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#21 - not even kidding  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Sensitive topics -2
#24 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
as a lumbersexual I can 100% confirm you're a beardless manlet
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#34 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
or someone past the age of 18
#41 - ogloko (01/03/2016) [-]
i am a professional man that sports a medium sized beard. $50 says im better dresses than you on any given day
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#43 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
professional man?
#44 - ogloko (01/03/2016) [-]
as in i dont work retail or anything like that. i work in an office
#16 - no that's what people who can actually dress say  [+] (7 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Sensitive topics -3
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#17 - fuzzyballs (01/03/2016) [-]
I know you're trying to troll and whatnot, but let's just say people with facial hair can dress too
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#21 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
not even kidding
#24 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
as a lumbersexual I can 100% confirm you're a beardless manlet
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#34 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
or someone past the age of 18
#41 - ogloko (01/03/2016) [-]
i am a professional man that sports a medium sized beard. $50 says im better dresses than you on any given day
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#43 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
professional man?
#44 - ogloko (01/03/2016) [-]
as in i dont work retail or anything like that. i work in an office
#14 - hm? it's the guy that is obese 01/03/2016 on funnyjunk girlfriend 0
#6 - >judge is stupid he won't bother because odds are an ap…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Fences +7
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#17 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
>Herecomesjohnny is stupid
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#21 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
you tsundere fuck
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#22 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Dance with me ! Dance the dance of life Lois!
#12 - cleanshave masterrace  [+] (11 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Sensitive topics 0
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#33 - anotherponyaccount (01/03/2016) [-]
Not even just a little
#18 - tarabostes (01/03/2016) [-]
Well you're a loli of course you don't have a beard heh
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#15 - fuzzyballs (01/03/2016) [-]
that's what people who can't grow a beard think

then again, a week or two ago there was this retard with about a quarter of beards-worth
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#16 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
no that's what people who can actually dress say
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#17 - fuzzyballs (01/03/2016) [-]
I know you're trying to troll and whatnot, but let's just say people with facial hair can dress too
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#21 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
not even kidding
#24 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
as a lumbersexual I can 100% confirm you're a beardless manlet
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#34 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
or someone past the age of 18
#41 - ogloko (01/03/2016) [-]
i am a professional man that sports a medium sized beard. $50 says im better dresses than you on any given day
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#43 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
professional man?
#44 - ogloko (01/03/2016) [-]
as in i dont work retail or anything like that. i work in an office
#21 - The "tiny prawn" is a just a gamba, those are a thin… 01/03/2016 on Aussie Problems comp! Part 4! 0
#31 - ebay, man. 01/03/2016 on (untitled) +1
#32 - I hate that milo stuff. I grew up in asia so at the "inte… 01/03/2016 on Aussie Problems comp! Part 3! 0
#1196948 - i'm still bitter cause i had my hopes up a lot 01/03/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1196913 - the ******* dog? a metric ton of people died beca…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#1196949 - alleksi (01/03/2016) [-]
Eh, I think it's a bit silly to judge a show solely based on the ending, especially the likes of Paranoia Agent since it's more episodic than anything else.
#1196940 - tapeworms (01/03/2016) [-]
I never said it was my favorite, I just said that I liked it. Calm down, guy.
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#1196948 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
i'm still bitter cause i had my hopes up a lot
#1196906 - too bad paranoia agent is one of his worst. Jesus that ***…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#1196908 - tapeworms (01/03/2016) [-]
Well, I liked it.
#1196913 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
the fucking dog? a metric ton of people died because of guilt for lying about a fucking dog. A fucking dog. Post-trauma confabulation... about the fucking dog dying. The fucking fucking dog. Top notch david lynch tier buildup too, imbricating cool scenes and characters, eventually for that awful reveal.

