User avatar #58 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
thumbing up everyone in this thread because of my rants...sorry
#56 - ******* loads actually, i put some in my comment …  [+] (15 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip +1
User avatar #59 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Come to think of it my favourite part of the game was the grapple things where you flew about the place
User avatar #60 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
honestly the sky rail was really well done, couldnt aim for shit but that was always the case
i wish that had been a lot more dominant system
if the city had been connected that way, and that's how you actually got around
i feel like that would have been fun
User avatar #63 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I felt the game was too linear
I sometimes struggled picking stuff up sometimes as had to be directly on it
It was far too easy even on the medium difficulty
And I wish there was some multi-player aspect to it
User avatar #69 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i dont mind linear actually, i would have liked there to be a real reason to explore besides achievements
i wouldnt mind multiplayer, but not if it was a buggy side show like in bioshock 2
was still fun though
yeah even on the hardest difficulty just get the ability that brings people into teh air and get all sheild upgrades=gg
liz should have really not thrown stuff every two seconds, it lost all player agency when i realized they werent items on the ground and she was spawning them every 30 seconds

User avatar #71 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
One thing that made me chuckle that when she threw a single coin you got like $435433 an exaggeration obviously but they should have left out the idea that she could find you money
User avatar #81 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah
at least not have a number on the coin(if only visible for a second or two)
getting throw a 10$ coin and getting 15 $ made me go "wha" the first tiem
and as numbers got crazier i started laughing at it
User avatar #82 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I really enjoyed the idea that the twins were actually the same person
User avatar #87 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
it was a cool idea, really made them a intresting character
i mean they always were but then you learn that and they get really cool
honestly i wouldnt mind a game about them
just going through all dimensions yucking it up
could be cool
and that would be a great wellspring of ideas
you could see bookers story from another angle which is a cool idea
or which id prefer
just something really weird
they could go enslave a race of talking dicks or something...so earth
User avatar #89 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Just going to throw it out there though. To me it never felt like a Bioshick game. If their wasn't that point when you went to rapture, you probably could of slapped any title on that fucker
User avatar #90 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah a story about how ambition and the pursuit of freedom can destroy us as well as create and the downfall of society from our own creations and technology, with a tag along story of every eden has its snake
the main story idea of the series just seemed to get....tossed out the window for a doctor who episode plot
User avatar #91 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
We can only hope the next Bioshock will step it up
User avatar #92 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i thought they ended the series with infinite
cant really add a number after infinite
though if they announced bioshock infinite +1 i would enjoy that
User avatar #95 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
It would be like Bioshock: xsncxwx instead of a number
User avatar #57 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
fingers......tired.....palms are sweaty.......typing out
mom's spaghetti
User avatar #58 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
thumbing up everyone in this thread because of my rants...sorry
#55 - the thing is they dont show these guys as great paragons of vi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip +1
#61 - bendertherobo (09/14/2013) [-]
Through the game, all the voxaphones with the two scientists say the brother kept telling the sister that if she didnt return the girl (elizabeth) to the original booker they stole her from, he was going to leave her forever, so they did want to help booker, which is why they did it a thousand times over and over again, and even then, they never know if something really is a constant, which is why when the coin flip was the same, they sounded disappointed, so why not try sending the note to see if Booker listened?

Old Elizabeth sends Booker back as far as she can, but she tells booker that her powers were weakened because of her aging, and she had been waiting all thqat time for Booker to show up.

I think since they needed to return Elizabeth to HER initial timeline they took her from, all the other Bookers were just tests to find the perfect way to do it, and when they figured it out, they went to the "correct" booker, this is just my assumption on it.

The baptism scene was something that happened in Booker's actual life when they went back, it was because Booker wanted to stop Comstock from ever being born, Elizabeth even asked if he were sure he wanted to, and he said yes, they killed him there, because the only surefire way to stop Comstock was to make sure Booker never went through with the baptism, so they had to kill him before the baptism,
User avatar #78 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
......they werent actually brother and sister dude
they are the same exact person from different dimensions
that was meant for booker to hear , because at this point he was still being strung along
when she said she was waiting it was a "i was waiting for you"

she was the one who brought him back to the time line, and they explain that she actually got much stronger

they prove that this story has multipul ends, and this isnt the first time this EXACT SERIES OF EVENTS HAS HAPPEN AKA THE OTHER LIZ'S IN THE POOL
THEY ARE THERE BECAUSE THATS WHERE THEIR TIME LINE ENDS

