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#25 - Bethesda: Buddy you met on a roadtrip and kept on doing it…  [+] (8 new replies) 2 hours ago on If game studios were your... +17
#29 - capnkrunch (2 hours ago) [-]
In 2020, Skyrim 2: High Rock ie human province that should have been what cyrodiil is like rather than the cyrodiil of now which should be a Roman Jungle, comes to your system. Skills have been removed, if you want to do something, just do it, no need for mastery or anything. Special added in to simplify the game. 3 dialogue choices now instead of 4, removing the option to say No(but really yes). Voiced PC with pre set background, having only 2 VAs to represent 2 genders across 10 races, as after all, what the hell does RP even mean anyway? COming to a gamestop near you. Pre order Bonuswemer Race playability! yes that was heavily exagerated and was an absolutely ridiculously extreme worst case scenario.
#41 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
Actually, this is a valid prediction. Games -are- heading in that direction if they keep on this track.
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#30 - psyachu (2 hours ago) [-]
I almost corrected you on something, but realized it's a joke. GG, I need to reevaluate myself.
#31 - capnkrunch (2 hours ago) [-]
Well, not entirely a joke, but like I said, highly exaggerated, although there is some truth into some of the things I wrote
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#32 - psyachu (2 hours ago) [-]
Well, I mean I was about to correct you on "Skyrim 2: High Rock", but realized you aren't actually retarded.
#33 - capnkrunch (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh, yeah, that was a joke part
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#82 - Well as long any council decides to let Saudi Arabia as the ch… 3 hours ago on BSM is BTFO 0
#64 - DOLPH TIL REDNING! 3 hours ago on /pol/ has one week to live 0
#63 - *Swell with a government which doesnt get anything right unles… 3 hours ago on /pol/ has one week to live 0
#76 - Soooo a version of the UN which isnt a joke?  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on BSM is BTFO +2
#79 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (3 hours ago) [-]
yeah....that
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#82 - hetzerdk (3 hours ago) [-]
Well as long any council decides to let Saudi Arabia as the chef for human rights, this will not happen properly.
#69 - But what if would thrown it? I can see why denmark do…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Arguments make me hard 0
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#71 - tobyonekenoby (01/11/2016) [-]
If he had thrown it, he would probably miss. I think it takes a lot of training to throw a knife not made for throwing so it hits with the blade.

Yea if it is controlled it would probably be okay, but i don't think we need semi outamtics. Just basic pistols would be enough i think. Maybe we should not give "hated" groups slagstokke and gummiprojektiler, (a weaker tårgass i am totally fine with) because they can still do some serious damage. and migrants would probably be a part of the "hated" groups. Or there should just be some controle with the non-lethal weapons too. Then it would be fine i guess.
#65 - I live in denmark too, but i think no matter what country you …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Arguments make me hard 0
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#67 - tobyonekenoby (01/11/2016) [-]
I just don't think it would be a great idea to introduce guns to Denmark in this day and age. When i was 10 years old (getting bullied) someone drew a knife on me, i was able to run away (with only a slight cut to the arm, nothing serious just like if you caught your finger while making food) because the attacker was fat. if that fucktard had pulled a gun on me, i would probably be dead.
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#69 - hetzerdk (01/11/2016) [-]
But what if would thrown it?

I can see why denmark doesnt need guns now, we dont have that many armed psychopaths here. The problem is just, how will it all proceed? If it stays the same, no problem, but after things like Charlie Hebdo, Krudttønden and Paris, i seriously would advise to teach more people to handle guns, and evt. extend the law to include semiautomatics. I dont say that we should give everyone a fucking gun. The weaponslicense and minimumsage, and a clean straffeattest must still be there.

Or allow women, homosexuals and other "hated" groups to carry non lethal weapons (tåregas, slagstokke gummiprojektiler) just to keep everyone more save. Of course, non lethal weapons will not help in a massshooting, but in general attacks.
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#71 - tobyonekenoby (01/11/2016) [-]
If he had thrown it, he would probably miss. I think it takes a lot of training to throw a knife not made for throwing so it hits with the blade.

