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Interests: Scrying the Tides of Fate, Forbidden Knowledge, Books, Reading, Tentacles
Date Signed Up:10/08/2013
Last Login:8/02/2014
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#3 - More flour, all granulated sugar, Chilled dough. Mmmmmmmmmm.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2014 on chocolate chip cookie tests +2
User avatar #5 - dblej (06/06/2014) [-]
Damn you, I thought your comment was a link to incredibly delicious cookie recipes. May you and your coloured text forever be cursed with buffering right before the part of the video you want to see most.
#7 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
I didn't attempt to deceive you, and you lay the foulest of curses upon me and mine? r00d much.
User avatar #8 - dblej (06/06/2014) [-]
I took pity upon you, I decided that the curse of eternal dial-up speeds was too harsh of a punishment.
User avatar #9 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
I thank you for your mercy, dblej.
#17 - My prayers have been answered. Finally, a counter to that idio… 06/06/2014 on dead incest rats 0
#112 - I'd love to be head Scribe or something like that, obsessed wi… 06/06/2014 on TheLizardLord The Elder 0
#9 - But it's not just women who do it, so the middle one is wrong …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on B-but muh feminism 0
User avatar #10 - ohhh (06/06/2014) [-]
This can all be summed up in one sentence. Assholes come from everywhere.
#7 - Right, okay, correction then. The middle panel is just plain wrong.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on B-but muh feminism 0
User avatar #8 - alexthesiro (06/06/2014) [-]
No.
A lot of people did do it.
Atleast the gamer girl part.
User avatar #9 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
But it's not just women who do it, so the middle one is wrong on both accounts.
User avatar #10 - ohhh (06/06/2014) [-]
This can all be summed up in one sentence. Assholes come from everywhere.
#5 - Everytime I see a 'girl gamer' post it's nothing but the femin…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/06/2014 on B-but muh feminism +19
User avatar #6 - alexthesiro (06/06/2014) [-]
that's everywhere on the internet
but not everyone does that
#16 - deaminzaints (06/06/2014) [-]
whoa whoa whoa, hold up here, lets back up that statement for a sec...
"that's everywhere on the internet"
"but not everyone does that"
can you see the problem with this statement?
User avatar #57 - alexthesiro (06/06/2014) [-]
No.
It appears everywhere.
But not every single person practices it.
User avatar #7 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
Right, okay, correction then. The middle panel is just plain wrong.
User avatar #8 - alexthesiro (06/06/2014) [-]
No.
A lot of people did do it.
Atleast the gamer girl part.
User avatar #9 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
But it's not just women who do it, so the middle one is wrong on both accounts.
User avatar #10 - ohhh (06/06/2014) [-]
This can all be summed up in one sentence. Assholes come from everywhere.
#3 - I've seen the comments on this website enough to know that the…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/06/2014 on B-but muh feminism +176
#122 - supercookieduster (06/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #103 - elricbrostwo (06/06/2014) [-]
As it should be.
#34 - ninjaroo (06/06/2014) [-]
I see that as more of a side effect of acting like it makes you different, for the gamer side. Literally no one older than thirteen gives a shit about your gender in games.
#31 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
they are all true issue with feminist they only tell you bad is from men not come form there won gender as well this was the point of comic. if you did male version of it, it would be the same.
#18 - captainprincess (06/06/2014) [-]
Dude no
Don't you ever give the feminists any ammo

Doesn't matter if they're ever right about ANYTHING you DON'T tell them
it's worse than poking a beehive you just don't fucking do it

You'll only make it worse if they're told that they were right about anything
#32 - billburr (06/06/2014) [-]
What a terribly ignorant thing to say
#53 - captainprincess (06/06/2014) [-]
Oh

