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herpitydorp

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Last Login:4/23/2015
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Times Content Favorited:740 times
Total Comments Made:1156
FJ Points:13582
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#213 - I'm gonna try this one more time 02/06/2015 on Attractive FJers, part 3 +5
#854 - thanks dude feelsgoodman 02/06/2015 on More attractive FJers +1
#768 - I never get noticed in these  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2015 on More attractive FJers +5
User avatar #883 - themadcactus (02/06/2015) [-]
You look like that YouTuber who does Paint.
User avatar #837 - tapeworms (02/06/2015) [-]
I noticed you, and so did two other people.
User avatar #854 - herpitydorp (02/06/2015) [-]
thanks dude feelsgoodman
#103 - take this 02/05/2015 on Ron Paul 2016 0
#217 - **herpitydorp used "*roll picture*"** **herpitydorp rolled … 02/02/2015 on Lets play a Game 0
#4 - do they sell jordans?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Black friend went to Puerto... 0
User avatar #5 - officialjg (02/03/2015) [-]
... we sell Jordans, yes.
#17 - for those that haven't seen it 01/31/2015 on Creepy Ocean Creatures 3 +1
#12 - it's Jack SPICER dude. not spider ha 01/30/2015 on Remember ___? +19
#37 - europe has filthy gypsies 01/30/2015 on Dangerous animals +1
#27 - what is that clip from?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2015 on James Franco and Stephen... 0
#34 - anonymous (01/30/2015) [-]
Shadow Of Mordor - Live Action (OFFICIAL) It's pretty amazing
User avatar #61 - newusernam (01/30/2015) [-]
I fucking love Node and Corridor Digital.
#53 - anonymous (01/30/2015) [-]
These orcs look better than the ones in the Hobbit. Peter Jackson should be ashamed
#27 - poor bull lost the fight now he gets his balls eaten 01/30/2015 on fukin noobs +1
#304212 - the time peanutbitter nearly shat himself to death 01/27/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#302903 - a hole is a hole 01/27/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#301910 - Faggots 01/27/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#5033 - I bet you kiss girls faggot. kiss me  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? 0
#5343 - erectopus (01/27/2015) [-]
#2855 - definitely the best picture i have of myself.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2015 on what does FJ look like? +3
#4346 - erectopus (01/26/2015) [-]
User avatar #5033 - herpitydorp (01/26/2015) [-]
I bet you kiss girls faggot. kiss me
#5343 - erectopus (01/27/2015) [-]
#201 - ******* scrotum expansion pak 01/23/2015 on Dong names 0
#1 - In Germany they are one in the same.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/14/2015 on When you have exams coming up +148
#52 - travisthered (01/14/2015) [-]
#15 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (01/14/2015) [-]
After living in Germany for 2 years I beg to differ, the only thing efficient here is there automobile/road system
#28 - kristofe (01/14/2015) [-]
living in germany for about 9 months now and i beg to differ on your statement the school are also efficient and so is the making sure you say nothing politically incorrect
#71 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah those too but I don't have kids so I don't have to see that aspect of their life
#36 - greedtheavaricious (01/14/2015) [-]
Ahh yes, the politically correct bullshit.

Seen Hangover 3 in the cinema. Was the only one who chuckled at the jew joke and got told it's inappropriate.

Faggots.
#67 - imjared (01/14/2015) [-]
you should have said "jews" while chuckling randomly through the movie after that point
User avatar #60 - Shiny (01/14/2015) [-]
So it IS true that Germans have no sense of humor? In America, humor is only really offensive if it's tactless and inept.
User avatar #61 - greedtheavaricious (01/14/2015) [-]
Everyone's so obsessed with being politically correct out of fear that they might be labeled as evil Nazis again.

Then there's me, not giving a fuck. It's funny, I laugh. I don't care if there's a racist joke and a person of that race happens to be in the same room.
User avatar #64 - Shiny (01/14/2015) [-]
Well, to be fair, there are a lot of neo-Nazis in most predominantly white nations, and the idea of a fascist uprising in the US is considered so absurd that it's not even politically incorrect.
User avatar #19 - fonzo (01/14/2015) [-]
Did you work in the bikini industry?
#51 - I was really hoping that the pornstar from Duke would be one o… 01/14/2015 on HAHAHAHAHA OH WOW 0
#7 - Sauce  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Asian Singer +11
#9 - alyssryuzaki (01/12/2015) [-]
holy shit, this kid is good
#4 - doing a lunge and a crunch at the same time would probably loo… 01/11/2015 on Fat People +5
#169 - It's actually nice in a weird way 01/05/2015 on rock hard 0
#13 - fairy bread looks tasty as **** .  [+] (31 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Fairy Bread +155
User avatar #172 - rockamekishiko (01/05/2015) [-]
look very bland to me
User avatar #158 - Lilstow (01/05/2015) [-]
except sprinkles are fucking gross and purely for decoration.

