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herodan

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Playstation 2, Playstation, Wii, Nintendo DS, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Fable 2& 3, Skyrim, Black Ops 2, COD Ghosts, Minecraft, GTA V
X-box Gamertag: AverageDan
Interests: Gaming, Partying, Rugby, Singing
Date Signed Up:11/07/2011
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#25407
Highest Content Rank:#1037
Highest Comment Rank:#1854
Content Thumbs: 8676 total,  10018 ,  1342
Comment Thumbs: 2828 total,  3511 ,  683
Content Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 81% (81/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:7
Content Views:222598
Times Content Favorited:685 times
Total Comments Made:1016
FJ Points:9238
Favorite Tags: You (5) | are (4) | Awesome (4) | i (2) | Poo (2) | thumb (2)

latest user's comments

#3 - home* 09/07/2013 on Somepeople... 0
#6 - true but its more layed back wait for the enemy to come to you… 09/02/2013 on Your humble opinion +1
#4 - The COD Ghosts trailer looks amazing and ive had mw3 and bo2 s…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2013 on Your humble opinion +1
User avatar #5 - scottishpenis (09/02/2013) [-]
Wouldn't say simulator that's arma but definitely more realism by about 30%
User avatar #6 - herodan (09/02/2013) [-]
true but its more layed back wait for the enemy to come to you rather than like COD where you rush out all guns blazing, which is personally what i prefer
#5 - but to be honest if you were a massive beast of an animal with…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/31/2013 on What did you expect? +3
#39 - anonexplains (09/01/2013) [-]
I do in FPS vidya games, makes sense if I was a bruin...
User avatar #27 - lordscooby (09/01/2013) [-]
no, because the hairless animals on two feet would use thier boomstick on me

thoughts of a bear
User avatar #17 - magicalspoot (09/01/2013) [-]
Every day would be a bears life in GTA for me if that were the case
#29 - i lready have which is why im not sure if im gay or not 08/28/2013 on I... I Don't Even +2
#11 - OH GOD! why is this not banned yet? now im contemplating wheth…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2013 on I... I Don't Even +3
#25 - irishlawyer (08/28/2013) [-]
don't be a pussy, just click it
User avatar #29 - herodan (08/28/2013) [-]
i lready have which is why im not sure if im gay or not
#18 - **herodan rolls 51** 08/28/2013 on Helpful Tips Part One: Houses 0
#18 - the look on the guy in the chairs face is hilarious  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2013 on I lift so hard... +1
User avatar #34 - lazypaul (08/27/2013) [-]
The lifters face is even funnier, he just walks away and looks at the bar like 'Lol wtf'
#30 - most girl gamers are **** anyway tbh 08/20/2013 on Pretty Much Sums It Up -2
#40 - We like this site, we just ******* dislike you, y… 08/19/2013 on FUCK This SHIT 2 +6
#10 - i agree, double standards are just ****** up 08/19/2013 on mmm 0
#8 - honestly no, my and my best mate hug all the time, its just a …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2013 on mmm 0
#9 - unholyjebus (08/19/2013) [-]
That's fine and all but we really do live in a society where if guys show any physical affection, it's seen as gay. Not for girls though.
User avatar #10 - herodan (08/19/2013) [-]
i agree, double standards are just fucked up
#6 - nope just bromance, you don't assume the girls in this picture…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2013 on mmm +4
#7 - unholyjebus (08/19/2013) [-]
So this...
User avatar #8 - herodan (08/19/2013) [-]
honestly no, my and my best mate hug all the time, its just a bro type thing to do tbh
#9 - unholyjebus (08/19/2013) [-]
That's fine and all but we really do live in a society where if guys show any physical affection, it's seen as gay. Not for girls though.
User avatar #10 - herodan (08/19/2013) [-]
i agree, double standards are just fucked up
#4 - or maybe it was because the camera angle, body types and heigh…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2013 on mmm +33
#5 - unholyjebus (08/19/2013) [-]
If they were two guys who were the same height as these girls and were thin, you wouldn't assume they were gay?
User avatar #6 - herodan (08/19/2013) [-]
nope just bromance, you don't assume the girls in this picture are lesbians to do? just friends.
#7 - unholyjebus (08/19/2013) [-]
So this...
User avatar #8 - herodan (08/19/2013) [-]
honestly no, my and my best mate hug all the time, its just a bro type thing to do tbh
#9 - unholyjebus (08/19/2013) [-]
That's fine and all but we really do live in a society where if guys show any physical affection, it's seen as gay. Not for girls though.
User avatar #10 - herodan (08/19/2013) [-]
i agree, double standards are just fucked up
#14 - "but who was phone?" 08/18/2013 on Yeah... +17
#4 - or their chart topper "wait in line, ill be right back"  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Parent albums +15
#8 - nylak (08/18/2013) [-]
Oh my god, that always gave me a panic attack as a child. My mother did that to me all the time at the grocery store, and she never got back before I hit the register, so I always had to unload everything by myself, help bag it, reload the bags into the cart, and stand there fidgeting awkwardly until she finally found her way back to pay for everything.