Oh I see what you done did mr burr
clever girl
#169 - billburr (06/07/2014) [-]
Cleverman! Cleverman!
User avatar #4 - alexthesiro (06/06/2014) [-]
not reallly
User avatar #5 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
Everytime I see a 'girl gamer' post it's nothing but the feminist side of that particular panel. I'm not saying the others aren't true, but the evidence speaks for itself.
User avatar #6 - alexthesiro (06/06/2014) [-]
that's everywhere on the internet
but not everyone does that
#16 - deaminzaints (06/06/2014) [-]
whoa whoa whoa, hold up here, lets back up that statement for a sec...
"that's everywhere on the internet"
"but not everyone does that"
can you see the problem with this statement?
User avatar #57 - alexthesiro (06/06/2014) [-]
No.
It appears everywhere.
But not every single person practices it.
User avatar #7 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
Right, okay, correction then. The middle panel is just plain wrong.
User avatar #8 - alexthesiro (06/06/2014) [-]
No.
A lot of people did do it.
Atleast the gamer girl part.
User avatar #9 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
But it's not just women who do it, so the middle one is wrong on both accounts.
User avatar #10 - ohhh (06/06/2014) [-]
This can all be summed up in one sentence. Assholes come from everywhere.
#9 - Five hours and counting. 06/06/2014 on Otaku problems +2
#13 - I couldn't help but read this post in this guy's voice…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on 4chan goes on a text adventure +9
#37 - bendeman (06/06/2014) [-]
First thing I did when i realized the kind of post this was was look through the comments for that video. Good on you sir.
#16 - Seriously, this is awesome, mesocorny. 06/05/2014 on A drawing of mine. 0
#13 - May I have your permission to use this wondrous drawing as cha…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on A drawing of mine. 0
User avatar #15 - mesocorny (06/05/2014) [-]
PM me.
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#2644 - **hermaeousmora rolled image ** You'll never catch me alive! 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#96 - Pure simply means that it is completely made of energy, not matter. 06/05/2014 on Fallout Tech 0
#145 - The poor Celtic warriors from Shadowvale drown. 06/05/2014 on smartass 0
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#25 - Eastern Brotherhood ftw. 06/04/2014 on Another day in the Gomorrah 0
#4 - The Description was better than the content. 06/04/2014 on Worst poker face evar. -1
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User avatar #50 - lightninghorse (06/04/2014) [-]
that last duel thing is also completely wrong

www.rideau-info.com/canal/tales/last-duel.html

one guy killed the other and got the lady they were fighting over
#3 - Which Brotherhood Chapter do you sympathize with the most?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Another day in the Gomorrah 0
User avatar #11 - thelizardlord (06/04/2014) [-]
East
User avatar #25 - hermaeousmora (06/04/2014) [-]
Eastern Brotherhood ftw.
#7 - teabags (06/04/2014) [-]
actually this, im curious are you east, west, or north BoS?
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User avatar #27 - godgem (04/17/2014) [-]
have you read the new book?
User avatar #26 - kievaughnb (03/27/2014) [-]
Talk about the Vivec, CHiM, and the Godhead.

Vivec had sex with Molag Bal because he can control all of reality and instead of being like Talos and using this power to create order, he just failed to give a fuck. Then he named his "spear" (penis) Muatra. source: www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:36_Lessons_of_Vivec,_Sermon_14 At his trial he "stabbed" Azura in the face with it. He skullfucked Azura. source: www.imperial-library.info/content/trial-vivec

You know about CHiM, reverse CHiM, and Zero-Sum, right?

Also, the Dwemer, Numidium, and the Dragonbreak would be cool to talk about.

And the Shezzarine.

Also, there's a couple odd tidbits that would be cool to talk about: Pankratosword (atomic bomb), Pelinal Whitestrake (killer cyborg from the future with lasers), how an alternate name of Auriel is Uriel, and Uriel is a Biblical archangel whose name means lightbringer (Lucifer also means lightbringer), how Lorkhan is close to Loki, both because of his name and because to the elves he's a trickster. I have more of these, too.
User avatar #23 - zahnrad (03/26/2014) [-]
Didn't want to bother you too much with this by posting it on the next content so I'll just link it on your profile to look at.

www.funnyjunk.com/Elder+Scrolls+Lore+3+The+Monomyth/funny-pictures/5071352/20#20
User avatar #24 to #23 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
If and when I do a comp on Lorkhan or the Khajiit, I will include information on the Moons. In fact, I might make that next.
#16 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
Not... Really... Sure what posessed me to make this, but assuming you use a program with layer abilities like photoshop or gimp I made this for you and your compilations

(imgur link incase the attached image was resized automatically or gets the transparent background fucked up.)
i.imgur.com/FX3Tt7m.png
User avatar #17 to #16 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
I love you. I'm going to use this, and I'm going to credit you in every comp from now on!
User avatar #18 to #17 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
No problem, mi amigo, it only took about 30 minutes of my time... But when you're me and you have nothing to do but sit on your ass at work then go home and continue doing nothing but sitting on your ass 30 minutes isn't very long.

