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#60 - Watching the McGurk effect was... disappointing. I heard ba ba… 04/04/2014 on Hey everyone! 0
#110 - Yeah. It's a shame really, that roleplaying communities become… 04/04/2014 on Jedi a-holes +2
#108 - Agreed, the only reason I played it for even the few months th…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Jedi a-holes +2
#116 - starwarsexplain (04/04/2014) [-]
starwarsexplain here, I agree with both you guys, darthblam and hermaeousmora , on the whole sith thing

And also I'm lonely on this account and we should RP sometime. Here's my custom figure of my OC mandalorian.
User avatar #130 - darthblam (04/04/2014) [-]
I'd love to RP on WoW or something, but I won't be reinstalling the Old Republic anytime soon.
User avatar #109 - darthblam (04/04/2014) [-]
Yeah.. I want to get in to more roleplaying on WoW really, but it's become a fairly difficult thing.. you have to know the right places and right people to ever get involved.
User avatar #110 - hermaeousmora (04/04/2014) [-]
Yeah. It's a shame really, that roleplaying communities become so hard to get into even on the roleplaying servers.
#102 - You echo my own sentiment well. I've roleplayed one Darth Tora…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Jedi a-holes +2
User avatar #107 - darthblam (04/04/2014) [-]
Aye, I probably should have rolled a Sith when I first started for a more Force-based experience story, but all I played was an Imperial Agent. A pretty cool, James-bondy and saving the galaxy story, but.. the game just wasn't that fun.. it was just a reskinned WoW with Mass Effect quests..
And when I heard it went "free to play" it only cemented my opinion of never trying it again.
User avatar #108 - hermaeousmora (04/04/2014) [-]
Agreed, the only reason I played it for even the few months that I did was because of the Roleplaying community I was a part of.
#116 - starwarsexplain (04/04/2014) [-]
starwarsexplain here, I agree with both you guys, darthblam and hermaeousmora , on the whole sith thing

And also I'm lonely on this account and we should RP sometime. Here's my custom figure of my OC mandalorian.
User avatar #130 - darthblam (04/04/2014) [-]
I'd love to RP on WoW or something, but I won't be reinstalling the Old Republic anytime soon.
User avatar #109 - darthblam (04/04/2014) [-]
Yeah.. I want to get in to more roleplaying on WoW really, but it's become a fairly difficult thing.. you have to know the right places and right people to ever get involved.
User avatar #110 - hermaeousmora (04/04/2014) [-]
Yeah. It's a shame really, that roleplaying communities become so hard to get into even on the roleplaying servers.
#601 - Moscow. Between Ottawa and Washington D.C. so that I take both… 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest 0
#310 - You're arguing against the philosophical burden of proof, Cia.… 04/03/2014 on Two Gods -1
#206 - Literally speaking, the sun still hasn't set on the British Em…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Talk about accuracy... 0
User avatar #265 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (04/02/2014) [-]
If you are refering to the "Thousand" years XKCD stated in their little comic thing then its only a formality. The sun doesn't literally set on our territories. We're still not a fucking Empire! Don't you get this!? We. Are not. An Empire.

