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Date Signed Up:10/08/2013
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#116 - What is good for the individual is not necessarily good for th…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on 'Merica +2
#126 - kulamia (06/17/2014) [-]
The state is comprised of the individuals in total. To say that one individual needs to quiet down because someone else would feel harassed is asinine to me(please do not take offense, your culture is different enough from mine that you are not what offends me, but the ideas).

While there are many groups out there that are hateful and disgusting, I believe that if we pick and choose what is and is not acceptable, that can be abused VERU quickly by the wrong people. Sure today it's wbc, and some radical muslims trying to get people to hate (insert country here). But what about if the wrong people take power and suddenly it's people who chant down with *those people in power who are abusing it*?
#132 - devout feminist (06/17/2014) [-]
Indeed man

We have the BNP in England, yes they are seemingly racist, yes they curse and stuff, but to be honest, it's a legit Political view that people are welcome too.

Freedom of Speech is a glorious gift, it's a real shame a lot of countries don't 'truly' Endorse it.
User avatar #133 - hermaeousmora (06/17/2014) [-]
To be clear, you can say whatever you'd like in Canada, but you can't use your beliefs to harass people. The Westboro Baptist Church was banned from the country because they picket funerals and hold protests over something that the majority of Canadians have no issue with. They're barred from entry because the majority of Canadians don't want people like them in the country.
#68 - Yeah. You killed him and took his place. Some peopl… 06/17/2014 on History is fun +1
#66 - Hell yeah ************ . Final battle was the …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on History is fun 0
User avatar #67 - bigchilla (06/17/2014) [-]
its been a long while since i played, didnt you fight ares or something?
User avatar #68 - hermaeousmora (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah. You killed him and took his place.
Some people may say it copied God of War, but it was released the same year, only six months later; I doubt the developers copied God of War.
#54 - This game is not an RTS, but it is awesome.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/17/2014 on History is fun +8
User avatar #102 - pointblankhits (06/17/2014) [-]
My god...the memorys
User avatar #84 - owllynator (06/17/2014) [-]
such a great game! best sega game
User avatar #65 - bigchilla (06/17/2014) [-]
that game was one of the most fun hack and slash games back in the day.
User avatar #66 - hermaeousmora (06/17/2014) [-]
Hell yeah motherfucker. Final battle was the SHIT.
User avatar #67 - bigchilla (06/17/2014) [-]
its been a long while since i played, didnt you fight ares or something?
User avatar #68 - hermaeousmora (06/17/2014) [-]
Yeah. You killed him and took his place.
Some people may say it copied God of War, but it was released the same year, only six months later; I doubt the developers copied God of War.
#210 - Religion Fanatics in a nutshell. My father is a pretty…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on Natural Selection At It's... 0
#322 - devout feminist (06/17/2014) [-]
Now i'm not saying it's only religious people who do this shit, but when is the last time you heard an atheist say "jesus will heal me"?

I honestly do get your point, but the one i'm making is that atheists may be oblivious and stupid at times but only people with a religion (Or other mental disabilities) will believe shit this stupid.
#57 - T'was a thing last year... it was wondrous. 06/17/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1 - Source is 3:20 in 'Meet the Medic'.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on mfw Power Armor +1
User avatar #12 - notapancake (06/16/2014) [-]
We know
#8 - tehinternetzguy (06/16/2014) [-]
fucking really?
#31 - Picture 06/16/2014 on Anthropomorphic Objects +17
#37 - Or is it a body head with the man of a child? 06/16/2014 on For Real +5
#71 - It's also a violation of international law... 06/15/2014 on Stuff Nobody Needs OC 0
#151 - 1812 ************ . 06/15/2014 on Damn That's Impressive 0
#13 - I'd wager it's Ballistics Gel, which is a Solid-ish Gel that i… 06/14/2014 on Damage That A Hollow Point... +1
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#28 - How is the belief that all humans have the instinct to kill wh… 06/14/2014 on Humanity, Fuck Yeh +1
#109 - "Last Night I had the strangest dream. I sailed away to C… 06/14/2014 on dhbjadbjkadaklsdn SCATMAAAN 0
#61 - Are you sure? What will Falkor say when I ask him about you?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Heard you were talking shit +1
#63 - sakurasou (06/11/2014) [-]
Who man. I'm sorry I interrupted you. Proximity can't understand us if we talk at the same time.