Though, I do have an idea for an elder scrolls comp if you're interested in hearing- it's something I've seen nothing about, sadly, on funnyjunk.
User avatar #19 to #18 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Fire the idea cannons, let the songs of knowledge be heard, as I say!
No really, shoot, it's the least I can do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
It's something quite dear to my heart, actually, as I was part of the project as a concept artist shortly. Everyone knows about mods like Falskaar, or Moonpath to Elsweyr. And there are even a few that aim to add in the entirety of Tamriel though they will likely never see the light of day.

The guys over at tesrenewal.com/ however are just wanting to add Morrowind. As in, literally, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Tribunal and Bloodmoon. They are the same dudes who created Morroblivion as well, but they are aiming much higher this time by manually recreating by hand. Creatures, architecture, weapons, armors, everything.

I'm not sure how well that would translate to a compilation, but having been a part of the team (and I may end up going back here in a few months) I want to get them as much attention as possible.
User avatar #21 to #20 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Consider it done. I will give them a shoutout comp soon! I must admit I'm eagerly awaiting the project myself too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
Then in return for doing the comp I'll give you this little bit of info- The main dudes on the team say that a beta build should be available around Fall 2014 and they plan on full release in 2015 if everything goes as planned. But, of course, no one can guarantee everything WILL go as planned.

If you have trouble sorting through the screenshots or want something specific, shoot me a line and I'll get you what you need for it <3 keep up the good work, Herma, love your work.
User avatar #5 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
Jyggalag
the 18th daedra
tons of theories about what he is doing now
User avatar #6 to #5 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
17th, actually.
And Nobody knows!
User avatar #7 to #6 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
i thought i counted 17 without him....
And in Oblivion, the game text says that he separated from the prince of madness and went to regain his power.
Then, the hero becomes the prince of insanity.
WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THIS
He is like the most bad ass daedra. all the other daedra had to gang up on him and couldnt defeat him, only seal him
User avatar #15 to #7 - jyggalag (03/26/2014) [-]
FINNALY SOMEBODY REMEMBERED ME
#25 to #15 - godgem (03/27/2014) [-]
He'll ye
User avatar #8 to #7 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
1 Azura
2 Boethiah
3 Clavicus Vile
4 Hermaeus Mora
5 Hircine
6 Jyggalag
7 Malacath
8 Mehrunes Dagon
9 Mephala
10 Meridia
11 Molag Bal
12 Namira
13 Nocturnal
14 Peryite
15 Sanguine
16 Sheogorath
17 Vaermina

17 including Jyggalag. And you're right about the Champion becoming Sheogorath after the events of The Shivering Isles.
User avatar #9 to #8 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
what about vivec
i remember reading about him...
azura cursed him/blessed him and he became a god, but a god of might
and cannot be worshiped as a god but as daemon
and has his own oblivion plane.
i might be forgetting something...
User avatar #10 to #9 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
the Thing about Vivec is that he was a mortal who ascended (sort of). He was a poet warrior god, and many of the stories about him may very well be just stories. The religion of the dunmer under the Tribunal was twisted, and from an outside view, it's hard to make sense of in the grand scheme of things.

Vivec wasn't ever a Daedra. He, Sotha-Sil, and Almalexia were Chimer who used the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods on Nirn. Azura then cursed the Chimer because their leaders (those three) disrespected the wishes of their dead master by using the heart of lorkhan. The Chimer became the Dunmer, and their history was clouded by the three 'gods' of the Tribunal.
User avatar #11 to #10 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
havent read any books in years
thanks for clearing it up bro
actually chatting and playing skyrim atm, wbu
User avatar #12 to #11 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Don't sweat it, I've spent almost as much time reading Lore as I have playing the Elder Scrolls Games.
I'm working on Lore Comps, I've played so much Skyrim it's not even funny.
User avatar #14 to #12 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
or maybe the still living dwarf
User avatar #13 to #12 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
you should do another comp on the bugs in jars stuff
if i remember, there are some hypothetical lore things there
User avatar #2 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Bitch you think you're a god huh? I'm motherfucking Lorkhan.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I seem to remember your heart being plucked out and flung across Tamriel.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Well clearly I survived, have fun with your tentacle porn.
#1 - Marker ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Well hello there, Hermeaus. How goes the whole "knowledge" thing?
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