i understand the baptism scene, but the fact that liz because omnipotent means she knew that was going to happen the second the tower is destroyed
so it doesnt make sense for her to literally kill her dad and herself like that
besides making a "good movie ending"
#49 - it is my biggest video game disapoinment i have ever encounter…  [+] (17 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip +1
User avatar #53 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Did you find any plot holes in the game?
User avatar #56 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
fucking loads actually, i put some in my comment above
not the games fault though, or even the writers
they just tried to write a really deep and almost impossible to get right script
and well there were some LARGE plot holes, like...titanic sized, but to the writers credit the plot holes are really well hidden, you actually have to think about them before you realize why they dont work
time travel mixed with dimension travel is a weird bag, and trying to write a flawless cript about it, is in my opinion impossible , and it would have been better in my opinion to go with something else
but then again i analyze a lot so most thing i noticed likely wouldn't be noticed by most others, so once again its more likely that my over vigilance in terms of critical analysis ruined the game for me in terms of story.........gun play was still really bad though no two ways about that
User avatar #59 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Come to think of it my favourite part of the game was the grapple things where you flew about the place
User avatar #60 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
honestly the sky rail was really well done, couldnt aim for shit but that was always the case
i wish that had been a lot more dominant system
if the city had been connected that way, and that's how you actually got around
i feel like that would have been fun
User avatar #63 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I felt the game was too linear
I sometimes struggled picking stuff up sometimes as had to be directly on it
It was far too easy even on the medium difficulty
And I wish there was some multi-player aspect to it
User avatar #69 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i dont mind linear actually, i would have liked there to be a real reason to explore besides achievements
i wouldnt mind multiplayer, but not if it was a buggy side show like in bioshock 2
was still fun though
yeah even on the hardest difficulty just get the ability that brings people into teh air and get all sheild upgrades=gg
liz should have really not thrown stuff every two seconds, it lost all player agency when i realized they werent items on the ground and she was spawning them every 30 seconds

User avatar #71 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
One thing that made me chuckle that when she threw a single coin you got like $435433 an exaggeration obviously but they should have left out the idea that she could find you money
User avatar #81 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah
at least not have a number on the coin(if only visible for a second or two)
getting throw a 10$ coin and getting 15 $ made me go "wha" the first tiem
and as numbers got crazier i started laughing at it
User avatar #82 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I really enjoyed the idea that the twins were actually the same person
User avatar #87 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
it was a cool idea, really made them a intresting character
i mean they always were but then you learn that and they get really cool
honestly i wouldnt mind a game about them
just going through all dimensions yucking it up
could be cool
and that would be a great wellspring of ideas
you could see bookers story from another angle which is a cool idea
or which id prefer
just something really weird
they could go enslave a race of talking dicks or something...so earth
User avatar #89 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Just going to throw it out there though. To me it never felt like a Bioshick game. If their wasn't that point when you went to rapture, you probably could of slapped any title on that fucker
User avatar #90 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah a story about how ambition and the pursuit of freedom can destroy us as well as create and the downfall of society from our own creations and technology, with a tag along story of every eden has its snake
the main story idea of the series just seemed to get....tossed out the window for a doctor who episode plot
User avatar #91 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
We can only hope the next Bioshock will step it up
User avatar #92 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i thought they ended the series with infinite
cant really add a number after infinite
though if they announced bioshock infinite +1 i would enjoy that
User avatar #95 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
It would be like Bioshock: xsncxwx instead of a number
User avatar #57 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
fingers......tired.....palms are sweaty.......typing out
mom's spaghetti
User avatar #58 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
thumbing up everyone in this thread because of my rants...sorry
#46 - the weird thing is they dont want him to get discovered bu…  [+] (23 new replies) 09/14/2013 on Boker Dewip +1
#51 - bendertherobo (09/14/2013) [-]
The thing is, they probably didn't know at the time it was a similarity, or maybe it wasn't, maybe the other ones never even made it to the point of the raffle before dying (keeping in mind at least one did before hand and that's how they knew to send the note?) but from what i could tell, they tried like hundreds of times to get it right, then again, maybe Booker is just an ass, and wanted the prize haha.
User avatar #55 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
the thing is they dont show these guys as great paragons of virtue
they discovered a way to become gods basically
they were never trying to help you
they were trying to have fun
and booker was fun
the tried it hundreds of times
so they would have to know its a similarity, you can tell that from teh coin flip
the coin flip wanst other people
every single dash was another booker in another time line, in this sequence of events, it alwasy goes down like this
so sending booker a note like that either is A. just to dick with him, which breaks the story down in terms of them doing so much later to extend everything(i mean fuck they re did the boat ride multiple times for him, when he had liz so there was no real point, if they wanted fun and were doing so much just to see this one event and how much it can differ and change, why after everything is done and the conclusion is there, why wouldnt they be there as well)
but if they were really trying to help then ....whats the point
they exsist at all points in time, everywhere and everywhen
they literally have millions of booker Dewitt potentially
and you can see that some bookers meet a different end(you see god state booker and liz, that isnt another tiem line, its is you from a time line where different thigns happen,so those two were the same as the twins trying really hard not to spoil)
and if booker and liz in that alternate universe have the same powers as the twins, then why dont they help, ever, at any point
future liz does but this happens after booker is activly taken out of the time line, and sent back and then why on earth did liz sed booker back to a time AFTER liz had been there for months, being tortured and partially brainwashed, which in itself leads to teh whole baptizing scene, meaning that liz planned that our before hand BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EITHER
#61 - bendertherobo (09/14/2013) [-]
Through the game, all the voxaphones with the two scientists say the brother kept telling the sister that if she didnt return the girl (elizabeth) to the original booker they stole her from, he was going to leave her forever, so they did want to help booker, which is why they did it a thousand times over and over again, and even then, they never know if something really is a constant, which is why when the coin flip was the same, they sounded disappointed, so why not try sending the note to see if Booker listened?