Millennium actress = Tokyo Godfathers > perfect blue > paprika > that memories short >>>>paranoia agent
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#1196949 - alleksi (01/03/2016) [-]
Eh, I think it's a bit silly to judge a show solely based on the ending, especially the likes of Paranoia Agent since it's more episodic than anything else.
#1196940 - tapeworms (01/03/2016) [-]
I never said it was my favorite, I just said that I liked it. Calm down, guy.
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#1196948 - herecomesjohnny (01/03/2016) [-]
i'm still bitter cause i had my hopes up a lot
#1375784 - >''incredibly deep and poetic lore!" >mish mash…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1375823 - desacabose (01/03/2016) [-]
I mean it's mostly just a copy of Berserk stapled to an action adventure game
#1375793 - oxidoferroso (01/03/2016) [-]
>not liking 500 words worth of lore
>not completing it with your own fanfic imagination
It's like you are not intellectual enough to play the game
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#1375818 - desacabose (01/03/2016) [-]
>Think up the plot yourself
The plot for literally both souls games is "Man this shit is fucked, might as well see if I can do something about it"
#1375768 - >metal gear fans >vexed platinum made revengeance go… 01/02/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#4 - shark movies started bombing in the early 2000's, probably not 01/02/2016 on Headcanon Deadpool Posters +2
#1375568 - >having to put ni no kuni 2 to fill the empty spot o i m laffin  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on Video Games Board - console... +2
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#1375587 - BmanX (01/02/2016) [-]
I thought Bloodborne would be the one filling the empty spot
#64 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on u don't know shit yet +1
#65 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
#38690 - max was clearly still the main character with the most screent… 01/02/2016 on Television - cartoon... +2
#59 - eh  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on u don't know shit yet +1
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#60 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
pls have I mentioned how pretty your hair looks today?
#64 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
#65 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
#57 - ah yes that's what daddy like  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2016 on u don't know shit yet +1
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#58 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
p-pls kiss
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#59 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
eh
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#60 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
pls have I mentioned how pretty your hair looks today?
#64 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
#65 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
#55 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2016 on u don't know shit yet +1
#56 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
TAKE ME
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#57 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
ah yes that's what daddy like
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#58 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
p-pls kiss
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#59 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
eh
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#60 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
pls have I mentioned how pretty your hair looks today?
#64 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
#65 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
#52 - eh  [+] (9 new replies) 01/02/2016 on u don't know shit yet +1
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#53 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
w-what do you mean eh??
i-i want you!
#55 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
#56 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
TAKE ME
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#57 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
ah yes that's what daddy like
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#58 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
p-pls kiss
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#59 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
eh
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#60 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
pls have I mentioned how pretty your hair looks today?
#64 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
#65 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
#49 - h-happy new year tara  [+] (13 new replies) 01/02/2016 on u don't know shit yet +1
#50 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
CUT THAT CRAP AND COME GET YOUR PRESENT
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#52 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
eh
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#53 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
w-what do you mean eh??
i-i want you!
#55 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
#56 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
TAKE ME
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#57 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
ah yes that's what daddy like
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#58 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
p-pls kiss
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#59 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
eh
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#60 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
pls have I mentioned how pretty your hair looks today?
#64 - herecomesjohnny (01/02/2016) [-]
#65 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
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#51 - kibbleking (01/02/2016) [-]
hawt
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#54 - tarabostes (01/02/2016) [-]
t-thank you ... hehe...
#1196797 - early johan is coolest johan 01/02/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1375510 - best girl 01/02/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#95 - levels? kinda cringey but k 01/02/2016 on /pol/ pot -1

