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#3 - You're hurting my brain.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Footurama +6
User avatar #6 - warioteam (06/08/2014) [-]
its an animation mistake, dont try.
#44 - My Gran and Grandad told me as a kid that if I took too long i… 06/08/2014 on Laces +1
#1 - Is the man pepsi?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2014 on nami's tidal wave 0
#5 - smithacat (06/08/2014) [-]
no is dr pepper
User avatar #3 - twiztidxson (06/08/2014) [-]
Did you just want to use the term 'Pepsi'?
#2 - theimmortalemperor (06/08/2014) [-]
You can see him standing there after.
#6 - At first glance I thought it was a photo of a flock of crows t… 06/08/2014 on Modern art in a nutshell 0
#5 - Glitch Master Race  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Isss Fairy +3
#7 - froggernaught (06/08/2014) [-]
Thats an odd way of saying apex
#4 - "And on that day, Humanity was taunted a second time."  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Titan Parody Meme +33
User avatar #12 - hellomynameisbill (06/08/2014) [-]
I steam in your general direction!
User avatar #6 - derpinoff (06/08/2014) [-]
I'll be honest, I was trying to understand the katakana for a cool 10 minutes before I figured what it was anmekarosomething
#22 - germed (06/08/2014) [-]
You still didn't. It's not Katakana, it's stylized roman characters made to look like Katakana. It says "Python"

That's also a 'so' not a 'n' and a 'na' not a 'me' just for clarification.
#5 - pootismang (06/08/2014) [-]
He's standing awfully close to that rabbit....
#25 - FMA in English is better. The voices capture the feeling better. 06/07/2014 on Remember the Moments 0
#153 - I'd go for it, but I'm apparently 56 levels too low. 06/07/2014 on Want to become a mod? 0
#72 - I fixed it for you. 06/07/2014 on Thank you, I'll be here all... +34
#104 - You realize you're saying the same thing that Ghettograndpa sa… 06/07/2014 on Portal Loop 0
#100 - Inertia is the resistance of any physical object to any change…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2014 on Portal Loop 0
#102 - kaarvaag (06/07/2014) [-]
Shit nigga, inertia only explains why it she would speed up and eventually miss the blue portal. However, the only forces that would be working on the kid are gravity and air resistance.
Inertia in this case is basically just how long it takes before the kid starts to accelerate, inertia doesn't provide acceleration in any way here, just the force of gravity.

Nigga, I physics like Feynman.

ghettograndpa , I just wanted you to see this as well.
User avatar #104 - hermaeousmora (06/07/2014) [-]
You realize you're saying the same thing that Ghettograndpa said.

Also, inertia never provides acceleration, quite the opposite in fact. Rather it provides resistance to the change of velocity. Without inertia acting here, you'd just keep moving after falling once. With it, it takes a few falls through the portals to reach speeds sufficient to miss the blue portal.

Inertia here provides the resistance to change of inertia that makes the gif wrong, because after shooting out of the orange portal there would be resistance to the falling because of your horizontal velocity.
User avatar #103 - ghettograndpa (06/07/2014) [-]
Inertia takes the kid out of the loop because of how the portals are placed.
#105 - kaarvaag (06/07/2014) [-]
I really don't understand what you mean by that though.

Do you agree that the kid speeds up until it has so much speed it flies by the blue portal?
If so, then that's just gravity giving the kid speed man
#27 - That is your right. My anus is prepared for your seed. 06/06/2014 on Some goddamn good artwork +2
#24 - I do like tea and chocolate...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Some goddamn good artwork +3
User avatar #25 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Well then it sounds like team camel is the place for you
#43 - ohemgeezus (06/06/2014) [-]
Holy shit, someone calls you a faggot and hates you, and within 10 replies you manage to win them over and add another member to your army.
User avatar #45 - blokrokker (06/06/2014) [-]
Well camels are pretty fucking awesome.
#22 - Oh... well, thank you. I don't know what to think abo…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Some goddamn good artwork +6
User avatar #23 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Camel side has lots of tea and chocolate
User avatar #24 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
I do like tea and chocolate...
User avatar #25 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Well then it sounds like team camel is the place for you
#43 - ohemgeezus (06/06/2014) [-]
Holy shit, someone calls you a faggot and hates you, and within 10 replies you manage to win them over and add another member to your army.
User avatar #45 - blokrokker (06/06/2014) [-]
Well camels are pretty fucking awesome.
#20 - I misjudged you, swolecamel... you thumbed me up... Why?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Some goddamn good artwork +5
User avatar #21 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
I liked you comment, it was funny
User avatar #22 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
Oh... well, thank you.

