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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Playstation 2, Playstation, Wii, Nintendo DS, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Fable 2& 3, Skyrim, Black Ops 2, COD Ghosts, Minecraft, GTA V
X-box Gamertag: AverageDan
Interests: Gaming, Partying, Rugby, Singing
Date Signed Up:11/07/2011
Last Login:7/13/2014
Location:England
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#45 - i like being alone...but i prefer to not be alone.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on I like being alone 0
#51 - jazzytheferret (04/19/2014) [-]
Exactly, I only like being alone when I want to be.
#103 - im thinking of getting a tattoo but i literally have no idea w…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on So i got my first tattoo... 0
User avatar #124 - nevergetsdubs (04/19/2014) [-]
if unsure, do what I did, get a heritage tattoo.
Are you Irish or italian or dutch or german or japanese or brazilian or something?
I'm ukranian so i got compass stars tattooed, scroll down somewhere to see it.
#219 - not really, its my girlfriends who picked it up somewhere, i h… 04/15/2014 on Comp submission post +1
#217 - haha well its a double handed sword, not sure how long it is b…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Comp submission post 0
User avatar #218 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
holy shiet that's big do you know how to use it properly?
#219 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
not really, its my girlfriends who picked it up somewhere, i haven't had any training or know anything about sword fighting, she was just using me as a model really :/ well my girlfriend would definitely say i do
#212 - interest me, what would it have been?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Comp submission post 0
User avatar #213 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
Nice sword how big is it?
User avatar #217 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
haha well its a double handed sword, not sure how long it is but it comes up to my elbows when the hilts on the floor, id say around a 1.25m....unless its my othe sword which is a secret ;D
User avatar #218 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
holy shiet that's big do you know how to use it properly?
#219 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
not really, its my girlfriends who picked it up somewhere, i haven't had any training or know anything about sword fighting, she was just using me as a model really :/ well my girlfriend would definitely say i do
#208 - dont get me wrong, im faithful but like, i dont think shed min…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Comp submission post 0
User avatar #209 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
it wouldn't be about her sword :/
User avatar #212 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
interest me, what would it have been?
User avatar #213 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
Nice sword how big is it?
User avatar #217 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
haha well its a double handed sword, not sure how long it is but it comes up to my elbows when the hilts on the floor, id say around a 1.25m....unless its my othe sword which is a secret ;D
User avatar #218 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
holy shiet that's big do you know how to use it properly?
#219 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
not really, its my girlfriends who picked it up somewhere, i haven't had any training or know anything about sword fighting, she was just using me as a model really :/ well my girlfriend would definitely say i do
#205 - aww no problem ;D she wouldnt see anyway haha  [+] (8 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Comp submission post 0
User avatar #207 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
eyy, that's no way to speak! Us girls find out everything!
User avatar #208 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
dont get me wrong, im faithful but like, i dont think shed mind someone making an inuendo about her sword ;P
User avatar #209 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
it wouldn't be about her sword :/
User avatar #212 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
interest me, what would it have been?
User avatar #213 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
Nice sword how big is it?
User avatar #217 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
haha well its a double handed sword, not sure how long it is but it comes up to my elbows when the hilts on the floor, id say around a 1.25m....unless its my othe sword which is a secret ;D
User avatar #218 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
holy shiet that's big do you know how to use it properly?
#219 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
not really, its my girlfriends who picked it up somewhere, i haven't had any training or know anything about sword fighting, she was just using me as a model really :/ well my girlfriend would definitely say i do
#203 - thanks, topless pic of me and you compliment my sword (not…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Comp submission post 0
User avatar #204 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
I was going to add a lil innuendo but I saw you have a girlfriend, gotta respect that!
User avatar #205 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
aww no problem ;D she wouldnt see anyway haha
User avatar #207 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
eyy, that's no way to speak! Us girls find out everything!
User avatar #208 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
dont get me wrong, im faithful but like, i dont think shed mind someone making an inuendo about her sword ;P
User avatar #209 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
it wouldn't be about her sword :/
User avatar #212 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
interest me, what would it have been?
