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| #55 - there is no message, it's just a play on situation reversal, b… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on lets marry | +6 |
| funny I think the message for women is "get your shit together" According to women, it's always the guys fault. Hell, they don't even blame the other woman. #107 -
failtotheepicpower (01/05/2016) [-] Glad you talked to all women about that, didn't know they universally agreed. And why shouldn't it be? If you're in a relationship, you have the responsibility to not go around cheating, not random people who might be interested in your SO | ||
| #101 - it's going to be okay anon just go back to /v/ it'll be okay | 01/04/2016 on Discuss | +1 |
| #1376620 - mine are: 1. Getting sex 2. Convincing to have sex du… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #1376618 - w-what about ******* women? [+] (9 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| How does that work when the only people who own handhelds are virgins If by chick magnet you mean Allows you to download anime girls then yeah for sure Well they're the only girls the Vita is gonna help you get Take it or leave it mine are: 1. Getting sex 2. Convincing to have sex during a saturday morning scrublords vid | ||
| #76 - Woah there Defending my country when it's in dire situatio… | 01/04/2016 on Discuss | -4 |
| #28 - >chivalry there's a substantial community on 4chan that… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Discuss | +14 |
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anon (01/04/2016) [-] XDDDDDDDDD U r le human lol XDDDDDDDDDD there are humans in africa that eat cow poo poo DDDDDDDDDDDD XDDDD so u eat cow poo poo tooo it means LOL EBIC MEME XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOOOLL XD KEKK LOL :^))))) it's going to be okay anon just go back to /v/ it'll be okay | ||
| #27 - I'm feeling you right now. I only think pride should trickle d… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Discuss | +7 |
| It's a part of living in a society. You owe loayalty to your ancestry and kin. It is in exchange for what they gave you and are giving you even now. If you inherit a house, you are not a new owner of an old house. You are a continuation of a tradition. If your town's footbal team wins against another town, you cheer for them, as they will cheer for you when you do something to raise the prestige of your town. All the same, if your country goes to war, you are obliged to take up arms against the enemy. To think otherwise seems a bit selfish to me. It's a two way street of course. If you want to live your own way, you may burn the bridges and cut all your ties, but don't be surprised when others do it to you as well. (The same principle puts you in jail when you break the law) Woah there Defending my country when it's in dire situations is an act of fraternity towards my people, which I dissociate from patriotism You should care who rules your country because you are one of the individuals who live in it. If you live in a democracy, you get a vote. Use that vote, use it wisely. Everybody eligible gets one as well. Best system there is so far. If you don't live in a democracy, opting out is a bit harder, but you may find a way to defect. In that case, thermite is powder aluminium and iron rust powder. Put it in a flower pot with a hole and light it at the rail tracks. Shit can burn straight trough an inch thick steel plate. Also, read up on general sabotage and guerilla warfare. You may want to try and avoid civilian casualties, though. If your rulers commit attrocities or would force you to commit attrocities, you may withdraw your aliegence to your rulers on the grounds that they do not support your other values. And with that you may also defect as mentioned above. All the same, you are not taking up arms just for your leader, unless it's an offensive war with no real benefits to your people that only serves to line the pockets of some less than honorable people. Most of the time, you would be defending your fellow countrymen. And they would do the same for you. Hehe, you said "trump democracy". Immature jokes aside, your vote matters exacly as much as your neighbor's. At least it should. (Looking your way, US electoral college) Problem with today's elections is the ammount of propaganda in media in some countries (How it happens that most nationwide tv networks in a country are controlled by a single entity with political bias and agenda is baffling). It gets hard to tell if what you're looking at is the complete picture, a representative sample of reality, a carefuly picked portion of it or a flat out lie. That being said, the attitude "votes don't matter" is pretty corrosive to democracy when more people hold it. Please don't hold such attitude and vote. If there is noone to vote for, run for office yourself. Good chances are you will find some supporters in your local area, then more as you progress. That's how my step uncle became mayor 8 years ago. The locals had interest no other candidate was supporting, so he gethered a small crowd of supporters, ran for office and won the local elections . | ||
| #74 - convenient gif [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Politically Cuntrekt | +1 |
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| #72 - that's not legal don't be silly [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Politically Cuntrekt | +1 |
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| #26 - christ, i love Night. | 01/04/2016 on random wp | 0 |
| #25 - long live johnnies | 01/04/2016 on random wp | +1 |
| #32 - much better than fallout 3, especially on the sentimental aspe… | 01/04/2016 on maths | 0 |
| #1197092 - a fun camp? like, astronaut camp? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