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
stickied by herecomesjohnny
haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3599 - desacabose (7 hours ago) [-]
Since it'll probably be March before I can afford TPP, what exactly do I do in GZ that transfers
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
i don't have gz so i'm not sure
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
User avatar #3601 to #3600 - desacabose (7 hours ago) [-]
It's supposed to transfer prisoners and weapons or skins or something
User avatar #3602 to #3601 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
transfer prisoners where? your base? playing 20 minutes can give you 20 prisoners in one go in tpp
User avatar #3603 to #3602 - desacabose (7 hours ago) [-]
They're probably cool prisoners though
User avatar #3590 - desacabose (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna break it down right here
User avatar #3591 to #3590 - desacabose (11 hours ago) [-]
GTA V is 40 bucks on amazon right now
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
User avatar #3592 to #3591 - herecomesjohnny (9 hours ago) [-]
what? no, mgsV, mgs V is the way
User avatar #3593 to #3592 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
Promised my friend I would get GTA V though
User avatar #3594 to #3593 - herecomesjohnny (8 hours ago) [-]
we're taking him too!?
#3595 to #3594 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
I need multiplayer games man. The more I talk to people the less I think about Naegleria Fowleri. And the less I think about it the less anxiety I have.
If I played MGS V I'd just be alone with my thoughts and building fear.
User avatar #3598 to #3596 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
MGS V is also 20$ more than GTA V
User avatar #3597 to #3596 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
This is what happens when both sides of your family has a lot of people that had anxiety problems pop up in their late teens
#3587 - ministermax (01/13/2016) [-]
GIF
Holy **** , where is your adorable ass FJ picture from?
User avatar #3588 to #3587 - herecomesjohnny (01/13/2016) [-]
hyouka
cute show, too
User avatar #3586 - desacabose (01/08/2016) [-]
Chico is the only reason I can't complete ground zeroes without an alert or retries
User avatar #3584 - desacabose (01/06/2016) [-]
You know I've been thinking about getting a 5$ eshop card and buying a Sega Saturn theme on my 3DS
What would pat do
User avatar #3585 to #3584 - desacabose (01/06/2016) [-]
I've just been informed 5$ eshop cards don't exist
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
User avatar #3577 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
Pat: "When we do Dark Souls III I may as well just play the game first so I don't get spoiled and you can be on the controls woolie"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
User avatar #3582 to #3577 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
this is man.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
User avatar #3583 to #3582 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
Gonna have to start selling your body
#3578 to #3577 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
they won't not do it, come on
User avatar #3579 to #3578 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
If only they'd do the original
User avatar #3580 to #3579 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
we got silent hill 2, it's all possible from here
User avatar #3581 to #3580 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
But they're "never ever going to do Silent Hill 2"
User avatar #3559 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Is my memory serving me correctly when I remember that you're Asian?
User avatar #3561 to #3560 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh alright. Now I'm intrigued, is your mom or dad azn?
User avatar #3562 to #3561 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
dad chinese mom french
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
User avatar #3563 to #3562 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh alright.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
User avatar #3565 to #3564 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Still watching mlp with your niece?
User avatar #3566 to #3565 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory
User avatar #3567 to #3566 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Told ya

I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
User avatar #3568 to #3567 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
ah yeah dear ol' whoozy
haven't seen him in quite a while though
User avatar #3570 to #3568 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Still making crepes?
User avatar #3571 to #3570 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]
still knee deep in starcraft i see
User avatar #3572 to #3571 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Always
Been playing a lot more other stuff recently though

You?
User avatar #3573 to #3572 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]
bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate
User avatar #3574 to #3573 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Oh? What are you studying?
I'm studying archaeology
User avatar #3575 to #3574 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]
oh yeah you're in college now, congrats
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
User avatar #3576 to #3575 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
University to be spesific
How about you? College? Uni?
User avatar #3569 to #3568 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
He's a pretty chill guy. Talk to him occasionally.
User avatar #3558 - desacabose (12/13/2015) [-]
>Naked Snake kills the boss
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened

All is right with the world
User avatar #3553 - desacabose (12/12/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ I forgot how cool Jecht is
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
User avatar #3554 to #3553 - squalllionhart (12/12/2015) [-]
take it back **** boy
User avatar #3555 to #3554 - desacabose (12/12/2015) [-]
Who you calling a **** boy, **** boy
User avatar #3549 - desacabose (12/08/2015) [-]
List of things that remind Matt of hentai
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories

