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#1902 - **hibyeman used "*roll picture*"** **hibyeman rolled image… 12/25/2015 on A very special giveaway 0
#128 - what im talking about is a shopkeeper has the right to detain …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#142 - chaosraptor (12/18/2015) [-]
yeah but then would still come down to the difference between trying to restrain him and the openly attacking him like the curries and customers were doing

courts could debate that hitting him with random objects is not part of detaining....
it aint guantanamo bay
#105 - lol true, but then people get suspicious and would prob look i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#110 - paraxo (12/18/2015) [-]
I mean the wiring in an outlet in the back rooms
As in burn the building down
preferably a storage room people dont go in often
#62 - lol. alls good. worth a try right? 12/18/2015 on bee careful 0
#104 - shopkeepers have aright to detain criminals for cops tho. als…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#106 - chaosraptor (12/18/2015) [-]
ummm idk what usa is like but here, citizens arrest doesnt mean people can physically stop people unless theyre under attack and need to restrain someone for their own safety

if some guys trying to run away you dont have the power to physically detain them

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#128 - hibyeman (12/18/2015) [-]
what im talking about is a shopkeeper has the right to detain a criminal. so since the guy was trying to steal the shopkeeper has a right to forcibly detain him for a reaonable amount of time (normally just enough for police to get there and such)
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#142 - chaosraptor (12/18/2015) [-]
yeah but then would still come down to the difference between trying to restrain him and the openly attacking him like the curries and customers were doing

courts could debate that hitting him with random objects is not part of detaining....
it aint guantanamo bay
#92 - I mean i feel his argument. basically saying that someone reas… 12/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
#90 - just amke sure to hide it well LOL. on a serious note…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#97 - paraxo (12/18/2015) [-]
No video if there's no store Make it look like a wiring problem
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#105 - hibyeman (12/18/2015) [-]
lol true, but then people get suspicious and would prob look into wiring about it cause normally stores keep that stuff working so they can catch robbers/dissuade them
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#110 - paraxo (12/18/2015) [-]
I mean the wiring in an outlet in the back rooms
As in burn the building down
preferably a storage room people dont go in often
#89 - yea. I think if it ends where the video ends the guys have a r…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#93 - chaosraptor (12/18/2015) [-]
well watching the gif a couple times... robber had no weapons, most likely just threatened cashier.... mop boy held up the mop and told him to gtfo, robber attacked, cashier dragged him off ... thats where defence ends

moppy charging in was the start of offence... moppy landed the first offensive hit... then slipped over... guy tries to run, cashier drags him back... moppy hits again, customer 1 tackles, cashier and moppy attack.. then customer 2 attacks

at face value for refusing to let him run, they could be all held up for kidnapping, and all 4 are up for excessive force
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#104 - hibyeman (12/18/2015) [-]
shopkeepers have aright to detain criminals for cops tho. also its not whether he had a weapon its whether they think he could have one. I think after he gets thrown to ground at end that possibility is done, but a court could say they were thinking he could pull it out at any time but wasnt so he didnt have to flash it on a camera or something.
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#106 - chaosraptor (12/18/2015) [-]
ummm idk what usa is like but here, citizens arrest doesnt mean people can physically stop people unless theyre under attack and need to restrain someone for their own safety

if some guys trying to run away you dont have the power to physically detain them

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#128 - hibyeman (12/18/2015) [-]
what im talking about is a shopkeeper has the right to detain a criminal. so since the guy was trying to steal the shopkeeper has a right to forcibly detain him for a reaonable amount of time (normally just enough for police to get there and such)
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#142 - chaosraptor (12/18/2015) [-]
yeah but then would still come down to the difference between trying to restrain him and the openly attacking him like the curries and customers were doing

courts could debate that hitting him with random objects is not part of detaining....
it aint guantanamo bay
#76 - lol yea. Ive wanted to go to law school for a while. like back…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2015 on (untitled) 0
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#77 - zerocalibre (12/18/2015) [-]
Haha. That's cool.

I'd originally wanted to be a lawyer, but things work out in other-ways I guess. The other thing too was that I was 21 at the time and wanted a break from school. I also felt kind of young considering I had just become legal to drink like 3 months before and now we're getting served alcohol in school. XD
#45 - where u at? i go to michigan  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2015 on bee careful 0
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#61 - jbass (12/18/2015) [-]
oh, not even close lol im in south florida.
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#62 - hibyeman (12/18/2015) [-]
lol. alls good. worth a try right?

