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#3 - It's bait. The username of the first guy is flightclub. It's j…  [+] (28 new replies) 04/22/2015 on Effects of Feminism 260 -30
#21 - lolznwut (04/22/2015) [-]
All this string of responses and no one is going to mention that you are dyslexic
#36 - twoderrick (04/22/2015) [-]
"Of course he is dyslexic, it said fightclub."
*scrolls back up*
mfw
User avatar #104 - greyhoundfd (04/22/2015) [-]
No, that's how some people think. Look back at the sites you linked. The Stranger? Western Journalism? These are clearly radical sites that aren't following most trends. Sites like The Washington Post, CNN, Fox News, and The New York Times tend to be the ones more in tune with the groups they represent. There will always be blogs spouting off random nonsense, from UFOs to the Illuminati to radical civil rights ideas. That doesn't mean it's a reflection of the majority of the population.
User avatar #106 - goodhomer (04/22/2015) [-]
>CNN
>Fox News
>In touch.

Are you high right now?
User avatar #111 - greyhoundfd (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't think you get how the news works. They make money by fellating the public opinion, not by spouting off random shit and pretending it's true. They don't represent the entire public interest, but they wouldn't make money if the voting blocs they represented (and they are large voting blocs) didn't agree with them.
User avatar #113 - goodhomer (04/22/2015) [-]
I know exactly how news works.
User avatar #118 - greyhoundfd (04/22/2015) [-]
Then either you're too ignorant to realize that Fox News is more than just the O'Reilly Factor, or you're too stupid to realize that this fact means that Fox appeals to a broader conservative sentiment rather than just the radicals.
User avatar #120 - goodhomer (04/22/2015) [-]
Wow, you can really tell you are a giant fox fan-boy. You haven't once even tried to defend CNN.
User avatar #122 - greyhoundfd (04/22/2015) [-]
I'm a left-wing Syndicalist. I honestly don't care about CNN, but I see people constantly throw shit at Fox News for really very little reason. They're stupid, yes, but they represent a large voting bloc so just slinging shit accomplishes very little.
#234 - rollfourexplain (04/23/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 1,755**

On the topic of news stations, what do you think about MSNBC? In the few times I've tried watching it I'm always put off by their underhanded bias that seems to undercut their reporting. On two different occasions they've just been "name calling" republicans instead of arguing against them and that irked me. I like Fox News because their bias is crystal clear and it's easy to tell when the host is going over the line.

Also while CNN has more worldwide reports, they drop the ball a lot. I wish they were more reliable. They churn out junk and poorly researched articles on their website too. I got so sick of it over a few years I forced myself to break the habit and refuse to check it now.
User avatar #238 - greyhoundfd (04/23/2015) [-]
In truth, I really don't go to news sites for little else than knowing what's going on. I have a subscription to the New York Times because I like to keep track of the world, and they have some interesting science based reporting, but besides that I just piece stuff together independently to form my own opinions.
#254 - rollfourexplain (04/23/2015) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**rollfourexplain rolls 5,566**

