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#201 - ******* scrotum expansion pak 01/23/2015 on Dong names 0
#1 - In Germany they are one in the same.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/14/2015 on When you have exams coming up +148
#52 - travisthered (01/14/2015) [-]
#15 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (01/14/2015) [-]
After living in Germany for 2 years I beg to differ, the only thing efficient here is there automobile/road system
#28 - kristofe (01/14/2015) [-]
living in germany for about 9 months now and i beg to differ on your statement the school are also efficient and so is the making sure you say nothing politically incorrect
#71 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (01/14/2015) [-]
Yeah those too but I don't have kids so I don't have to see that aspect of their life
#36 - greedtheavaricious (01/14/2015) [-]
Ahh yes, the politically correct bullshit.

Seen Hangover 3 in the cinema. Was the only one who chuckled at the jew joke and got told it's inappropriate.

Faggots.
#67 - imjared (01/14/2015) [-]
you should have said "jews" while chuckling randomly through the movie after that point
User avatar #60 - Shiny (01/14/2015) [-]
So it IS true that Germans have no sense of humor? In America, humor is only really offensive if it's tactless and inept.
User avatar #61 - greedtheavaricious (01/14/2015) [-]
Everyone's so obsessed with being politically correct out of fear that they might be labeled as evil Nazis again.

Then there's me, not giving a fuck. It's funny, I laugh. I don't care if there's a racist joke and a person of that race happens to be in the same room.
User avatar #64 - Shiny (01/14/2015) [-]
Well, to be fair, there are a lot of neo-Nazis in most predominantly white nations, and the idea of a fascist uprising in the US is considered so absurd that it's not even politically incorrect.
User avatar #19 - fonzo (01/14/2015) [-]
Did you work in the bikini industry?
#51 - I was really hoping that the pornstar from Duke would be one o… 01/14/2015 on HAHAHAHAHA OH WOW 0
#7 - Sauce  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Asian Singer +11
#9 - alyssryuzaki (01/12/2015) [-]
holy shit, this kid is good
#4 - doing a lunge and a crunch at the same time would probably loo… 01/11/2015 on Fat People +5
#169 - It's actually nice in a weird way 01/05/2015 on rock hard 0
#13 - fairy bread looks tasty as **** .  [+] (31 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Fairy Bread +155
User avatar #172 - rockamekishiko (01/05/2015) [-]
look very bland to me
User avatar #158 - Lilstow (01/05/2015) [-]
except sprinkles are fucking gross and purely for decoration.

and i know there's gonna be a bunch of fucking faggots who get mad at me for saying this, so i ask you to actually go and fucking eat pure sprinkles. it doesn't taste like fucking anything.
User avatar #153 - wallbuilder (01/05/2015) [-]
It's tastier than it seems like it should be. Like a 5kg weight that somehow weighs 7kg, greater than the sum of it's parts.
The sprinkles are pretty useless on their own but chuck on the bread and they magically make it quite nice.
User avatar #139 - skulldan (01/05/2015) [-]
it IS tasty as fuck
User avatar #135 - tealkangaroo (01/05/2015) [-]
it's so good #1 party food
#130 - tehflamintaco (01/05/2015) [-]
Fairy Bread is the mother fucking shit, I love that shit, It is the Numero Uno snack for parties, fuck your Doritos crap.
#125 - beavertaco (01/05/2015) [-]
not with those shity ass hard sprinkles, fuckin break your teeth
#150 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
they aren't like gobstoppers retard, you must have some fucking shitty teeth
#109 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
It looks disgusting...
User avatar #97 - sinonyx (01/05/2015) [-]
sorry, sprinkles are nasty
User avatar #140 - skulldan (01/05/2015) [-]
its not sprinkles, its hundreds and thousands
#219 - deathcardz (01/05/2015) [-]
And it still tastes like shit, they're ass.
User avatar #233 - skulldan (01/05/2015) [-]
you are ass
#107 - buddhablazeit (01/05/2015) [-]
Stop
User avatar #65 - hugsta (01/04/2015) [-]
I used to see it all the time in NZ. It's like, the main food at kid's birthday parties.
#115 - anonymous (01/05/2015) [-]
a healthy and well rounded meal. covers all basic food groups: butter, carbs, and sugar
#60 - Aftershock (01/04/2015) [-]
I thought so too when I moved here, but it tasted like shit. It was only after saying so that I learned just how seriously the Australians take their fairy bread...
User avatar #227 - therealtjthemedic (01/05/2015) [-]
Okay, what the actual FUCK? I can kinda understand when people say vegemite tastes bad, that's understandable, but what the FUCK?
#230 - Aftershock (01/05/2015) [-]
I actually think vegemite on toast with butter is pretty tasty Bovril master race Fairy bread on the other hand? Nah son. Gimme your Tim Tams, your wagon wheels, lamingtons, pavlova, any of that good stuff, but keep your nasty ass fairy bread.
User avatar #77 - zaxzwim (01/04/2015) [-]
must have been using to much butter or something, to much butter on those ruin everything
#228 - Aftershock (01/05/2015) [-]
Could've been. The girl that made me one was also well known for having shit-tier tea, with more sugar in the cup than actual tea.
User avatar #229 - zaxzwim (01/05/2015) [-]
you either have to get the right amount of butter or there are some sweetened butter or something that is also delicious
#231 - Aftershock (01/05/2015) [-]
Aight, maybe I should give it another try. I'll be thinking of you when I do though, zaxzwim. You have elected it as your champion, and now your judgement shall be the same as that passed on the fairy bread.
User avatar #232 - zaxzwim (01/05/2015) [-]
just don't get shitty butter
#167 - hammarhead (01/05/2015) [-]
You're full of fucking shit and you know it you little faggot
User avatar #169 - zaxzwim (01/05/2015) [-]
what? no, use to much butter and it makes it taste like shit, unless you use some sort of sweetened butter
User avatar #195 - hammarhead (01/05/2015) [-]
it was a joke about the butter queen betty

