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herpitydorp

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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Last Login:4/27/2015
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Comment Ranking:#7284
Highest Content Rank:#2044
Highest Comment Rank:#938
Content Thumbs: 6032 total,  6763 ,  731
Comment Thumbs: 9211 total,  9547 ,  336
Content Level Progress: 3% (3/100)
Level 157 Content: Faptastic → Level 158 Content: Faptastic
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Level 278 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 279 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:5
Content Views:319809
Times Content Favorited:740 times
Total Comments Made:1157
FJ Points:13584
Favorite Tags: derp (2)

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#62 - probably felt a bit like stroking a rotten banana 08/07/2014 on I love bananas +2
#7 - This kid already did  [+] (22 new replies) 08/06/2014 on I love bananas +176
#85 - fefe (08/07/2014) [-]
42= the meaning of life. Wanking is the meaning of life.
User avatar #84 - hopporto (08/07/2014) [-]
An hero.
#79 - kaboomz (08/07/2014) [-]
i fapped 7 times in a row once
didnt get a boner for 2 days
never again
i thought my dick was broken or something

RIP in piece fellow masturbator
#80 - fefe (08/07/2014) [-]
13 times in 15 minutes. Casual.
#81 - kaboomz (08/07/2014) [-]
you came 13 times in 15 minutes?
nigga you a top percentage masturbator
#82 - fefe (08/07/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say I "came" the last 5 times, but I did climax.
User avatar #68 - intexuz (08/07/2014) [-]
amateur mistake
User avatar #61 - jukuku (08/07/2014) [-]
Can you imagine how much his dick hurt?
User avatar #62 - herpitydorp (08/07/2014) [-]
probably felt a bit like stroking a rotten banana
#43 - midothegreat (08/07/2014) [-]
I'm hoping to kill someone tonight
#89 - zenler (08/07/2014) [-]
#58 - thesunpraiser (08/07/2014) [-]
#47 - zenler (08/07/2014) [-]
whoa sacue? for science man
#48 - midothegreat (08/07/2014) [-]
Ai Shinozaki
#94 - chrispoot (08/07/2014) [-]
Hot damn!
#49 - zenler (08/07/2014) [-]
whoaaa niice!
#22 - themassivefail (08/07/2014) [-]
Real question is, who the fuck counted?
User avatar #36 - spceinvdr (08/07/2014) [-]
he put tallies on his dick in marker
#18 - datstalkerdoe (08/07/2014) [-]
Only 42? Pleb.
Seriously though, why would you masturbate 42 times in one night. Does it even feel good? I mean, you`re gonna need a fucking icepack after like the 20th time. Probably came blood towards the end aswell. Jesus Christ.
User avatar #55 - sociocat (08/07/2014) [-]
my dick hurts when i get an erection after i fap once
so im never gonna do that
#13 - Darianvincent (08/06/2014) [-]
Fucking casual.
#10 - netflixguy (08/06/2014) [-]
#32 - I now have a mighty need for Nikolaj Coster-Waldau to play boo… 08/06/2014 on Booker Fits Into Any Game... +7
#56 - MFW I had no strong feelings about this post.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on This brings tears to my... +107
#141 - swagasauruss (08/06/2014) [-]
#22 - **herpitydorp rolled image ** what she saw 08/05/2014 on What did she see? 0
#5 - Picture 08/05/2014 on Fake it until you make it +45
#59 - the content never says anywhere that the photographer is a guy…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on From now, 9gag is dead to me.. 0
#189 - fefe (08/05/2014) [-]
your point?
#171 - **** 08/05/2014 on Well... shit 0
#12 - nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later… 08/05/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
#10 - I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It'…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
User avatar #11 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#8 - what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
User avatar #9 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#6 - pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/05/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
User avatar #7 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#4 - Buenos Dias senor  [+] (8 new replies) 08/04/2014 on herpitydorp's profile 0
User avatar #5 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 - ultimateasshole (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#7 - *happy owl noises*  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on (untitled) +4
#10 - nargogh (08/04/2014) [-]
Huur huur!
#12 - and that one result is still a false claim. this **** m…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/04/2014 on "logic" and "evidence" and... +84
#25 - fefe (08/04/2014) [-]
That fat faggot is an ugly little shit.
#128 - furiousmarshmellow (08/04/2014) [-]
You would dare mock the almighty Jontron?