Yea if it is controlled it would probably be okay, but i don't think we need semi outamtics. Just basic pistols would be enough i think. Maybe we should not give "hated" groups slagstokke and gummiprojektiler, (a weaker tårgass i am totally fine with) because they can still do some serious damage. and migrants would probably be a part of the "hated" groups. Or there should just be some controle with the non-lethal weapons too. Then it would be fine i guess.
#60 - Well in the war as good as everyone tried to get their hand on…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Arguments make me hard 0
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#63 - tobyonekenoby (01/11/2016) [-]
Yea probably in those countries it is a great idea. Maybe it is just because i live in Denmark and i can't see Denmark falling apart that fast..., unless all of the migrants from Sweden or Germany suddenly invades Denmark. So my point of view is quite colored.
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#65 - hetzerdk (01/11/2016) [-]
I live in denmark too, but i think no matter what country you live in, it can always fall apart, luckily, in denmark there are natural borders to keep the different "people" from each other (og sjællander jokes aside). Bigger cities can always fall (because they are cultural meltingpots), while the countryside often gets easier away (because they are often cultural more uniform, and often have a tighter personal bond to each other).

Sjælland would probably be the first thing to fall, considering its closeness to malmö and its ghettos. Most of jylland would just look and say, "meh".
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#67 - tobyonekenoby (01/11/2016) [-]
I just don't think it would be a great idea to introduce guns to Denmark in this day and age. When i was 10 years old (getting bullied) someone drew a knife on me, i was able to run away (with only a slight cut to the arm, nothing serious just like if you caught your finger while making food) because the attacker was fat. if that fucktard had pulled a gun on me, i would probably be dead.
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#69 - hetzerdk (01/11/2016) [-]
But what if would thrown it?

I can see why denmark doesnt need guns now, we dont have that many armed psychopaths here. The problem is just, how will it all proceed? If it stays the same, no problem, but after things like Charlie Hebdo, Krudttønden and Paris, i seriously would advise to teach more people to handle guns, and evt. extend the law to include semiautomatics. I dont say that we should give everyone a fucking gun. The weaponslicense and minimumsage, and a clean straffeattest must still be there.

Or allow women, homosexuals and other "hated" groups to carry non lethal weapons (tåregas, slagstokke gummiprojektiler) just to keep everyone more save. Of course, non lethal weapons will not help in a massshooting, but in general attacks.
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#71 - tobyonekenoby (01/11/2016) [-]
If he had thrown it, he would probably miss. I think it takes a lot of training to throw a knife not made for throwing so it hits with the blade.

Yea if it is controlled it would probably be okay, but i don't think we need semi outamtics. Just basic pistols would be enough i think. Maybe we should not give "hated" groups slagstokke and gummiprojektiler, (a weaker tårgass i am totally fine with) because they can still do some serious damage. and migrants would probably be a part of the "hated" groups. Or there should just be some controle with the non-lethal weapons too. Then it would be fine i guess.
#9 - Well you could just lock it up, lock it in the room, put it on… 01/11/2016 on Wut 0
#10 - Ehm, the people didnt want it, but these ******* politi… 01/11/2016 on (untitled) +1

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User avatar #2 - syrianassassin (04/21/2015) [-]
oo someone from denmark
User avatar #3 to #2 - hetzerdk (04/21/2015) [-]
Actually not exactly, in denmark since a few years, but not from.
User avatar #4 to #3 - syrianassassin (04/21/2015) [-]
so you live in denmark but not danish?

im planning to immigrate. probably Sweden is best choice
#5 to #4 - hetzerdk (04/21/2015) [-]
Djævlesvensker! Well the danes teached me to hate them for no reason...
User avatar #6 to #5 - syrianassassin (04/21/2015) [-]
hehe

well denmark, norway is in my migration list.

man this country suck. i dont want to end as my dad did end here
User avatar #9 to #6 - testaburger (07/18/2015) [-]
Piss off.
We don't want you here.
User avatar #7 to #6 - hetzerdk (04/21/2015) [-]
Little tip, if you cant get to scandinavia and end up in germany, stay away from eastern germany. There are a lot of nazis there who dont like immigrants (try to look PEGIDA up). Ruhrpott is ugly as f***.

If i think about it, scandinavia is better to immigrate to.
User avatar #8 to #7 - syrianassassin (04/21/2015) [-]
well thats my plan. i know people in sweden might help.

and my supervisor got the number of UN, Swedish embassy and we are going to contact them.
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