I don't know what to think about horses or camels now.
User avatar #23 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Camel side has lots of tea and chocolate
User avatar #24 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
I do like tea and chocolate...
User avatar #25 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Well then it sounds like team camel is the place for you
#43 - ohemgeezus (06/06/2014) [-]
Holy shit, someone calls you a faggot and hates you, and within 10 replies you manage to win them over and add another member to your army.
User avatar #45 - blokrokker (06/06/2014) [-]
Well camels are pretty fucking awesome.
#18 - You are cancerous. How does it feel to have dirty camel cock u…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Some goddamn good artwork +1
#26 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
I dislike your comment, fuck you.
User avatar #27 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
That is your right. My anus is prepared for your seed.
User avatar #19 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Pretty good thanks
User avatar #20 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
I misjudged you, swolecamel... you thumbed me up...
Why?
User avatar #21 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
I liked you comment, it was funny
User avatar #22 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
Oh... well, thank you.

I don't know what to think about horses or camels now.
User avatar #23 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Camel side has lots of tea and chocolate
User avatar #24 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
I do like tea and chocolate...
User avatar #25 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Well then it sounds like team camel is the place for you
#43 - ohemgeezus (06/06/2014) [-]
Holy shit, someone calls you a faggot and hates you, and within 10 replies you manage to win them over and add another member to your army.
User avatar #45 - blokrokker (06/06/2014) [-]
Well camels are pretty fucking awesome.
#9 - I thank you for your mercy, dblej. 06/06/2014 on chocolate chip cookie tests +2
#36 - Horsewithgainz, I pray for thy swift limbs and strong body to… 06/06/2014 on Inconvenient Al Gore +6
#7 - I didn't attempt to deceive you, and you lay the foulest of cu…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on chocolate chip cookie tests +16
User avatar #8 - dblej (06/06/2014) [-]
I took pity upon you, I decided that the curse of eternal dial-up speeds was too harsh of a punishment.
User avatar #9 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
I thank you for your mercy, dblej.
#25 - Life is full of cunts my friend, and Camels are the worse. The…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on dead incest rats 0
User avatar #27 - anonshenanigans (06/06/2014) [-]
Ah, a hypocrite, I see. Horses bite the same hand twice as often, and Camels most certainly do not do any of the other things you have listed, unless the owner was a complete jackass. Speaking of kicking, explain why horses are such pussies and can't take a joke when you sneak up behind them? Also, have you ever ridden a Camel? I have rode many of both species, and I assure you, not only is the Camel more comfortable, but it is also much more convenient as well. If your mount was to die in the middle of nowhere, with a Horse, sure you'd have meat, but you'd be shit out of luck when it comes to water, this is the superiority of the Camel, my friend. Also explain to me why Camels can hold much more than a puny Horse? And you claim Horses have nothing but gains! Priceless! So, bottomline, Horses are cunts, and Camels are the master race.
User avatar #30 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Great job comrade you sure showed that neighsayer
User avatar #35 - anonshenanigans (06/06/2014) [-]
Thank you, almighty Camel!
#23 - I weep for mankind, blinded by the lies of camel-kind. Do you …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2014 on dead incest rats 0
User avatar #24 - anonshenanigans (06/06/2014) [-]
Are you sure you want a debate, my friend? You mess with the camel, you get the swole. Horses are truly dumb cunts, but I see they are showing some signs of intelligence, getting dumb missionaries like you to preach the word of the false prophet. Regarding the 'Slimy spit dripping from their maw', you clearly don't realise that this is a truly beautiful thing, Camels spit is like holy water, and it is awesome.
User avatar #25 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
Life is full of cunts my friend, and Camels are the worse. They bite the hand that feeds them, shit on your shoes, and then kick your balls when you're down.

Horses are the greater mount, for they are servants to mankind, and do as we will. Horses have gains, camels have slime.
User avatar #27 - anonshenanigans (06/06/2014) [-]
Ah, a hypocrite, I see. Horses bite the same hand twice as often, and Camels most certainly do not do any of the other things you have listed, unless the owner was a complete jackass. Speaking of kicking, explain why horses are such pussies and can't take a joke when you sneak up behind them? Also, have you ever ridden a Camel? I have rode many of both species, and I assure you, not only is the Camel more comfortable, but it is also much more convenient as well. If your mount was to die in the middle of nowhere, with a Horse, sure you'd have meat, but you'd be shit out of luck when it comes to water, this is the superiority of the Camel, my friend. Also explain to me why Camels can hold much more than a puny Horse? And you claim Horses have nothing but gains! Priceless! So, bottomline, Horses are cunts, and Camels are the master race.
User avatar #30 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Great job comrade you sure showed that neighsayer
User avatar #35 - anonshenanigans (06/06/2014) [-]
Thank you, almighty Camel!
#21 - This is JUSTICE!  [+] (7 new replies) 06/06/2014 on dead incest rats 0
User avatar #22 - anonshenanigans (06/06/2014) [-]
No. You are surely just ignorant to the truth. I'm honestly trying to feel sorry for you, but you choose the way of the cunt. Though, I digress, swole-camel shall surely bring justice, and therefore convert you.
User avatar #23 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
I weep for mankind, blinded by the lies of camel-kind. Do you truly not see your oppressors' slimy spit dripping from their maw as it entraps you? You are like lambs to the slaughter, and Camels are the wolves.
User avatar #24 - anonshenanigans (06/06/2014) [-]
Are you sure you want a debate, my friend? You mess with the camel, you get the swole. Horses are truly dumb cunts, but I see they are showing some signs of intelligence, getting dumb missionaries like you to preach the word of the false prophet. Regarding the 'Slimy spit dripping from their maw', you clearly don't realise that this is a truly beautiful thing, Camels spit is like holy water, and it is awesome.
User avatar #25 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
Life is full of cunts my friend, and Camels are the worse. They bite the hand that feeds them, shit on your shoes, and then kick your balls when you're down.

