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hideyowives

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:10/17/2010
Last Login:4/25/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#21542
Highest Content Rank:#12489
Highest Comment Rank:#2087
Content Thumbs: 88 total,  107 ,  19
Comment Thumbs: 3040 total,  5727 ,  2687
Content Level Progress: 60% (3/5)
Level 7 Content: New Here → Level 8 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:9150
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:3053
FJ Points:3385
what is this box...... why does everything i think show up here..........................................thinking about pie........... wow as i write this i just learned i can think about thinking nothing WOW

latest user's comments

#97 - didnt mean to come off as bragging but then again i am a r… 12/09/2013 on Everyone Here -1
#77 - i masturbate because i have tons of luck with women to the poi…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Everyone Here -4
User avatar #93 - NeucularNINJA (12/09/2013) [-]
Whoa Admin should rename you to pussy-crusher 3000! Shut up
User avatar #99 - hideyowives (12/09/2013) [-]
thumbed for the miscommunication
User avatar #98 - hideyowives (12/09/2013) [-]
apologies if it comes off as bragging, i was just born with good looks and the whole loner thing has always worked for me, truth be told i dont get why i have such good luck with the opposite sex i do, believe me it is undeserved
User avatar #97 - hideyowives (12/09/2013) [-]
didnt mean to come off as bragging
but then again i am a real loner of aguy
maybe ive just gotten more cynical and im losing my enjoyment of human contact
#41 - it says **** 12/03/2013 on (1) Funnyjunk 0
#104 - its no use its no use its no use its no use gu… 12/03/2013 on Black Very Cool +2
#38 - ...surprise mother ****** !!!! 11/16/2013 on baww +1
#47 - **** off ****** 11/15/2013 on TFW thumbing OC and it goes... +2
#148 - zweihanders 11/15/2013 on Claymores In Morrowind +3
#62 - man he is taming that strange 11/12/2013 on you know you want to -1
#34 - i like that place also why is some of that **** in … 11/09/2013 on Pro Tip +2
#118 - im actually very underweight but these guys are beans so e… 11/07/2013 on police sketch artist 0
#31 - kill la kill my fav anime of all time i typically dont… 11/05/2013 on When i tell a joke that... 0
#29 - i want it i will love it and feed it and ride it at the beach 11/05/2013 on When i tell a joke that... 0
#407 - **** i just think trilbies and fedoras look dumb and ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Have you ever fedora'd so... 0
#408 - pkrbarmoviea (11/06/2013) [-]
I don't entirely disagree with you, but I think you are using the word "playful" a tad too liberally. I'd say hateful mocking would be the correct way to term this. My comment was complex and long for a reason, there is quite some meaning in it (if I do say so myself) and I shan't repeat myself simply because I hate to. Try detecting the irony in some of its passages.
#6508663 - Fuk of. 11/05/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6508557 - my exact point i think instead of doing **** 4chan … 11/05/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6508523 - >buy massed produced mask >fight mass production 11/05/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6508520 - doing the same but with dota 2 and spectre no one is safe … 11/05/2013 on Autism Board 0
#6508518 - oh great i guess we needed to be more like four chan cause…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #6508537 - therealsuperderpy (11/05/2013) [-]
Who even cares
4chan is a shit website anyways it's not like addy trying to be like them is going to make things any better
User avatar #6508557 - hideyowives (11/05/2013) [-]
my exact point
i think instead of doing shit 4chan does/did we should steer away since that site died when all the old fags left to the other chans they created of varying levels of obscurity

not a good example to follow
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on Best Movie Ever +1
User avatar #39 - nimithecat (10/19/2013) [-]
that's the spirit!
#112 - whenever people say that final fantasy 10 had a meaningful and… 10/14/2013 on Crysis 1, almost 7 years old 0
#94 - see thats like...forrest gump still retarded but you haven… 10/14/2013 on Have you ever fedora'd so... 0
#87 - more clever than original you are not denying the autism i…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/14/2013 on Have you ever fedora'd so... +9
User avatar #88 - therealdiscord (10/14/2013) [-]
nobody accused me of autism.

