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#100 - Cool. what's your preference? I prefer bouldering myself  [+] (20 new replies) 04/23/2014 on assassin creed irl +1
User avatar #102 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
I like bouldering for the challenge, the puzzle it presents. That's my jam maybe 75% of the time. But I like powering through a good top rope climb once in a while.
User avatar #105 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
Same here except I just stay strong enough so when I can make an outside trip I can enjoy a nice 5.12a on sport then go project a hard boulder problem later.
User avatar #106 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
I hurt my hand on a bad fall a while back, now I seem to have perpetual inflammation in one of my stabilizing ligaments. Crimps hurt like a fucking bitch. I've been stuck at V4 and 5.11 for like 18 months now because of the pain.
User avatar #107 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
damn that sucks. If I had any advice I would say try and avoid closing off crimps whenever possible. I rarely close off my crimps unless its a super hard problem.
User avatar #109 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
believe me, I've tried everything. Even took a break for 6 months. Nothing. Best I can do is stuff some cotton balls between my fingers and C tape them to stabilize the joint, and then avoid crimps. It's bullshit. Physical therapist says no damage, even did an ultrasound on my hand. It's just inflammation but it never goes away.
User avatar #110 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
man that's rough I try to keep good care of my hands so I don't end up like that and so far no problems yet. Just recently sent my first V10 and V11.
User avatar #111 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
nice, dude! it wasn't even a care thing, it was a freak accident. Fell on a boulder problem and just landed a little wrong. Bent my finger juuuuust right. you be aiight though. just remember to warm up your fingers and joints before climbing and use bag balm on your hands after you wash up
User avatar #113 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
yeah one thing I am bad about is using anything to repair my skin. my joints and tendons are fine but my hands are like sand paper
#114 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
best thing in the universe. stinky as hell and a little greasy after you first put it on but ohhhhh man is it good for your skin. i used to rip calluses off all the time, then I started using this stuff and never had a problem. you can get it in any drug store. CVS or whatever.
Weirdly, my dick stopped feeling so chapped once I started using it on my hands
User avatar #159 - fuelnfire (04/23/2014) [-]
OMG That stuff is the shit. Use it fucking tons, even up here in Canada. You ever climb with gloves? I have to use fingerless usually, altho I rarely use gloves for bouldering.
#173 - onderdonk (04/24/2014) [-]
naw man, no gloves for me. i just take care of my skin. i have rappelling gloves I use sometimes if i'm doing a lot of belaying (not lead belaying though, I need to feel the rope) to avoid rope burn, but that's about it.
User avatar #119 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
If I can find it I'll give it a shot some friends of mine swear by Giddy mint balm
User avatar #120 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
i am not familiar with that particular product. i'm originally from the northeast and bag balm is made in Vermont, so maybe it's a regional thing
#121 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
Possibly alot of pro climbers use it so I thought I might give it a shot.
User avatar #123 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
meh. I used to work in a climbing gym, and a lot of "pro climber" stuff is just gear hype and sponsorship. i'd say compare the prices. a tin of bag balm cost around $7 last I recall and has enough to serve an entire gym's worth of people for about 6 months. see how much Giddy costs. I bet it's infinity times more.
User avatar #125 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
Normally I would agree with you. But I actually got to talk to Jimmy Webb during ABS qualifiers and he said he loves it. He may do that just because of the sponsorship but I like to think he really does use it.
User avatar #126 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
that may be, and it doesn't mean it's not great stuff. I just have a sneaking suspicion it's crazy expensive compared to other creative and effective solutions
User avatar #127 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
5 bucks doesn't seem too bad to me. I think I'll give the cheap stuff a try first.
User avatar #130 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
oh it's only 5 bucks? well shit son, why didn't you say that earlier? mail some to me in Holland and let me try it out, if it's that cheap. I can't get shit out here.
User avatar #132 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
I will! they are currently sold out of all the skin care balms unfortunately. Oh and my bad it was 5.95 so it's closer to 6 ish with shipping since I there aren't any distributors I know of around here.
#90 - Comment deleted 04/23/2014 on assassin creed irl 0
#30 - MFW he goes for the dyno. Dyno is short for dynamic move…  [+] (30 new replies) 04/23/2014 on assassin creed irl +19
User avatar #97 - lepotato (04/23/2014) [-]
Did that for few years.
User avatar #63 - arsyro (04/23/2014) [-]
Does Parkour count?
#131 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
no
#90 - herpitydorp has deleted their comment.
User avatar #41 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #100 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
Cool. what's your preference? I prefer bouldering myself
User avatar #102 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
I like bouldering for the challenge, the puzzle it presents. That's my jam maybe 75% of the time. But I like powering through a good top rope climb once in a while.
User avatar #105 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
Same here except I just stay strong enough so when I can make an outside trip I can enjoy a nice 5.12a on sport then go project a hard boulder problem later.
