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herpitydorp

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Last Login:4/01/2015
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Content Ranking:#11465
Comment Ranking:#4802
Highest Content Rank:#2044
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Subscribers:5
Content Views:319633
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Total Comments Made:1136
FJ Points:13526
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latest user's comments

#67 - shingeki no pingu 11/02/2013 on Pingu 0
#2 - From the author of the best sellers: People that should be kic… 10/29/2013 on Bout right 0
#6 - sounds like fun 10/11/2013 on Bike Surfing; It's a thing now +9
#35 - this reminded me of this. 10/09/2013 on Dogemon 0
#7 - "May I see your panties?" 10/03/2013 on We must raid an anatomy lab! +1
#5 - 10 minutes for express pizza. that's awesome 09/30/2013 on American... 0
#12 - >black people >reading pick one 09/26/2013 on IHOP -2
#89186 - I will rip out your endocrine system 08/09/2013 on Social Board 0
#89009 - I'm game let's do it as long as we can get a whacky host for the show  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #89013 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
Just the rest of the people in this thread.
They watch us from across the park face palming and shaking their heads and some canned laughter thrown on top every time we pull off one of our hilarious pranklets (small prank).
#89007 - Thanks man! you seem like the kinda guy i could go hide bread…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #89008 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
We'd be the ultimate double act of pranking, we would make a show called "Relatively Terrorised"... I would watch that shit and chuckle
User avatar #89009 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm game let's do it as long as we can get a whacky host for the show
User avatar #89013 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
Just the rest of the people in this thread.
They watch us from across the park face palming and shaking their heads and some canned laughter thrown on top every time we pull off one of our hilarious pranklets (small prank).
#88832 - would watch LOK with 08/08/2013 on Social Board 0
#88821 - *claps 08/08/2013 on Social Board 0
#88819 - don't worry I still love you  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Social Board 0
#88820 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#88821 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
*claps
#88817 - isn't everybody on this damn site  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Social Board +2
#88818 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#88819 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
don't worry I still love you
#88820 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#88821 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
*claps
#88815 - k  [+] (6 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Social Board +1
#88816 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
User avatar #88817 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
isn't everybody on this damn site
#88818 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#88819 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
don't worry I still love you
#88820 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#88821 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
*claps
#88813 - post your face other tell you whether they would punch you,kil…  [+] (144 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Social Board +3
User avatar #89125 - TheseChocodiles (08/09/2013) [-]
wtf arent you unncommon?
#89151 - unncommon (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't look like him?
But I'm flattered that someone would remember me ^.^
User avatar #89118 - rokkarokkaali (08/09/2013) [-]
derpityhurr look at this admin trying to steal your name
User avatar #89082 - alexanderburns (08/08/2013) [-]
You look like Gary Busey.
User avatar #89186 - herpitydorp (08/09/2013) [-]
I will rip out your endocrine system
#89031 - Spoony (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #89109 - Sethorein (08/08/2013) [-]
*obligatory female attention*
#89147 - unncommon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #89148 - Sethorein (08/09/2013) [-]
...?
#89150 - unncommon (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, replied to wrong dude. Fucking Maxthon browser.
User avatar #89154 - Sethorein (08/09/2013) [-]
Oh well then
User avatar #89126 - Spoony (08/09/2013) [-]
You're not obligated to give me attention because I'm a female. The comment said to post your face, so I posted my face.
User avatar #89133 - Sethorein (08/09/2013) [-]
It... it was sarcasm...

Guess I shoulda gone with "ayo bby u wan som fuk?" to really get my cheesy joke across.

