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#108354 - someone chat with me I have no FJ friends.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2014 on Social Board 0
User avatar #108355 - alucord (03/23/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #108356 - herpitydorp (03/23/2014) [-]
whats happening bro?
User avatar #108357 - alucord (03/23/2014) [-]
did you get the instant message
#11 - *blackflip 03/20/2014 on backflip +7
#1586 - *butt no homo 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +2
#1519 - FJ circlejerk? count me in!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +6
User avatar #1761 - murraysnoopy (03/18/2014) [-]
Yummm
#1574 - beerbearbeard (03/18/2014) [-]
i would totally do you
But no homo
User avatar #1586 - herpitydorp (03/18/2014) [-]
*butt no homo
#200 - Really the same goes for any state the dumbest people from eac…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on booo +2
#204 - webhead (03/17/2014) [-]
True. Stereotypes blow.
#191 - Login and say it like a man  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on booo +1
#197 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
i am logged, in, just not gonna get thumb-nuked for saying what everyone thinks instead of being politically correct and saying "b-b-but not just texans are dumb"
#183 - to be fair Waco has a gigantic concentration of *******…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/17/2014 on booo +9
#196 - webhead (03/17/2014) [-]
I'm fucking awful at commenting 'cause I always seem to put my foot in my mouth, but I think Texas is a pretty intelligent state. We just happen to have a lot of rednecks, hoodrats, and "thugs". That think they are smarter than everyone else. I've lived in Texas my whole life though so it's a bit biased.
User avatar #200 - herpitydorp (03/17/2014) [-]
Really the same goes for any state the dumbest people from each state are often the most represented on tv and other media
#204 - webhead (03/17/2014) [-]
True. Stereotypes blow.
User avatar #199 - Shiny (03/17/2014) [-]
If your state is intelligent except for the vast population of rednecks, it's not intelligent.
#202 - webhead (03/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough, except it's not overwhelming we also have NASA in Houston and we have very professional people as well. It's not fair to judge the whole state because there are people who are making ignorant calls on something they don't know.
User avatar #221 - themasonrocks (03/17/2014) [-]
Houston sucks all around (Other than NASA)
#190 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
it's only 20% black. even ghetto niggers know the moon reflects the sun, your shit state is so inbred that it has more chromosomes than oil
#194 - psychadelicsnake (03/17/2014) [-]
I will shoot you for that
#191 - herpitydorp (03/17/2014) [-]
Login and say it like a man
#197 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
i am logged, in, just not gonna get thumb-nuked for saying what everyone thinks instead of being politically correct and saying "b-b-but not just texans are dumb"
User avatar #186 - mrfartypants (03/17/2014) [-]
shoes from texes are dumb
#7 - Former? how ******* good is the new guy? 03/17/2014 on Definitely not a parrot 0
#76 - This is alright just don't try and bring back ******* … 03/17/2014 on ANOTHER FUCKING TUMBLR POST 0
#4 - I'll shoot you for that!!! Texans rejoice with shiner, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on United States of Polandball +6
#19 - anonymous (03/10/2014) [-]
CAN I GET A YEEEEHAW
#6 - I guess this would be a good place to ask. Anyone know when e…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on Multiverse 0
#7 - anonymous (03/09/2014) [-]
March 15th apprentlly
#13 - purr itos 03/09/2014 on I don't even know what that... +6
#1 - *asstronaut 03/09/2014 on Yes, son. +59
#11 - I don't have a problem with vegetarians. A friend of mine just…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on more meat for me +1
#31 - mca (03/08/2014) [-]
My parents are vegans. They cooked meat for me and my sister for the 18 years i lived in their house, and at no point did they push their beliefs onto us. Judging someone by their eating habits is a pitiful waste of your own time and makes you, in my eyes, look just as bad as the "bunch of cunts" the vegans who do ram their beliefs down others' throats .
#190 - besides gettin swole and being our leader. what other killer h… 03/07/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#52 - I need the sauce on this video I haven't seen I need it for ..… 03/04/2014 on get it? GET IT?! 0
#62 - " ***************** RECRUIT, YOU NEED TO EAT …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2014 on haha +51
User avatar #90 - thempc (03/04/2014) [-]
i generally assume that every DI or DS sounds exactly like him
User avatar #75 - cocainecowboy (03/04/2014) [-]
yes indeed i did
User avatar #67 - atrocitustheking (03/04/2014) [-]
You bet your sweet-candy ass I did.
#23 - **herpitydorp rolled user xerros ** 03/01/2014 on Genie Sex +1
#111 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Is can there be more than even 0
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#109 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Is can there be more than even +1
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#107 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Is can there be more than even 0
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#105 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Is can there be more than even 0
#106 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Prepare your anus.
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#103 - I'm ready  [+] (9 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Is can there be more than even 0
#104 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Muahahaha
#105 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
#106 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Prepare your anus.
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#98 - I grew up in flower mound. I go to college somewhere else now …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Is can there be more than even +1
#100 - coconuthat (02/28/2014) [-]
Shhhh just let it happen...

I'll find you

I jk
#103 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
I'm ready
#104 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Muahahaha
#105 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
#106 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Prepare your anus.
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#94 - its about 2 hours away from the Dallas Fort Worth area so its …  [+] (13 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Is can there be more than even 0
User avatar #95 - coconuthat (02/28/2014) [-]
Oh okay! lol I know where you're at now!
User avatar #98 - herpitydorp (02/28/2014) [-]
I grew up in flower mound. I go to college somewhere else now but nice try not raping me
#100 - coconuthat (02/28/2014) [-]
Shhhh just let it happen...

I'll find you

I jk
#103 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
I'm ready
#104 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Muahahaha
#105 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
#106 - coconuthat (03/01/2014) [-]
Prepare your anus.
#107 - herpitydorp (03/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
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User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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