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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#14 - My bad guys this is the source ^^ If anyone cares I mean… 12/08/2014 on I made a thing +9
#267 - 2014: " This might hurt a bit." 2015: " A.I… 12/06/2014 on Predicting your sex life! 0
#9 - It's funny because now they can't actually hold hands.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on das gay +4
User avatar #21 - fullpotatomode (12/06/2014) [-]
they got their arms back I'm pretty sure
#44 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
Neither got their actual arms back. Naruto got a living prosthetic, though. Sasuke refused.
User avatar #23 - gcloud (12/06/2014) [-]
pretty sure only Naruto did
#754 - kinda what I expected but still not disappointing 12/04/2014 on Meme Game +1
#43 - dont forget about the time the made the black guy the one who … 12/04/2014 on jokes on the joker 0
#34 - From the title all I could hear was this skelet… 12/03/2014 on nyeaahhhhhhhhh +2
#9 - could have sworn the video was going to be this  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on incase you're feeling down(s) +2
User avatar #28 - InsomniacDreamer (11/28/2014) [-]
Too gender oriented, but one of my favorites XD
#210 - Picture 11/28/2014 on Reaction Image +1
#14 - the referee is just like "oh hell naww i ain't dealing wi… 11/17/2014 on *screams internally* +1
#4 - Charizard been doing mad squats in the second one 11/17/2014 on pokemon alt art +6
#163 - 10-17% this activates dong. fit chicks are my weakness 11/15/2014 on Body fat percent +2
#139 - I'm wearing a robe so am I The Dude? 11/15/2014 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#5 - Stannis the Mannis 11/14/2014 on House Baratheon +9
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on Wallpapers comp +10
#11 - serkwas (11/14/2014) [-]
#2 - What's going through his head *******************…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on Going in for that pussy +3
User avatar #5 - hellomynameisbill (11/14/2014) [-]
hopefully not rocks
#3 - DYNAMIC ENTRY!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on REKT +16
User avatar #4 - thedecodedgamer (11/11/2014) [-]
When I used to play one of the games on the PS2 my cousin would get pissed off if i stacked like 4 Special moves and then just unload them all onto him.
DYNAMIC ENTRY
#39 - Are you ******* kidding me Naruto?!?!?!? All I ev…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on To all the NaruSaku fans +4
#56 - hentaiacc (11/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - kanatana (11/07/2014) [-]
Well... Don't forget about the continuation series coming afterwards next year...
#41 - JuliusC (11/07/2014) [-]
here
#3 - Dammit now we have to wait another ******* year t… 11/03/2014 on the new hellsing abridged... 0
#4 - Picture 11/03/2014 on I hate my provider 0
#8 - As a poor college student this kiills me on the inside and tea… 11/03/2014 on little overcooked (see you... 0
#4 - Presuming he is 70 years old and not accounting for leap years…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2014 on Yahoo Answers #2 +33
#5 - BloodyTurds (11/03/2014) [-]
Now factor in the average size of a 'load' and estimate its approximate weight were it all in one location!
#7 - vorarephilia (11/03/2014) [-]
assuming each load was a teaspoon ( unless he has a super soaker, that should be accurate for testicles that have less than a day to catch up.) that would be 417.381 liters of semen.

HOWEVER, if you have ever jacked off more than once a day you would know that less cum is produced every time. If I had to say how much it was reduced by, i'd go by half each time. therefore:
21,170 teaspoons 1st time overall
10585 teaspoons 2nd time overall
5292.5 teaspoons 3rd time overall
2646.25 teaspoons 4th time overall
grand total of 39693.75 teaspoons of semen
which is equal to:

195.647 liters of semen

the density of semen according to this article www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20668505 is around 1g/ml I could be wrong, I didn't read it very thoroughly.

easy conversion thanks to the metric system, and we cum hue to the conclusion that this dude made roughly 195.647 kilograms (431.328 pounds) of baby gravy in his entire life up to that point.
#17 - House of Cards Season 1 episode 7 11/02/2014 on Addiction +6
#7 - need a banana for scale 10/30/2014 on When you Nutella but she... +2
#26 - does the artist take requests? I have a might need for Ludicol… 10/30/2014 on Pokemon Dinosaurs +1
#46 - not dead just defeated 10/30/2014 on Mjolnir 0
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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
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User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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