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User avatar #484 - mouldysandals (01/10/2016) [-]
sell me soul keepers
User avatar #483 to #482 - hibyeman (09/10/2015) [-]
praise be to the fuhrer!
User avatar #475 - luluwho (04/28/2015) [-]
Come baaaaaack ;)
User avatar #476 to #475 - hibyeman (04/28/2015) [-]
hmmm?
User avatar #477 to #476 - luluwho (04/29/2015) [-]
Oh, hello
User avatar #478 to #477 - hibyeman (04/29/2015) [-]
wat u mean by come back?
User avatar #479 to #478 - luluwho (04/29/2015) [-]
I was going thru all my trades sent, and got the idea you hadn't been here in days. IDK Thank You for trading
User avatar #480 to #479 - hibyeman (04/29/2015) [-]
yea i thought i had accepted it lol but once u look at it the notification thingy goes away until i get another trade so i forgot lol
User avatar #481 to #480 - luluwho (04/29/2015) [-]
Is fine I do that too.
User avatar #473 - slashtrey (04/21/2015) [-]
hey what do you want for some of your items
User avatar #474 to #473 - hibyeman (04/22/2015) [-]
im buying runic wood, all badges, and gems/gem recipes/scribes
User avatar #462 - makomankanso (03/14/2015) [-]
Are you selling your cannabis?
User avatar #463 to #462 - hibyeman (03/14/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #464 to #463 - makomankanso (03/14/2015) [-]
how many badges/wood per each?
User avatar #465 to #464 - hibyeman (03/14/2015) [-]
they are like 10k points or so i believe so an equivalent of each of those
User avatar #466 to #465 - makomankanso (03/14/2015) [-]
so how about
3 points per badge and 2 points per wood?
User avatar #467 to #466 - hibyeman (03/14/2015) [-]
thats fine. u wanna send for them? i dont need the 3 types of wood i was saying in my post
User avatar #469 to #467 - makomankanso (03/14/2015) [-]
are you selling points?
User avatar #470 to #469 - hibyeman (03/14/2015) [-]
yes for the same stuff although now i only need like 300 of coco wood for the badge
User avatar #468 to #467 - makomankanso (03/14/2015) [-]
I'll send it
#456 - AlcoholicGoth (03/14/2015) [-]
Your pride dragon for sale?
Your pride dragon for sale?
User avatar #457 to #456 - hibyeman (03/14/2015) [-]
yep
#458 to #457 - AlcoholicGoth (03/14/2015) [-]
What would it take?
What would it take?
User avatar #459 to #458 - hibyeman (03/14/2015) [-]
idk lol. if u post a trade ill post it on the board to see if its fair
#460 to #459 - AlcoholicGoth (03/14/2015) [-]
Ok, I'll give it a try but I'm not to good on doing the offers lol
Ok, I'll give it a try but I'm not to good on doing the offers lol
User avatar #461 to #460 - hibyeman (03/14/2015) [-]
neither am i lol
User avatar #454 - lostboa (03/06/2015) [-]
How many badges per egg hoarder? Wood?
User avatar #455 to #454 - hibyeman (03/08/2015) [-]
ummm idk. what do u think is fair?
User avatar #437 - xiiichuckles (03/04/2015) [-]
You already have a level 5 badge, but are going for a level 6? If not, I'd like to swap my angelic badges for your FJ badges.
User avatar #438 to #437 - hibyeman (03/04/2015) [-]
yes goin for 6
User avatar #439 to #438 - xiiichuckles (03/04/2015) [-]
****
Well good luck!
User avatar #440 to #439 - hibyeman (03/04/2015) [-]
ill buy ur badges for something else tho
User avatar #441 to #440 - xiiichuckles (03/05/2015) [-]
Any sort of unique is always nice
If you feel so inclined, make me an offer on all badges Save for my FJ badges, I want a level 5 , unique or not
User avatar #442 to #441 - hibyeman (03/05/2015) [-]
i dont know what u need, but all my uniques are open for sale. if u see somethin u need/want send for it and ill throw the trade on the board to see if its fair
User avatar #443 to #442 - xiiichuckles (03/05/2015) [-]
Instead of that, I'll look through your things real quick and search for uniques, let you know, and go from there. I feel it's easier to come to an agreement rather than waiting for the board to say what's right or wrong.
User avatar #444 to #443 - hibyeman (03/05/2015) [-]
i just dont know prices is all
User avatar #445 to #444 - xiiichuckles (03/05/2015) [-]
I see your point, and I don't either, which is usually why I ask others to send the trades lmao. I suppose I'll give it a shot, but I doubt I have enough for the things that really catch my eye, like your demonic pony bones for example.
User avatar #446 to #445 - hibyeman (03/05/2015) [-]
like i said put what u think is fair and ill post on board
User avatar #449 to #446 - xiiichuckles (03/05/2015) [-]
I take it the trade was unsatisfactory
disappointing
User avatar #450 to #449 - hibyeman (03/05/2015) [-]
yea. people were saying it wasnt good enough :S
User avatar #451 to #450 - xiiichuckles (03/05/2015) [-]
Did they say if I was even close or not?
User avatar #453 to #452 - xiiichuckles (03/05/2015) [-]
Well, my attempt failed, would you mind sending a trade?
User avatar #448 to #446 - xiiichuckles (03/05/2015) [-]
I'm back, you here?
User avatar #447 to #446 - xiiichuckles (03/05/2015) [-]
Let me know what happens, I have to get off the computer.
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User avatar #435 - hibyeman (02/19/2015) [-]
donor ill be makin sure to get more strawberries and bananas i just started pickin up the straws and everything
User avatar #434 - luluwho (02/17/2015) [-]
Hello ???
User avatar #432 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #433 to #432 - hibyeman (11/23/2014) [-]
hi?
User avatar #409 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
ur bad
can i buy leprechaun
User avatar #412 to #409 - hibyeman (07/13/2013) [-]
what are u gonna buy it for?
User avatar #413 to #412 - nippuhl (07/13/2013) [-]
what are you looking for?
10k rits?
User avatar #414 to #413 - hibyeman (07/13/2013) [-]
10k? they use to be 80k id rather keep
User avatar #415 to #414 - nippuhl (07/13/2013) [-]
they became less rare
there are over 50 now
how about 15k
User avatar #416 to #415 - hibyeman (07/13/2013) [-]
nah im good
User avatar #417 to #416 - nippuhl (07/13/2013) [-]
how about 20k
major overpay there are 50 now
hplselp
User avatar #418 to #417 - hibyeman (07/13/2013) [-]
nah id rather just keep it it looks cool
User avatar #419 to #418 - nippuhl (07/13/2013) [-]
it doesn't fit with your profile
i can offer you some cooler items that fit your collection
User avatar #420 to #419 - nippuhl (07/13/2013) [-]
how about an item worth 24M points
User avatar #422 to #420 - hibyeman (07/13/2013) [-]
i hope u realize i have a VSSM i dont care about points lol
User avatar #421 to #420 - hibyeman (07/13/2013) [-]
im good. i dont even collect anymore
User avatar #423 to #421 - nippuhl (07/13/2013) [-]
o
then give me it for free
i'll put it good use
User avatar #424 to #423 - hibyeman (07/13/2013) [-]
no took to long to make it to give away lol
User avatar #425 to #424 - nippuhl (07/13/2013) [-]
~ ` ~come on help me out friend
User avatar #426 to #425 - hibyeman (07/13/2013) [-]
nueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
User avatar #427 to #426 - nippuhl (07/13/2013) [-]
come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
it's just rotting on this profile
User avatar #428 to #427 - hibyeman (07/13/2013) [-]
buts its mys preciousssssssssssssssssss
User avatar #429 to #428 - nippuhl (07/13/2013) [-]
but now it can be my precioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
i'll give it a good home don't worry
User avatar #430 to #429 - hibyeman (07/13/2013) [-]
nah still gonna keep it
User avatar #431 to #430 - nippuhl (07/13/2013) [-]
:''''((

