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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Last Login:1/30/2015
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#2 - If you read the story about the russian and the bear as if the… 08/19/2014 on Too much badassery in one post +1
#42 - it's cool man I'm in the grapevine area 08/18/2014 on fat hate +1
#38 - where you at son?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on fat hate +1
User avatar #39 - garymotherfingoak (08/18/2014) [-]
I dont like giving out the actual town/city, but northern DFW
User avatar #48 - leightonsolomon (08/18/2014) [-]
Ayee me too. I'm from Denton
User avatar #42 - herpitydorp (08/18/2014) [-]
it's cool man I'm in the grapevine area
#36 - DFW  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2014 on fat hate +2
User avatar #37 - garymotherfingoak (08/18/2014) [-]
Mah nigga
User avatar #38 - herpitydorp (08/18/2014) [-]
where you at son?
User avatar #39 - garymotherfingoak (08/18/2014) [-]
I dont like giving out the actual town/city, but northern DFW
User avatar #48 - leightonsolomon (08/18/2014) [-]
Ayee me too. I'm from Denton
User avatar #42 - herpitydorp (08/18/2014) [-]
it's cool man I'm in the grapevine area
#28 - >Florida >Cuban Fury gave me a giggle 08/18/2014 on Torrents by State +10
#15 - Ahhh I feel even more proud to be a Texan today.  [+] (19 new replies) 08/18/2014 on fat hate +14
User avatar #35 - garymotherfingoak (08/18/2014) [-]
Houston or DFW?
User avatar #36 - herpitydorp (08/18/2014) [-]
DFW
User avatar #37 - garymotherfingoak (08/18/2014) [-]
Mah nigga
User avatar #38 - herpitydorp (08/18/2014) [-]
where you at son?
User avatar #39 - garymotherfingoak (08/18/2014) [-]
I dont like giving out the actual town/city, but northern DFW
User avatar #48 - leightonsolomon (08/18/2014) [-]
Ayee me too. I'm from Denton
User avatar #42 - herpitydorp (08/18/2014) [-]
it's cool man I'm in the grapevine area
#17 - bitchpleaseshutup (08/18/2014) [-]
Texan pride!
#28 - ohiowildman (08/18/2014) [-]
Your pride is no match for the pride of the Ohio master race
User avatar #53 - altairibnlaahad (08/18/2014) [-]
Seriously? Fucking Ohio is number 1 in state pride?
#52 - nobleknight (08/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 - pinkiepieshappines (08/18/2014) [-]
I live in Pennsylvania and can confirm that none of us have pride in this state.
#41 - economicfreedom (08/18/2014) [-]
States with fucked up economic policies have no pride!!!
User avatar #46 - ohiowildman (08/18/2014) [-]
k
#34 - ravepen (08/18/2014) [-]
I think it is
User avatar #30 - thefunnyside (08/18/2014) [-]
Ah, I was born in Ohio. Haven't been there in a while, though
User avatar #31 - ohiowildman (08/18/2014) [-]
neat. where in?
User avatar #40 - thefunnyside (08/18/2014) [-]
Columbus
User avatar #45 - ohiowildman (08/18/2014) [-]
Nice. Born in cambridge, and moved to Lake Co.
#19 - it was bound to happen sooner or later 08/18/2014 on Wanna buy some freedom? +4
#58 - my current wall paper 08/17/2014 on Wallpaper dump 0
#5 - dropped the bass so hard he genderbended 08/16/2014 on ey b0ss can u gibe de cancur 0
#24 - I doubt this will happen but i just like thinking about it. si… 08/16/2014 on Tenzin getting ganked +2
#13 - < this is still my favorite picture of peter dinklage 08/16/2014 on Peter Dinklage on a scooter +4
#2 - holy **** I never even knew the last on existed thanks OP 08/15/2014 on Insert life 1-4 0
#15 - Donald duck don't give a Donald **** 08/15/2014 on Donald duck everyone! 0
#3 - those five finger shoes are mankinds biggest mistake after crocs 08/14/2014 on yep +2
#7 - "I hope it's not Batman's voice." man that gave me a chuckle 08/13/2014 on Doh ho facebook u so creative! +3
#1 - but who is black widow talking about? Hulk? Thor? Steve? I nee…  [+] (17 new replies) 08/13/2014 on cute avengers +28
User avatar #25 - Sethorein (08/14/2014) [-]
Loki...