That aside, this is the first time you've commented in like a year... uhhh... wussup o.o
#89004 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
Has no one said anything about you yet herpitydorp? You have a good smile, it's good.
I would have a normal conversation with you about TV or the weather lately.
User avatar #89007 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
Thanks man! you seem like the kinda guy i could go hide bread in people's pockets with at the park so they get harassed by geese
User avatar #89008 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
We'd be the ultimate double act of pranking, we would make a show called "Relatively Terrorised"... I would watch that shit and chuckle
User avatar #89009 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm game let's do it as long as we can get a whacky host for the show
User avatar #89013 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
Just the rest of the people in this thread.
They watch us from across the park face palming and shaking their heads and some canned laughter thrown on top every time we pull off one of our hilarious pranklets (small prank).
#88986 - OptimusRhyme (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #89129 - prettypalmtrees (08/09/2013) [-]
I love the waves of your hair
User avatar #89140 - OptimusRhyme (08/09/2013) [-]
aww thank you!
User avatar #89043 - davvi (08/08/2013) [-]
cool username
User avatar #89094 - OptimusRhyme (08/08/2013) [-]
thanks dude!!
User avatar #88992 - wox (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would walk home and open doors for
User avatar #89095 - OptimusRhyme (08/08/2013) [-]
find me a unicorn and we can ride off with it! XD
#88985 - filipnocd (08/08/2013) [-]
What would you do with me?
#88959 - Sethorein (08/08/2013) [-]
This is an entertaining thread... so much desperation in the replies to the QT's

I don't ever take faceshots so have a cropped posed shot...
#88958 - Emers (08/08/2013) [-]
I don't have very many, so enjoy this picture of me and my horse.
User avatar #88966 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
You look great! who's that chick on your back though?
User avatar #88960 - Sethorein (08/08/2013) [-]
you own a horse?! O_O
#88991 - Emers (08/08/2013) [-]
Two, actually.
User avatar #89018 - Sethorein (08/08/2013) [-]
In 2 comments you managed to become cooler in my eyes than like 98% of funnyjunk. Be proud.

Not gonna lie though, this picture looks really odd. You and the horse kinda look overlayed on the background.
User avatar #89512 - Emers (08/12/2013) [-]
Sorry for late reply, was in Moab for the weekend. But the arena was pretty dark at the time, that's why it looks funky. And thank you! Horses are my passion haha
User avatar #89514 - Sethorein (08/12/2013) [-]
What's Moab? Oh, and it's cool that you have a passion that you're actually living through vicariously. You love horses... you got horses! Passion should always be so straightforward!
User avatar #89515 - Emers (08/12/2013) [-]
Oh haha it's a place in southern Utah that a lot of tourist go to. It right by Arches National Park, Zions National Park and such. A lot of people go there to hike, bike, four wheel, or go off roading with vehicles like Jeeps, trucks, Rhinos, and so on. It's a lot of fun! And thank you! I agree, passions should be lived and not forgotten.
User avatar #89516 - Sethorein (08/12/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty awesome. I've always been into nature walks through forests... slightly different from that but eh... both are outdoorsy, right?
User avatar #89702 - Emers (08/14/2013) [-]
I actually go for a trail ride once or twice a week, so I know that feel haha.
User avatar #89705 - Sethorein (08/14/2013) [-]
Colour me surprised. Not every day you meet a funnyjunker with such healthy lifestyle habits.
#89002 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
I wish I could buy two horses...
I mean I wouldn't buy two horses but I'd buy some cool shit with that money I could spend on two horses
#88940 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
Inb4 someone actually says fuck me.
#88924 - loveyameanish (08/08/2013) [-]
I am this.
#88931 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
You've come prepared for some of the users here
#88932 - loveyameanish (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh shi-
#88933 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
Hope you brought your running shoes, fedoras are aerodynamic as fuck
#88934 - loveyameanish (08/08/2013) [-]
Omg. A Father Ted reaction image. Oh wow.
#88936 - ohokay (08/08/2013) [-]
Unfortunatly that's all I've got
Plus the one you just saved thank you
User avatar #88879 - skaffanl (08/08/2013) [-]
Because this is the internet I don't believe any of you.
#88866 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #89086 - gwegw (08/08/2013) [-]
>Cleavage
>Facebook style awful profile picture
Nice attention whoring you got there.
Nice conversation you had with anon.
0/10 seems like a slut.
User avatar #89193 - ariscorp (08/09/2013) [-]
admin much.
#89211 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
White knight much?
If not being attracted to someone whose all IRL's are pretty much "look at ma cleavege" "look at ma ass" and who comments seem slutty "yeah lol I got ma boobs out!" and in your face makes me a fag. Then I'm a fag. Better than going for girls like this. Plus she's underage, have fun jacking off to underage whore-ish images.
#89217 - ariscorp (08/09/2013) [-]
"Better than going for girls like this"
>Internet
>Going for girls
mfw
(p.s anon, i just think your a fag for getting so butthurt over a pic lol, you should see a doctor about the niggerdick lodged deep in your intestines)
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#89141 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
Being attractive makes you an attention whore? Lol okay
#89210 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
Using slutty pictures makes you an attention whore. There was no need for those pictures or that style, a nice picture of a face is ok. That profile picture is slutty, trying to show cleavage is slutty, talking about having breasts hanging out is slutty.