Join us next week for Bloodborne
User avatar #3550 to #3549 - desacabose (12/08/2015) [-]
Oh **** giinthir wait a minute we've got confirmed reports that the victory music has secured itself a position too
User avatar #3552 to #3550 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2015) [-]
ffX is a hell of a ******* goofy looking game i gotta say
User avatar #3551 to #3550 - giinthir (12/08/2015) [-]
Matt is literally Tidus
User avatar #3544 - desacabose (11/30/2015) [-]
I find it weird that people don't like Liam
User avatar #3546 to #3544 - herecomesjohnny (11/30/2015) [-]
Liam's the mascot, people don't like Liam?
User avatar #3547 to #3546 - desacabose (11/30/2015) [-]
Most of the comments on the devil's third videos are calling him boring
User avatar #3536 - desacabose (11/27/2015) [-]
everyone ad their mom knew about the mgsv twist as soon as gz was released

kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
User avatar #3537 to #3536 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
really? Literally saw no thread about it when gz came out

Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
User avatar #3545 to #3537 - desacabose (11/30/2015) [-]
Those theories are also the source material for the theory I told you, which was incorrect
User avatar #3538 to #3537 - desacabose (11/28/2015) [-]
Even Pat mentioned how everyone instantly suspected the medic because he took the full force of the explosion
User avatar #3539 to #3538 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
i can't stop listening to the wanderer by Dion
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
User avatar #3541 to #3540 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
i never saw the lion king sequels
what the **** is this
User avatar #3542 to #3541 - desacabose (11/28/2015) [-]
Deep down I think we both know
User avatar #3543 to #3542 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
the bad guy had a son?
what the ****
User avatar #3535 to #3534 - herecomesjohnny (11/27/2015) [-]
no clue what that even is
User avatar #3533 - desacabose (11/14/2015) [-]
You have no idea how much I want to see Super Best Friends watch nintendo direct
User avatar #3528 - desacabose (11/10/2015) [-]
I'll be super butthurt if Liam sacrificed Chloe
User avatar #3531 to #3528 - herecomesjohnny (11/11/2015) [-]
that latest mystery box
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
User avatar #3532 to #3531 - desacabose (11/12/2015) [-]
I keep waiting for the Mystery Box where they reveal a full LP of Dark Savior.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
#3529 to #3528 - desacabose (11/10/2015) [-]
That was hella based Liam
User avatar #3530 to #3529 - herecomesjohnny (11/10/2015) [-]
jesus christ
he did it? he chose to nuke boston?
User avatar #3510 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Why would Chloe event remotely not believe you
User avatar #3511 to #3510 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Those ending messages were super cool though
User avatar #3513 to #3511 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
the what now
User avatar #3516 to #3513 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
life is odd
User avatar #3526 to #3516 - herecomesjohnny (11/09/2015) [-]
how did liam react to chloe frenching victoria on the couch?
#3527 to #3526 - desacabose (11/09/2015) [-]
That hasn't happened
User avatar #3509 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
What the ****** up with them and Warren
User avatar #3514 to #3509 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
dude pls context
User avatar #3517 to #3514 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
living is weird
#3508 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
>Todd Howard keeps jacking himself off and saying that the baby will have the features of both parents
>Todd says the player will feel "deeply connected" to the villain and plot twist
>Todd literally saying the baby will be the villain

whenever it releases if this isn't true tell me
#3512 to #3508 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
you have this weird pattern of guessing the right stuff........after leakage
User avatar #3519 to #3512 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Someone also just posted an interview where he said they chose boston because for some players they know boston will be the bomb
Todd Howard, master of puns
User avatar #3518 to #3512 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Also I'm not guessing someone posted a video of todd howards saying suspicious stuff
User avatar #3515 to #3512 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
There haven't been any story leaks for fallout 4 though
User avatar #3520 to #3515 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
the exact same spoiler was posted on vgb fuccboi
User avatar #3522 to #3520 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
also
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
#3521 to #3520 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
>visiting vgb without having 4 people on hideall
User avatar #3523 to #3521 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
i do but life is bizarre
User avatar #3497 - yeorgh (10/18/2015) [-]
bato.to/comic/_/comics/vanilla-spider-r16792

Other stuff from Chimoguri's author
User avatar #3498 to #3497 - herecomesjohnny (10/18/2015) [-]
oh okay, and vanilla spider's older right?
User avatar #3501 to #3498 - yeorgh (10/18/2015) [-]
Ye and it's done with three volumes too.
User avatar #3502 to #3501 - herecomesjohnny (10/18/2015) [-]
cool cool, thanks bruh
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