Old Elizabeth sends Booker back as far as she can, but she tells booker that her powers were weakened because of her aging, and she had been waiting all thqat time for Booker to show up.

I think since they needed to return Elizabeth to HER initial timeline they took her from, all the other Bookers were just tests to find the perfect way to do it, and when they figured it out, they went to the "correct" booker, this is just my assumption on it.

The baptism scene was something that happened in Booker's actual life when they went back, it was because Booker wanted to stop Comstock from ever being born, Elizabeth even asked if he were sure he wanted to, and he said yes, they killed him there, because the only surefire way to stop Comstock was to make sure Booker never went through with the baptism, so they had to kill him before the baptism,
User avatar #78 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
......they werent actually brother and sister dude
they are the same exact person from different dimensions
that was meant for booker to hear , because at this point he was still being strung along
when she said she was waiting it was a "i was waiting for you"

she was the one who brought him back to the time line, and they explain that she actually got much stronger

they prove that this story has multipul ends, and this isnt the first time this EXACT SERIES OF EVENTS HAS HAPPEN AKA THE OTHER LIZ'S IN THE POOL
THEY ARE THERE BECAUSE THATS WHERE THEIR TIME LINE ENDS

i understand the baptism scene, but the fact that liz because omnipotent means she knew that was going to happen the second the tower is destroyed
so it doesnt make sense for her to literally kill her dad and herself like that
besides making a "good movie ending"
User avatar #47 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I actually really enjoyed the game
User avatar #49 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
it is my biggest video game disapoinment i have ever encountered
i came in to the game seeing all the "PERFECT GAME" hype
played it, saw through all teh smoke a mirror bull the game shoots out
guessed the ending, or at least the twist 10 min after meeting elizabeth
the most fun i had the entire game was before a single gun got drawn, because the gunplay is bad, revamped plasmids were pointless, where you could use tons of them if you want...oh wait you have to wait for liz to throw a item that wasnt there
because mid fight taking your eyes off the actual action so a npc can throw you a item , conveniantly one for what youa re using, and having to re focus......... all the different type of enemies got removed for
red shirt guy
blue shirt guy
guy that throws fire
one boss lady
metal washington
big metal guy, not to mention that fake enemy who just yells and summons ghosts, not that they ever really explain the ghost its just something they expect you to take
im just ranting, im the type of person who picks things apart, im not satisfied unless everythign works by itself, the thing with bioshock is that if you take it as a big picture
its a bad game with a great (maybe the best ever) story(i dont think so but maybe it would have been better if i didnt figure out the entire plot 1/8th of the way through the game) but if you take the peices apart and look at them, they are a bunch of pretty but easy to break parts when added together with a bit of suspension of disbeliefe make a unique experiance, but for what the ggame is , and for who i am, there is not a single reason i would ever, and i do mean ever play the game again
i would honestly play any other game before infinite again, not just because i ahted the game, but because of how much i loved bio shock one and two...ill always have those
User avatar #53 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Did you find any plot holes in the game?
User avatar #56 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
fucking loads actually, i put some in my comment above
not the games fault though, or even the writers
they just tried to write a really deep and almost impossible to get right script
and well there were some LARGE plot holes, like...titanic sized, but to the writers credit the plot holes are really well hidden, you actually have to think about them before you realize why they dont work
time travel mixed with dimension travel is a weird bag, and trying to write a flawless cript about it, is in my opinion impossible , and it would have been better in my opinion to go with something else
but then again i analyze a lot so most thing i noticed likely wouldn't be noticed by most others, so once again its more likely that my over vigilance in terms of critical analysis ruined the game for me in terms of story.........gun play was still really bad though no two ways about that
User avatar #59 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Come to think of it my favourite part of the game was the grapple things where you flew about the place
User avatar #60 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
honestly the sky rail was really well done, couldnt aim for shit but that was always the case
i wish that had been a lot more dominant system
if the city had been connected that way, and that's how you actually got around
i feel like that would have been fun
User avatar #63 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I felt the game was too linear
I sometimes struggled picking stuff up sometimes as had to be directly on it
It was far too easy even on the medium difficulty
And I wish there was some multi-player aspect to it
User avatar #69 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i dont mind linear actually, i would have liked there to be a real reason to explore besides achievements
i wouldnt mind multiplayer, but not if it was a buggy side show like in bioshock 2
was still fun though
yeah even on the hardest difficulty just get the ability that brings people into teh air and get all sheild upgrades=gg
liz should have really not thrown stuff every two seconds, it lost all player agency when i realized they werent items on the ground and she was spawning them every 30 seconds