#156 - Sad? Sad?! That is a wondrous thing! 04/02/2014 on That backfired 0
#73 - Picture 03/30/2014 on The most amazing inventions 0
#32 - You will despise Richard Burlew for what he has done to Durkon.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2014 on DnD 0
User avatar #33 - RipperMan (03/28/2014) [-]
i think i left off just after they left the castle of bard-guys dad
#44 - I eagerly await its release. I plan to post a Comp concerning …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 4: Sithis 0
User avatar #68 - acheryus (03/27/2014) [-]
what race/class will you be? me Argonian Warrior who I wonderfull at blacksmithing
#102 - There's some evidence, but I'm not an expert on the Theory so …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 3: The... +1
User avatar #105 - amata (03/27/2014) [-]
Groovy. Well, keep up the good work, mate. I love Elder Scrolls lore about as much as I do Fallout lore, so shit like these comps is pretty damn cool.
#21 - Hello my Skooma addled friend! 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 5: Talos +1
#38 - Bravil  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 4: Sithis 0
User avatar #69 - unfairlybanned (03/28/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
#100 - There is. The theory states that they're all Shezzarines. As a…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 3: The... +1
User avatar #101 - amata (03/27/2014) [-]
Cool. Do you know if there is any hard evidence behind that, or is it all wild speculation?
User avatar #102 - hermaeousmora (03/27/2014) [-]
There's some evidence, but I'm not an expert on the Theory so I don't know it off the top of my head. Perhaps after I get into the more esoteric bits of Lore in TES I'll do a comp about Lorkhan and the Shezzarines.
User avatar #105 - amata (03/27/2014) [-]
Groovy. Well, keep up the good work, mate. I love Elder Scrolls lore about as much as I do Fallout lore, so shit like these comps is pretty damn cool.
#7 - There is some, if you'd like, I can make a comp about it. Or I…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 5: Talos +1
User avatar #10 - narcissism (03/27/2014) [-]
Dunno if this have been said/suggested, but you should make a compilation of Daedric weapons.
User avatar #8 - shadowkingdr (03/27/2014) [-]
either is fine
#29 - Picture 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 4: Sithis +4
#87 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 3: The... +9
#99 - mrbobert (03/27/2014) [-]
Yes.
#28 - I have to admit, I actually laughed at this one. 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 4: Sithis +2
#27 - We motherfuckers have Talos! 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 4: Sithis +1
#127 - I don't think so, no. But it's important to note that Mehrunes… 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 2: The... 0
#1 - Reply to this comment for a mention, and to request comps or s…  [+] (38 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 5: Talos +8
User avatar #78 - johncaveson (03/28/2014) [-]
Yo, can we talk about the bretons?
User avatar #77 - markthepoet (03/27/2014) [-]
dude great comps very informative. I really like reading all this shit on fj and not the elder scrolls wiki. the wiki is for info, not lore. Anyway, as I got into Skyrim more and more i really really wanted to find out about the Dwemer, Just a suggestion but i think many people would like to hear about this mysterious and archaic mer that ruled the underground. Thanks for making all these, hope to read some shit on the Dwemer soon
#63 - altari (03/27/2014) [-]
Snow elves, definitely snow elves.
User avatar #66 - wellimnotsure (03/27/2014) [-]
I second the glory of the Falmer
User avatar #61 - amata (03/27/2014) [-]
Mention me, by all means. I throw my support behind doing a comp of the Falmer, their tragedy is worth telling. Also, if you can dredge up enough facts about the Shezzarines to make a comp about them, that would be cool.
User avatar #60 - kazorkthedork (03/27/2014) [-]
hello. do one about the guilds maybe?
User avatar #59 - jamieswhiteshirt (03/27/2014) [-]
I'd like to know what exactly an Elder Scroll is, which powers they have, when and where they may have been used, where they come from, the moth priests, etc.
User avatar #55 - achphoenix (03/27/2014) [-]
Talk about lycans and vampires
User avatar #53 - isuriand (03/27/2014) [-]
Suggestion, why not discuss the downfall of jyggalag and the formation of sheogorath? (or maybe even malacath's orgin)
User avatar #49 - wormnation (03/27/2014) [-]
do one of the mayor cities!
#42 - omegat (03/27/2014) [-]
Falmer, the snow elves!!!
User avatar #39 - fjkfjk (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm in. Would actually like to know more of the Triubunals!
User avatar #38 - abstractpink (03/27/2014) [-]
mention me pls
User avatar #36 - thenamlessguy (03/27/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeees
User avatar #32 - unknownhero (03/27/2014) [-]
I'm sure the major areas will be covered in requests already, so for a less well known character how about a Barenziah comp? Her life is a cool story, especially the parts with Nightingale.
#31 - iamnotgoodwithname (03/27/2014) [-]
hi
#30 - thecrimsonshadow (03/27/2014) [-]
any chance of doing a comp about the companions or the whiterun people. don't forget to mention my wife aela the huntress in the comp for fun. XD
User avatar #27 - kolocktos (03/27/2014) [-]
Could I get a notification when you post your next comp? Love 'em, by the way. Also, could you do a comp on Akavir (races and such)?
User avatar #26 - whtkid (03/27/2014) [-]
Do the Black Scales!!!
#25 - Norulister (03/27/2014) [-]
Dwemer. Definitely the dwemer
#24 - norvitotv (03/27/2014) [-]
Psst. I know who you are. Hail Sithis.
User avatar #23 - pwnagraphy (03/27/2014) [-]
You're a faggot

I-It's not like I want you to do dwemer or anything. B-Baka!~
User avatar #22 - professorbob (03/27/2014) [-]
If you could do one on the Dwemer or Dagoth Ur, you would have my eternal gratitude.