And no, I'm not, nor do I have a fedora.
#304 - passwordismine (10/14/2013) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
User avatar #336 - leonhardtv (10/15/2013) [-]
Yeah a pic of something he doesn't have
#274 - pkrbarmoviea (10/14/2013) [-]
You're right, they're wrong and retarded. Don't argue about these things on funnyjunk. Their community seems to be very eager to see themselves as having at least some potential and this (probable) delusion gives them enough esteem to try and undermine other people that they consider "fake intellectuals" or simply "inferiors" in social skills (quite ironically...). Anyhow, nobody, if provided by nature at birth with a stable and functioning mind, would find that that anonymous' response is funny or clever; they are mostly just hurt by the fact that you voice a truth that goes against their societal ideal (quite ironically again...). I never understood why intellectual exhibitionism and open condemnation of stupidity are seen as bad things on this site. It seems to me that this would be the highest form of humor possible. Wittily attacking stupid football players or construction workers...

If you see irony in this comment, you are the lowest form of life on earth. There is one thing worse than not noticing irony: to perceive it where it is not. Ur al fagts.
User avatar #407 - hideyowives (11/05/2013) [-]
fuck i just think trilbies and fedoras look dumb and have fun mocking them
no real social construct behind it
sometimes people mock because playful mocking is fun
#408 - pkrbarmoviea (11/06/2013) [-]
I don't entirely disagree with you, but I think you are using the word "playful" a tad too liberally. I'd say hateful mocking would be the correct way to term this. My comment was complex and long for a reason, there is quite some meaning in it (if I do say so myself) and I shan't repeat myself simply because I hate to. Try detecting the irony in some of its passages.
User avatar #322 - garymotherfinoak (10/14/2013) [-]
FOOKEN R00D M8
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#83 - yeah 50 years ago , you neckbeard 10/14/2013 on Have you ever fedora'd so... +3
#17 - fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this post **** it didnt…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Game Of Thrones as Video... -42
#104 - pjotor (10/13/2013) [-]
Son allow me to let you in on a little secret. Ready?

Okay: CLAMING YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK MEANS YOU GIVE A FUCK!
#78 - sadistikal (10/13/2013) [-]
#52 - thefjgienni (10/13/2013) [-]
I only just made level 40 recently

you jusst popped my red thumb cherry, enjoy it
#35 - InfiniteFetus (10/13/2013) [-]
Alright buddy.
#32 - russianbro has deleted their comment.
#31 - skeetonamber (10/13/2013) [-]
#48 - bye assholes 10/13/2013 on Chose +3

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User avatar #14 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Hi
User avatar #15 to #14 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
hello
what brings you to my profile wayward traveler?
User avatar #16 to #15 - amissingmouse (06/20/2013) [-]
Boredom
User avatar #17 to #16 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
agh that old , horrible plague
yeah i know the feeling, well welcome to my little corner of the web, i hope you enjoy your stay friend
User avatar #18 to #17 - amissingmouse (06/21/2013) [-]
I will enjoy my time here, and in other places.
#12 - fefe (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, i just thumbed down everything you love
User avatar #13 to #12 - hideyowives (06/20/2013) [-]
good for you i guess
have fun giving me meaningless red pixels
#11 - fefe (06/19/2013) [-]
Hi, I just wanted to let you know that you are a terrible commenter. You have horrible grammar. You think you have good comebacks and insults, so you try to sound cool. I'm letting you know that you're not cool, and kind of cancerous. Stop blowing things out of proportion, stop making stupid jokes, calm your **** . No one is impressed.
#8 - darthblam ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
So you replied to one of my comments on that "Too much L4D" post... but I guess the post was deleted. What is it you were saying?
#6 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#7 to #6 - hideyowives (01/17/2013) [-]
INDEED , OUR MULTICULTURALISM AND OUTRIGHT MOXY SHALL BE OUR SALVATION
#1 - fefe (06/26/2011) [-]
alright you, i have no idea who the hell you are but you and i share a common dislike for dumb-bitch jeffrovicious.

i've gotten her account banned twice but i can't get it down far enough to stay banned. i'm asking your help in keeping her gone. her comments are her weakness so go to her page and thumb down as many of them as you can to help me keep her off FJ, that is IF you care enough to bother. either way there are others who want her gone and i'll be seeking out their help also.

http://funnyjunk.com/user/JeffroVicious
http://funnyjunk.com/user/happyno odlegirl

first link is the original account, the one that wont stay dead. and the second is her new account.
#2 to #1 - hideyowives (06/26/2011) [-]
noble six ready for duty
#3 to #2 - fefe (06/26/2011) [-]
you're failing, her original profile is alread unbanned. it has to be far below -300 thumbs.
User avatar #4 to #3 - hideyowives (06/27/2011) [-]
but its -300.... and i checked and it said she was perma banned
#5 to #4 - fefe (06/28/2011) [-]
it comes back, same way it gets banned. people are going back and thumbing up her comments. that's why it has to be way below 300.
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