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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
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#80 - didn't reed richards lift it once or am i just imagining that.…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/30/2014 on Captian America in Age of... +1
#104 - comicexplain (10/30/2014) [-]
Hrm, I don't recall him ever really having the chance. Though, truth be told, I don't believe he'd be worthy. (Though, he might be able to SCIENCE it into working for him. Especially with all those darn Cosmic cubes.)

Sorry for the late reply! First it wouldn't let me log in, then I was hibernating! Cheers!
#15 - Hell yeah 10/30/2014 on It's not a booty. It's THE... +5
#31 - Thich Quang duc Thich Quang Thick wang everytime I… 10/27/2014 on Morbid pictures comp part 4 0
#4 - **** of the girl you're welcome. Amanda Cerny. ha…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Hungry +80
User avatar #28 - notquiteoriginal (10/27/2014) [-]
Okay. That's the type of video that gets potential babies killed for about an hour. Why would you do this? Although those potential babies ain't goin' no where anyways. Cause we're all virgins for life.
User avatar #27 - manofthebach (10/27/2014) [-]
Shes a former playboy bunny. She has an easter themed video of her totally nude. Google it. You're welcome.
#23 - computerlife (10/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - dsgbiohazard (10/27/2014) [-]
Wtf is under her bottom. It looks like she has a pink rug on her crotch/ass.
#17 - themarineelite (10/27/2014) [-]
Sweet Jesus, I'd give you the best fucking high five I could if I could.
User avatar #16 - oceanfrank (10/27/2014) [-]
I dont know why but her tits turn me off super hard.
User avatar #20 - megusters (10/27/2014) [-]
They look like they were baked on.
#10 - anonymous (10/27/2014) [-]
The Valley between her tits are so big, that it wouldnt surprise me to find some redbull motorcross shit going on there,
#8 - godofhorizons (10/27/2014) [-]
I've already done this today
#6 - Digitalphear (10/27/2014) [-]
#5 - platinuminfernape (10/26/2014) [-]
thank
User avatar #7 - thealmightyantler (10/27/2014) [-]
mr skeltal
#15 - You know what I hate seeing while browsing the internet? Cat pictures 10/25/2014 on Things that have never been... +6
#5 - this will be useful for future purposes 10/21/2014 on linepunch +4
#32 - I think I know who did the last one. Hydration is key 10/20/2014 on Some people are pretty good. +3
#19 - The semi truck one made me clench my butthole so tight i could… 10/20/2014 on The first gif says it all 0
#9 - This is a really stark contrast between the 30s dating post I … 10/18/2014 on You have earned my... 0
#2 - I'm gonna be nice to this kid because he seems like the type t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/17/2014 on consequences and shit, yo 0
#3 - anonymous (10/17/2014) [-]
I blame that durn Shadow the Hedgeheg
#14 - Although the whole white privilege thing is stupid I really … 10/17/2014 on Urge to Shoot Self Increases -1
#21 - so is yakisoba like japanese spaghetti?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/17/2014 on penis nips +3
User avatar #45 - emiyashirou (10/17/2014) [-]
To be accurate, soba = noodles made from buckwheat, yaki is an adverb meaning burned/fried. So yakisoba is 'fried buckwheat noodles'.
User avatar #46 - emiyashirou (10/17/2014) [-]
Adjective*, I derped
#27 - anonymous (10/17/2014) [-]
Yes.
#7 - When that friend you were waiting on shows up 10/17/2014 on When you come back from toilet +11
#1 - is that a spaghetti hotdog?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/17/2014 on penis nips +11
User avatar #5 - frenzyhero (10/17/2014) [-]
It's popular to serve yakisoba in a bun.
User avatar #21 - herpitydorp (10/17/2014) [-]
so is yakisoba like japanese spaghetti?
User avatar #45 - emiyashirou (10/17/2014) [-]
To be accurate, soba = noodles made from buckwheat, yaki is an adverb meaning burned/fried. So yakisoba is 'fried buckwheat noodles'.
User avatar #46 - emiyashirou (10/17/2014) [-]
Adjective*, I derped
#27 - anonymous (10/17/2014) [-]
Yes.
#43 - xXCommand0Car0lXx has joined the game 10/16/2014 on Carol +5
#16 - Bearglove Masterrace 10/15/2014 on i likw the wolf and bear 0
#14 - Picture 10/15/2014 on Doggie Issues +27
#17 - still no hulk movie with Mark Ruffalo. tfw … 10/14/2014 on AVENGERS CIVIL WAR IS... +2
#9 - Way to dodge the question entirely, Mr. President.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on The greatest grammar nazi... +13
User avatar #11 - greyhoundfd (10/15/2014) [-]
Actually he didn't. He essentially said "yes" but the rest is all just fluff because people expect politicians to have long and in-depth ideas on various issues.
#12 - anonymous (10/15/2014) [-]
No, he included all the fluff so if anybody called anything out at a later date he could pick four or five things out of it and use it as an excuse.

He could have said yes, he didn't because he's a politician, story over.
User avatar #43 - greyhoundfd (10/16/2014) [-]
Okay, if Bush walked out to the public after September 11th and said "Wow, this really sucks guys" do you think he ever would have been re-elected. Part of being a politician is that you are expected to know and act like someone who is at a greater position. In that respect you can't just say things like "Yes" or "Fuck yeah, space is awesome.", you have to say "yes" and then wrap in this fucking armored shell of "Here's why" so that people can't pick out specific bits to use an example of "Look at this guy, he is ashit".
#25 - #CommandoCarol 10/14/2014 on yiz 0
#7 - I heard this when I saw it  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Macro Photography +3
User avatar #39 - vorarephilia (10/14/2014) [-]
CORN ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

THE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
#15 - I don't mind it. more for me to watch. 10/13/2014 on FJ YOU ALWAYS COME BACK! +1
#10 - thanks! Never watched it is it any good?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on FJ YOU ALWAYS COME BACK! +2
User avatar #13 - drbrainbleach (10/13/2014) [-]
kinda, the problem is it's broken up a lot by filler arcs
User avatar #15 - herpitydorp (10/13/2014) [-]
I don't mind it. more for me to watch.
User avatar #12 - velociraptorein (10/13/2014) [-]
I'd say so.
#8 - what's that gif from it looks cool  [+] (8 new replies) 10/13/2014 on FJ YOU ALWAYS COME BACK! +4
User avatar #11 - velociraptorein (10/13/2014) [-]
Bleach. Ichigo flips the fuck out and turns into a super badass Vasto Lorde Hollow and fires his beam of fuck everything Cero at some bad guy Ulquiorra Not sure of the episode but look up Ichigio vs Ulquiorra and you will probably find it.

be prepared bleach has a lot of talking
User avatar #9 - drbrainbleach (10/13/2014) [-]
bleach
User avatar #14 - velociraptorein (10/13/2014) [-]
You name and comment go scarily good together.
#23 - drbrainbleach (10/13/2014) [-]
i know
User avatar #10 - herpitydorp (10/13/2014) [-]
thanks! Never watched it is it any good?
User avatar #13 - drbrainbleach (10/13/2014) [-]
kinda, the problem is it's broken up a lot by filler arcs
User avatar #15 - herpitydorp (10/13/2014) [-]
I don't mind it. more for me to watch.
User avatar #12 - velociraptorein (10/13/2014) [-]
I'd say so.
#25 - I had this conversation the other day a friend called me out f… 10/11/2014 on Some things can't be taken... +2
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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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