Talos be with you.
#20 - mrbobert (03/27/2014) [-]
Hi.
User avatar #21 - hermaeousmora (03/27/2014) [-]
Hello my Skooma addled friend!
#19 - classlessfaggot (03/27/2014) [-]
I'd love to see something on the races of elves, including falmer, dwemer, and orsimer.
#17 - kairus (03/27/2014) [-]
something about the dragonborns?
User avatar #13 - Tyranitar (03/27/2014) [-]
Thieves Guild/Gray Fox?
User avatar #14 - Tyranitar (03/27/2014) [-]
Or the Daedric Artifacts, forgot to mention that in the first comment.
User avatar #12 - mynameisgeorge (03/27/2014) [-]
How about the Cameron Usurper for a future comp?
#11 - derperherp (03/27/2014) [-]
Maybe some lore about Mundus. Pretty please
User avatar #6 - shadowkingdr (03/27/2014) [-]
any info about why the thalmor are basically nazis?
User avatar #9 - newforomador (03/27/2014) [-]
Probably because they are. They think only the Mer I forget if it's all Mer, or just Altmer are beings worthy of power, just like how the Nazis were with the Aryan race.
User avatar #7 - hermaeousmora (03/27/2014) [-]
There is some, if you'd like, I can make a comp about it. Or I could just spout off the theories here.
User avatar #10 - narcissism (03/27/2014) [-]
Dunno if this have been said/suggested, but you should make a compilation of Daedric weapons.
User avatar #8 - shadowkingdr (03/27/2014) [-]
either is fine
User avatar #4 - squidhunter (03/27/2014) [-]
i appreciate the tag, and would like to resubscribe to the mention train
User avatar #3 - narcissism (03/27/2014) [-]
Sign me the fuck up
#17 - I'd like to thank you for these posts. Also, I figured out whi… 03/27/2014 on Attack of the 12 year old +2
#123 - While I'm not sure, if I had to guess I'd say Zenithar, Ar… 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 2: The... 0
#121 - That is a difficult question to answer. I believe that on Mund…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2014 on Elder Scrolls Lore 2: The... 0
User avatar #126 - andriod (03/27/2014) [-]
So when Dagon and Akatosh had there slap fight Dagon wasn't at his full strength?
User avatar #127 - hermaeousmora (03/27/2014) [-]
I don't think so, no. But it's important to note that Mehrunes Dagon HAD just passed through the veil between worlds. It may have weakened him. Or maybe he was at his full strength, but not on his home turf. Like I said, in my opinion, the Aedra are stronger on Mundus when directly acting, and the Daedra are stronger when acting indirectly, or acting directly in Oblivion.
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User avatar #27 - godgem (04/17/2014) [-]
have you read the new book?
User avatar #26 - kievaughnb (03/27/2014) [-]
Talk about the Vivec, CHiM, and the Godhead.

Vivec had sex with Molag Bal because he can control all of reality and instead of being like Talos and using this power to create order, he just failed to give a fuck. Then he named his "spear" (penis) Muatra. source: www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:36_Lessons_of_Vivec,_Sermon_14 At his trial he "stabbed" Azura in the face with it. He skullfucked Azura. source: www.imperial-library.info/content/trial-vivec

You know about CHiM, reverse CHiM, and Zero-Sum, right?

Also, the Dwemer, Numidium, and the Dragonbreak would be cool to talk about.

And the Shezzarine.

Also, there's a couple odd tidbits that would be cool to talk about: Pankratosword (atomic bomb), Pelinal Whitestrake (killer cyborg from the future with lasers), how an alternate name of Auriel is Uriel, and Uriel is a Biblical archangel whose name means lightbringer (Lucifer also means lightbringer), how Lorkhan is close to Loki, both because of his name and because to the elves he's a trickster. I have more of these, too.
User avatar #23 - zahnrad (03/26/2014) [-]
Didn't want to bother you too much with this by posting it on the next content so I'll just link it on your profile to look at.

www.funnyjunk.com/Elder+Scrolls+Lore+3+The+Monomyth/funny-pictures/5071352/20#20
User avatar #24 to #23 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
If and when I do a comp on Lorkhan or the Khajiit, I will include information on the Moons. In fact, I might make that next.
#16 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
Not... Really... Sure what posessed me to make this, but assuming you use a program with layer abilities like photoshop or gimp I made this for you and your compilations

(imgur link incase the attached image was resized automatically or gets the transparent background fucked up.)
i.imgur.com/FX3Tt7m.png
User avatar #17 to #16 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
I love you. I'm going to use this, and I'm going to credit you in every comp from now on!
User avatar #18 to #17 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
No problem, mi amigo, it only took about 30 minutes of my time... But when you're me and you have nothing to do but sit on your ass at work then go home and continue doing nothing but sitting on your ass 30 minutes isn't very long.