TO HELL WITH YOU.
User avatar #31 - dangerbearr (08/04/2014) [-]
No, anon, no. Listen here.
I would fuck the shit out of Jontron.
Get your shit in line.
User avatar #152 - garymotherfingoak (08/04/2014) [-]
you too?
User avatar #81 - thebluspyeatspie (08/04/2014) [-]
Second.
#30 - putindispencerhere (08/04/2014) [-]
You dare take the lord Jontron name in vain? I warn you, there are dire consequences!
#27 - I hope they do an Avengers and Guardians team up. **** … 08/04/2014 on Avengers 3 +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 08/03/2014 on lol +63
User avatar #18 - sitchblappings (08/03/2014) [-]
Look at her index and middle fingers.

And then put your penis in her regardless of what she says.
#13 - fefe (08/03/2014) [-]
how about them lesbian dicks?
User avatar #11 - thewinkster (08/03/2014) [-]
Still works.
User avatar #6 - envinite (08/03/2014) [-]
"how about them licks"
User avatar #3 - meltdownlol (08/03/2014) [-]
"How about that vag?"
User avatar #2 - moistnuggests (08/03/2014) [-]
Then she's probably not going like them dicks.
#6 - As I said last time this was posted. Both Hulk and Superman ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Villain vs villain +7
User avatar #12 - IamSofaKingdom (08/03/2014) [-]
Hulk is watching, Superman is drinking at the bar. I would guess that the Hulk is probably excited to break arms.
#1 - Mmmmm tastes like Lana 08/03/2014 on whats Lana spelled... +3
#6 - **herpitydorp rolled image ** what i will die fapping to  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on I can relate +49
#32 - Penguinn (08/03/2014) [-]
#5 - Oh my god I ******* hate Smosh. 08/01/2014 on The rock is my hero now... 0
#4 - Could have been amon ymous. you done goofed 08/01/2014 on If Amon was a Tumblr user 0
#7 - add in the mighty mighty bosstones and you have the Ska playli… 08/01/2014 on Relatable. +2
#9 - I'm excited to see that so far all reviews are good 08/01/2014 on So ready for Friday 0
#3 - big brother admin 's college years 07/31/2014 on I bet he´s got a nice view 0

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User avatar #13 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
What's it like working at In-n-Out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a great place to work at but same problems as any food service job I suppose, the occasional angry customer. but In N Out actually pays quite well for a food service job
#15 to #14 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
I eat there all the time. They have one right across the street from my job. Animal style all the food!!!
User avatar #16 to #15 - herpitydorp (09/17/2014) [-]
yep what i like most is that I really get along with all my coworkers/managers really well and hang out with them outside of work too. they are all super chill
#17 to #16 - evanomicfour (09/17/2014) [-]
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities.  .gif unrelated
That's good man. Great relationships open up better opportunities. .gif unrelated
User avatar #3 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #4 to #3 - herpitydorp (08/04/2014) [-]
Buenos Dias senor
User avatar #5 to #4 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
How are you doing?
User avatar #6 to #5 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
pretty good sitting at home after work. browsing funnyjunk and listening to some tunes. how about you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Same, expect im getting drunk as well.

User avatar #8 to #7 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
what are you listening to man? and I'm probably gonna bust out some liquor in a little bit
User avatar #9 to #8 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Eminems newest album, also alcohol is good im just drinking beer.
What are you planning on drinking?
User avatar #10 to #9 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm listening to Kanye West's first Album college dropout. It's pretty dope. I have some spiced rum that I like might have some of that later.
User avatar #11 to #10 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
Nice
You have a wonderful time. Im gonna head outside for a bit and silently judge the neighbors for a bit.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herpitydorp (08/05/2014) [-]
nice man I'll be here for awhile but maybe some gym time later before liquor
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - fentom (05/09/2012) [-]
Believe me bro, I do.

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