User avatar #106 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
I hurt my hand on a bad fall a while back, now I seem to have perpetual inflammation in one of my stabilizing ligaments. Crimps hurt like a fucking bitch. I've been stuck at V4 and 5.11 for like 18 months now because of the pain.
User avatar #107 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
damn that sucks. If I had any advice I would say try and avoid closing off crimps whenever possible. I rarely close off my crimps unless its a super hard problem.
User avatar #109 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
believe me, I've tried everything. Even took a break for 6 months. Nothing. Best I can do is stuff some cotton balls between my fingers and C tape them to stabilize the joint, and then avoid crimps. It's bullshit. Physical therapist says no damage, even did an ultrasound on my hand. It's just inflammation but it never goes away.
User avatar #110 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
man that's rough I try to keep good care of my hands so I don't end up like that and so far no problems yet. Just recently sent my first V10 and V11.
User avatar #111 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
nice, dude! it wasn't even a care thing, it was a freak accident. Fell on a boulder problem and just landed a little wrong. Bent my finger juuuuust right. you be aiight though. just remember to warm up your fingers and joints before climbing and use bag balm on your hands after you wash up
User avatar #113 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
yeah one thing I am bad about is using anything to repair my skin. my joints and tendons are fine but my hands are like sand paper
#114 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
best thing in the universe. stinky as hell and a little greasy after you first put it on but ohhhhh man is it good for your skin. i used to rip calluses off all the time, then I started using this stuff and never had a problem. you can get it in any drug store. CVS or whatever.
Weirdly, my dick stopped feeling so chapped once I started using it on my hands
User avatar #159 - fuelnfire (04/23/2014) [-]
OMG That stuff is the shit. Use it fucking tons, even up here in Canada. You ever climb with gloves? I have to use fingerless usually, altho I rarely use gloves for bouldering.
#173 - onderdonk (04/24/2014) [-]
naw man, no gloves for me. i just take care of my skin. i have rappelling gloves I use sometimes if i'm doing a lot of belaying (not lead belaying though, I need to feel the rope) to avoid rope burn, but that's about it.
User avatar #119 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
If I can find it I'll give it a shot some friends of mine swear by Giddy mint balm
User avatar #120 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
i am not familiar with that particular product. i'm originally from the northeast and bag balm is made in Vermont, so maybe it's a regional thing
#121 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
Possibly alot of pro climbers use it so I thought I might give it a shot.
User avatar #123 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
meh. I used to work in a climbing gym, and a lot of "pro climber" stuff is just gear hype and sponsorship. i'd say compare the prices. a tin of bag balm cost around $7 last I recall and has enough to serve an entire gym's worth of people for about 6 months. see how much Giddy costs. I bet it's infinity times more.
User avatar #125 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
Normally I would agree with you. But I actually got to talk to Jimmy Webb during ABS qualifiers and he said he loves it. He may do that just because of the sponsorship but I like to think he really does use it.
User avatar #126 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
that may be, and it doesn't mean it's not great stuff. I just have a sneaking suspicion it's crazy expensive compared to other creative and effective solutions
User avatar #127 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
5 bucks doesn't seem too bad to me. I think I'll give the cheap stuff a try first.
User avatar #130 - onderdonk (04/23/2014) [-]
oh it's only 5 bucks? well shit son, why didn't you say that earlier? mail some to me in Holland and let me try it out, if it's that cheap. I can't get shit out here.
User avatar #132 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
I will! they are currently sold out of all the skin care balms unfortunately. Oh and my bad it was 5.95 so it's closer to 6 ish with shipping since I there aren't any distributors I know of around here.
User avatar #59 - Metallicock (04/23/2014) [-]
kinda
User avatar #101 - herpitydorp (04/23/2014) [-]
what do you mean by kinda?
User avatar #167 - Metallicock (04/24/2014) [-]
I like to climb, but have never climbed stuff of the caliber you probably have. I'm probably as close to a beginner as it gets and only do it on occasion
User avatar #168 - herpitydorp (04/24/2014) [-]
well if you have a local gym, at least in my experience, it's super easy to make friends in the bouldering area and such. and having a friend to climb with definitely gets you to go climb more.
#2 - I guess Kony started off with bikes then kids. 04/21/2014 on Determination +5
#40 - yes 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +1
#39 - Thanks! he was hilarious in "Horrible Bosses" 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +1
#34 - posted wrong one earlier. I hope to one day achieve admin's mi…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +2
User avatar #125 - encomiumpilot (04/19/2014) [-]
YOUR VEINS HAVE VEINS.
User avatar #38 - mrsnowballs (04/19/2014) [-]
You either have tiny arms or a huge head.
