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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, Playstation 2, Playstation, Wii, Nintendo DS, Gameboy
Video Games Played: Fable 2& 3, Skyrim, Black Ops 2, COD Ghosts, Minecraft, GTA V
X-box Gamertag: AverageDan
Interests: Gaming, Partying, Rugby, Singing
Date Signed Up:11/07/2011
Last Login:4/18/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#31646
Highest Content Rank:#1037
Highest Comment Rank:#1854
Content Thumbs: 8676 total,  10018 ,  1342
Comment Thumbs: 2828 total,  3511 ,  683
Content Level Progress: 7% (7/100)
Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 184 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 81% (81/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Content Views:222914
Times Content Favorited:685 times
Total Comments Made:1017
FJ Points:9238
Favorite Tags: You (5) | are (4) | Awesome (4) | i (2) | Poo (2) | thumb (2)

latest user's comments

#38 - ******* rekt 04/06/2015 on Rood 0
#96 - keep hitting F5 until its back up again 02/15/2015 on You wake up & FJ is dead +1
#8 - why did i think it said dad...jesus christ that image was … 01/13/2015 on best friend 0
#20 - ************* brum ***** ! 01/06/2015 on Fucker got told +2
#61 - aah yeah it is, my bad 12/20/2014 on Cant beat that deal 0
#47 - in england 20 mcnuggets is £4 so 100 would be £20...cheaper …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Cant beat that deal +1
#60 - chugwug (12/20/2014) [-]
$25 is £16, so it is cheaper in US
User avatar #61 - herodan (12/20/2014) [-]
aah yeah it is, my bad
#59 - chugwug has deleted their comment.
#13 - dude oh my god, i literally started choking when i read 'That'…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Obama confirmed Illuminati? +1
User avatar #17 - maxismahname (12/14/2014) [-]
Haha I love making people laugh
#67 - need help here, had this game as a child anf cuking loved it, … 12/11/2014 on Ubisoft are being cunts again 0
#52 - is the first time really that bad and should i lose it to some…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Dat feel when you finally... 0
User avatar #61 - somuchfreedom (11/18/2014) [-]
dude the first time will not be as amazing as you think because nothing ever is. But it feels really good, is fun, you get to touch a naked woman which is always fun. I would reccomend saving your first time for a special laddy, it makes it mean more and lessens the chance of regret, but afterwords go wild. But since you are 16 and an fj I am obligated to inform you you will never get laid (law of the internet man)
User avatar #58 - trolljunkusa (11/18/2014) [-]
Honestly I thought my first time having sex woulda been amazing, but I ended up not enjoying sex at all. I've done it with different girls multiple times and still don't enjoy it, I don't even try to have sex anymore
User avatar #59 - somuchfreedom (11/18/2014) [-]
1) you are doing it wrong
2) you haven't found someone special
3) you are a homosexual
only three things I can think of
User avatar #62 - trolljunkusa (11/18/2014) [-]
1) The girls I've had sex with said I was absolutely amazing
2) I feel like this is the reason
3) Not a homosexual
User avatar #86 - logicisneigh (11/18/2014) [-]
Do weird shit put a finger in your ass piss in her ear don't give up just find what makes you tick, it upsets me to see people giving up.
User avatar #65 - somuchfreedom (11/18/2014) [-]
well then man I hope you can work out what it is you need to improve on, remember, nobody ever succeeded by bitching out
#2244 - **herodan rolled image ** 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0


Total unique items point value: 1241 / Total items point value: 8545
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #15 - vermillionbobcat (06/30/2014) [-]
I need you to carry on my legacy if I get banned. See Top content
User avatar #14 to #13 - herodan (06/25/2014) [-]
thankyou, oh so much
#9 - anonymous (09/11/2013) [-]
**** you, stop posting porn outside **** .
I don't come here to jerk off and I don't ******* like it when I get in awkward situations because other people see it and think I'm jerking off when I'm flagging you.
Go **** off and keep your porn folder to yourself!
User avatar #10 to #9 - herodan (09/12/2013) [-]
lol it started as a jokey comment then i realised what ive done so i thought **** it, if you didnt want to see it just dont ******* look, hide my ******* comment and stop being a little bitch
#11 to #10 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
Wow you can be a real dick sometimes.
User avatar #12 to #11 - herodan (02/20/2014) [-]
only in real life bro xD
#7 - anonymous (06/22/2013) [-]
Consider suicide and stop posting.
Thank **** you very much, I hope you ponder over your options.
User avatar #8 to #7 - herodan (06/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - dallay ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
Can you please tell me how to roll an item?
User avatar #5 to #4 - herodan (08/13/2012) [-]
what if i told you that I first started of as an ameteur troll and decided with all the confusion about being able to roll items, decided to fake roll and item by typing ones username and then putting the item in ittalics, this making it real-like. then as I started to post comments, another member "eatchickendaily" helped me and also continued to troll the FJ community and also started "fake rolling items" and as we progressed, more people fell for it, yet other also participated and fake rolled aswell. So in all conclusion, there is no item rolling.
now i will leave you with a choice:
to maintain this knowledge and also help troll the comunity of FJ, or to just simply sit back and watch the retards fail.
However now that you have this knowledge, i pray that you dont ruin the fun and also inform others of this.
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