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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
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#10 - I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It'…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
User avatar #11 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#8 - what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
User avatar #9 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#6 - pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/05/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
User avatar #7 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#4 - Buenos Dias senor  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
User avatar #5 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#7 - *happy owl noises*  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on (untitled) +4
#10 - nargogh (08/04/2014) [-]
Huur huur!
#12 - and that one result is still a false claim. this **** …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/04/2014 on "logic" and "evidence" and... +84
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [-]
That fat faggot is an ugly little shit.
#128 - furiousmarshmellow (08/04/2014) [-]
You would dare mock the almighty Jontron?

TO HELL WITH YOU.
User avatar #31 - dangerbearr (08/04/2014) [-]
No, anon, no. Listen here.
I would fuck the shit out of Jontron.
Get your shit in line.
User avatar #152 - garymotherfingoak (08/04/2014) [-]
you too?
User avatar #81 - thebluspyeatspie (08/04/2014) [-]
Second.
#30 - putindispencerhere (08/04/2014) [-]
You dare take the lord Jontron name in vain? I warn you, there are dire consequences!
#27 - I hope they do an Avengers and Guardians team up. **** … 08/04/2014 on Avengers 3 +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/03/2014 on lol +63
User avatar #18 - sitchblappings (08/03/2014) [-]
Look at her index and middle fingers.

And then put your penis in her regardless of what she says.
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/03/2014) [-]
how about them lesbian dicks?
User avatar #11 - thewinkster (08/03/2014) [-]
Still works.
User avatar #6 - envinite (08/03/2014) [-]
"how about them licks"
User avatar #3 - meltdownlol (08/03/2014) [-]
"How about that vag?"
User avatar #2 - moistnuggests (08/03/2014) [-]
Then she's probably not going like them dicks.
#6 - As I said last time this was posted. Both Hulk and Superman ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Villain vs villain +7
User avatar #12 - IamSofaKingdom (08/03/2014) [-]
Hulk is watching, Superman is drinking at the bar. I would guess that the Hulk is probably excited to break arms.
#1 - Mmmmm tastes like Lana 08/03/2014 on whats Lana spelled... +3
#6 - **herpitydorp rolled image ** what i will die fapping to  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on I can relate +49
#32 - Penguinn (08/03/2014) [-]
#5 - Oh my god I ******* hate Smosh. 08/01/2014 on The rock is my hero now... 0
#4 - Could have been amon ymous. you done goofed 08/01/2014 on If Amon was a Tumblr user 0
#7 - add in the mighty mighty bosstones and you have the Ska playli… 08/01/2014 on Relatable. +2
#9 - I'm excited to see that so far all reviews are good 08/01/2014 on So ready for Friday 0
#3 - big brother admin 's college years 07/31/2014 on I bet he´s got a nice view 0
#11 - dat jimmy neutron reference 07/31/2014 on Passing Through 0
#31 - "This is called winter is coming all over you" …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on MILF of dragons 0
User avatar #33 - darkotic (07/31/2014) [-]
I was half expecting the throne to be made of sex toys, just by reading the link name.
#10 - Please tell me funnyjunk isn't this retarded. It's shopp…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on good job paramount 0
#4 - Picture 07/30/2014 on SFW Pizza +101
#5 - Feeding and molesting are totally cool though.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on please dont +2
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/30/2014) [-]
If treat it as a boolean or operator, then if one or more of the conditions are met, the result must occur. For your logic you would have to use an xor operator, where only one of the conditions can be met for the result to occur.
#6 - flyslasher (07/30/2014) [-]
No. If the sign said "Feeding and molesting are not allowed" then you could say "Feeding or molesting are totally cool cool though".

I have to retake a class on this shit.
#130 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Post that one GIF you never... +2
#137 - fandomsexual (07/30/2014) [-]
#280 - Ah thanks I over looked that 07/29/2014 on probability 0
#119 - *happy crow noises* 07/29/2014 on crow asks for water +1
#273 - Why doesn't nightcrawler just poof away?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on probability 0
User avatar #276 - newforomador (07/29/2014) [-]
It looks like there a knife in his stomach, and he can't poof with foreign objects inside him.
User avatar #280 - herpitydorp (07/29/2014) [-]
Ah thanks I over looked that
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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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