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| #1376484 - ew **** off [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #16 - TIE fighter [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on random wp | +6 |
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| #46 - not even that, they hooked girls on cocaine to prostitute them… [+] (6 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Politically Cuntrekt | +5 |
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| #31 - sometimes I feel the contrary. I feel like people beautify the… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Politically Cuntrekt | +8 |
| I feel you. Sure, when they were interacting with certain people, they were polite and gentlemanly... but they were still fucking criminals for a living. not even that, they hooked girls on cocaine to prostitute them, assholes are assholes not matter the suit they're wearing | ||
| #9 - that's the general idea [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on random wp | 0 |
| #37 - modern arms dealer with her bodyguards, one of whom is a middl… | 01/03/2016 on A PowerPoint presentation... | 0 |
| #1196980 - well that's nice still gotta try her with the new masteries too | 01/03/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| #1196978 - old raka is best, new raka is manaless slut [+] (2 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| well that's nice still gotta try her with the new masteries too | ||
| #1196969 - akira? [+] (4 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... | +1 |
| well that's nice still gotta try her with the new masteries too | ||
| #43 - professional man? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on Sensitive topics | 0 |
| #21 - you tsundere **** [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on Fences | +1 |
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| #34 - or someone past the age of 18 [+] (3 new replies) | 01/03/2016 on Sensitive topics | 0 |
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Since it'll probably be March before I can afford TPP, what exactly do I do in GZ that transfers
i don't have gz so i'm not sure
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
It's supposed to transfer prisoners and weapons or skins or something
transfer prisoners where? your base? playing 20 minutes can give you 20 prisoners in one go in tpp
GTA V is 40 bucks on amazon right now
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
This is what happens when both sides of your family has a lot of people that had anxiety problems pop up in their late teens
Chico is the only reason I can't complete ground zeroes without an alert or retries
You know I've been thinking about getting a 5$ eshop card and buying a Sega Saturn theme on my 3DS
What would pat do
What would pat do
I've just been informed 5$ eshop cards don't exist
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
Pat: "When we do Dark Souls III I may as well just play the game first so I don't get spoiled and you can be on the controls woolie"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
this is man.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
Is my memory serving me correctly when I remember that you're Asian?
Oh alright. Now I'm intrigued, is your mom or dad azn?
dad chinese mom french
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
Oh alright.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory
Told ya
I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
ah yeah dear ol' whoozy
haven't seen him in quite a while though
haven't seen him in quite a while though
bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate
oh yeah you're in college now, congrats
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
He's a pretty chill guy. Talk to him occasionally.
>Naked Snake kills the boss
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened
All is right with the world
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened
All is right with the world
Jesus Christ I forgot how cool Jecht is
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
List of things that remind Matt of hentai
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories
Join us next week for Bloodborne
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories
Join us next week for Bloodborne
Oh **** giinthir wait a minute we've got confirmed reports that the victory music has secured itself a position too
ffX is a hell of a ******* goofy looking game i gotta say
superbestfriendsplay.com/video/best-friends-play-final-fantasy-x-part-1/
Them playing this is like a dream come true
Them playing this is like a dream come true
Most of the comments on the devil's third videos are calling him boring
everyone ad their mom knew about the mgsv twist as soon as gz was released
kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
really? Literally saw no thread about it when gz came out
Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
Those theories are also the source material for the theory I told you, which was incorrect
Even Pat mentioned how everyone instantly suspected the medic because he took the full force of the explosion
i can't stop listening to the wanderer by Dion
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
You have no idea how much I want to see Super Best Friends watch nintendo direct
that latest mystery box
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
I keep waiting for the Mystery Box where they reveal a full LP of Dark Savior.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
how did liam react to chloe frenching victoria on the couch?
Someone also just posted an interview where he said they chose boston because for some players they know boston will be the bomb
Todd Howard, master of puns
Todd Howard, master of puns
Also I'm not guessing someone posted a video of todd howards saying suspicious stuff
There haven't been any story leaks for fallout 4 though
also
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
