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hideyowives

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:10/17/2010
Last Login:2/28/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23172
Highest Content Rank:#12489
Highest Comment Rank:#2087
Content Thumbs: 88 total,  107 ,  19
Comment Thumbs: 3036 total,  5723 ,  2687
Content Level Progress: 60% (3/5)
Level 7 Content: New Here → Level 8 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 10% (10/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:9145
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:3051
FJ Points:3381
what is this box...... why does everything i think show up here..........................................thinking about pie........... wow as i write this i just learned i can think about thinking nothing WOW

latest user's comments

#379 - well cannabis can lead to death, but it cant kill you itself, …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Well, There Ya Go (OC) 0
User avatar #384 - crazycommando (09/28/2013) [-]
that's what i'm trying to point out, it's an indirect cause of death

i've never heard of someone dying from one drink...then again, where i come from it's unlikely...
User avatar #430 - hideyowives (09/28/2013) [-]
its a rare genetic disorder , forget what its called but the liver cant process alcohol and it just ends you
ithink they test for it when you are born, maybe
but i learned about this thing a real long time ago and it hasnt come up again till now so im a tad fuzzy
User avatar #432 - crazycommando (09/28/2013) [-]
god....being 100% intolerent to alcohol....urgh, i'd hate my life i'm not alcoholic, just part Irish and live in France
User avatar #440 - hideyowives (09/28/2013) [-]
what if you were amish, and when you went out for that one year they get to have sex and do drugs and yadda yadda they took a drink
and because they dont do hospitals, the person wouldnt even know
"whoo i finally get to try be-clump
#442 - crazycommando (09/28/2013) [-]
the horror...
#377 - yeah i smoke i could quit this very second if i wanted to … 09/28/2013 on Well, There Ya Go (OC) 0
#76 - i actually enjoyed that game until it got stolen and sadl…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Beardbowl 0
#79 - procrasturbate (09/28/2013) [-]
Viera? Yes. They were nice.
#72 - jesus that first game was rough the best thing i heard was…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Beardbowl 0
User avatar #73 - procrasturbate (09/28/2013) [-]
It's not the best, but it's pretty. XII is the best to me.
User avatar #87 - Xii (09/28/2013) [-]
I like you too
User avatar #89 - procrasturbate (09/28/2013) [-]
Everyone likes me
User avatar #90 - Xii (09/28/2013) [-]
Do you tell everyone they are the best to you?
User avatar #91 - procrasturbate (09/28/2013) [-]
No, only you.
User avatar #76 - hideyowives (09/28/2013) [-]
i actually enjoyed that game until it got stolen
and sadly i wasn't far enough in to get attached so i never re bought it
those black rabbit ladies tho
those black rabbit ladies
#79 - procrasturbate (09/28/2013) [-]
Viera? Yes. They were nice.
#163 - die 09/28/2013 on Occupy pornhub 0
#207 - remember with a little bit of editing you can make idiots… 09/27/2013 on Help a Brother 0
#125 - its a porn 09/27/2013 on Image analysis 0
#106 - my hope, as always, is very tight if you get what i mean  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2013 on Image analysis 0
User avatar #118 - steammadewalrus (09/27/2013) [-]
Best gif ever, soooource?
User avatar #125 - hideyowives (09/27/2013) [-]
its a porn
#52 - yaaaaaaay i love this guy he has been in my team for years… 09/26/2013 on Whos that pokemon 0
#15 - kingler is a beast mother ****** of a pokemon … 09/26/2013 on U wot m8 0
#127 - Comment deleted 09/25/2013 on Fresh OC is Fresh +4
#41 - oh i am going to FOR THE EMPRAH all over your tits  [+] (4 new replies) 09/25/2013 on Blood for the blood god +3
#107 - demicus (09/25/2013) [-]
Imperial Guard reporting, we've got your backs.
#126 - megatheman (09/28/2013) [-]
Guess whos fucked?

you
#127 - demicus (09/29/2013) [-]
Nothing Cain hasn't fought before.