Augh, mother, this is why I have trust issues and social anxiety now!
#5 - is the expert mode the hole in the middle or the gap near the …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Wife knows I can't resist... +5
#7 - killerofcows (08/18/2013) [-]
Im gonna assume the second hole is there so expert mode wont be impossible during double pee streams, though I guess that would be god mode indeed
User avatar #6 - thraxis (08/18/2013) [-]
It's like that extra 500 point cup tucked away at the back of skeeball.
#8 - but then theres someone at walmart looking at you and your mak… 08/18/2013 on I love WalMart! +2
#6 - the second guys ID looks like its trying to say exorcist  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on C-c-c-c-wait, what? 0
#7 - anonexplains (08/17/2013) [-]
No....
#12 - why do people not like you phanact? i dont mind you personally…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on Cinderella +1
#54 - boxface (08/15/2013) [-]
He got about 20 users for posting nsfw, in the nsfw section. He's got his nose a mile and a half up Darius Negrophalluss arse. So they work like a team...

User avatar #30 - lavitts (08/14/2013) [-]
He's popular.
Hating popular things is a popular thing to do.
So if you do it, you can be popular.
Then they hate you too.
Circle of Life.
User avatar #20 - finblob (08/14/2013) [-]
I think he's nice, I had a short conversation with him.
#28 - this moating woman is the moating reason for this seriously mo… 08/14/2013 on Black people 0
#9 - Comment deleted 08/10/2013 on Patrice O'Neal 0
#7 - does anybody else have that, like little spots on their dick? …  [+] (11 new replies) 08/07/2013 on nignognagnug +4
User avatar #67 - thempc (08/08/2013) [-]
for some reason all i got out of this was "spotted dick" which i believe is some sort of english dessert dish
User avatar #55 - explosiveatomic (08/08/2013) [-]
i know what you have. dont know what it is called but i have it as well. i asked my doctor and showed my doctor and my doctor said itll go away in time. theyre like black heads. he said to moisturize, keep it clean. and take a nice hot BATH ( not shower) every once in a while. and itll help go away in time. .... he also said not to touch yourself if your hands are dirty
User avatar #38 - weinerdick (08/08/2013) [-]
I have like a tiny freckle on my dick
#21 - anonexplains (08/07/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if this is what I have or not... I think (and hope it is, because I'm a virgin) that it is, but it doesn't well... seem right...
User avatar #16 - lazybrainz (08/07/2013) [-]
For years i thought my dick was fucked up or something. Thankyou, i will remember this until my last breath leaves my body.
User avatar #13 - ImsoObvious (08/07/2013) [-]
if youre talking about oil glands, then yeah everyone has them and they go away as you become older
User avatar #11 - screaming (08/07/2013) [-]
It's apparently quite common, according to Wikipedia, and is not harmless and is of cosmetic concern only (meaning you probably shouldn't as it's natural, but you can get treatment to get rid of it).
#9 - alienfreak (08/07/2013) [-]
I have it. I usually just put it in the condom before they can see it. Unfortunately I've never been blown before because I too self conscious about the spots.
User avatar #31 - pandafucker (08/08/2013) [-]
hp;y shit i thought in was alone with that statement. if that makes any sense
#80 - alienfreak (08/17/2013) [-]
Nah bro, it makes sense. I feel weird at times, I really don't want them to think I have like herpes or something. It sucks to have this shit...
#8 - screaming (08/07/2013) [-]
Huh. That sounded familiar, so I searched it and turns out my junk isn't as weird as I thought. Thanks for this; have a gif.
#5 - its not the weight hes struggling to pull up, its the weight o… 08/02/2013 on Alpha level: Over 9000 +19
#4 - hes got some big feet! you know what that means.....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2013 on Or a Final Fantasy +1
User avatar #6 - bbboy (07/27/2013) [-]
a tumor?

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User avatar #15 - vermillionbobcat (06/30/2014) [-]
I need you to carry on my legacy if I get banned. See Top content
User avatar #14 to #13 - herodan (06/25/2014) [-]
thankyou, oh so much
#9 - anonexplains (09/11/2013) [-]
**** you, stop posting porn outside **** .
I don't come here to jerk off and I don't ******* like it when I get in awkward situations because other people see it and think I'm jerking off when I'm flagging you.
Go **** off and keep your porn folder to yourself!
User avatar #10 to #9 - herodan (09/12/2013) [-]
lol it started as a jokey comment then i realised what ive done so i thought **** it, if you didnt want to see it just dont ******* look, hide my ******* comment and stop being a little bitch
#11 to #10 - anonexplains (02/20/2014) [-]
Wow you can be a real dick sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herodan (02/20/2014) [-]
only in real life bro xD
#7 - anonexplains (06/22/2013) [-]
Consider suicide and stop posting.
Thank **** you very much, I hope you ponder over your options.
User avatar #8 to #7 - herodan (06/22/2013) [-]
k.
User avatar #4 - dallay (08/13/2012) [-]
Can you please tell me how to roll an item?
User avatar #5 to #4 - herodan (08/13/2012) [-]
what if i told you that I first started of as an ameteur troll and decided with all the confusion about being able to roll items, decided to fake roll and item by typing ones username and then putting the item in ittalics, this making it real-like. then as I started to post comments, another member "eatchickendaily" helped me and also continued to troll the FJ community and also started "fake rolling items" and as we progressed, more people fell for it, yet other also participated and fake rolled aswell. So in all conclusion, there is no item rolling.
now i will leave you with a choice:
to maintain this knowledge and also help troll the comunity of FJ, or to just simply sit back and watch the retards fail.
However now that you have this knowledge, i pray that you dont ruin the fun and also inform others of this.
Thankyou.
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