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herodan

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herodan Avatar Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower
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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Playstation 2, Playstation, Wii, Nintendo DS, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Fable 2& 3, Skyrim, Black Ops 2, COD Ghosts, Minecraft, GTA V
X-box Gamertag: AverageDan
Interests: Gaming, Partying, Rugby, Singing
Date Signed Up:11/07/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:England
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#22643
Highest Content Rank:#1037
Highest Comment Rank:#1854
Content Thumbs: 8675 total,  10017 ,  1342
Comment Thumbs: 2825 total,  3508 ,  683
Content Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:7
Content Views:221982
Times Content Favorited:685 times
Total Comments Made:1013
FJ Points:9235
Favorite Tags: You (5) | are (4) | Awesome (4) | i (2) | Poo (2) | thumb (2)

latest user's comments

#12 - that was my plan all along mwahahahaha 05/29/2013 on I'm the map, Bitch. 0
#9 - did you know that dora the explorer has a muslim cousin? s…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on I'm the map, Bitch. -1
User avatar #11 - cactusphalus (05/29/2013) [-]
That was so unfunny I think I died a little inside
User avatar #12 - herodan (05/29/2013) [-]
that was my plan all along mwahahahaha
#122 - The xbox one had no imperfections and w… 05/22/2013 on Godamnit Xbox +19
#13 - .UZe7GtI3sgo source for all you ****** up people… 05/18/2013 on Sellings tickets 0
#3 - as a quick survey how long do you guys last when fapping and h…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2013 on This must have been done... 0
User avatar #19 - azraelthemage (05/18/2013) [-]
15 to 20 minutes. Depending on the material I'm fapping to.
User avatar #15 - rippercrust (05/18/2013) [-]
3-8 minutes fapping

