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herodan    

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herodan Avatar Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Playstation 2, Playstation, Wii, Nintendo DS, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Fable 2& 3, Skyrim, Black Ops 2, COD Ghosts, Minecraft, GTA V
X-box Gamertag: AverageDan
Interests: Gaming, Partying, Rugby, Singing
Date Signed Up:11/07/2011
Last Login:8/22/2014
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1777
Comment Ranking:#21183
Highest Content Rank:#1037
Highest Comment Rank:#1854
Content Thumbs: 8674 total,  10016 ,  1342
Comment Thumbs: 2816 total,  3499 ,  683
Content Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:7
Content Views:220543
Times Content Favorited:685 times
Total Comments Made:996
FJ Points:9229
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#9 - Comment deleted 08/10/2013 on Patrice O'Neal 0
#7 - does anybody else have that, like little spots on their dick? …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/07/2013 on nignognagnug +4
User avatar #67 - thempc (08/08/2013) [-]
for some reason all i got out of this was "spotted dick" which i believe is some sort of english dessert dish
User avatar #55 - explosiveatomic (08/08/2013) [-]
i know what you have. dont know what it is called but i have it as well. i asked my doctor and showed my doctor and my doctor said itll go away in time. theyre like black heads. he said to moisturize, keep it clean. and take a nice hot BATH ( not shower) every once in a while. and itll help go away in time. .... he also said not to touch yourself if your hands are dirty
User avatar #38 - weinerdick (08/08/2013) [-]
I have like a tiny freckle on my dick
#21 - anonymous (08/07/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if this is what I have or not... I think (and hope it is, because I'm a virgin) that it is, but it doesn't well... seem right...
User avatar #16 - lazybrainz (08/07/2013) [-]
For years i thought my dick was fucked up or something. Thankyou, i will remember this until my last breath leaves my body.
User avatar #13 - ImsoObvious (08/07/2013) [-]
if youre talking about oil glands, then yeah everyone has them and they go away as you become older
User avatar #11 - screaming (08/07/2013) [-]
It's apparently quite common, according to Wikipedia, and is not harmless and is of cosmetic concern only (meaning you probably shouldn't as it's natural, but you can get treatment to get rid of it).
#9 - alienfreak (08/07/2013) [-]
I have it. I usually just put it in the condom before they can see it. Unfortunately I've never been blown before because I too self conscious about the spots.
User avatar #31 - pandafucker (08/08/2013) [-]
hp;y shit i thought in was alone with that statement. if that makes any sense
#80 - alienfreak (08/17/2013) [-]
Nah bro, it makes sense. I feel weird at times, I really don't want them to think I have like herpes or something. It sucks to have this shit...
#8 - screaming (08/07/2013) [-]
Huh. That sounded familiar, so I searched it and turns out my junk isn't as weird as I thought. Thanks for this; have a gif.
#116 - every other **** girl is ugly but your like the o… 08/05/2013 on kkkali's profile 0
#5 - its not the weight hes struggling to pull up, its the weight o… 08/02/2013 on Alpha level: Over 9000 +19
#4 - hes got some big feet! you know what that means.....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Or a Final Fantasy +1
User avatar #6 - bbboy (07/27/2013) [-]
a tumor?
#7167 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +12
#4 - i need the pictures for...........erm........proof? yeah proof!  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Grandma Montgomery +4
#13 - StinkyCheese (07/03/2013) [-]
"Proof."
#8 - cooldudexy (07/03/2013) [-]
#16 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [-]
why do i find this so funny
User avatar #7 - usernamecannotload (07/03/2013) [-]
I read that in Beavis's voice
#65 - haha i reckon you'll reach #1 soon because of how many thumbs …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Smile when you meet somebody 0
#74 - tragono (06/29/2013) [-]
And now I'm at #1
#56 - wow already in the top 10 with 17 hours to go, and on my comme…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Smile when you meet somebody 0
User avatar #57 - tragono (06/29/2013) [-]
I honestly have no idea why it got thumbed up so much. The joke's been made before, and multiple times.
Awell, I'm not comlaining. My ego is absorbing this moment.
User avatar #65 - herodan (06/29/2013) [-]
haha i reckon you'll reach #1 soon because of how many thumbs you have already and how much time left too though
#74 - tragono (06/29/2013) [-]
And now I'm at #1
#12 - what site is this?  [+] (23 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Smile when you meet somebody +55
User avatar #84 - Dap (06/30/2013) [-]
Omegle.