Horses are the greater mount, for they are servants to mankind, and do as we will. Horses have gains, camels have slime.
User avatar #27 - anonshenanigans (06/06/2014) [-]
Ah, a hypocrite, I see. Horses bite the same hand twice as often, and Camels most certainly do not do any of the other things you have listed, unless the owner was a complete jackass. Speaking of kicking, explain why horses are such pussies and can't take a joke when you sneak up behind them? Also, have you ever ridden a Camel? I have rode many of both species, and I assure you, not only is the Camel more comfortable, but it is also much more convenient as well. If your mount was to die in the middle of nowhere, with a Horse, sure you'd have meat, but you'd be shit out of luck when it comes to water, this is the superiority of the Camel, my friend. Also explain to me why Camels can hold much more than a puny Horse? And you claim Horses have nothing but gains! Priceless! So, bottomline, Horses are cunts, and Camels are the master race.
User avatar #30 - swolecamel (06/06/2014) [-]
Great job comrade you sure showed that neighsayer
User avatar #35 - anonshenanigans (06/06/2014) [-]
Thank you, almighty Camel!
#3 - More flour, all granulated sugar, Chilled dough. Mmmmmmmmmm.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2014 on chocolate chip cookie tests +2
User avatar #5 - dblej (06/06/2014) [-]
Damn you, I thought your comment was a link to incredibly delicious cookie recipes. May you and your coloured text forever be cursed with buffering right before the part of the video you want to see most.
#7 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
I didn't attempt to deceive you, and you lay the foulest of curses upon me and mine? r00d much.
User avatar #8 - dblej (06/06/2014) [-]
I took pity upon you, I decided that the curse of eternal dial-up speeds was too harsh of a punishment.
User avatar #9 - hermaeousmora (06/06/2014) [-]
I thank you for your mercy, dblej.
#17 - My prayers have been answered. Finally, a counter to that idio… 06/06/2014 on dead incest rats 0
#112 - I'd love to be head Scribe or something like that, obsessed wi… 06/06/2014 on TheLizardLord The Elder 0
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User avatar #27 - godgem (04/17/2014) [-]
have you read the new book?
User avatar #26 - kievaughnb (03/27/2014) [-]
Talk about the Vivec, CHiM, and the Godhead.

Vivec had sex with Molag Bal because he can control all of reality and instead of being like Talos and using this power to create order, he just failed to give a **** . Then he named his "spear" (penis) Muatra. source: www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:36_Lessons_of_Vivec,_Sermon_14 At his trial he "stabbed" Azura in the face with it. He *********** Azura. source: www.imperial-library.info/content/trial-vivec

You know about CHiM, reverse CHiM, and Zero-Sum, right?

Also, the Dwemer, Numidium, and the Dragonbreak would be cool to talk about.

And the Shezzarine.

Also, there's a couple odd tidbits that would be cool to talk about: Pankratosword (atomic bomb), Pelinal Whitestrake (killer cyborg from the future with lasers), how an alternate name of Auriel is Uriel, and Uriel is a Biblical archangel whose name means lightbringer (Lucifer also means lightbringer), how Lorkhan is close to Loki, both because of his name and because to the elves he's a trickster. I have more of these, too.
User avatar #23 - zahnrad (03/26/2014) [-]
Didn't want to bother you too much with this by posting it on the next content so I'll just link it on your profile to look at.

www.funnyjunk.com/Elder+Scrolls+Lore+3+The+Monomyth/funny-pictures/5071352/20#20
User avatar #24 to #23 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
If and when I do a comp on Lorkhan or the Khajiit, I will include information on the Moons. In fact, I might make that next.
#16 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
Not... Really... Sure what posessed me to make this, but assuming you use a program with layer abilities like photoshop or gimp I made this for you and your compilations

(imgur link incase the attached image was resized automatically or gets the transparent background ****** up.)
i.imgur.com/FX3Tt7m.png
User avatar #17 to #16 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
I love you. I'm going to use this, and I'm going to credit you in every comp from now on!
User avatar #18 to #17 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
No problem, mi amigo, it only took about 30 minutes of my time... But when you're me and you have nothing to do but sit on your ass at work then go home and continue doing nothing but sitting on your ass 30 minutes isn't very long.

