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hideyowives

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/17/2010
Last Login:5/24/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#21648
Highest Content Rank:#12489
Highest Comment Rank:#2087
Content Thumbs: 88 total,  107 ,  19
Comment Thumbs: 3040 total,  5728 ,  2688
Content Level Progress: 60% (3/5)
Level 7 Content: New Here → Level 8 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:9153
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:3060
FJ Points:3385
what is this box...... why does everything i think show up here..........................................thinking about pie........... wow as i write this i just learned i can think about thinking nothing WOW

latest user's comments

#34 - i dont exactly understand it but girlfriend's genitalia ac…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Would you like some? +1
#48 - harrisonfordor (09/24/2013) [-]
My girlfriend ate a lot of meat, never went down there. Gave that bitch some fruity juice, lotsa juice, Improved significuntly.
User avatar #43 - alstorp (09/24/2013) [-]
Depends on their hygiene, what they eat, what they drink etc.
#38 - your face when?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2013 on thanks cap' 0
#44 - typeonegative (09/24/2013) [-]
now for the gif version. still druuuunk
#45 - hideyowives (09/24/2013) [-]
damn
you just styled on my ass
im keeping that
#47 - typeonegative (09/24/2013) [-]
woooo hoooo here mann have some druuuuugs
User avatar #48 - hideyowives (09/24/2013) [-]
man
i wish those shits were real
i would put on that frog suit and hang out with Cthulhu
#44 - Picture 09/23/2013 on level 40 +2
#54 - thats a thing i guess 09/23/2013 on Tumblr 0
#106 - good luck getting past cadia ya bitch, 13 crusades and they al… 09/22/2013 on another guro II 0
#32 - what the ******* ass..... ahhhhh nooooo 09/20/2013 on Spirals 0
#20 - off* 09/20/2013 on I'm a useless member... +2
#19 - that feel when you are just too old to not level of comments  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on I'm a useless member... +2
User avatar #20 - hideyowives (09/20/2013) [-]
off*
#101 - ive been around since the days of the white and lurked for a … 09/19/2013 on Just a Little Note 0
#98 - damn are you blue...  [+] (6 new replies) 09/19/2013 on Just a Little Note +1
User avatar #99 - murphypop (09/19/2013) [-]
I've been visiting since 2007 and joined in 2009. I'm know a sophomore in college, and I sympathize with Maxses.
User avatar #101 - hideyowives (09/19/2013) [-]
ive been around since the days of the white and lurked for a very long time
User avatar #100 - murphypop (09/19/2013) [-]
*now
#114 - rdobet (09/19/2013) [-]
que?
User avatar #131 - murphypop (09/19/2013) [-]
It's "I'm NOW a sophomore", not "I KNOW a sophomore."
#135 - rdobet (09/19/2013) [-]
Oh, I saw it wrong, thought you were correcting the other guy who responded.
#108 - also if you play dota get at me bro 09/19/2013 on Pretty much 0
#107 - we love you now get in the shame car with us its dangerous… 09/19/2013 on Pretty much 0
#24 - i like shyobys song on devil may cry unironically but that… 09/18/2013 on Everyday 0
#183 - then i wish you god speed my good man and may i find you on th… 09/18/2013 on GTA V on PC 0
#181 - reading that actually depressed me here i was invitin…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2013 on GTA V on PC +1
User avatar #182 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
Sorry bro that wasn't my intention, as soon as I get a new job I'll save money to upgrade, maybe even get a new case and motherboard, and a ton of fucking ram (lol), and a good graphics card. Then I'll join the online battles. I actually do want to play dota, star wars the old republic and lord of the rings online.
User avatar #237 - mrnoodlez (09/18/2013) [-]
What's your current specs?
User avatar #257 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
2.53 gHz Celeron microprocessor
512 MB RAM
Windows XP Professional Service Pack 3
#183 - hideyowives (09/18/2013) [-]
then i wish you god speed my good man and may i find you on the field of battle
#176 - ouch  [+] (6 new replies) 09/18/2013 on GTA V on PC 0
#177 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
Do you know a game called FATE? It's a dungeon crawler by WildTangent games, it usually comes in HP computers, well, my PC can't even handle that game. I thank Satan I have a good internet connection lol.
#181 - hideyowives (09/18/2013) [-]
reading that actually depressed me

here i was inviting you to bear witness to my axe skills on dota and now i leave with a bad taste in my mouth about life
User avatar #182 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
Sorry bro that wasn't my intention, as soon as I get a new job I'll save money to upgrade, maybe even get a new case and motherboard, and a ton of fucking ram (lol), and a good graphics card. Then I'll join the online battles. I actually do want to play dota, star wars the old republic and lord of the rings online.
User avatar #237 - mrnoodlez (09/18/2013) [-]
What's your current specs?
User avatar #257 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
2.53 gHz Celeron microprocessor
512 MB RAM
Windows XP Professional Service Pack 3
#183 - hideyowives (09/18/2013) [-]
then i wish you god speed my good man and may i find you on the field of battle
#173 - wanna play a computer game?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/18/2013 on GTA V on PC 0
#175 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
MFW My computer is so shitty that I don't even bother having computer games, and only play the gba emulator.
User avatar #176 - hideyowives (09/18/2013) [-]
ouch
#177 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
Do you know a game called FATE? It's a dungeon crawler by WildTangent games, it usually comes in HP computers, well, my PC can't even handle that game. I thank Satan I have a good internet connection lol.
#181 - hideyowives (09/18/2013) [-]
reading that actually depressed me