theres being pretty then theres using it to be an attention whore and throwing it in people faces because you're a girl. Either a white knight or the girl. Either way both pathetic.
User avatar #89128 - prettypalmtrees (08/09/2013) [-]
You're allowed to have your own opinion, I see where you're coming from
#88950 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would talk and never say anything sexual ever.
User avatar #88955 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
c:
#88872 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
gurl show them titties
User avatar #88874 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
they're already hanging out lol
#88878 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
true, my chest wouldn't be in a face picture, but im a man
ps show more of them titties gurl
User avatar #88899 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
im underage so no :o
#88908 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
not in my country, lets do this
User avatar #88909 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
sorry but i have to decline ^.^
#88910 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Fine jeez, I guess I'll just have to marry you.
User avatar #88911 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
Yeah sure! c:
#88912 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Wellll I'm anon right now and you wont even know the user who ends up marrying you is this anon, I am so cunning, shit I should make this an incredible sad and beta book
User avatar #88913 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
I bet you're a pretty girl aren't you :3
#88914 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm a hulking handsome man, I'm jacked bitch
User avatar #88916 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
That's no way to talk to your new waifu
#88919 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
I do wat I want slut 420 blaze it fagit u luv it hoe
User avatar #88920 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
Awh <3 :')
#88922 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm like fucking Wordsworth and Hemmingway rolled into one
User avatar #88925 - prettypalmtrees (08/08/2013) [-]
hot
#88863 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #88943 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would play league and chill with.
User avatar #88952 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
xoxox
#88854 - anonmos (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #88942 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 would marry at age 25 if both is single.
User avatar #88987 - anonmos (08/08/2013) [-]
as if you'd still be single
User avatar #88988 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
>Implying I'll ever find any girls ever
User avatar #88989 - anonmos (08/08/2013) [-]
Nigga you know you hot stuff.
#88990 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
#88848 - cheeseblob (08/08/2013) [-]
Guy on the right and im tripping balls.
#88837 - Spikeydeath (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #88995 - fuckya (08/08/2013) [-]
Let's grab a unicorn.
#88873 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
so angry cool man please let me suck your dick
#88834 - jefftheturtle (08/08/2013) [-]
I would not be against a unicorn ride into the sunset with you. I'm not gay or anything, it just sounds epic. also no webcam and too lazy to take a picture with my phone.
User avatar #88946 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
10/10 looks like that goatman thing from Narnia
#89059 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
#88830 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
#88849 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
tits or gtfo
#88850 - corpsedolly has deleted their comment.
#88962 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm forever alone oki!
Fank u 4 dat, med mi so hapi ;'3
Her hav pic of my 4ever alone ass! ;) <3 Sext me l8r!
User avatar #89087 - desdemona (08/08/2013) [-]
mm sx me
#89045 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Is your name Alex?
User avatar #89071 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
No it's not.
User avatar #89038 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
I really love this picture. I can just imagine coming home and seeing you like this.
User avatar #89073 - percioz (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh, I wouldn't mind that!!
User avatar #89090 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha great.
User avatar #89052 - daryldixon (08/08/2013) [-]
fucking cheater
User avatar #89055 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm blocking you.
User avatar #89056 - daryldixon (08/08/2013) [-]
lol i dont give a shit you ugly ass piece of shit
#89081 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #88881 - hashketchum (08/08/2013) [-]
haha my name is Jason
User avatar #89027 - davvi (08/08/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #89101 - hashketchum (08/08/2013) [-]
Autocorrect.
User avatar #88856 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
did you just actually say that
User avatar #88864 - desdemona (08/08/2013) [-]
You can tell there are loads of new people on social
User avatar #88865 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
Thats probably one of me most 9gag statement i've heard this month, not you des, the forever alone one.
#88964 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
This is what I meant..in a weird way.
User avatar #89117 - teoberry (08/09/2013) [-]
make like a tree and fuck off
User avatar #88965 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but, this is even more cancerous, you're like 14 so you're allowed to be i suppose, everyone grows out of it.
User avatar #88967 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
Okay then.
User avatar #88971 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
That's the harsh truth mfraid, rage comics are just so retarded
User avatar #88972 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
Rage comics have been used all over this site. I'm just not even going to argue anymore...
User avatar #88973 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
They used to be popular but they just got so overused they're cancer now
User avatar #89100 - mayormilkman (08/08/2013) [-]
If only that could happen to Tumblr posts soon enough.
User avatar #88974 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
So has the term "it gives me cancer".
User avatar #88976 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
do you even know what the cancer we're talking about here is?
User avatar #88975 - ariscorp (08/08/2013) [-]
exactly
User avatar #88896 - desdemona (08/08/2013) [-]
It makes me die a little inside
User avatar #88835 - jefftheturtle (08/08/2013) [-]
would fight a bear with
#88833 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Aye bby u wanna go for a fedora ride while fondling my neck hair?
User avatar #88832 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
would watch LOK with
#88822 - hashketchum (08/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #89104 - shibe (08/08/2013) [-]
Trapper is an ugly fuck.
User avatar #88823 - misticalz (08/08/2013) [-]
das trapper tho
User avatar #88824 - hashketchum (08/08/2013) [-]
Who?
User avatar #88825 - misticalz (08/08/2013) [-]
infamoustrapper
User avatar #88827 - hashketchum (08/08/2013) [-]
Never heard of him.
#88860 - davvi (08/08/2013) [-]
why do you save infamous' pic if you don't even know who he is?