User avatar #15 - commontroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Hawkeye yo. Speaking of which, they really need to give him a standalone movie.
User avatar #14 - mosaicbrain (08/13/2014) [-]
Scottish Batman of course.
#19 - datmine (08/13/2014) [-]
#20 - datmine (08/13/2014) [-]
Have this as a extra.
User avatar #13 - europe (08/13/2014) [-]
Loki
User avatar #2 - kingcoote (08/13/2014) [-]
Hulk, her and Bruce Banner are getting it on!
User avatar #5 - asheskirata (08/13/2014) [-]
She and Hawkeye are kinda a canon couple
User avatar #6 - kingcoote (08/13/2014) [-]
They are, but in the next Avengers movie it is Widow and Hulk.
User avatar #7 - asheskirata (08/13/2014) [-]
but.... wtf are they thinking?
User avatar #8 - kingcoote (08/13/2014) [-]
Nerdy guy gets the girl. Giving nerdy guys hope they have a chance with Black Widow.
User avatar #9 - asheskirata (08/13/2014) [-]
But nerdy guy will also wreck the girl's shit if she irritates him at all. We all saw how that played out in the first movie.
User avatar #10 - kingcoote (08/13/2014) [-]
Exactly! That was always my major question, what if he Hulks out during sex? Will she be ripped into two? A million pieces? Or is the fact he is so angry and strong over compensating as mini Hulk is a small one?
User avatar #11 - asheskirata (08/13/2014) [-]
I have a feeling that it gets bigger when he's greener. And the angrier he gets, the bigger it gets. Which begs the question, how many black guys did she sleep with that she had to sleep with hulk to feel pleasure?
#12 - kingcoote (08/13/2014) [-]
Clearly too many...especially when she only does anal.
User avatar #28 - asheskirata (08/14/2014) [-]
Could you imagine how that would be? Like, you're in the middle of fuckin' and then suddenly he gets mad and you get a a literal new asshole torn in your body?
User avatar #3 - thechosentroll (08/13/2014) [-]
Well, he does have a booty so firm it literally deflects tank shells.
#12 - Man this is why I love dogs. They have such a propensity to ca… 08/13/2014 on dog doesn't want fish to die +1
#3 - they ate the children 08/13/2014 on Stranded +43
#6 - here we see a 3D rendition of peaunutbitter 's ass 08/13/2014 on WTF +1
#3 - abortion her 5th daughter's name is abortion 08/13/2014 on The autism is strong with... +48
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2014 on UR FAV GIF +10
#27 - Jabberwocky (08/13/2014) [-]
Related.
#17 - she kinda looks like Nani from lilo and stitch 08/13/2014 on Racebent Disney 0
#6 - Picture 08/12/2014 on Found evil penguin in bag... +1
#13 - Picture 08/12/2014 on anon goes to a chinese buffet +2
#4 - Only 15 dollars what the **** ? that seems expensive to me  [+] (7 new replies) 08/12/2014 on anon goes to a chinese buffet +36
#97 - notaboss (08/12/2014) [-]
I live in Las Vegas. Most buffets average $30+ per person.
#6 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
I work at a Chinese buffet restaurant, on weekends the price for an adult is $26.99 before tax. Get a drink and you're over $30. $15 is pretty low for that kind of place.
User avatar #86 - lennybrown (08/12/2014) [-]
WOW. In England its £7.50 pp ($12.60) (VAT included) for my local Chinese all you can eat and includes desert and 1 small drink. Drink are like £2-3 each though and those are just the non alcoholic ones.
#64 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
Dude, the Casino here has an all you can eat crab and seafood night for that much. Fuck where you work!
#47 - anonymous (08/12/2014) [-]
holy christ thats alot
User avatar #14 - bagguhsleep (08/12/2014) [-]
That's pretty cool.
So for Upwards of $30, will I be getting two regular geishas or one really young geisha with my meal?
#13 - herpitydorp (08/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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