around 30-40 minutes with someone. (First time i had sex we went for 4 hours on and off)
User avatar #12 - metallicaone (05/18/2013) [-]
Depends on the girl, some girls, both online and in real life, do it a little bit differently for me. Cant really think of an average, but it should be at least 10-20 min both ways
User avatar #11 - kasperscar (05/18/2013) [-]
10 minutes alone, and anything to 20-60 minutes with a partner.
User avatar #6 - noket (05/17/2013) [-]
it's not like it's the same thing or anything but.. when you're having sex you (usually) don't rush in, come and gtfo the girl, so you just end up taking your time to please her, enjoy it and you try make it last long until you're satisfied. whe you're masturbating of course you don't give a shit about timing and you'll most likely want to finish this fast.
User avatar #7 - timing (05/17/2013) [-]
I should be short when alone but long with a team
#13 - i dont see why your complaining, its a good song 05/17/2013 on Get lucky 0
#188 - well it worked for me soo 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single 0
#66 - then thats their problem  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single -4
#84 - broorb (05/09/2013) [-]
nah mate it really ain't
User avatar #188 - herodan (05/09/2013) [-]
well it worked for me soo
#63 - if you like a girl, get to know them, know what they like, bec…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single -2
User avatar #65 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
No, this is wrong! Do not change who you are for another person or they will fall in love with who you're pretending to be. Then when you get comfortable and finally decide to act like the person you are, they wont like the change and move on.
User avatar #66 - herodan (05/09/2013) [-]
then thats their problem
#84 - broorb (05/09/2013) [-]
nah mate it really ain't
User avatar #188 - herodan (05/09/2013) [-]
well it worked for me soo
#39 - i believe its pacman 05/06/2013 on It was fun +3
#358 - The Grey Doughnuts 05/03/2013 on Black watermelon slices 0
#9 - im not being racist, but your comment is stupid 05/03/2013 on Racist 0
#155 - cum @ me bro, ad me m8 xxXsn1per-pr0Xxx i wil beet ur ass mate… 05/03/2013 on DOOTY 0
#75 - 15 years England 8, im fit and healthy, my mates are s… 05/02/2013 on So... I'm Doing a... 0
#4 - m8 ur just jelus u carnt beet me in a 1v1, and u carnt quiksco…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2013 on DOOTY +7
User avatar #85 - boydaranga (05/03/2013) [-]
Br0 fuk u. i c4n. 1v1 mi shipment or kilhous. i wil fuk u up
User avatar #155 - herodan (05/03/2013) [-]
cum @ me bro, ad me m8 xxXsn1per-pr0Xxx i wil beet ur ass mate sware n me mum!!
#13 - tontosrevenge (05/02/2013) [-]
#14 - hey guys, since most of you know what your doing, i want to as…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on /x/ astral projection story 0
#15 - thekermitfrog (04/28/2013) [-]
http://www.world-of-lucid-dreaming.com/wake-induced-lucid-dreams.html My method
User avatar #36 - drdiddly (04/28/2013) [-]
what the fuck, where is that picture from?
#44 - "This kills the man" 04/27/2013 on Chair punches man 0
#373 - **herodan rolled user sirbustyabals ** will you be my friend?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on When twi trys to roll me 0
#643 - sirbustyabals (04/25/2013) [-]
#8 - "Spiderbro starts watching, i let him, he's my bro."… 04/18/2013 on Spiderbro +12
#6 - dead 04/07/2013 on Where's daddy? +2
#929 - k. 04/06/2013 on 4/6/2013 update 0
#4 - Is is just me or is Deluxe 4 just a loud annoying bitch? 03/30/2013 on do you even lift brah.. 0
#55 - straight on the centre of America, for the lols inb4 …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on Berlin? +2
User avatar #78 - organiclead (03/30/2013) [-]
What do you have against Canadians? They'd be hit too.
#63 - soooo, anybody gonna drop a source?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2013 on Bruce Willis...wait..what? +1
User avatar #65 - emptysuperman (03/26/2013) [-]
Bailey Jay (might be a little off on the spelling). She's pretty cute, but her penis is disgusting. But she is the most liked trap on the internet, just not by me.
User avatar #100 - existacne (03/26/2013) [-]
Face is good, but the porn is a big dissapointment. Well, for me at least.
#53 - every songle time i trade with him he says that awful phrase &…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on Eorlund Gray-Mane +1
User avatar #65 - makonendrak (03/25/2013) [-]
I just found it funny that it sounded more like he was saying "Goths be praised" which, y'know, makes no sense
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User avatar #15 - vermillionbobcat (06/30/2014) [-]
I need you to carry on my legacy if I get banned. See Top content
User avatar #14 to #13 - herodan (06/25/2014) [-]
thankyou, oh so much
#9 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [-]
**** you, stop posting porn outside **** .
I don't come here to jerk off and I don't ******* like it when I get in awkward situations because other people see it and think I'm jerking off when I'm flagging you.
Go **** off and keep your porn folder to yourself!
User avatar #10 to #9 - herodan (09/12/2013) [-]
lol it started as a jokey comment then i realised what ive done so i thought **** it, if you didnt want to see it just dont ******* look, hide my ******* comment and stop being a little bitch
#11 to #10 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
Wow you can be a real dick sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herodan (02/20/2014) [-]
only in real life bro xD
#7 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Consider suicide and stop posting.
Thank **** you very much, I hope you ponder over your options.
User avatar #8 to #7 - herodan (06/22/2013) [-]
k.
User avatar #4 - dallay (08/13/2012) [-]
Can you please tell me how to roll an item?
User avatar #5 to #4 - herodan (08/13/2012) [-]
what if i told you that I first started of as an ameteur troll and decided with all the confusion about being able to roll items, decided to fake roll and item by typing ones username and then putting the item in ittalics, this making it real-like. then as I started to post comments, another member "eatchickendaily" helped me and also continued to troll the FJ community and also started "fake rolling items" and as we progressed, more people fell for it, yet other also participated and fake rolled aswell. So in all conclusion, there is no item rolling.
now i will leave you with a choice:
to maintain this knowledge and also help troll the comunity of FJ, or to just simply sit back and watch the retards fail.
However now that you have this knowledge, i pray that you dont ruin the fun and also inform others of this.
Thankyou.
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