Alright.
I subscribe to a newspaper too. It's totally a great source of news.
#17 - smirkythread (04/22/2015) [-]
I know this is how some people think but why not post those guys instead of a troll?
User avatar #5 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
You're not really redpilling me
User avatar #6 - goodhomer (04/22/2015) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about.
User avatar #7 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
I know some people think like this. Hell, some people think lizardmen rule government. But making fake bait just to stir shit up is just dumb.
User avatar #8 - goodhomer (04/22/2015) [-]
Fake implies it has no factual basis, but it does.
User avatar #18 - factual (04/22/2015) [-]
it's a fact
User avatar #9 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
What the fuck ever, I'm just saying it's bait and likely screencapped by the same person to repost and go omg i can't even, guy's a faggot.
User avatar #10 - goodhomer (04/22/2015) [-]
I already agreed that it is bait. You're talking yourself in circles.
User avatar #11 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
no listen i was just saying i don't give a shit about your links
User avatar #12 - goodhomer (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't know what that has to do with anything.
User avatar #13 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
Yeah i don't get why you posted them either.
User avatar #14 - goodhomer (04/22/2015) [-]
No I meant that I don't give a shit what you think I posted the links as support to my statement that people really are stupid enough to vote for someone based entirely on sex.
User avatar #15 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
then don't reply to me you cuck.
#16 - goodhomer (04/22/2015) [-]
#109 - Ken M (04/22/2015) [-]
herecomesjohnny "this tumblr post is bait"
Goodhomer "yeah but there are some people who think this way"
herecomesjohnny "complete retardation for several minutes"
#17 - what? the topic of the art always matters. 04/22/2015 on More Kukuruyo -6
#8 - OP you forgot the punchline of the ******* scene … 04/21/2015 on allahu akbar +16
#6 - let's be honest, you gotta be a bit autistic to have a gamerga…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2015 on More Kukuruyo +17
User avatar #9 - zomaru (04/22/2015) [-]
There is noting wrong with good art. I have a minecraft poster and I hardly ever played the damn game, I just love the art style of the poster.
User avatar #17 - herecomesjohnny (04/22/2015) [-]
what? the topic of the art always matters.
User avatar #8 - forsakensaint (04/22/2015) [-]
Bit? Aaahahahaahahahhhahahahahh hahahaahaha hahahahaha hahaha hahahhahahahahahahahhahahhhaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaahah ahhahahahahahaahahahah ahahhahahahha haaaahahahahaahahahah ahah ha ha hah... oh my...
#9 - myst? wow, who'd have known, no clue the series was that huge  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Videogame facts 0
User avatar #11 - deltoraquest (04/21/2015) [-]
it was the biggest selling game of its time, until the sims happened and then I lost track
#55 - I feel like I've been given a tour guide through tumblr. 04/21/2015 on Steven Universe Comp 31 0
#1213148 - me neither 04/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1213146 - when these animations look good they look really good but here…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1213147 - EdwardNigma (04/21/2015) [-]
I don't think it was very serious.
User avatar #1213148 - herecomesjohnny (04/21/2015) [-]
me neither
#2 - we said no putin memes! 04/21/2015 on Bieber + putin 0
#6447 - *lead someone 04/21/2015 on /books/ board 0
#6446 - materialistic but not really "ASSHOLES!" although i …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on /books/ board 0
User avatar #6447 - herecomesjohnny (04/21/2015) [-]
*lead someone
#6445 - In an interview for USA Weekend, Stephen King referred to Patt… 04/21/2015 on /books/ board 0
#2 - good joke 04/21/2015 on (untitled) +1
#1213129 - that really is going out on a limb.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1213140 - zomaru (04/21/2015) [-]
Not really, there can be no doubt, the driver cover and machine gunners ports are a direct copy, they even got the gap between the turret and radiator on the back correct. The only thing off is the turret is a little to big.

Hell, they even added the extra tracks on the front.
#31 - >giant what  [+] (1 new reply) 04/21/2015 on Internet is the way 0
User avatar #49 - sociocat (04/21/2015) [-]
i need to stop making assumptions about animes i havent seen
#29 - i love it. 04/21/2015 on Hug and roll 0
#1145620 - we find out the pops wasn't a dirty ol' perv after all 04/20/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#56 - I don't give a **** about the artists. The worse effect… 04/20/2015 on You wouldn't download a car... 0
#1145605 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1145616 - alleksi (04/20/2015) [-]
Three in one. Impressive.
#1212924 - also yeah **** those auto missiles in amana shrine, way…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1212981 - desacabose (04/20/2015) [-]
>Playing Dark Souls when it first came out
>Pure Melee
>Shrine of Amana
>Mace Knights
>Faith users invading me
#1212927 - Ken M (04/20/2015) [-]
>fuck over melee
User avatar #1212926 - beroty (04/20/2015) [-]
Amana was by far the worst part of this greatshield only run
#1212922 - >farming willingly that's not how you play dank lmao  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1212925 - beroty (04/20/2015) [-]
i needed to farm that place mostly because i was still 300k SM when i reached crypt
so i kept farming till i got to 700k so i could help other peoples tanking bosses for them
User avatar #1212924 - herecomesjohnny (04/20/2015) [-]
also yeah fuck those auto missiles in amana shrine, way to make it easy for the range players and fuck over the melees
#1212981 - desacabose (04/20/2015) [-]
>Playing Dark Souls when it first came out
>Pure Melee
>Shrine of Amana
>Mace Knights
>Faith users invading me
#1212927 - Ken M (04/20/2015) [-]
>fuck over melee
User avatar #1212926 - beroty (04/20/2015) [-]
Amana was by far the worst part of this greatshield only run
#49 - >deserve to be stolen from  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2015 on You wouldn't download a car... +1
#53 - Ken M (04/20/2015) [-]
Many of the artists pictured above make a living off of being among the shittiest kind of role models. They are indirectly responsible for all sorts of ghetto violence, gang activity, drug use, and murders because they promote that kind of lifestyle and people look up to them. If anyone deserves to be stolen from, it's them.
User avatar #56 - herecomesjohnny (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't give a shit about the artists. The worse effect of stealing won't be on the fucking artist who makes 6 digits a month, it'll be on the CD assembly manager that'll have to announce to the workers the distribution is down and that the northwestern branch is closing, or any other situation. But sure you download and think the only victim is the guy with his own plane.
#25 - both sides are just releasing pent up agression 04/20/2015 on GG +1
#19 - that is amazing! 04/20/2015 on The Best Robin Williams... 0
#1145539 - jesus that art is awful  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1145543 - thekame (04/20/2015) [-]
what could you possibly be talking about?
User avatar #1145551 - kninee (04/20/2015) [-]
That looks so wrong but I don't know why.
User avatar #1145552 - thekame (04/20/2015) [-]
It's the arms
User avatar #1145540 - phantomeins (04/20/2015) [-]
Takeuchi's art is pretty bad.