Though, by his own admission, he got so lucky it hurts.
#128 - megatheman (09/29/2013) [-]
Meh, he only survived because he lived in an underhive. on an open battlefield he would be fucked.
#55 - my favorite BYEEEEEEEEEE 09/25/2013 on Serial butt stabber 0
#48 - man i wish those ***** were real i would… 09/24/2013 on thanks cap' 0
#45 - damn you just styled on my ass im keeping that  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on thanks cap' 0
#47 - typeonegative (09/24/2013) [-]
woooo hoooo here mann have some druuuuugs
User avatar #48 - hideyowives (09/24/2013) [-]
man
i wish those shits were real
i would put on that frog suit and hang out with Cthulhu
#369 - its alright i guess, like it more than lol less than dota....... 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
#360 - are super powers a weapon because if so last thing i playe… 09/24/2013 on Tell yours, go. 0
#34 - i dont exactly understand it but girlfriend's genitalia ac…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2013 on Would you like some? +1
#48 - harrisonfordor (09/24/2013) [-]
My girlfriend ate a lot of meat, never went down there. Gave that bitch some fruity juice, lotsa juice, Improved significuntly.
User avatar #43 - alstorp (09/24/2013) [-]
Depends on their hygiene, what they eat, what they drink etc.
#38 - your face when?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2013 on thanks cap' 0
#44 - typeonegative (09/24/2013) [-]
now for the gif version. still druuuunk
#45 - hideyowives (09/24/2013) [-]
damn
you just styled on my ass
im keeping that
#47 - typeonegative (09/24/2013) [-]
woooo hoooo here mann have some druuuuugs
User avatar #48 - hideyowives (09/24/2013) [-]
man
i wish those shits were real
i would put on that frog suit and hang out with Cthulhu
#44 - Picture 09/23/2013 on level 40 +2
#54 - thats a thing i guess 09/23/2013 on Tumblr 0
#106 - good luck getting past cadia ya bitch, 13 crusades and they al… 09/22/2013 on another guro II 0
#32 - what the ******* ass..... ahhhhh nooooo 09/20/2013 on Spirals 0
#20 - off* 09/20/2013 on I'm a useless member... +2
#19 - that feel when you are just too old to not level of comments  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on I'm a useless member... +2
User avatar #20 - hideyowives (09/20/2013) [-]
off*

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User avatar #14 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #15 to #14 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
hello
what brings you to my profile wayward traveler?
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #17 to #16 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
agh that old , horrible plague
yeah i know the feeling, well welcome to my little corner of the web, i hope you enjoy your stay friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (06/21/2013) [-]
I will enjoy my time here, and in other places.
#12 - anonexplains (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, i just thumbed down everything you love
User avatar #13 to #12 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
good for you i guess
have fun giving me meaningless red pixels
#11 - anonexplains (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible commenter. You have horrible grammar. You think you have good comebacks and insults, so you try to sound cool. I'm letting you know that you're not cool, and kind of cancerous. Stop blowing things out of proportion, stop making stupid jokes, calm your **** . No one is impressed.
#8 - darthblam (03/02/2013) [-]
So you replied to one of my comments on that "Too much L4D" post... but I guess the post was deleted. What is it you were saying?
#6 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #6 - hideyowives (01/17/2013) [-]
INDEED , OUR MULTICULTURALISM AND OUTRIGHT MOXY SHALL BE OUR SALVATION
#1 - anonexplains (06/26/2011) [-]
alright you, i have no idea who the hell you are but you and i share a common dislike for dumb-bitch jeffrovicious.

i've gotten her account banned twice but i can't get it down far enough to stay banned. i'm asking your help in keeping her gone. her comments are her weakness so go to her page and thumb down as many of them as you can to help me keep her off FJ, that is IF you care enough to bother. either way there are others who want her gone and i'll be seeking out their help also.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/JeffroVicious
http://funnyjunk.com/user/happyno odlegirl

first link is the original account, the one that wont stay dead. and the second is her new account.
#2 to #1 - hideyowives (06/26/2011) [-]
noble six ready for duty
#3 to #2 - anonexplains (06/26/2011) [-]
you're failing, her original profile is alread unbanned. it has to be far below -300 thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hideyowives (06/27/2011) [-]
but its -300.... and i checked and it said she was perma banned
#5 to #4 - anonexplains (06/28/2011) [-]
it comes back, same way it gets banned. people are going back and thumbing up her comments. that's why it has to be way below 300.
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