You go ahead and talk to Proximity about Falkor first. I'll wait.
#59 - Falkor was in Proximity.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Heard you were talking shit +1
User avatar #60 - Proximity (06/11/2014) [-]
Our relationship is entirely platonic, I swear
#62 - sakurasou (06/11/2014) [-]
You should straighten that out. Falkor has said some... interesting things about the two of you.
User avatar #61 - hermaeousmora (06/11/2014) [-]
Are you sure? What will Falkor say when I ask him about you?
#63 - sakurasou (06/11/2014) [-]
Who man. I'm sorry I interrupted you. Proximity can't understand us if we talk at the same time.

You go ahead and talk to Proximity about Falkor first. I'll wait.
#47 - **** Falkor.  [+] (8 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Heard you were talking shit 0
User avatar #56 - deadlockr (06/11/2014) [-]
Falkor brought this on himself
#58 - sakurasou (06/11/2014) [-]
What did Falkor ever do to you guys?
User avatar #59 - hermaeousmora (06/11/2014) [-]
Falkor was in Proximity.
User avatar #60 - Proximity (06/11/2014) [-]
Our relationship is entirely platonic, I swear
#62 - sakurasou (06/11/2014) [-]
You should straighten that out. Falkor has said some... interesting things about the two of you.
User avatar #61 - hermaeousmora (06/11/2014) [-]
Are you sure? What will Falkor say when I ask him about you?
#63 - sakurasou (06/11/2014) [-]
Who man. I'm sorry I interrupted you. Proximity can't understand us if we talk at the same time.

You go ahead and talk to Proximity about Falkor first. I'll wait.
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#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on 20 Similes to Smile at 0
#18 - devout feminist (06/11/2014) [-]
No it's not.
#17 - Man, Gideon's still got it! 06/11/2014 on Cake +6
#110 - This is a nice text color party you've got going on. Can I join?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Stairway to heaven comp#3 +2
User avatar #112 - hektoroftroy (06/11/2014) [-]
Get in here man <3
User avatar #119 - chadisyounggg (06/11/2014) [-]
I posted oc and it got 900 thimbs I still haven't gotten my purple text for it :/
User avatar #141 - grapesforall (06/11/2014) [-]
1000 thumbs to join the party
User avatar #156 - chadisyounggg (06/11/2014) [-]
I see content still getting admin approved at like 600 thumbs my nigga.
User avatar #131 - huewut (06/11/2014) [-]
That's 'cause you need 1000...
#5 - You sir have given me a wonderful thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on horse +1
User avatar #8 - thekiwihacker (06/11/2014) [-]
No problem.
#54 - Some people are incredibly liberal with their green thumbs. 06/10/2014 on There can only be one. +2
#42 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Best superpower +5
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User avatar #27 - godgem (04/17/2014) [-]
have you read the new book?
User avatar #26 - kievaughnb ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
Talk about the Vivec, CHiM, and the Godhead.

Vivec had sex with Molag Bal because he can control all of reality and instead of being like Talos and using this power to create order, he just failed to give a **** . Then he named his "spear" (penis) Muatra. source: www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:36_Lessons_of_Vivec,_Sermon_14 At his trial he "stabbed" Azura in the face with it. He *********** Azura. source: www.imperial-library.info/content/trial-vivec

You know about CHiM, reverse CHiM, and Zero-Sum, right?

Also, the Dwemer, Numidium, and the Dragonbreak would be cool to talk about.

And the Shezzarine.

Also, there's a couple odd tidbits that would be cool to talk about: Pankratosword (atomic bomb), Pelinal Whitestrake (killer cyborg from the future with lasers), how an alternate name of Auriel is Uriel, and Uriel is a Biblical archangel whose name means lightbringer (Lucifer also means lightbringer), how Lorkhan is close to Loki, both because of his name and because to the elves he's a trickster. I have more of these, too.
User avatar #23 - zahnrad (03/26/2014) [-]
Didn't want to bother you too much with this by posting it on the next content so I'll just link it on your profile to look at.

www.funnyjunk.com/Elder+Scrolls+Lore+3+The+Monomyth/funny-pictures/5071352/20#20
User avatar #24 to #23 - hermaeousmora (03/26/2014) [-]
If and when I do a comp on Lorkhan or the Khajiit, I will include information on the Moons. In fact, I might make that next.
#16 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
Not... Really... Sure what posessed me to make this, but assuming you use a program with layer abilities like photoshop or gimp I made this for you and your compilations

(imgur link incase the attached image was resized automatically or gets the transparent background ****** up.)
i.imgur.com/FX3Tt7m.png
User avatar #17 to #16 - hermaeousmora (03/26/2014) [-]
I love you. I'm going to use this, and I'm going to credit you in every comp from now on!
User avatar #18 to #17 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
No problem, mi amigo, it only took about 30 minutes of my time... But when you're me and you have nothing to do but sit on your ass at work then go home and continue doing nothing but sitting on your ass 30 minutes isn't very long.

