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#98 - I grew up in flower mound. I go to college somewhere else now …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Is can there be more than even +1
#100 - coconuthat (02/28/2014) [-]
Shhhh just let it happen...

I'll find you

I jk
#103 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
I'm ready
#104 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Muahahaha
#105 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
#106 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Prepare your anus.
#107 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
#108 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
#109 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
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#94 - its about 2 hours away from the Dallas Fort Worth area so its …  [+] (13 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Is can there be more than even 0
User avatar #95 - coconuthat (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh okay! lol I know where you're at now!
User avatar #98 - herpitydorp (02/28/2014) [-]
I grew up in flower mound. I go to college somewhere else now but nice try not raping me
#100 - coconuthat (02/28/2014) [-]
Shhhh just let it happen...

I'll find you

I jk
#103 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
I'm ready
#104 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Muahahaha
#105 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
#106 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Prepare your anus.
#107 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
#108 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
#109 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
#110 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
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#112 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
#54 - Flower Mound,TX *****  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Is can there be more than even +1
User avatar #64 - commontroll (02/28/2014) [-]
What the shit is Flower Mound? More specifically, where?
#41 - it only happens in a remote town near flowermound tx 02/28/2014 on Is can there be more than even +8
#4 - As a Texan I know this is actually true. It's basically ground…  [+] (24 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Is can there be more than even +77
User avatar #89 - batmanbeyonddgrave (02/28/2014) [-]
i know about this date because when i used to live in texas, my siblings went to a elementary school, and their "mascot" was the armadillo, and they celebrated armadillo day...
#70 - kurbeh (02/28/2014) [-]
What the hell is groundhogs day?
#61 - 4chan refugee (02/28/2014) [-]
As a texan living in "The Pass" i have never heard of this fuckery either.
User avatar #56 - coconuthat (02/28/2014) [-]
Im a Texan and never heard of this shit! Im In Midland....Where the fuck is Flowermound? DAMN THIS STATE FOR BEING SO BIG.
User avatar #94 - herpitydorp (02/28/2014) [-]
its about 2 hours away from the Dallas Fort Worth area so its like almost 5 from midland
User avatar #95 - coconuthat (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh okay! lol I know where you're at now!
User avatar #98 - herpitydorp (02/28/2014) [-]
I grew up in flower mound. I go to college somewhere else now but nice try not raping me
#100 - coconuthat (02/28/2014) [-]
Shhhh just let it happen...

I'll find you

I jk
#103 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
I'm ready
#104 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Muahahaha
#105 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
#106 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Prepare your anus.
#107 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
#108 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
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#112 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
#50 - musclemarinade (02/28/2014) [-]
Where the fuck do you live where they have armadillo day? I'm from Houston and I've never heard of it.....
User avatar #54 - herpitydorp (02/28/2014) [-]
Flower Mound,TX nigga
User avatar #64 - commontroll (02/28/2014) [-]
What the shit is Flower Mound? More specifically, where?
#38 - yunghunt (02/28/2014) [-]
As a Texan, I've never heard of this shit.
User avatar #41 - herpitydorp (02/28/2014) [-]
it only happens in a remote town near flowermound tx
User avatar #16 - roflstorm (02/28/2014) [-]
Does the shadow of the armadillio tell you how many more weeks til summer ends?
#201 - All the people saying this isn't a thing just go visit /pol/ t… 02/26/2014 on Americans 0
#28 - dis ***** didn't die of heart attack he just whac… 02/25/2014 on Valentines Day Masacre 0
#25 - jokexplain  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2014 on Dat Ass +3
User avatar #41 - sneleoparden (02/24/2014) [-]
Finland stole the ass of Estonia after Soviet's fall
User avatar #43 - existacne (02/24/2014) [-]
But why no USSR flag in comic then?
#27 - Trumpets will forever be in my heart sopranos 02/23/2014 on Mesmerizing +1
#22 - Ask a guy who is an age out from SCV anything. I played lead s…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2014 on Mesmerizing +1
User avatar #43 - rhinosaureece (07/24/2014) [-]
How do I drum corps on mellophone