User avatar #40 - herpitydorp (04/19/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #35 - hektoroftroy (04/19/2014) [-]
you look like a jacked Jason Bateman
User avatar #39 - herpitydorp (04/19/2014) [-]
Thanks! he was hilarious in "Horrible Bosses"
#31 - Comment deleted 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +2
#155 - MFW 9/10 04/19/2014 on Serial Killers 0
#43 - What an apeeling sculpture.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on .45 calibur flintlock banana +3
#89 - apeeling (04/19/2014) [-]
what do you want
#10 - I'll go down with my ship like a man.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Shrek gets Shrecked 0
User avatar #15 - joaomartins (04/17/2014) [-]
Even due I totally disagree with you, I will not thumb you down. Mostly because you are one of the few people on this fucking website that knows how to use that stupid meme
And the Shrek posts aren't for everyone, because some are just discussing and borderline stupid
#11 - Womens Study Major (04/17/2014) [-]
Like a faggot*
#23 - Is that supposed to be a "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" reference?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on old rdj was more fun +1
#26 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2014) [-]
It's a reference to how in the 90's RDJ was in a very bad time in his life. He was plagued with drug addiction and trouble. Did some jailtime too.

Really turned himself around about the time he started acting in Iron Man
User avatar #28 - netzenk (04/16/2014) [-]
Wait. Does that mean that movie-verse Iron Man's backstory and RDJ's backstory are kinda similar?
#33 - scottysglasses (04/16/2014) [-]
never thought of that
#31 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2014) [-]
Indeed it does, young Dipper. Indeed it does. For that matter, they both then rose from their own filthy alcoholic ashes an took the limelight, becoming a hero to people everywhere.
#12 - Ok i wanna try supernatural, at what season should i start? or…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2014 on aaaannnnnddd....Castiel +1
User avatar #24 - firstresponder (04/16/2014) [-]
season 1 is ok.. season 2 is where the show gets really fucking good. seasons 3, 4,5, and 6 are also amazing
#20 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2014) [-]
Start with season 1, but you can skip a few episodes without ruining the overall storyline. But the other seasons you'd probably need to watch every episode
User avatar #17 - makomirocket (04/16/2014) [-]
watch it all, i spent a a week and a half of my 2 week christmas break watching all 9 seasons, and it was most definitely worth the watch
User avatar #16 - fagnut (04/16/2014) [-]
The show sucks dick after season 5 but picks up abit in season 9 imo
#19 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2014) [-]
no it picked up in the latter half of season 8
User avatar #13 - artemisblue (04/16/2014) [-]
definitely season 1. the first few seasons is where most of the real exciting supernatural stuff happens, and where the show sticks most true to it's theme. after that, for some reason, it focuses more on the drama rather than the action. it's still funny, but you kind of get the feeling that the writers forgot what the show was about in the first place.
#9 - I'm pretty sure right before this happened Batman stole Green … 04/12/2014 on Batman is a troll 0
#7 - If you look down on people just because they work in fast food… 04/10/2014 on Insufficient logic, please... +3
#6 - If anyone is curious this is what being a rock climber is like too. 04/07/2014 on Yep. Pretty much. 0
#26 - I heard a comedian say something along the lines of " our… 04/06/2014 on Equivalent Exchange +1
#23 - Explain Tyrannosaurus Reich, I like to believe that Hitler got…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Hello, I am dinoexplain +8
User avatar #229 - profrowan (04/03/2014) [-]
Dinoexplain
#22 - Comment deleted 04/02/2014 on Hello, I am dinoexplain 0
#34 - How to give a good handjob: Step 1: use your mouth  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Tumblr Compilation (Enlarge) +28
User avatar #72 - hipickausername (03/31/2014) [-]
Step 2: don't bite
#39 - Not gonna lie if he were to release L4D3 but all it was was ju… 03/30/2014 on Left 4 Gaben 0
#8 - I really hope there wasn't anyone in the passenger side  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Well... 0
User avatar #13 - vampireinarm (03/27/2014) [-]
nigga he came out of the passenger side, if i had to guess driver is upside down pepsi
User avatar #17 - ocdrawer (03/27/2014) [-]
Possibly got shoved out of the driver seat by the force, he was holding his head for a while so maybe it gave him a nasty smack on the noggin. Unless he is just the passenger then the poor bugger in the driver seat is now human patte.
#405 - >Be me working at unnamed fast food restaurant >cust… 03/25/2014 on Title +8
#76 - It would be so sick though 03/24/2014 on Dream Big +1
#68 - Oh dang thats not too bad for being that close to big wall stu…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2014 on Dream Big 0
User avatar #69 - virusmad (03/24/2014) [-]
Well I hope that you can do that trip bro, I'm still training to do big walls
User avatar #76 - herpitydorp (03/24/2014) [-]
It would be so sick though
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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
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Believe me bro, I do.

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