User avatar #213 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
Nice sword how big is it?
User avatar #217 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
haha well its a double handed sword, not sure how long it is but it comes up to my elbows when the hilts on the floor, id say around a 1.25m....unless its my othe sword which is a secret ;D
User avatar #218 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
holy shiet that's big do you know how to use it properly?
#219 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
not really, its my girlfriends who picked it up somewhere, i haven't had any training or know anything about sword fighting, she was just using me as a model really :/ well my girlfriend would definitely say i do
#200 - hello ;D  [+] (12 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Comp submission post 0
User avatar #201 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
I like your sword, it looks pretty cool!
User avatar #203 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
thanks, topless pic of me and you compliment my sword (not mine but hey ho)
User avatar #204 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
I was going to add a lil innuendo but I saw you have a girlfriend, gotta respect that!
User avatar #205 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
aww no problem ;D she wouldnt see anyway haha
User avatar #207 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
eyy, that's no way to speak! Us girls find out everything!
User avatar #208 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
dont get me wrong, im faithful but like, i dont think shed mind someone making an inuendo about her sword ;P
User avatar #209 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
it wouldn't be about her sword :/
User avatar #212 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
interest me, what would it have been?
User avatar #213 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
Nice sword how big is it?
User avatar #217 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
haha well its a double handed sword, not sure how long it is but it comes up to my elbows when the hilts on the floor, id say around a 1.25m....unless its my othe sword which is a secret ;D
User avatar #218 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
holy shiet that's big do you know how to use it properly?
#219 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
not really, its my girlfriends who picked it up somewhere, i haven't had any training or know anything about sword fighting, she was just using me as a model really :/ well my girlfriend would definitely say i do
#199 - i was posing for my girlfriends photography piece and it was l…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Comp submission post 0
User avatar #202 - ScottP (04/15/2014) [-]
Ah. Pretty artsy.
#195 - left is me as a 16 year old, right pic is me when i was 8  [+] (17 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Comp submission post +3
User avatar #197 - ScottP (04/15/2014) [-]
Why the sword?
User avatar #199 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
i was posing for my girlfriends photography piece and it was like the only photo i have of me :/
User avatar #202 - ScottP (04/15/2014) [-]
Ah. Pretty artsy.
User avatar #196 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
oh hello there
User avatar #200 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
hello ;D
User avatar #201 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
I like your sword, it looks pretty cool!
User avatar #203 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
thanks, topless pic of me and you compliment my sword (not mine but hey ho)
User avatar #204 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
I was going to add a lil innuendo but I saw you have a girlfriend, gotta respect that!
User avatar #205 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
aww no problem ;D she wouldnt see anyway haha
User avatar #207 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
eyy, that's no way to speak! Us girls find out everything!
User avatar #208 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
dont get me wrong, im faithful but like, i dont think shed mind someone making an inuendo about her sword ;P
User avatar #209 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
it wouldn't be about her sword :/
User avatar #212 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
interest me, what would it have been?
User avatar #213 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
Nice sword how big is it?
User avatar #217 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
haha well its a double handed sword, not sure how long it is but it comes up to my elbows when the hilts on the floor, id say around a 1.25m....unless its my othe sword which is a secret ;D
User avatar #218 - lexxy (04/15/2014) [-]
holy shiet that's big do you know how to use it properly?
#219 - herodan (04/15/2014) [-]
not really, its my girlfriends who picked it up somewhere, i haven't had any training or know anything about sword fighting, she was just using me as a model really :/ well my girlfriend would definitely say i do
#25 - such materialistic love right there 04/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
#52 - wtf, that nerdy kids a dick, what gain does he get from telling?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Shitty Green Text 0
User avatar #63 - sociocat (04/14/2014) [-]
revenge
User avatar #54 - lostminder (04/14/2014) [-]
he gains a slow and painful death
#31 - aahhh pretty good to know cheers for that 04/12/2014 on Without a doubt best scene... 0
#27 - theres a white nick fury o.O i didnt even know that so i…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Without a doubt best scene... 0
User avatar #29 - noblexfenrir (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah lol, the original Nick Fury was white and the black nick fury is actually his son, his name is something Johnson I believe and when his dad retired he took the helm of shield and took his fathers title as nick fury as well. Unless maybe they just based ultimate version fury after samuel jackson who is technically the only fury in that universe. It's annoyingly confusing. And we kind of have to communicate this way or else we'll be red thumbed into oblivion for spoilers.
