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Date Signed Up:5/20/2011
Last Login:9/01/2014
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#152 - Just worth noting Canada's sticks out from the rest. 10/27/2012 on CANADA 0
#122 - Canada has impressive special forces, and we have crazy sniper…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2012 on CANADA +7
#149 - Krathalos (10/27/2012) [-]
every country with a legitimate military has crazy sniper training
User avatar #152 - herpi (10/27/2012) [-]
Just worth noting Canada's sticks out from the rest.
#384 - **** man, Hanks is getting old... :( 10/24/2012 on Good Guy Celebrities... Feels! +8
#18 - Picture 10/21/2012 on Rape 0
#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Rape -1
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#2 - douche button 10/17/2012 on The cool button +20
#6 - It's probably chocolate without cocoa, that's what kills them. 10/12/2012 on Chocolate? BUT I AM ON A... 0
#12 - I didn't say that once it goes up to 41 stories they die. … 10/10/2012 on How to get views 0
#10 - It takes the cat about 5 stories to reach terminal velocity, a…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on How to get views 0
User avatar #11 - anonythegame (10/10/2012) [-]
-1 story is about 10 feet
-40 stories
-40x10=400
-so 400 feet
-400<500
-arguement is invalid
User avatar #12 - herpi (10/10/2012) [-]
I didn't say that once it goes up to 41 stories they die.

And also, a story can vary.
#8 - Once the fall becomes a certain height, the cat has time to re…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2012 on How to get views 0
User avatar #9 - loganmadder (10/10/2012) [-]
God damn, a five hundred foot fall, and virtually no harm, except all of your ribs are broken.

I doubt it.
User avatar #10 - herpi (10/10/2012) [-]
It takes the cat about 5 stories to reach terminal velocity, and once it does it will flatten itself out and start doing, basically what a flying squirrel does. There has been a bunch of recorded stories where cats have survived up to 40 stories, barely injured.
User avatar #11 - anonythegame (10/10/2012) [-]
-1 story is about 10 feet
-40 stories
-40x10=400
-so 400 feet
-400<500
-arguement is invalid
User avatar #12 - herpi (10/10/2012) [-]
I didn't say that once it goes up to 41 stories they die.

And also, a story can vary.
#4 - I used to try and stick my little wiener in the faucet.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Bath Nostalgia 0
#5 - MountainDewMe (10/10/2012) [-]
I thought I was the only one..
#6 - The cat wouldn't be hurt.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/10/2012 on How to get views 0
User avatar #7 - loganmadder (10/10/2012) [-]
Really now? Five hundred feet?|

I'm not very smart when it comes to cats, so please explain
User avatar #8 - herpi (10/10/2012) [-]
Once the fall becomes a certain height, the cat has time to realize which way is up or down, and spreads its limbs out and absorbs the impact with its ribs. Takes virtually no harm.
User avatar #9 - loganmadder (10/10/2012) [-]
God damn, a five hundred foot fall, and virtually no harm, except all of your ribs are broken.

I doubt it.
User avatar #10 - herpi (10/10/2012) [-]
It takes the cat about 5 stories to reach terminal velocity, and once it does it will flatten itself out and start doing, basically what a flying squirrel does. There has been a bunch of recorded stories where cats have survived up to 40 stories, barely injured.
User avatar #11 - anonythegame (10/10/2012) [-]
-1 story is about 10 feet
-40 stories
-40x10=400
-so 400 feet
-400<500
-arguement is invalid
User avatar #12 - herpi (10/10/2012) [-]
I didn't say that once it goes up to 41 stories they die.

And also, a story can vary.
#28 - Anyone else find it really ******* hot when girls…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on What would you pick? +1
#31 - albiwankenobi (01/03/2013) [-]
I oddly find the old-fashioned waist-high jeans and skirts to be bloody hot.
#19 - ****** wrong with his ear  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2012 on Greed 0
#20 - Yesitsme has deleted their comment.
#410 - Comment deleted 10/04/2012 on NIGGAS BE TRIPPING +2
#210 - Now watch as i hold this mother ****** in my bare hand. 10/04/2012 on NOPENOPENOPE +2
#49 - Yeah i guess. **** i'm stupid. 10/01/2012 on yesterday 0
#45 - Come on man... Just broke up with my girlfriend a couple of da…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2012 on yesterday 0
#47 - lastsamurai (10/01/2012) [-]
You could've skipped... BUT NOOOO

User avatar #49 - herpi (10/01/2012) [-]
Yeah i guess.

Fuck i'm stupid.
#9 - Comment deleted 09/29/2012 on This was my immediate... +6
#954 - Hjejamon. 09/28/2012 on Digimon name 0
#8 - I never got why the USA bragged about freedom. plenty of other…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/27/2012 on pizza +2
#26 - chiefrunnyjeans (09/27/2012) [-]
We have the most freedom
#25 - simonsayz (09/27/2012) [-]
hope this explains some
#16 - anonymous (09/27/2012) [-]
Well the US was founded mainly because of religious freedom. So people came overseas in a search for freedom. Many countries cannot speak out about the leaders or government in public, but Americans can, giving us freedom of speech. Now i know that almost all of Europe is the same way as America, but almost none of the countries in Europe were not founded the same way as America, and did not get as much publicity. Since the founding, America has been called the Land of the Free, referring to religious freedom. Land of the Free is what i think pretty much sparked people to say were FREE, because we are free in generally almost every way. In case nobody knows, yes, the phrase "Land of the Free" has been said since the first settlers arrived in America from European countries.
#11 - zackmorris (09/27/2012) [-]
QUIET YOU COMMUNIST!
#17 - tellybear (09/27/2012) [-]
And also freedom...
User avatar #9 - HarvietheDinkle (09/27/2012) [-]
it's the 9/11 mob mentality that's being stereotyped. It was common in 2001 but died out except in the very rural south by 2005 or so. Now we're (mostly) back to normal.

It wasn't really like this before 2001.
#19 - lostwoodskid (09/27/2012) [-]
What the hell it's been like this forever.
#4 - I don't get this whole Apple maps thing, anyone care to explain? 09/25/2012 on Apple maps +2
#43 - As a black guy, my opinion is the same as yours. I 09/19/2012 on Facebook Sluts 0
#133 - I don't see the point of the demotivational words under it. … 09/12/2012 on Ringo +10
#32 - Isn't that pretty average for a mountain goat? 09/11/2012 on Oh, God +5

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