he's cool
User avatar #88870 - hashketchum (08/08/2013) [-]
S-sorry
User avatar #88927 - davvi (08/08/2013) [-]
dude you've reached a new stage of pathetic. not knowing who infamoustrapper is...
User avatar #89022 - hashketchum (08/08/2013) [-]
If that's what you think davvi... a-alright
User avatar #88826 - misticalz (08/08/2013) [-]
ask davvi
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User avatar #88815 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]






k
#88816 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
User avatar #88817 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
isn't everybody on this damn site
#88818 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#88819 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
don't worry I still love you
#88820 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#88821 - herpitydorp (08/08/2013) [-]
*claps
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#35 - that happened with my oatmeal once 12/23/2012 on fucking roomates +2
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#4 - This put me in the mood for some Dino D-Day. Thanks OP 12/17/2012 on Oh Shizzle.. +1
#3 - the lighting kinda makes the guy look like Obama with his eyes… 12/17/2012 on Fire Dragon +1
#8 - never said it was a big dump 12/12/2012 on 1969 0
#3 - Picture 12/11/2012 on 1969 0
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#1 - Commencing dump of semi related images  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2012 on 1969 +1
#10 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [-]
where would you find more pics like these? theyre fucking hilarious
#4 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
>dump
>2 pictures
User avatar #8 - herpitydorp (12/12/2012) [-]
never said it was a big dump
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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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