Though, I do have an idea for an elder scrolls comp if you're interested in hearing- it's something I've seen nothing about, sadly, on funnyjunk.
User avatar #19 to #18 - hermaeousmora (03/26/2014) [-]
Fire the idea cannons, let the songs of knowledge be heard, as I say!
No really, shoot, it's the least I can do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
It's something quite dear to my heart, actually, as I was part of the project as a concept artist shortly. Everyone knows about mods like Falskaar, or Moonpath to Elsweyr. And there are even a few that aim to add in the entirety of Tamriel though they will likely never see the light of day.

The guys over at tesrenewal.com/ however are just wanting to add Morrowind. As in, literally, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Tribunal and Bloodmoon. They are the same dudes who created Morroblivion as well, but they are aiming much higher this time by manually recreating by hand. Creatures, architecture, weapons, armors, everything.

I'm not sure how well that would translate to a compilation, but having been a part of the team (and I may end up going back here in a few months) I want to get them as much attention as possible.
User avatar #21 to #20 - hermaeousmora (03/26/2014) [-]
Consider it done. I will give them a shoutout comp soon! I must admit I'm eagerly awaiting the project myself too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
Then in return for doing the comp I'll give you this little bit of info- The main dudes on the team say that a beta build should be available around Fall 2014 and they plan on full release in 2015 if everything goes as planned. But, of course, no one can guarantee everything WILL go as planned.

If you have trouble sorting through the screenshots or want something specific, shoot me a line and I'll get you what you need for it <3 keep up the good work, Herma, love your work.
User avatar #5 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
Jyggalag
the 18th daedra
tons of theories about what he is doing now
User avatar #6 to #5 - hermaeousmora (03/26/2014) [-]
17th, actually.
And Nobody knows!
User avatar #7 to #6 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
i thought i counted 17 without him....
And in Oblivion, the game text says that he separated from the prince of madness and went to regain his power.
Then, the hero becomes the prince of insanity.
WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THIS
He is like the most bad ass daedra. all the other daedra had to gang up on him and couldnt defeat him, only seal him
User avatar #15 to #7 - jyggalag (03/26/2014) [-]
FINNALY SOMEBODY REMEMBERED ME
#25 to #15 - godgem (03/27/2014) [-]
He'll ye
User avatar #8 to #7 - hermaeousmora (03/26/2014) [-]
1 Azura
2 Boethiah
3 Clavicus Vile
4 Hermaeus Mora
5 Hircine
6 Jyggalag
7 Malacath
8 Mehrunes Dagon
9 Mephala
10 Meridia
11 Molag Bal
12 Namira
13 Nocturnal
14 Peryite
15 Sanguine
16 Sheogorath
17 Vaermina

17 including Jyggalag. And you're right about the Champion becoming Sheogorath after the events of The Shivering Isles.
User avatar #9 to #8 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
what about vivec
i remember reading about him...
azura cursed him/blessed him and he became a god, but a god of might
and cannot be worshiped as a god but as daemon
and has his own oblivion plane.
i might be forgetting something...
User avatar #10 to #9 - hermaeousmora (03/26/2014) [-]
the Thing about Vivec is that he was a mortal who ascended (sort of). He was a poet warrior god, and many of the stories about him may very well be just stories. The religion of the dunmer under the Tribunal was twisted, and from an outside view, it's hard to make sense of in the grand scheme of things.

Vivec wasn't ever a Daedra. He, Sotha-Sil, and Almalexia were Chimer who used the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods on Nirn. Azura then cursed the Chimer because their leaders (those three) disrespected the wishes of their dead master by using the heart of lorkhan. The Chimer became the Dunmer, and their history was clouded by the three 'gods' of the Tribunal.
User avatar #11 to #10 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
havent read any books in years
thanks for clearing it up bro
actually chatting and playing skyrim atm, wbu
User avatar #12 to #11 - hermaeousmora (03/26/2014) [-]
Don't sweat it, I've spent almost as much time reading Lore as I have playing the Elder Scrolls Games.
I'm working on Lore Comps, I've played so much Skyrim it's not even funny.
User avatar #14 to #12 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
or maybe the still living dwarf
User avatar #13 to #12 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
you should do another comp on the bugs in jars stuff
if i remember, there are some hypothetical lore things there
User avatar #2 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Bitch you think you're a god huh? I'm ************* Lorkhan.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hermaeousmora (03/25/2014) [-]
I seem to remember your heart being plucked out and flung across Tamriel.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Well clearly I survived, have fun with your tentacle porn.
#1 - Marker ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Well hello there, Hermeaus. How goes the whole "knowledge" thing?
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