Though, I do have an idea for an elder scrolls comp if you're interested in hearing- it's something I've seen nothing about, sadly, on funnyjunk.
User avatar #19 to #18 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Fire the idea cannons, let the songs of knowledge be heard, as I say!
No really, shoot, it's the least I can do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
It's something quite dear to my heart, actually, as I was part of the project as a concept artist shortly. Everyone knows about mods like Falskaar, or Moonpath to Elsweyr. And there are even a few that aim to add in the entirety of Tamriel though they will likely never see the light of day.

The guys over at tesrenewal.com/ however are just wanting to add Morrowind. As in, literally, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Tribunal and Bloodmoon. They are the same dudes who created Morroblivion as well, but they are aiming much higher this time by manually recreating by hand. Creatures, architecture, weapons, armors, everything.

I'm not sure how well that would translate to a compilation, but having been a part of the team (and I may end up going back here in a few months) I want to get them as much attention as possible.
User avatar #21 to #20 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Consider it done. I will give them a shoutout comp soon! I must admit I'm eagerly awaiting the project myself too.
User avatar #22 to #21 - siksiksikki (03/26/2014) [-]
Then in return for doing the comp I'll give you this little bit of info- The main dudes on the team say that a beta build should be available around Fall 2014 and they plan on full release in 2015 if everything goes as planned. But, of course, no one can guarantee everything WILL go as planned.

If you have trouble sorting through the screenshots or want something specific, shoot me a line and I'll get you what you need for it <3 keep up the good work, Herma, love your work.
User avatar #5 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
Jyggalag
the 18th daedra
tons of theories about what he is doing now
User avatar #6 to #5 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
17th, actually.
And Nobody knows!
User avatar #7 to #6 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
i thought i counted 17 without him....
And in Oblivion, the game text says that he separated from the prince of madness and went to regain his power.
Then, the hero becomes the prince of insanity.
WHY DOES NO ONE REMEMBER THIS
He is like the most bad ass daedra. all the other daedra had to gang up on him and couldnt defeat him, only seal him
User avatar #15 to #7 - jyggalag (03/26/2014) [-]
FINNALY SOMEBODY REMEMBERED ME
#25 to #15 - godgem (03/27/2014) [-]
He'll ye
User avatar #8 to #7 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
1 Azura
2 Boethiah
3 Clavicus Vile
4 Hermaeus Mora
5 Hircine
6 Jyggalag
7 Malacath
8 Mehrunes Dagon
9 Mephala
10 Meridia
11 Molag Bal
12 Namira
13 Nocturnal
14 Peryite
15 Sanguine
16 Sheogorath
17 Vaermina

17 including Jyggalag. And you're right about the Champion becoming Sheogorath after the events of The Shivering Isles.
User avatar #9 to #8 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
what about vivec
i remember reading about him...
azura cursed him/blessed him and he became a god, but a god of might
and cannot be worshiped as a god but as daemon
and has his own oblivion plane.
i might be forgetting something...
User avatar #10 to #9 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
the Thing about Vivec is that he was a mortal who ascended (sort of). He was a poet warrior god, and many of the stories about him may very well be just stories. The religion of the dunmer under the Tribunal was twisted, and from an outside view, it's hard to make sense of in the grand scheme of things.

Vivec wasn't ever a Daedra. He, Sotha-Sil, and Almalexia were Chimer who used the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods on Nirn. Azura then cursed the Chimer because their leaders (those three) disrespected the wishes of their dead master by using the heart of lorkhan. The Chimer became the Dunmer, and their history was clouded by the three 'gods' of the Tribunal.
User avatar #11 to #10 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
havent read any books in years
thanks for clearing it up bro
actually chatting and playing skyrim atm, wbu
User avatar #12 to #11 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Don't sweat it, I've spent almost as much time reading Lore as I have playing the Elder Scrolls Games.
I'm working on Lore Comps, I've played so much Skyrim it's not even funny.
User avatar #14 to #12 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
or maybe the still living dwarf
User avatar #13 to #12 - godgem (03/26/2014) [-]
you should do another comp on the bugs in jars stuff
if i remember, there are some hypothetical lore things there
User avatar #2 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Bitch you think you're a god huh? I'm motherfucking Lorkhan.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hermaeousmora ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I seem to remember your heart being plucked out and flung across Tamriel.
User avatar #4 to #3 - lorkhan (03/25/2014) [-]
Well clearly I survived, have fun with your tentacle porn.
#1 - Marker (01/13/2014) [-]
Well hello there, Hermeaus. How goes the whole "knowledge" thing?
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