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Interests: Scrying the Tides of Fate, Forbidden Knowledge, Books, Reading, Tentacles
Date Signed Up:10/08/2013
Last Login:8/21/2014
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#5 - That's -our- thing. 05/23/2014 on fucking snitch 0
#34 - That's a damn shame. 05/22/2014 on Mikasa is best titan. 0
#29 - I frickin' hope not.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Mikasa is best titan. 0
User avatar #32 - hammerify (05/22/2014) [-]
First off, "Attack on Titan" season 2 is definitely coming... sooner or later, but with the emphasis mostly on later. That's because the creators of the anime, Wit Studios, aren't even working on a sequel yet. At least not in the traditional sense. I know that seems hard to believe: "Attack on Titan" was their first TV show and their first hit; it's surprising they have the luxury to not follow it up immediately. But it's the truth: they're not working on a direct sequel in 2014. They definitely intend to eventually, however, so 2015 is pretty likely. -www.idigitaltimes.com/articles/22441/20140330/attack-on-titan-season-2-release-date.htm
User avatar #34 - hermaeousmora (05/22/2014) [-]
That's a damn shame.
#26 - Is there a pill for stupidity tolerance I can take so I can ke…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Funny because shes fat +2
#27 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/22/2014) [-]
#7 - Just finished all the episodes released so far... **** …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Mikasa is best titan. +2
User avatar #8 - aznfanta (05/22/2014) [-]
has season 2 started yet? I havent been paying attention since season 1 ended
User avatar #24 - deathklokiller (05/22/2014) [-]
no there waiting for a while so then manga has enough issues for season 2
#15 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
Nope, sason 2 picks up sometime around June or July.
User avatar #22 - hammerify (05/22/2014) [-]
I've heard the company doesn't plan on starting until around 2015
User avatar #29 - hermaeousmora (05/22/2014) [-]
I frickin' hope not.
User avatar #32 - hammerify (05/22/2014) [-]
First off, "Attack on Titan" season 2 is definitely coming... sooner or later, but with the emphasis mostly on later. That's because the creators of the anime, Wit Studios, aren't even working on a sequel yet. At least not in the traditional sense. I know that seems hard to believe: "Attack on Titan" was their first TV show and their first hit; it's surprising they have the luxury to not follow it up immediately. But it's the truth: they're not working on a direct sequel in 2014. They definitely intend to eventually, however, so 2015 is pretty likely. -www.idigitaltimes.com/articles/22441/20140330/attack-on-titan-season-2-release-date.htm
User avatar #34 - hermaeousmora (05/22/2014) [-]
That's a damn shame.
#16 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
*season
#39 - The tyranids are growing Guitars now, huh? 05/21/2014 on neat guitar 0
#6 - Who gave Tingle the ******* gun?! 05/20/2014 on steves a pirate 0
#45 - That's true. Honestly, it really doesn't mean much these days.… 05/20/2014 on F U 0
#40 - Actually, the United States has defaulted on its deb…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on F U +1
#44 - mayoroftownsville (05/20/2014) [-]
That's interesting, though as the article noted, the '79 default was little more than an expensive technical error, not indicative of an inability to pay.
User avatar #45 - hermaeousmora (05/20/2014) [-]
That's true. Honestly, it really doesn't mean much these days. But it's interesting nonetheless.
#115 - I love you. 05/19/2014 on Pushing Pals +1
#112 - Samio, does this comic have anything to do with this?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Pushing Pals +1
User avatar #114 - samio (05/19/2014) [-]
Yesh.

:3
#115 - hermaeousmora (05/19/2014) [-]
I love you.
#40 - Picture 05/18/2014 on Poké-fusion +1
#18 - Who the **** let the Skaven out? 05/18/2014 on Best Photobomb +2
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Ironic Photos - Comp Part... 0
User avatar #13 - majordraco (05/18/2014) [-]
Yes you both pulled up the same meaning.

And yes all of these are Ironic, except nescient, that was just coincidental.

1) Watkin's Roofing, you would expect them to have a roof and a good roof, but they do not -Irony Check

2) Reading a book how to focus, while not focusing - Ironic Check

3) A device that detects fire, caught on fire - Irony Check

I mean do you not get how these are outcome of events opposite of what would be expected? Your own damn definition.
User avatar #22 - babyanalraper (05/18/2014) [-]
The News van was just coincidental though
User avatar #27 - majordraco (05/18/2014) [-]
True.
#2 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Ironic Photos - Comp Part... -13
#3 - rommoram (05/17/2014) [-]
Google > Futurama
User avatar #13 - majordraco (05/18/2014) [-]
Yes you both pulled up the same meaning.

And yes all of these are Ironic, except nescient, that was just coincidental.

