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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Playstation 2, Playstation, Wii, Nintendo DS, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Fable 2& 3, Skyrim, Black Ops 2, COD Ghosts, Minecraft, GTA V
X-box Gamertag: AverageDan
Interests: Gaming, Partying, Rugby, Singing
Date Signed Up:11/07/2011
Last Login:10/25/2014
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#586 - the idea of one day becoming super fit and getting all the pus… 07/19/2014 on feels part 9000 0
#4422 - Comment deleted 07/18/2014 on 10,000 comments and addy... 0
#4772 - **herodan rolls 082,612,965** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#2583 - just keep fighting bro and dont give up easily, lifes a bitch … 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#2565 - literally only one thing you can do, sounds harsh but it works…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #2631 - steffenengan (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, ive gotten my headstraight, and lost alot of weight^^

when i started my weight was like, 132 kg, now like 110ish.
#67 - ragecomic on fj that hasnt been thumbed down to personally mee…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on I can't be the only one +5
User avatar #97 - riayl (07/15/2014) [-]
#44 - marry christmas bro jk but happy birthday! 07/15/2014 on A Very Bitter One +2
#21 - you keep telling you'reself that bro 07/14/2014 on for all you feminists +1
#1536 - **herodan rolls 4,283** 07/09/2014 on halp, im trapped in a sticky 0
#32 - house spiders, that live inside your house have learnt to surv… 07/04/2014 on dragon +1
#11 - taking house spiders outside... kills them  [+] (5 new replies) 07/04/2014 on dragon -1
#16 - lecorbi (07/04/2014) [-]
that makes absolutely no fucking sense
User avatar #32 - herodan (07/04/2014) [-]
house spiders, that live inside your house have learnt to survive, inside your house, and by moving them outside makes them completely unaware on how to survive and so will probably end up dying anyway
User avatar #17 - deviousdanish (07/04/2014) [-]
They're used to living in a house and do not know how to survive as well outside.
User avatar #18 - lecorbi (07/04/2014) [-]
like a company dog (but differently)? That's interesting! Thanks for the information.
User avatar #26 - tinglyturtletaint (07/04/2014) [-]
It's a little more like animals born in zoos or other forms of captivity. They don't have a precedent for certain things. They may sit and wait to be fed instead of hunting which they never had to do before, something in the wild, the parent teaches them. A spider in your house was most likely born there or at least grew up there and so it's idea of where food is located and stuff is based on your house as an environment. It's not going to know how the fuck to deal with weather and certain bugs or animals that eat spiders.
#210 - **herodan rolls 117,181,528** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#14 - thankyou, oh so much 06/25/2014 on herodan's profile 0
#102 - **** all the other people telling you to change a… 06/16/2014 on *sadface* 0
#59 - yeah thats kinda sterotypical but then again pretty true but a… 05/27/2014 on Bro Dog Returns! 0
#57 - > implying talking to another guy is really him trying to … 05/27/2014 on Bro Dog Returns! 0
#55 - yeah like if you both have the same sense of worry or idk how … 05/27/2014 on Bro Dog Returns! 0
#49 - dude talking to your girl? you guys see that as a threat? if y…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/27/2014 on Bro Dog Returns! +4
User avatar #60 - armsdealer (05/27/2014) [-]
It all depends on what kind of talking it is. If they're being flirty/talking romantically, then yeah I'd say that's an issue. But I agree, trusting your partner enough to have opposite sex friends is kinda important...
User avatar #58 - Onikos (05/27/2014) [-]
i feel like it's not really a matter of not trusting the girl, and more, not trusting the other dudes. we all know the guys are simply trying to fuck her (most of the time) especially when alcohol is involved.
User avatar #59 - herodan (05/27/2014) [-]
yeah thats kinda sterotypical but then again pretty true but at the end of the day i trust my girlfriend to not repsond to said moves by the other guy and i know nothing would happen... yet if he did try forcing her or shit then sure i'd fuck him up xD
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/27/2014) [-]
Some scumbag shit eater is trying to get his wiener into your girl and you fucking around about trust? Act like a man.
User avatar #57 - herodan (05/27/2014) [-]
> implying talking to another guy is really him trying to fuck her
>implying girls cant have simple platonic relationships with guys
>implying you'd do the same if it was a lesbian or one of her girl friends
get a grip bro and man up and trust your girlfriend.
#51 - sovereignty (05/27/2014) [-]
me and my gf are both extremely paranoid and protective so it works out
User avatar #87 - chewiewhatawookie (05/27/2014) [-]
Your dad works out.
#88 - sovereignty (05/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #90 - chewiewhatawookie (05/27/2014) [-]
At planet fitness because it's cheap and he's only looking to lower his cholesterol.
User avatar #55 - herodan (05/27/2014) [-]
yeah like if you both have the same sense of worry or idk how to put it then its fine because you understand it all but like i used to be paranoid alot of my girlfriend since like 90% of her friends are male, i didnt know why but i just was but then like i realised i trusted her and i know she wouldnt do anything with them and if she did, she'd lose out so i guess it just went after that
#120 - inside your mums pussy 05/19/2014 on This week in science 0
#77 - theres a ******* USB stick on the end 05/16/2014 on Picked up a weapon in... 0
#25 - admin's chest hairs  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2014 on Wish Upon a Star +37
User avatar #75 - keltainenlumi (05/14/2014) [-]
Ofcourse. They are essential if you wish to perform the summoning ritual.
#12 - then there's this ******* with him phone not even… 05/13/2014 on the future +1
#5 - i bet his asshole looks like the face of a Hiroshima survivor on meth 05/11/2014 on Shit 0
#73 - youre still getting the incentive, by seeing the other dude ge… 05/11/2014 on do not steal credit 0
#5 - they taste nice and are black and white 05/11/2014 on Oreosticks 0
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User avatar #15 - vermillionbobcat (06/30/2014) [-]
I need you to carry on my legacy if I get banned. See Top content
User avatar #14 to #13 - herodan (06/25/2014) [-]
thankyou, oh so much
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/11/2013) [-]
**** you, stop posting porn outside **** .
I don't come here to jerk off and I don't ******* like it when I get in awkward situations because other people see it and think I'm jerking off when I'm flagging you.
Go **** off and keep your porn folder to yourself!
User avatar #10 to #9 - herodan (09/12/2013) [-]
lol it started as a jokey comment then i realised what ive done so i thought **** it, if you didnt want to see it just dont ******* look, hide my ******* comment and stop being a little bitch
#11 to #10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (02/20/2014) [-]
Wow you can be a real dick sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herodan (02/20/2014) [-]
only in real life bro xD
#7 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/22/2013) [-]
Consider suicide and stop posting.
Thank **** you very much, I hope you ponder over your options.
User avatar #8 to #7 - herodan (06/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - dallay (08/13/2012) [-]
Can you please tell me how to roll an item?
User avatar #5 to #4 - herodan (08/13/2012) [-]
what if i told you that I first started of as an ameteur troll and decided with all the confusion about being able to roll items, decided to fake roll and item by typing ones username and then putting the item in ittalics, this making it real-like. then as I started to post comments, another member "eatchickendaily" helped me and also continued to troll the FJ community and also started "fake rolling items" and as we progressed, more people fell for it, yet other also participated and fake rolled aswell. So in all conclusion, there is no item rolling.
now i will leave you with a choice:
to maintain this knowledge and also help troll the comunity of FJ, or to just simply sit back and watch the retards fail.
However now that you have this knowledge, i pray that you dont ruin the fun and also inform others of this.
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