User avatar #71 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
One thing that made me chuckle that when she threw a single coin you got like $435433 an exaggeration obviously but they should have left out the idea that she could find you money
User avatar #81 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah
at least not have a number on the coin(if only visible for a second or two)
getting throw a 10$ coin and getting 15 $ made me go "wha" the first tiem
and as numbers got crazier i started laughing at it
User avatar #82 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
I really enjoyed the idea that the twins were actually the same person
User avatar #87 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
it was a cool idea, really made them a intresting character
i mean they always were but then you learn that and they get really cool
honestly i wouldnt mind a game about them
just going through all dimensions yucking it up
could be cool
and that would be a great wellspring of ideas
you could see bookers story from another angle which is a cool idea
or which id prefer
just something really weird
they could go enslave a race of talking dicks or something...so earth
User avatar #89 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
Just going to throw it out there though. To me it never felt like a Bioshick game. If their wasn't that point when you went to rapture, you probably could of slapped any title on that fucker
User avatar #90 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
yeah a story about how ambition and the pursuit of freedom can destroy us as well as create and the downfall of society from our own creations and technology, with a tag along story of every eden has its snake
the main story idea of the series just seemed to get....tossed out the window for a doctor who episode plot
User avatar #91 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
We can only hope the next Bioshock will step it up
User avatar #92 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i thought they ended the series with infinite
cant really add a number after infinite
though if they announced bioshock infinite +1 i would enjoy that
User avatar #95 - glassofscotch (09/14/2013) [-]
It would be like Bioshock: xsncxwx instead of a number
User avatar #57 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
fingers......tired.....palms are sweaty.......typing out
mom's spaghetti
User avatar #58 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
thumbing up everyone in this thread because of my rants...sorry
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User avatar #70 - thatoneiranianguy (09/14/2013) [-]
It's not so much that infinite was a terrible game it's just that it was way overhyped and overrated than what it was.

What I don't understand is how people were legitimately mind blown or confused by the end of the game. It's one of the easiest story lines to comprehend and really, quite honestly, I didn't like it. I enjoyed BIO 1 & 2 way way more than Infinite. They actually had a point they were making (criticism of Communism vs Capitalism) which was much more admirable than well - I'm not quite sure if 3 had a point at all.

Infact, they could have used 3 to criticize theocracies and strong religious influence, but then they had to throw in time warps and multiverse.
User avatar #72 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i ever said it was terrible
i dont like it
to me, personally
"it is meaner than satan"
aka i hate it
but ....well i ranted about that in the other comment... somewhere else on this content
i dont even think its a bad experiance
and hell as a video games are art thing its fantastic
but its a bad game
the gun play is bad
the plasmids feel bad
teh story can be as good as it once(still has plot holes out the wazzo) but games arnt for story, story is great, btu games are games for game play and interactive story telling
when you cant really interact with teh story besides standing there
and teh game play is really shoddy
then its basically better as a movie
or make a patch to make the gamepaly not balls
User avatar #74 - thatoneiranianguy (09/14/2013) [-]
Story is very important to video games; however having a good story does not excuse the crap gameplay mechanics (Infinite, The Last of Us, etc.)
User avatar #80 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
YES YOU
YOU GET IT
User avatar #62 - poyuma (09/14/2013) [-]
I like listening to opinions but since you have no valid point to why Bioshock Infinite is a bad game then you shouldn't be saying its a bad game in the first place.
User avatar #66 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
i have a LOT of reasons , in my rant...somewhere else in this comment thread i think
just didnt post them in this comment because i already did elsewhere
i also never said it was bad, and even in my other rant i state that i dont think overal its a bad experience, just not one for me
if you want to read that rant go ahead
and personally if i think , to me something is a bad game, i can say i find something bad
thats a opinion
i dont have to give you points
i dont have to give you anything
User avatar #73 - poyuma (09/14/2013) [-]
I know that you don't have to give me any points or anything, and quite frankly no one would probably listen to you in the first place.