Though, I do have an idea for an elder scrolls comp if you're interested in hearing- it's something I've seen nothing about, sadly, on funnyjunk.
User avatar #19 to #18 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Fire the idea cannons, let the songs of knowledge be heard, as I say!
No really, shoot, it's the least I can do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
It's something quite dear to my heart, actually, as I was part of the project as a concept artist shortly. Everyone knows about mods like Falskaar, or Moonpath to Elsweyr. And there are even a few that aim to add in the entirety of Tamriel though they will likely never see the light of day.

The guys over at tesrenewal.com/ however are just wanting to add Morrowind. As in, literally, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Tribunal and Bloodmoon. They are the same dudes who created Morroblivion as well, but they are aiming much higher this time by manually recreating by hand. Creatures, architecture, weapons, armors, everything.

I'm not sure how well that would translate to a compilation, but having been a part of the team (and I may end up going back here in a few months) I want to get them as much attention as possible.
User avatar #21 to #20 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Consider it done. I will give them a shoutout comp soon! I must admit I'm eagerly awaiting the project myself too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
Then in return for doing the comp I'll give you this little bit of info- The main dudes on the team say that a beta build should be available around Fall 2014 and they plan on full release in 2015 if everything goes as planned. But, of course, no one can guarantee everything WILL go as planned.

If you have trouble sorting through the screenshots or want something specific, shoot me a line and I'll get you what you need for it <3 keep up the good work, Herma, love your work.
User avatar #5 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
Jyggalag
the 18th daedra
tons of theories about what he is doing now
User avatar #6 to #5 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
17th, actually.
And Nobody knows!
User avatar #7 to #6 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
i thought i counted 17 without him....
And in Oblivion, the game text says that he separated from the prince of madness and went to regain his power.
Then, the hero becomes the prince of insanity.
WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THIS
He is like the most bad ass daedra. all the other daedra had to gang up on him and couldnt defeat him, only seal him
User avatar #15 to #7 - jyggalag (03/26/2014) [-]
FINNALY SOMEBODY REMEMBERED ME
#25 to #15 - godgem (03/27/2014) [-]
He'll ye
User avatar #8 to #7 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
1 Azura
2 Boethiah
3 Clavicus Vile
4 Hermaeus Mora
5 Hircine
6 Jyggalag
7 Malacath
8 Mehrunes Dagon
9 Mephala
10 Meridia
11 Molag Bal
12 Namira
13 Nocturnal
14 Peryite
15 Sanguine
16 Sheogorath
17 Vaermina

17 including Jyggalag. And you're right about the Champion becoming Sheogorath after the events of The Shivering Isles.
User avatar #9 to #8 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
what about vivec
i remember reading about him...
azura cursed him/blessed him and he became a god, but a god of might
and cannot be worshiped as a god but as daemon
and has his own oblivion plane.
i might be forgetting something...
User avatar #10 to #9 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
the Thing about Vivec is that he was a mortal who ascended (sort of). He was a poet warrior god, and many of the stories about him may very well be just stories. The religion of the dunmer under the Tribunal was twisted, and from an outside view, it's hard to make sense of in the grand scheme of things.

Vivec wasn't ever a Daedra. He, Sotha-Sil, and Almalexia were Chimer who used the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods on Nirn. Azura then cursed the Chimer because their leaders (those three) disrespected the wishes of their dead master by using the heart of lorkhan. The Chimer became the Dunmer, and their history was clouded by the three 'gods' of the Tribunal.
User avatar #11 to #10 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
havent read any books in years
thanks for clearing it up bro
actually chatting and playing skyrim atm, wbu
User avatar #12 to #11 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Don't sweat it, I've spent almost as much time reading Lore as I have playing the Elder Scrolls Games.
I'm working on Lore Comps, I've played so much Skyrim it's not even funny.
User avatar #14 to #12 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
or maybe the still living dwarf
User avatar #13 to #12 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
you should do another comp on the bugs in jars stuff
if i remember, there are some hypothetical lore things there
User avatar #2 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Bitch you think you're a god huh? I'm ************* Lorkhan.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I seem to remember your heart being plucked out and flung across Tamriel.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Well clearly I survived, have fun with your tentacle porn.
#1 - Marker (01/13/2014) [-]
Well hello there, Hermeaus. How goes the whole "knowledge" thing?
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