man forbseydemon what did I ever do to you
User avatar #198 - zaxzwim (01/05/2015) [-]
i don't know who the butter queen betty is
User avatar #201 - hammarhead (01/05/2015) [-]
That's a portrait of her! Hence the butter blob nipples. She has heart disease. Butter can do that. Well I tried, thanks for you time. You seem nice.
User avatar #206 - zaxzwim (01/05/2015) [-]
that picture is truly horrifying and i had the feeling that was supposed to be her and as do you!
#209 - hammarhead (01/05/2015) [-]
I can't Just leave you like this! Here! A true flame war gif!

And with that, good day sir.
#33 - this is the gayest thing i have seen all day and I got … 01/03/2015 on Spiderman X Deadpool, +4
#7 - Sweating is overrated. All Hail winter as best season. 01/01/2015 on How I think this year is... +12
#7 - I'm confused why is the coffin on all of their shoulders? are …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2015 on RIP Officer Ramos +9
User avatar #9 - necrova (01/02/2015) [-]
I would imagine they use their hands to lower it down, carrying it by only using your shoulders must be a part of the honoring ceremony or something
#24 - I got my first blowjob while watching family guy lol 12/30/2014 on Blowjob +2
#6 - I can picture the guy driving the car yelling " Get a Job…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Nignogs +36
#10 - Oh man!can't wait for next tuesday when the next issue comes out! 12/19/2014 on elgrneognskfgmorowsnrgl +1
#6 - So maybe comicexplain can help. I have read the entire Injusti…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on elgrneognskfgmorowsnrgl +1
User avatar #9 - comicexplain (12/19/2014) [-]
Indeed! That seems to be where things are leading up to - They killed Etrigan's original partner, and it looks like Batman made a deal with him to attacking Supes!

It's fantastic. Absolutely love it.
User avatar #10 - herpitydorp (12/19/2014) [-]
Oh man!can't wait for next tuesday when the next issue comes out!
#25 - yes im trolling shieeettt 12/17/2014 on Just to be clear 0
#21 - where does 11 stand on the grade legend wtf this is terrible  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2014 on Just to be clear +1
User avatar #23 - crownangel (12/17/2014) [-]
I'm hoping you are trolling, this student is in 11th grade.
User avatar #25 - herpitydorp (12/17/2014) [-]
yes im trolling shieeettt
#4 - Thats from FJ2 isn't it 12/14/2014 on I dont know 0
#8 - The end of the prayer reminded me of this glorious movie. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Atheism and Belief 0
User avatar #9 - houseofbrick (12/14/2014) [-]
It's Latin for "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit."
Common ending for prayers.

Source: Catholic upbringing
#11 - I'll take a slice of dat ass 12/13/2014 on Yum +2
#24 - Let go of your heavenly desires. become earth. 12/13/2014 on Kuvira in the latest episode +5
#34 - I'm gonna guess Korra is gonna go all mega spirit like in seas…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Spoilers 0
User avatar #35 - sugoi (12/13/2014) [-]
I'm gunna guess she's going to be completely fucking useless and needs everyone to save her again.
#1142 - Well I guess I'll post on FJ1 now too 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ +2
#14 - My bad guys this is the source ^^ If anyone cares I mean… 12/08/2014 on I made a thing +9
#267 - 2014: " This might hurt a bit." 2015: " A.I… 12/06/2014 on Predicting your sex life! 0
#9 - It's funny because now they can't actually hold hands.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on das gay +4
User avatar #21 - fullpotatomode (12/06/2014) [-]
they got their arms back I'm pretty sure
#44 - anonymous (12/07/2014) [-]
Neither got their actual arms back. Naruto got a living prosthetic, though. Sasuke refused.
User avatar #23 - gcloud (12/06/2014) [-]
pretty sure only Naruto did
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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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