here i was inviting you to bear witness to my axe skills on dota and now i leave with a bad taste in my mouth about life
User avatar #182 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
Sorry bro that wasn't my intention, as soon as I get a new job I'll save money to upgrade, maybe even get a new case and motherboard, and a ton of fucking ram (lol), and a good graphics card. Then I'll join the online battles. I actually do want to play dota, star wars the old republic and lord of the rings online.
User avatar #237 - mrnoodlez (09/18/2013) [-]
What's your current specs?
User avatar #257 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
2.53 gHz Celeron microprocessor
512 MB RAM
Windows XP Professional Service Pack 3
#183 - hideyowives (09/18/2013) [-]
then i wish you god speed my good man and may i find you on the field of battle
#165 - my xbox broke a few days ago, right before gta released dick  [+] (10 new replies) 09/18/2013 on GTA V on PC +2
#172 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
My xbox broke last week too, so I know that feel.
User avatar #173 - hideyowives (09/18/2013) [-]
wanna play a computer game?
#175 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
MFW My computer is so shitty that I don't even bother having computer games, and only play the gba emulator.
User avatar #176 - hideyowives (09/18/2013) [-]
ouch
#177 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
Do you know a game called FATE? It's a dungeon crawler by WildTangent games, it usually comes in HP computers, well, my PC can't even handle that game. I thank Satan I have a good internet connection lol.
#181 - hideyowives (09/18/2013) [-]
reading that actually depressed me

here i was inviting you to bear witness to my axe skills on dota and now i leave with a bad taste in my mouth about life
User avatar #182 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
Sorry bro that wasn't my intention, as soon as I get a new job I'll save money to upgrade, maybe even get a new case and motherboard, and a ton of fucking ram (lol), and a good graphics card. Then I'll join the online battles. I actually do want to play dota, star wars the old republic and lord of the rings online.
User avatar #237 - mrnoodlez (09/18/2013) [-]
What's your current specs?
User avatar #257 - cosmicapprentice (09/18/2013) [-]
2.53 gHz Celeron microprocessor
512 MB RAM
Windows XP Professional Service Pack 3
#183 - hideyowives (09/18/2013) [-]
then i wish you god speed my good man and may i find you on the field of battle
#137 - want to play a co-op game? i call macedonia  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2013 on As to be expected 0
User avatar #140 - theshadowed (09/18/2013) [-]
I'll message you when I next go on it. At the mo, I am fighting through DA
#80 - all i can think when i see that fist is FOR THE EMPRAH!!!!!! 09/17/2013 on GTA's Most Wanted +1
#79 - for me its soon on a related note im not going to be on fu… 09/17/2013 on GTA's Most Wanted 0
#158 - actually i managed to fall ass backwards into a relationship … 09/17/2013 on Me X Reality 0
#74 - you made your steaks 09/17/2013 on White flag 0
#147 - i dont like any type of couples i dont even like being paa… 09/17/2013 on Me X Reality +2
#29 - why did they get rid of the extension?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2013 on The day this guy gets back... 0
User avatar #35 - buttlord (09/16/2013) [-]
the extension is called 'stylish'

the extension uses user created themes and re-skins for different websites but the person who made the green fj skin deleted it. the extension itself is still there but everything else for this site is shit.

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User avatar #14 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #15 to #14 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
hello
what brings you to my profile wayward traveler?
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #17 to #16 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
agh that old , horrible plague
yeah i know the feeling, well welcome to my little corner of the web, i hope you enjoy your stay friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (06/21/2013) [-]
I will enjoy my time here, and in other places.
#12 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, i just thumbed down everything you love
User avatar #13 to #12 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
good for you i guess
have fun giving me meaningless red pixels
#11 - anonymous (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible commenter. You have horrible grammar. You think you have good comebacks and insults, so you try to sound cool. I'm letting you know that you're not cool, and kind of cancerous. Stop blowing things out of proportion, stop making stupid jokes, calm your **** . No one is impressed.
#8 - darthblam (03/02/2013) [-]
So you replied to one of my comments on that "Too much L4D" post... but I guess the post was deleted. What is it you were saying?
#6 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #6 - hideyowives (01/17/2013) [-]
INDEED , OUR MULTICULTURALISM AND OUTRIGHT MOXY SHALL BE OUR SALVATION
#1 - anonymous (06/26/2011) [-]
alright you, i have no idea who the hell you are but you and i share a common dislike for dumb-bitch jeffrovicious.

i've gotten her account banned twice but i can't get it down far enough to stay banned. i'm asking your help in keeping her gone. her comments are her weakness so go to her page and thumb down as many of them as you can to help me keep her off FJ, that is IF you care enough to bother. either way there are others who want her gone and i'll be seeking out their help also.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/JeffroVicious
http://funnyjunk.com/user/happyno odlegirl

first link is the original account, the one that wont stay dead. and the second is her new account.
#2 to #1 - hideyowives (06/26/2011) [-]
noble six ready for duty
#3 to #2 - anonymous (06/26/2011) [-]
you're failing, her original profile is alread unbanned. it has to be far below -300 thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hideyowives (06/27/2011) [-]
but its -300.... and i checked and it said she was perma banned
#5 to #4 - anonymous (06/28/2011) [-]
it comes back, same way it gets banned. people are going back and thumbing up her comments. that's why it has to be way below 300.
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