But by saying "Nearly made me quit gaming i was so let down" is like saying
"Shawshank Redemption nearly made me quit watching movies i was so let down"

I am not like whore at all, nor am i trying to be an asshole or a troll.

If you really think its a bad game then don't just say "couldn't stand the game without even saying a thing". I think i might be being a little over the top about the comment but i really don't like when people hate on popular things just to get attention.
User avatar #75 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
hoyl hell if you want points, like i said in my comment to you
go look at the fucking rant
it is literally a entire comment page with other people, me taking it apart
read nigga read
User avatar #76 - poyuma (09/14/2013) [-]
And i said "I know that you don't have to give me any points or anything, and quite frankly no one would probably listen to you in the first place."

Read nigga read.
User avatar #79 - hideyowives (09/14/2013) [-]
but saying that i "didnt say a thing, and acuse me of trying to get attention
when i go out of my way to say
hey all my points are here and i go out of my way to say , hey go read this if you want to discuss, and you ignore that either means your werent paying attention
or your a dick
either way im done with you
#84 - poyuma (09/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #69 - navadae (09/07/2013) [-]
no no absolutely not, this here is the annual Sausage Fest

you`ll have to wait for the Taco Fest to come around
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User avatar #42 - cleomech (09/07/2013) [-]
Ah, thanks. I was just wondering, because in almost every historic war games, Macedonia is portrayed as a helenic state. Long story, but thanks for the info, might start playing the game soon.
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#87 - articulate (09/06/2013) [-]
And what makes you qualified to decide whether or not someone should live?
User avatar #33 - viscerys (09/06/2013) [-]
Don't kill yourself. It's dumb.
User avatar #34 - hideyowives (09/06/2013) [-]
valid point
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User avatar #14 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #15 to #14 - hideyowives ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
hello
what brings you to my profile wayward traveler?
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #17 to #16 - hideyowives ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
agh that old , horrible plague
yeah i know the feeling, well welcome to my little corner of the web, i hope you enjoy your stay friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (06/21/2013) [-]
I will enjoy my time here, and in other places.
#12 - mr skeltal (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, i just thumbed down everything you love
User avatar #13 to #12 - hideyowives ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
good for you i guess
have fun giving me meaningless red pixels
#11 - mr skeltal (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible commenter. You have horrible grammar. You think you have good comebacks and insults, so you try to sound cool. I'm letting you know that you're not cool, and kind of cancerous. Stop blowing things out of proportion, stop making stupid jokes, calm your **** . No one is impressed.
#8 - darthblam (03/02/2013) [-]
So you replied to one of my comments on that "Too much L4D" post... but I guess the post was deleted. What is it you were saying?
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#7 to #6 - hideyowives ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
INDEED , OUR MULTICULTURALISM AND OUTRIGHT MOXY SHALL BE OUR SALVATION
#1 - mr skeltal (06/26/2011) [-]
alright you, i have no idea who the hell you are but you and i share a common dislike for dumb-bitch jeffrovicious.

i've gotten her account banned twice but i can't get it down far enough to stay banned. i'm asking your help in keeping her gone. her comments are her weakness so go to her page and thumb down as many of them as you can to help me keep her off FJ, that is IF you care enough to bother. either way there are others who want her gone and i'll be seeking out their help also.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/JeffroVicious
http://funnyjunk.com/user/happyno odlegirl

first link is the original account, the one that wont stay dead. and the second is her new account.
#2 to #1 - hideyowives ONLINE (06/26/2011) [-]
noble six ready for duty
#3 to #2 - mr skeltal (06/26/2011) [-]
you're failing, her original profile is alread unbanned. it has to be far below -300 thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hideyowives ONLINE (06/27/2011) [-]
but its -300.... and i checked and it said she was perma banned
#5 to #4 - mr skeltal (06/28/2011) [-]
it comes back, same way it gets banned. people are going back and thumbing up her comments. that's why it has to be way below 300.
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