1) Watkin's Roofing, you would expect them to have a roof and a good roof, but they do not -Irony Check

2) Reading a book how to focus, while not focusing - Ironic Check

3) A device that detects fire, caught on fire - Irony Check

I mean do you not get how these are outcome of events opposite of what would be expected? Your own damn definition.
User avatar #22 - babyanalraper (05/18/2014) [-]
The News van was just coincidental though
User avatar #27 - majordraco (05/18/2014) [-]
True.
#8 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Ironic Photos - Comp Part 2 +15
#6 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Ironic Photos - Comp Part 3 +32
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Description 0
#41 - golfbob (05/17/2014) [-]
#37 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Description 0
#2 - If she's had a few drinks, it's not rape. If she's a bit d…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Alcohol +16
#7 - hazelnutqt (05/17/2014) [-]
It's still rape if she's a bit drunk and you force yourself on her tho
#6 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
Technically the moment she becomes drunk she can no longer give proper consent (and let's face it being in a drunk state often leads to bad decision making), which makes it rape by definition (unless if by "a bit drunk" you mean tipsy, in which case she's mentally still in control).

But let's look at the other side of the spectrum first, if you're knowingly taking advantage of a drunk girl, it's rape. You know damn well in this situation that she wouldn't sleep with you sober so you put your cock in sleepmode waiting for her to lose control, in this situation you are a rapist and an asshole. In case you're both drunk no one's at fault, because both of the participants are in a bad mental state.

Bottom line: having sex with a drunk girl isn't always rape. However, if you have to base your chances with a woman on how drunk she is, go home and rethink your life.
#8 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
Drunk people can still give consent unless they're so drunk the don't even know what's going on around them. The sobrity of the other person has nothing to do with it.
Hence the link

The people who think that is rape are the reason people don't take rape seriously...
User avatar #11 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
The people you're referring to in the start of that comment aren't that drunk then, tipsy at most. Sobriety has everything to do with it, it might not be rape in it's worst form, aka the "struggle snuggle". However, taking advantage of drunk chicks is wrong in every way and might as well be considered rape.
#12 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
'Might as well be considered rape'

I know you mean well, but statements like this simply trivialise rape and breed contempt. You are responsible for your own actions when drunk, which is why we prosecute drunk drivers.
User avatar #14 - kingkittan (05/17/2014) [-]
That scenario is completely different though, the drunk driver isn't the victim but the offender. The victim of a drunk driver is about as helpless as a drunk rape victim.

Why exactly would it be fair that the offender (who is completely aware of what he/she would be doing to the victim) is in no way accountable, even though the offender manipulated and cheated someone in a bad mental state?
#15 - helpless (05/18/2014) [-]
I wasn't raped
User avatar #16 - kingkittan (05/18/2014) [-]
clever bastard.
#4 - anonymous (05/17/2014) [-]
Too bad 99% of feminists think everything is rape.
#3 - xspencerxxx (05/17/2014) [-]
If she/he had a few drinks, it's not rape.
If she/he a bit drunk, it's not rape.
If she/he is blackout drunk, slurring so bad it's hard to understand her/him, and barely able to walk, it's not fuckin rape.
both sides should take responsibility, if one of them is sober that is rape of cource, but both men and women make bad choices drunk, why should the man have to be a rapist when hes drunk at the same time.
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#4 - "The use of words expressing something other than their l… 05/17/2014 on Ironic Photos - Comp Part 1 0
#191 - HermaeousMora's Canadian Confederacy in RED 05/17/2014 on Here is Dubai! 0
#3 - It's a repost. 05/16/2014 on A thumbing gif for you 0
#130 - EVE would tie with PC Minecraft. 05/13/2014 on Gaming Facts Comp! 0
#128 - Fair point. Theoretical distance... However, each system has h…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2014 on Gaming Facts Comp! 0
User avatar #129 - demandsgayversion (05/13/2014) [-]
Wouldn't PC Minecraft beat everything, anyway? It goes as long as the data can without being corrupted.
User avatar #130 - hermaeousmora (05/13/2014) [-]
EVE would tie with PC Minecraft.
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User avatar #27 - godgem (04/17/2014) [-]
have you read the new book?
User avatar #26 - kievaughnb (03/27/2014) [-]
Talk about the Vivec, CHiM, and the Godhead.

Vivec had sex with Molag Bal because he can control all of reality and instead of being like Talos and using this power to create order, he just failed to give a **** . Then he named his "spear" (penis) Muatra. source: www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:36_Lessons_of_Vivec,_Sermon_14 At his trial he "stabbed" Azura in the face with it. He *********** Azura. source: www.imperial-library.info/content/trial-vivec

You know about CHiM, reverse CHiM, and Zero-Sum, right?

Also, the Dwemer, Numidium, and the Dragonbreak would be cool to talk about.

And the Shezzarine.