and i know there's gonna be a bunch of fucking faggots who get mad at me for saying this, so i ask you to actually go and fucking eat pure sprinkles. it doesn't taste like fucking anything.
User avatar #153 - wallbuilder (01/05/2015) [-]
It's tastier than it seems like it should be. Like a 5kg weight that somehow weighs 7kg, greater than the sum of it's parts.
The sprinkles are pretty useless on their own but chuck on the bread and they magically make it quite nice.
User avatar #139 - skulldan (01/05/2015) [-]
it IS tasty as fuck
User avatar #135 - tealkangaroo (01/05/2015) [-]
it's so good #1 party food
#130 - tehflamintaco (01/05/2015) [-]
Fairy Bread is the mother fucking shit, I love that shit, It is the Numero Uno snack for parties, fuck your Doritos crap.
#125 - beavertaco (01/05/2015) [-]
not with those shity ass hard sprinkles, fuckin break your teeth
#150 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
they aren't like gobstoppers retard, you must have some fucking shitty teeth
#109 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
It looks disgusting...
User avatar #97 - sinonyx (01/05/2015) [-]
sorry, sprinkles are nasty
User avatar #140 - skulldan (01/05/2015) [-]
its not sprinkles, its hundreds and thousands
#219 - deathcardz (01/05/2015) [-]
And it still tastes like shit, they're ass.
User avatar #233 - skulldan (01/05/2015) [-]
you are ass
User avatar #107 - buddhablazeit (01/05/2015) [-]
Stop
User avatar #65 - hugsta (01/04/2015) [-]
I used to see it all the time in NZ. It's like, the main food at kid's birthday parties.
#115 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
a healthy and well rounded meal. covers all basic food groups: butter, carbs, and sugar
#60 - Aftershock (01/04/2015) [-]
I thought so too when I moved here, but it tasted like shit. It was only after saying so that I learned just how seriously the Australians take their fairy bread...
User avatar #227 - therealtjthemedic (01/05/2015) [-]
Okay, what the actual FUCK? I can kinda understand when people say vegemite tastes bad, that's understandable, but what the FUCK?
#230 - Aftershock (01/05/2015) [-]
I actually think vegemite on toast with butter is pretty tasty Bovril master race Fairy bread on the other hand? Nah son. Gimme your Tim Tams, your wagon wheels, lamingtons, pavlova, any of that good stuff, but keep your nasty ass fairy bread.
User avatar #77 - zaxzwim (01/04/2015) [-]
must have been using to much butter or something, to much butter on those ruin everything
#228 - Aftershock (01/05/2015) [-]
Could've been. The girl that made me one was also well known for having shit-tier tea, with more sugar in the cup than actual tea.
User avatar #229 - zaxzwim (01/05/2015) [-]
you either have to get the right amount of butter or there are some sweetened butter or something that is also delicious
#231 - Aftershock (01/05/2015) [-]
Aight, maybe I should give it another try. I'll be thinking of you when I do though, zaxzwim. You have elected it as your champion, and now your judgement shall be the same as that passed on the fairy bread.
User avatar #232 - zaxzwim (01/05/2015) [-]
just don't get shitty butter
#167 - hammarhead (01/05/2015) [-]
You're full of fucking shit and you know it you little faggot
User avatar #169 - zaxzwim (01/05/2015) [-]
what? no, use to much butter and it makes it taste like shit, unless you use some sort of sweetened butter
User avatar #195 - hammarhead (01/05/2015) [-]
it was a joke about the butter queen betty

man forbseydemon what did I ever do to you
User avatar #198 - zaxzwim (01/05/2015) [-]
i don't know who the butter queen betty is
User avatar #201 - hammarhead (01/05/2015) [-]
That's a portrait of her! Hence the butter blob nipples. She has heart disease. Butter can do that. Well I tried, thanks for you time. You seem nice.
User avatar #206 - zaxzwim (01/05/2015) [-]
that picture is truly horrifying and i had the feeling that was supposed to be her and as do you!
#209 - hammarhead (01/05/2015) [-]
I can't Just leave you like this! Here! A true flame war gif!

And with that, good day sir.
#33 - this is the gayest thing i have seen all day and I got ***… 01/03/2015 on Spiderman X Deadpool, +4
#7 - Sweating is overrated. All Hail winter as best season. 01/01/2015 on How I think this year is... +12

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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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