No but seriously, I really want to do a corps in the next year or so and I have no idea what kind of techincal prep I need. I bought Phantom's audition packet but it was just lyrical stuff and all the other corps are generally the same.
#26 - OzzyCrow (02/23/2014) [-]
I thought James Gandolfini died
User avatar #27 - herpitydorp (02/23/2014) [-]
Trumpets will forever be in my heart sopranos
#30 - Does anyone know a good torrent for this show? I haven't found any  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Xiaolin Show(d)OWNED +3
#38 - thorseph (02/21/2014) [-]
i wish
#42 - ddylann (02/21/2014) [-]
they got like every episode here
www.watchcartoononline.com/
#22 - I meant the relation to jean claud vandal or whatever 02/19/2014 on jean claud vandal 0
#6 - I don't get it...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/19/2014 on jean claud vandal 0
User avatar #10 - exceeding (02/19/2014) [-]
that guy tried to break a window and got tackled.
User avatar #22 - herpitydorp (02/19/2014) [-]
I meant the relation to jean claud vandal or whatever
#37 - but really the resemblance is pretty clear 02/17/2014 on 10 Crazy Kids who Kill 0
#11 - Graham Young later went on to have a son who was so ashamed of…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on 10 Crazy Kids who Kill +8
#34 - 4chan refugee (02/17/2014) [-]
That's some 1950s noir detective drama right there.

Seriously, though, that's pretty inspiring.
User avatar #37 - herpitydorp (02/17/2014) [-]
but really the resemblance is pretty clear
#22 - >says all right in celebration >other guy that got s…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Number of fuck given 000.00.0% 0
#24 - hatemefunnyjunk (02/17/2014) [-]
Then this happens. But he's somewhat immortal so he can't die with just this..
#27 - grandlordchicken (02/17/2014) [-]
#28 - grandlordchicken (02/17/2014) [-]
#2 - I ******* love the faces James Franco makes  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2014 on Colbert Is The Lord +68
#11 - soloman (02/17/2014) [-]
He looks EXACTLY like my cousin, no joke, who makes almost identical faces.
#116 - 4chan refugee (02/17/2014) [-]
I read somewhere that there are 7 ish people in the world who look exactly like you.
#117 - soloman (02/17/2014) [-]
Yeah I've heard stuff like that before. I guess with billions of people in the world it's bound to happen.
#54 - 4chan refugee (02/17/2014) [-]
Well Franco has face structure which is quite common, considering some minor differencies everyone has
User avatar #38 - saboteurvenom (02/17/2014) [-]
thatsnicehoney.jpeg
#61 - a fellow rock climber? on my funnyjunk? I didn't think those e… 02/15/2014 on nah +1
#20 - Those are some intense vinegar strokes 02/13/2014 on Making faces 0
#131 - Yes I did mean New York city but I meant that because I'm assu… 02/11/2014 on banks +1
#36 - which you are right to some extent but also I can say from per…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/11/2014 on banks +31
User avatar #299 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/11/2014) [-]
I've found that most of the East Coast is like that. I'll stick with the Southwest, at least people are polite here.
#187 - aerosol (02/11/2014) [-]
As spoken in Around the World in 80 Days: "This is what happens when you leave your home. You meet... people!".
#104 - domefige (02/11/2014) [-]
I hope you mean New York City. Everywhere else I've been in NY I live in NY people are generally pretty nice. Although I'm judging by the suburbs and towns, not the cities for the most part.
User avatar #131 - herpitydorp (02/11/2014) [-]
Yes I did mean New York city but I meant that because I'm assuming thats where these interviews were taken.
#103 - demd (02/11/2014) [-]
New Yorker, reporting in. Confirmed, in NYC everyone kinda sucks. Upstate people are nicer, and on Long Island. But generally, you're not getting friendly help from someone in the city unless you're paying them.
User avatar #227 - dirkdigglerr (02/11/2014) [-]
Moved to Staten Island and i must say aside from people watching on the ferry everything else gets boring (im a broke college student) but the people out here are generally dicks. I used to live in North Carolina and i must say the people there are generally much nicer.
User avatar #169 - ICEDgrunge (02/11/2014) [-]
I live on Long Island, and I gotta say the people here can be pretty good.

New York isn't mean, it's just fucking insane. I was walking with a few of my friends to see a band play in Brooklyn, and a couple dudes approached us from the other side of the street, asked if any one us the four of us were named John, we responded 'no', then one of the guys told us that "You guys almost died today" after walking away. Shit is batshit.
#197 - 4chan refugee (02/11/2014) [-]
What part of Long Island do you guys live? I've lived here 22 years and I feel like it's full of grouchy assholes who are pissed off that they've been on the damn island their whole lives. The city is full of a wider variety. And a lot of Long Islanders that work there and are pissed. I can't wait to leave.
#163 - smbiosis (02/11/2014) [-]
I lived upstate the past three years and now I'm in the city. Everybody's an asshole here. Upstate people are awesome, they're hicks, but they're really nice genuine people.
#62 - angelusprimus (02/11/2014) [-]
That's because you are an dude with an american accent.
I have a slavic accent, so I have been told to go back where I came from and stop stealing people's jobs when I asked for directions.
So I'm gonna say that I'm not impressed with southern hospitality myself.
#37 - kanedam (02/11/2014) [-]
seems america has even lower standards at some places...
#9 - WHAT I LEARNED ON FUNNYJUNK IS....??!?!?!?! 02/10/2014 on Harpy Eagle 0
#7 - well they also picked one of the meanest states in America.  [+] (22 new replies) 02/10/2014 on banks +199
User avatar #295 - thepizzadevourer (02/11/2014) [-]
*city