User avatar #31 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
aahhh pretty good to know cheers for that
#25 - massive spoiler but just clearing it out: yeah nick fury…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Without a doubt best scene... +1
User avatar #26 - noblexfenrir (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh I meant that the samuel jackson/ Black nick fury was the original 40's white fury's son. Either way though, thanks for clearing that up for me, they most likely won't do comic universe tie in as that would alienate alot of viewers of the movie. Thanks again mate.
User avatar #27 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
theres a white nick fury o.O i didnt even know that so i guess i would be one of the audience being alienated xD, no problem man btw i love how were communicating in spoilers
User avatar #29 - noblexfenrir (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah lol, the original Nick Fury was white and the black nick fury is actually his son, his name is something Johnson I believe and when his dad retired he took the helm of shield and took his fathers title as nick fury as well. Unless maybe they just based ultimate version fury after samuel jackson who is technically the only fury in that universe. It's annoyingly confusing. And we kind of have to communicate this way or else we'll be red thumbed into oblivion for spoilers.
User avatar #31 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
aahhh pretty good to know cheers for that
#23 - he wasnt really dead though?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Without a doubt best scene... +1
User avatar #99 - defender (04/12/2014) [-]
no but he did get pretty fucked up by the winter soldier and crew
User avatar #24 - noblexfenrir (04/12/2014) [-]
I have yet to see winter soldier, I however already knew the ending from accidentally clicking a link to an article titled "Winter soldier review podcast- Nick fury's death, importance of bucky, etc.".

So I can't really say much on the subject, just throwing in a tidbit I did know to hope it had relevance.
User avatar #25 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
massive spoiler but just clearing it out: yeah nick fury dies but is secretly not dead and kept in a secret base even kept secret from captain america and black widow, nothing about his son in it
User avatar #26 - noblexfenrir (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh I meant that the samuel jackson/ Black nick fury was the original 40's white fury's son. Either way though, thanks for clearing that up for me, they most likely won't do comic universe tie in as that would alienate alot of viewers of the movie. Thanks again mate.
User avatar #27 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
theres a white nick fury o.O i didnt even know that so i guess i would be one of the audience being alienated xD, no problem man btw i love how were communicating in spoilers
User avatar #29 - noblexfenrir (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah lol, the original Nick Fury was white and the black nick fury is actually his son, his name is something Johnson I believe and when his dad retired he took the helm of shield and took his fathers title as nick fury as well. Unless maybe they just based ultimate version fury after samuel jackson who is technically the only fury in that universe. It's annoyingly confusing. And we kind of have to communicate this way or else we'll be red thumbed into oblivion for spoilers.
User avatar #31 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
aahhh pretty good to know cheers for that
#20 - winter soldier spoiler : nick fury dies  [+] (11 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Without a doubt best scene... +2
User avatar #47 - xxhunterxx (04/12/2014) [-]
but not really
User avatar #21 - noblexfenrir (04/12/2014) [-]
Didn't they retcon it anyways so this Fury was the comic Fury's son? So technically his father is still out there chillen, and could take back the reigns of S.H.I.E.L.D.
User avatar #37 - Tyranitar (04/12/2014) [-]
Samuel Jackson's Nick Fury is the half-black son of the original Nick Fury. He was inspired by the Ultimate universe's Nick Fury, who was black. They did this because the black character became popular, and to have a Nick Fury still be around without changing the World War 2 origin story for him.
User avatar #23 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
he wasnt really dead though?
User avatar #99 - defender (04/12/2014) [-]
no but he did get pretty fucked up by the winter soldier and crew
User avatar #24 - noblexfenrir (04/12/2014) [-]
I have yet to see winter soldier, I however already knew the ending from accidentally clicking a link to an article titled "Winter soldier review podcast- Nick fury's death, importance of bucky, etc.".