y u do dis 2 me
User avatar #396 - Tenxseiga (04/03/2013) [-]
How many RIT's for your pet crates
User avatar #397 to #396 - hibyeman (04/03/2013) [-]
send an offer and ill ask the board. im thinking around 300 ea tho
User avatar #394 - came (04/02/2013) [-]
sell me da 1 herder
User avatar #395 to #394 - hibyeman (04/02/2013) [-]
send me tokens :)
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User avatar #391 to #390 - hibyeman (03/30/2013) [-]
i was told 15 rits to 1 coal is the ratio. which would be 22.5k rits for 1500 coal.
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User avatar #393 to #392 - hibyeman (03/30/2013) [-]
wow dyslexia acting up right there XD. im sorry i misread that. i thought that was a 15 as in 15 rits per coal is good not 1 to 5 XD.
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User avatar #388 to #387 - hibyeman (03/29/2013) [-]
wat collateral?
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User avatar #410 to #385 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
RIP
User avatar #386 to #385 - hibyeman (03/29/2013) [-]
kk im trying :P
User avatar #379 - bitchitroll (03/28/2013) [-]
dem met books
User avatar #380 to #379 - hibyeman (03/28/2013) [-]
u want to buy? ill sell them for tokens
User avatar #381 to #380 - bitchitroll (03/28/2013) [-]
how many
User avatar #382 to #381 - hibyeman (03/28/2013) [-]
idk send offer
User avatar #383 to #382 - bitchitroll (03/28/2013) [-]
if i do this you tell no one that i sold tokens
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