The guy is mrtehcnicaldifficult (Kyle) from youtube. His videos are pretty funny, he has over a million subscribers too.
User avatar #83 - theturkeyburger (06/30/2013) [-]
Please don't turn awaaaaaaaaaay on frieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeends, please don't turn your cheek agaaaaain (What you wanna do today?) DUNUNUN, DUNUNUN
#82 - anothereposter has deleted their comment.
User avatar #79 - bushingenna (06/30/2013) [-]
yea its just cr


that guy posts hundreds of cr vids on youtube
User avatar #77 - fillelindome (06/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #71 - danniegurl (06/29/2013) [-]
youtube.
mrtechnicaldifficult (NOT difficulty, difficult)
#27 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
Battletoads
User avatar #23 - gotbannedicusvile (06/29/2013) [-]
chat roulette. and its mr. technical difficulty
User avatar #15 - tragono (06/29/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk.
User avatar #81 - bonjangles (06/30/2013) [-]
I had to thumb this just because of how obviously awesome this comment is.
User avatar #87 - bonjangles (06/30/2013) [-]
*sarcasm*
User avatar #85 - smeedwoker (06/30/2013) [-]
I had to thumb this down just because of how obviously useless and stupid this comment is.
User avatar #88 - bonjangles (06/30/2013) [-]
Apparently sarcasm isn't for everyone.
User avatar #89 - smeedwoker (07/01/2013) [-]
terrible sarcasm if you had to point it out and my comment was at positive thumbs while you were at negative beforehand
User avatar #80 - Darknesfall (06/30/2013) [-]
What the fuck did this get 530 thumbs for
User avatar #75 - commanderbunbun (06/29/2013) [-]
you go buy yourself something special with this thumb
User avatar #56 - herodan (06/29/2013) [-]
wow already in the top 10 with 17 hours to go, and on my comment too :3
User avatar #57 - tragono (06/29/2013) [-]
I honestly have no idea why it got thumbed up so much. The joke's been made before, and multiple times.
Awell, I'm not comlaining. My ego is absorbing this moment.
User avatar #65 - herodan (06/29/2013) [-]
haha i reckon you'll reach #1 soon because of how many thumbs you have already and how much time left too though
#74 - tragono (06/29/2013) [-]
And now I'm at #1
#30 - anonymous (06/29/2013) [-]
No, this is Patrick
#18 - timetravelzero (06/29/2013) [-]
#14 - johnpoppy (06/29/2013) [-]
Chatroulette. He just edited it to make it look different.
#30 - Happy Birthday! 06/29/2013 on jurisultima's profile 0
#7 - its funny how anonymous was not gender specific meaning it was…  [+] (19 new replies) 06/27/2013 on 4chan VS FemAnon +182
#25 - WtfStrawberries (06/28/2013) [-]
ever heard of the word "femanon"?
Anonymous isnt gender specific, but thinking that the females thought it was and created femanon first is entirely wrong.
#8 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Yes, because telling every female who says anything "tits or gtfo" or "go make me a sandwich!" is REALLY gender equality
User avatar #21 - fireprincess (06/28/2013) [-]
But if you just post as anon and don't run around posting "hur dur. I'm a girl. Femanons unite" and crap like that, no one will tell you tits or gtfo and shit.
User avatar #60 - coolcalx (06/28/2013) [-]
the point is, if you mention anything that even remotely hits at you being a female, you'll be hounded by those sorts of comments, but if you straight up say "I'm a dude," no one even bats an eye.

they always claim "no one cares about your gender" but the truth is "no one cares unless you're a person with a vagina, in which case we want to see boobies because we're horny pieces of shit"