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [+] (58 replies)
stickied by herecomesjohnny
haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3217 - desacabose ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
Pat
Master of rolling
#3215 - Ken M (04/30/2015) [-]
How you doing
User avatar #3216 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (05/01/2015) [-]
my girlfriend just broke up with me. I think I'm gonna just ******* watch RE to think about something else.
User avatar #3206 to #3205 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
what the ****
User avatar #3207 to #3206 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Pat did this
User avatar #3208 to #3207 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
you're ******* with me
User avatar #3209 to #3208 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Watch the news RE:R 2 episode
User avatar #3210 to #3209 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
man I don't watch revelayatons, I can't watch that AND mkx AND bloodborne right now
User avatar #3212 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
At least they finally figured out Bloodborne has a devil trigger
User avatar #3213 to #3212 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
a what now
User avatar #3214 to #3213 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Bloodborne straight up has a devil trigger
User avatar #3211 to #3210 - desacabose ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Gotta watch RE, MK, and BB as they come out
User avatar #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
I need them to do playthroughs of the other Souls games
User avatar #3201 to #3200 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
You and your anons
User avatar #3202 to #3201 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
No anons today -___- now I miss them

I want to see woolie do a warrior playthrough and see what happens
User avatar #3203 to #3202 - desacabose ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
Really I just want me a Demon's Souls LP
User avatar #3204 to #3203 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/28/2015) [-]
sure me too. But mostly to see how it's like and bother to keep watching.
#3199 - Ken M (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm here too guys
User avatar #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
The GoT playthrough is making me saltier than the WD playthrough

User avatar #3196 to #3195 - desacabose ONLINE (04/25/2015) [-]
God damn it just get back up
User avatar #3197 to #3196 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
you know they got salty at kenny for nearly nothing during wd
User avatar #3198 to #3197 - desacabose ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
"Pat I stubbed my toe"
"Damn it kenny"
User avatar #3191 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Do you think they're going to notice the latern slowing their stamina regen down
User avatar #3192 to #3191 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I don't even see it
User avatar #3193 to #3192 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
I think it's a demon's souls latern
User avatar #3194 to #3193 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
i'll take your word for it, mayne
#3187 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
Bloodborne is pretty ******* metal
User avatar #3188 to #3187 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
watching the LP?
User avatar #3189 to #3188 - desacabose ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
They better eat those umbilical cords
User avatar #3190 to #3189 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
that thunderdog seems infuriating
User avatar #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Please tell me they're not going to send everyone to Iosefka
User avatar #3181 to #3180 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
rip playthrough
User avatar #3183 to #3181 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
running out of potions and bullets. I love it when they go full scrublord
User avatar #3184 to #3183 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
they're sending everyone to cthulu though
User avatar #3185 to #3184 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
didn't see last ep, we'll see
User avatar #3186 to #3185 - desacabose ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
super cereal spoier
***** everyone they send to Iosefka dies. they're missing out on a lot of venders of lore.
User avatar #3182 to #3181 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
it's ******* fun tho
User avatar #3170 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I can't wait for their reactions when they find out there's a devil trigger in bloodborne
User avatar #3171 to #3170 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
w-what's that?

also i'm fighting the old iron king today. I died four times, never got hit by his attacks once but i keep straight up walking in lava. Wonderful.
User avatar #3173 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
The Old Iron King isn't very hard except for the ******** hitboxes on some of his attacks

Also the lava pool placed there because the Old Iron King wasn't very hard
User avatar #3174 to #3173 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
i wouldn't care but the way to him is so ******* arduous, what pricks
User avatar #3175 to #3174 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a bonfire in the room with fire heads right before him
User avatar #3176 to #3175 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
you're ******** me.
User avatar #3178 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
There's a lever near it that turns off all the fire in the area too
User avatar #3177 to #3176 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Climb the ladder
User avatar #3179 to #3177 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I'm done for tonight. **** this and **** the ladder man and **** twinkling titanite
User avatar #3172 to #3171 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
They finally found a beast blood pellet
It turns you into a werewolf
#3168 - Ken M (04/14/2015) [-]
Why are you still making us stalk him
User avatar #3169 to #3168 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
what.
User avatar #3165 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #3166 to #3165 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
poop
User avatar #3167 to #3166 - murrlogic (04/14/2015) [-]
Good Morning.