I live in western NY, and the people out here are pretty decent when you can actually find some.
User avatar #235 - RisenLichen (02/11/2014) [-]
meanest city maybe but probably not state
User avatar #115 - FairyGodParents (02/11/2014) [-]
Toronto is more American than Canadian tbh.
#78 - graknab (02/11/2014) [-]
And the nicest Canada in Canada
User avatar #195 - Conquistador (02/11/2014) [-]
>Toronto.
>Nice.
User avatar #24 - citruslord (02/10/2014) [-]
They're really just being honest. Most major banks in the US are complete crooks.
User avatar #81 - hipickausername (02/11/2014) [-]
Found the New Yorker
User avatar #36 - herpitydorp (02/11/2014) [-]
which you are right to some extent but also I can say from personal experience that I have been to New York and if you so much as ask for directions you will get told to "fuck off " this happened to me three separate times there. Maybe I am just used to southern hospitality but that has never happened to me here in Texas nor have I ever done that to someone that has asked me for directions. to each their own I suppose
User avatar #299 - nigeltheoutlaw (02/11/2014) [-]
I've found that most of the East Coast is like that. I'll stick with the Southwest, at least people are polite here.
#187 - aerosol (02/11/2014) [-]
As spoken in Around the World in 80 Days: "This is what happens when you leave your home. You meet... people!".
#104 - domefige (02/11/2014) [-]
I hope you mean New York City. Everywhere else I've been in NY I live in NY people are generally pretty nice. Although I'm judging by the suburbs and towns, not the cities for the most part.
User avatar #131 - herpitydorp (02/11/2014) [-]
Yes I did mean New York city but I meant that because I'm assuming thats where these interviews were taken.
#103 - demd (02/11/2014) [-]
New Yorker, reporting in. Confirmed, in NYC everyone kinda sucks. Upstate people are nicer, and on Long Island. But generally, you're not getting friendly help from someone in the city unless you're paying them.
User avatar #227 - dirkdigglerr (02/11/2014) [-]
Moved to Staten Island and i must say aside from people watching on the ferry everything else gets boring (im a broke college student) but the people out here are generally dicks. I used to live in North Carolina and i must say the people there are generally much nicer.
User avatar #169 - ICEDgrunge (02/11/2014) [-]
I live on Long Island, and I gotta say the people here can be pretty good.

New York isn't mean, it's just fucking insane. I was walking with a few of my friends to see a band play in Brooklyn, and a couple dudes approached us from the other side of the street, asked if any one us the four of us were named John, we responded 'no', then one of the guys told us that "You guys almost died today" after walking away. Shit is batshit.
#197 - 4chan refugee (02/11/2014) [-]
What part of Long Island do you guys live? I've lived here 22 years and I feel like it's full of grouchy assholes who are pissed off that they've been on the damn island their whole lives. The city is full of a wider variety. And a lot of Long Islanders that work there and are pissed. I can't wait to leave.
#163 - smbiosis (02/11/2014) [-]
I lived upstate the past three years and now I'm in the city. Everybody's an asshole here. Upstate people are awesome, they're hicks, but they're really nice genuine people.
#62 - angelusprimus (02/11/2014) [-]
That's because you are an dude with an american accent.
I have a slavic accent, so I have been told to go back where I came from and stop stealing people's jobs when I asked for directions.
So I'm gonna say that I'm not impressed with southern hospitality myself.
#37 - kanedam (02/11/2014) [-]
seems america has even lower standards at some places...
User avatar #15 - jremzthedragon (02/10/2014) [-]
To be fair, Toronto is comparatively meaner than most major cities in Canada
#202 - 4chan refugee (02/11/2014) [-]
Edmonton is pretty rude
User avatar #13 - nsali (02/10/2014) [-]
i dont think it would matter where in the US they choose to ask that question
#14 - look at that cumfetti in the fourthpanel 02/10/2014 on Orgasms, how do they feel... 0
#11 - Thanks my bad 02/06/2014 on This is not the gorilla you... 0
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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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