Also, there's a couple odd tidbits that would be cool to talk about: Pankratosword (atomic bomb), Pelinal Whitestrake (killer cyborg from the future with lasers), how an alternate name of Auriel is Uriel, and Uriel is a Biblical archangel whose name means lightbringer (Lucifer also means lightbringer), how Lorkhan is close to Loki, both because of his name and because to the elves he's a trickster. I have more of these, too.
User avatar #23 - zahnrad (03/26/2014) [-]
Didn't want to bother you too much with this by posting it on the next content so I'll just link it on your profile to look at.

www.funnyjunk.com/Elder+Scrolls+Lore+3+The+Monomyth/funny-pictures/5071352/20#20
User avatar #24 to #23 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
If and when I do a comp on Lorkhan or the Khajiit, I will include information on the Moons. In fact, I might make that next.
#16 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
Not... Really... Sure what posessed me to make this, but assuming you use a program with layer abilities like photoshop or gimp I made this for you and your compilations

(imgur link incase the attached image was resized automatically or gets the transparent background ****** up.)
i.imgur.com/FX3Tt7m.png
User avatar #17 to #16 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
I love you. I'm going to use this, and I'm going to credit you in every comp from now on!
User avatar #18 to #17 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
No problem, mi amigo, it only took about 30 minutes of my time... But when you're me and you have nothing to do but sit on your ass at work then go home and continue doing nothing but sitting on your ass 30 minutes isn't very long.

Though, I do have an idea for an elder scrolls comp if you're interested in hearing- it's something I've seen nothing about, sadly, on funnyjunk.
User avatar #19 to #18 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Fire the idea cannons, let the songs of knowledge be heard, as I say!
No really, shoot, it's the least I can do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
It's something quite dear to my heart, actually, as I was part of the project as a concept artist shortly. Everyone knows about mods like Falskaar, or Moonpath to Elsweyr. And there are even a few that aim to add in the entirety of Tamriel though they will likely never see the light of day.

The guys over at tesrenewal.com/ however are just wanting to add Morrowind. As in, literally, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Tribunal and Bloodmoon. They are the same dudes who created Morroblivion as well, but they are aiming much higher this time by manually recreating by hand. Creatures, architecture, weapons, armors, everything.

I'm not sure how well that would translate to a compilation, but having been a part of the team (and I may end up going back here in a few months) I want to get them as much attention as possible.
User avatar #21 to #20 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Consider it done. I will give them a shoutout comp soon! I must admit I'm eagerly awaiting the project myself too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
Then in return for doing the comp I'll give you this little bit of info- The main dudes on the team say that a beta build should be available around Fall 2014 and they plan on full release in 2015 if everything goes as planned. But, of course, no one can guarantee everything WILL go as planned.

If you have trouble sorting through the screenshots or want something specific, shoot me a line and I'll get you what you need for it <3 keep up the good work, Herma, love your work.
User avatar #5 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
Jyggalag
the 18th daedra
tons of theories about what he is doing now
User avatar #6 to #5 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
17th, actually.
And Nobody knows!
User avatar #7 to #6 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
i thought i counted 17 without him....
And in Oblivion, the game text says that he separated from the prince of madness and went to regain his power.
Then, the hero becomes the prince of insanity.
WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THIS
He is like the most bad ass daedra. all the other daedra had to gang up on him and couldnt defeat him, only seal him
User avatar #15 to #7 - jyggalag (03/26/2014) [-]
FINNALY SOMEBODY REMEMBERED ME
#25 to #15 - godgem (03/27/2014) [-]
He'll ye
User avatar #8 to #7 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
1 Azura
2 Boethiah
3 Clavicus Vile
4 Hermaeus Mora
5 Hircine
6 Jyggalag
7 Malacath
8 Mehrunes Dagon
9 Mephala
10 Meridia
11 Molag Bal
12 Namira
13 Nocturnal
14 Peryite
15 Sanguine
16 Sheogorath
17 Vaermina

17 including Jyggalag. And you're right about the Champion becoming Sheogorath after the events of The Shivering Isles.
User avatar #9 to #8 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
what about vivec
i remember reading about him...
azura cursed him/blessed him and he became a god, but a god of might
and cannot be worshiped as a god but as daemon
and has his own oblivion plane.
i might be forgetting something...
User avatar #10 to #9 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
the Thing about Vivec is that he was a mortal who ascended (sort of). He was a poet warrior god, and many of the stories about him may very well be just stories. The religion of the dunmer under the Tribunal was twisted, and from an outside view, it's hard to make sense of in the grand scheme of things.

Vivec wasn't ever a Daedra. He, Sotha-Sil, and Almalexia were Chimer who used the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods on Nirn. Azura then cursed the Chimer because their leaders (those three) disrespected the wishes of their dead master by using the heart of lorkhan. The Chimer became the Dunmer, and their history was clouded by the three 'gods' of the Tribunal.
User avatar #11 to #10 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
havent read any books in years
thanks for clearing it up bro
actually chatting and playing skyrim atm, wbu
User avatar #12 to #11 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Don't sweat it, I've spent almost as much time reading Lore as I have playing the Elder Scrolls Games.
I'm working on Lore Comps, I've played so much Skyrim it's not even funny.
User avatar #14 to #12 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
or maybe the still living dwarf
User avatar #13 to #12 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
you should do another comp on the bugs in jars stuff
if i remember, there are some hypothetical lore things there
User avatar #2 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Bitch you think you're a god huh? I'm ************* Lorkhan.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I seem to remember your heart being plucked out and flung across Tamriel.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Well clearly I survived, have fun with your tentacle porn.
#1 - Marker (01/13/2014) [-]
Well hello there, Hermeaus. How goes the whole "knowledge" thing?
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