Hello.
User avatar #3163 - desacabose ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Liam better not kill Kate
User avatar #3164 to #3163 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
dropping the hammer for the axe was an ehhhh move, damn
User avatar #3162 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Still waiting on Woolie to fight Aldia
User avatar #3155 - desacabose ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
lon
User avatar #3156 to #3155 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
s-storm?
User avatar #3157 to #3156 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
zoo
User avatar #3158 to #3157 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
this is it, isn't it? it's come to you saying random words now.
User avatar #3159 to #3158 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
***** I just spread babylon zoo over 4 profiles
This is only the beginning
User avatar #3160 to #3159 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
>90's band
I think it's already over bruh
#3161 to #3160 - desacabose ONLINE (04/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3143 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
I have to go mess with 10 people for college

I finally have to do something stupid for science
User avatar #3144 to #3143 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
i thought you were in law school, not science school
User avatar #3146 to #3144 - desacabose ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
Law science
User avatar #3138 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I knew I recognized the title theme
#3137 to #3136 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I was right
I was right
User avatar #3139 to #3137 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
I TOLD you it was confirmed you ******
User avatar #3140 to #3139 - desacabose ONLINE (03/30/2015) [-]
***** I told you they'd do it when they first started the Dark Souls II playthrough
User avatar #3154 to #3140 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
b-bloodborne seems fun
User avatar #3127 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
Are you watching the Blooborne LP
User avatar #3128 to #3127 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
what? it's not on the page, what you talking about. They mentioned doing something "special' on the podcast but wha
User avatar #3130 to #3129 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
are you ******* with me
#3131 to #3130 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
You just need to believe   
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear   
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
You just need to believe
Everyone does, so maybe, just maybe Pat and Woolie will hear
So that they can begin the playthrough we need
User avatar #3132 to #3131 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
listen guy

listen

it's confirmed

they recorded it

calm the **** down

take a nap
User avatar #3133 to #3132 - desacabose ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
I can't
#3125 - notsoulmyr (03/29/2015) [-]
Your Steam profile pic is Deus Ex: HR, right?
#3126 to #3125 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/29/2015) [-]
oh **** soul how's stuff, it's been long
sorry for the radio silence, I stopped fj for a while
#3134 to #3126 - notsoulmyr (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh you know, same old, same old. School and stuff. Dark Souls and stuff
User avatar #3141 to #3134 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/31/2015) [-]
how's college? not as bad as expected?
#3142 to #3141 - notsoulmyr (03/31/2015) [-]
Not as bad as expected, not as good as I had hoped. Pretty "eh", I'd say
User avatar #3145 to #3142 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
sounds like a pretty tame reaction, man. You doing art?
User avatar #3147 to #3145 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Not really, most I do is for school assignments and such
User avatar #3148 to #3147 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
...well that ******* blows, what are you studying then?
User avatar #3149 to #3148 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
Graphic Design
User avatar #3150 to #3149 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/02/2015) [-]
yeah like my brother then, drawing chairs and toothbrushes, eventually making a teapot, not making much cool joshiraku art. Good luck, I hear it's not difficult but very tiring
User avatar #3151 to #3150 - notsoulmyr (04/02/2015) [-]
It's more like ads with me. It's fun sometimes, I have a chance to get creative, but not as fun as drawing nekkid Joshirakus.
#3152 to #3151 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (04/04/2015) [-]
oh yeah? my brother did some ads too, pic related, my fave

don't forget to cultivate your artist skils though, my brother kinda lost his character model touch after doing dead stuff too long
User avatar #3153 to #3152 - notsoulmyr (04/04/2015) [-]
Heh, that's pretty cool.

I'll try to remember that
User avatar #3119 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Now is the time to get your hopes up for bloodborne
User avatar #3120 to #3119 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
eh, i'm more waiting for the mortal kombat x vids, or kojima hills.
User avatar #3121 to #3120 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
What about The Phantom Pain
User avatar #3122 to #3121 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
i told you again and again i only ever played the gbc metal gear, i'm 100% eh on that
now, i don't want to sound like a huge vagina but life is strange is pretty good and looking forward to the rest
User avatar #3123 to #3122 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #3124 to #3123 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
HAH i still get anons after all this time.
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