inb4 red thumbs because I said something that promoted equality rather than something misogynistic.
User avatar #28 - WtfStrawberries (06/28/2013) [-]
Sometimes, its sort of necessary to. On certain topics atleast, where different veiwpoints are needed and you'd want to state how you know something or why you know it. You would tell why or how as it might be necessary to make your view point more valid, and being female would help in certain topics. Im however not saying that it is okay for people to go around saying they're girls simply for the attention, but now everyone thinks that every girl saying she's a girl is an attention whore, simply because of that fact.
#17 - anonymous (06/28/2013) [-]
funny they could have tried it instead of complaining I didt think they couldn't say that ?
#12 - phyrex (06/28/2013) [-]
#59 - phyoke (06/28/2013) [-]
#69 - phyrex (06/28/2013) [-]
thank you for the clap good sir
#70 - phyoke (06/28/2013) [-]
It deserved it.
#71 - phyrex (06/28/2013) [-]
as did the thumb i gave you
User avatar #10 - thecopyninja (06/27/2013) [-]
look guys a femanon
#11 - Shartugal (06/28/2013) [-]
wow that was as easy as finding the vegetarian.
User avatar #20 - sinonyx (06/28/2013) [-]
*generic vegan outrage about killing animals*
#13 - plutogekko (06/28/2013) [-]
you mean find the vegan? vegans are way more likely to respond.
User avatar #31 - taxation (06/28/2013) [-]
What the fuck do you mean "vegans are way more likely to respond"? You think we're all uptight and shit, just lump us all in one because we're better than you? Or what, we're just a fucking joke to you is that it? Well have fun being a MURDERER you fucking ass!
User avatar #36 - adrianking (06/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, kind of like that.
User avatar #39 - taxation (06/28/2013) [-]
So that was a good "vegan rage" reply?
User avatar #9 - supername (06/27/2013) [-]
tits or gtfo
#29 - all this ********* about battlefield and cod, i p…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2013 on thats cute +2
#81 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
children play checkers while adults play chess
#35 - Comment deleted 06/24/2013 on Relevent -3
#34 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Relevent -4
#35 - herodan has deleted their comment.
#8 - k. 06/22/2013 on herodan's profile 0
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Heache -1
#9 - anonymous Comment deleted by herodan
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on Heache -1
#8 - hotsamrj Comment deleted by herodan
#4 - cos thats a totally ecceptable reason to shoot someone -_-  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on cops +2
User avatar #22 - studyofwumbology (06/23/2013) [-]
It is on 4chan.
#13 - i think hes just overcompensating for something else, if you k… 06/22/2013 on how you know you're fucked 0
#7 - the lightbulb sure got it right! 06/21/2013 on Cesar +2
#14 - a guy with no hands?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on Different Stiffy's 0
#15 - lifeiscool (06/20/2013) [-]
There is always a way!
#11 - its promoting google plus duh! 06/20/2013 on Beyond the Friend Zone.... +5
#103 - was the lightbulb trying out several languages at once this time? 06/20/2013 on best way to send mail +2
#80051 - was this actually confirmed at E3 or is it just a polpular rumour?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #80053 - Timmietim (06/19/2013) [-]
they announced some stuff today. check that out.
This was e3 stuff.
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User avatar #15 - vermillionbobcat (06/30/2014) [-]
I need you to carry on my legacy if I get banned. See Top content
User avatar #14 to #13 - herodan (06/25/2014) [-]
thankyou, oh so much
#9 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [-]
**** you, stop posting porn outside **** .
I don't come here to jerk off and I don't ******* like it when I get in awkward situations because other people see it and think I'm jerking off when I'm flagging you.
Go **** off and keep your porn folder to yourself!
User avatar #10 to #9 - herodan (09/12/2013) [-]
lol it started as a jokey comment then i realised what ive done so i thought **** it, if you didnt want to see it just dont ******* look, hide my ******* comment and stop being a little bitch
#11 to #10 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
Wow you can be a real dick sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herodan (02/20/2014) [-]
only in real life bro xD
#7 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Consider suicide and stop posting.
Thank **** you very much, I hope you ponder over your options.
User avatar #8 to #7 - herodan (06/22/2013) [-]
k.
User avatar #4 - dallay (08/13/2012) [-]
Can you please tell me how to roll an item?
User avatar #5 to #4 - herodan (08/13/2012) [-]
what if i told you that I first started of as an ameteur troll and decided with all the confusion about being able to roll items, decided to fake roll and item by typing ones username and then putting the item in ittalics, this making it real-like. then as I started to post comments, another member "eatchickendaily" helped me and also continued to troll the FJ community and also started "fake rolling items" and as we progressed, more people fell for it, yet other also participated and fake rolled aswell. So in all conclusion, there is no item rolling.
now i will leave you with a choice:
to maintain this knowledge and also help troll the comunity of FJ, or to just simply sit back and watch the retards fail.
However now that you have this knowledge, i pray that you dont ruin the fun and also inform others of this.
Thankyou.
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