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#4365 - **heyzuesy rolls 331,982,933** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#57 - **heyzuesy rolls 589,088,873** 07/07/2014 on Feel free to roll 0
#7909 - **heyzuesy rolls 595,557,679** 07/03/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#85 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Titre +3
#9 - I mean, I know thin people who recently went to the doctor to …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/08/2014 on His Face, Says Rage Beyond... +4
User avatar #60 - awesomanium (06/08/2014) [-]
If you're thin, you might not be healthy
If you're fat, you're not healthy
User avatar #17 - chiselbit (06/08/2014) [-]
He didn't ask whether she was fat or not. He asked if licensed professionals had told her she was in good health. Looks had nothing to do with his statement
User avatar #35 - steelcrasher (06/08/2014) [-]
the whole video is about fat people so you're wrong.
User avatar #38 - chiselbit (06/08/2014) [-]
I'm referring to his statement alone. Not any of the other events surrounding it.
User avatar #40 - steelcrasher (06/08/2014) [-]
But he asked her that because she was fat...
User avatar #41 - chiselbit (06/08/2014) [-]
He asked because she said she was healthy and he wanted to know if she was based on factors beyond looks. Fat had nothing to do with the outcome of the answer.
User avatar #42 - steelcrasher (06/08/2014) [-]
Yes it's all about fat...Goddamn it are you so fucking dense ? The question is what does he think that they are happy with their BODIES (you know as happy with being fat).
To which he basicly replied that it's fine id they are happy but is isn't their health suffering because of that...
And her answer was obvious just a big "no i'm not healthy so i'm avoiding the direct answer"
#10 - mygfspillow (06/08/2014) [-]
But it is more that if you are fat, you aren't healthy.
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#11 - Hey man, just cuz a car is older than you, doesn't mean it can…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on dis nigga 0
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I got an '88 beat up Park Avenue. It's pretty goddamn reliable, but I'm practically driving around with a big sign that says "I'm poor as shit". Not to mention it's an old lady car
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User avatar #1 - doctorhitmarker (09/03/2012) [-]
First comment on your profile :D Also, I'll give you a Book of rape for 4 of your cookies, I'm collecting them Lol
User avatar #2 to #1 - heyzuesy ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
Word, I can do that.
User avatar #3 to #2 - doctorhitmarker (09/03/2012) [-]
Sweet, send trades :D
User avatar #4 to #3 - heyzuesy ONLINE (09/03/2012) [-]
All sent, it'll be so much easier when we can trade multiples.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doctorhitmarker (09/03/2012) [-]
Thanks :) and yeah, my black son has been saying it will done 'soon' for weeks now Lol
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