So I can't really say much on the subject, just throwing in a tidbit I did know to hope it had relevance.
User avatar #25 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
massive spoiler but just clearing it out: yeah nick fury dies but is secretly not dead and kept in a secret base even kept secret from captain america and black widow, nothing about his son in it
User avatar #26 - noblexfenrir (04/12/2014) [-]
Oh I meant that the samuel jackson/ Black nick fury was the original 40's white fury's son. Either way though, thanks for clearing that up for me, they most likely won't do comic universe tie in as that would alienate alot of viewers of the movie. Thanks again mate.
User avatar #27 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
theres a white nick fury o.O i didnt even know that so i guess i would be one of the audience being alienated xD, no problem man btw i love how were communicating in spoilers
User avatar #29 - noblexfenrir (04/12/2014) [-]
Yeah lol, the original Nick Fury was white and the black nick fury is actually his son, his name is something Johnson I believe and when his dad retired he took the helm of shield and took his fathers title as nick fury as well. Unless maybe they just based ultimate version fury after samuel jackson who is technically the only fury in that universe. It's annoyingly confusing. And we kind of have to communicate this way or else we'll be red thumbed into oblivion for spoilers.
User avatar #31 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
aahhh pretty good to know cheers for that
#29 - either work fine 04/12/2014 on Description 0
#11 - keep your hand trailing to the wall on your right if your ever…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2014 on Description 0
#25 - ahtokuusteist (04/11/2014) [-]
why not left ?
User avatar #29 - herodan (04/12/2014) [-]
either work fine
#84 - **herodan rolls 4,050** no harm in trying 04/10/2014 on Desc 0
#8 - could have continued his arm movement and rubbed his ear/nose … 04/06/2014 on Smooth as fuck. 0
#12 - does the ass come included?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2014 on I wonder if I should get these 0
User avatar #23 - antzell (04/06/2014) [-]
Her name is Julia Bond
#16 - 'just put in in australia' yes that is what the comic just said...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on platypuss -3
User avatar #48 - playerdous (03/27/2014) [-]
" 'just put in in australia' "
Yes that is what the commenter just said.
#11 - still think the one on the left is hotter 03/09/2014 on Something grew three sizes... +7
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User avatar #15 - vermillionbobcat (06/30/2014) [-]
I need you to carry on my legacy if I get banned. See Top content
User avatar #14 to #13 - herodan (06/25/2014) [-]
thankyou, oh so much
#9 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [-]
**** you, stop posting porn outside nsfw.
I don't come here to jerk off and I don't ******* like it when I get in awkward situations because other people see it and think I'm jerking off when I'm flagging you.
Go **** off and keep your porn folder to yourself!
User avatar #10 to #9 - herodan (09/12/2013) [-]
lol it started as a jokey comment then i realised what ive done so i thought **** it, if you didnt want to see it just dont ******* look, hide my ******* comment and stop being a little bitch
#11 to #10 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
Wow you can be a real dick sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herodan (02/20/2014) [-]
only in real life bro xD
#7 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Consider suicide and stop posting.
Thank **** you very much, I hope you ponder over your options.
User avatar #8 to #7 - herodan (06/22/2013) [-]
k.
User avatar #4 - dallay (08/13/2012) [-]
Can you please tell me how to roll an item?
User avatar #5 to #4 - herodan (08/13/2012) [-]
what if i told you that I first started of as an ameteur troll and decided with all the confusion about being able to roll items, decided to fake roll and item by typing ones username and then putting the item in ittalics, this making it real-like. then as I started to post comments, another member "eatchickendaily" helped me and also continued to troll the FJ community and also started "fake rolling items" and as we progressed, more people fell for it, yet other also participated and fake rolled aswell. So in all conclusion, there is no item rolling.
now i will leave you with a choice:
to maintain this knowledge and also help troll the comunity of FJ, or to just simply sit back and watch the retards fail.
However now that you have this knowledge, i pray that you dont ruin the fun and also inform others of this.
Thankyou.
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