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| #27 - what says he isn't chinese rather you ******* weaboo | 01/05/2016 on Painting I just finished (2) | +6 |
| #1197257 - Picture | 01/05/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| #1197250 - for a sadistic guy like yourself you're really thinking of a p… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| And I am not sadistic. I am creative. If you're gonna murder someone you may as well do it in a cool way. Well, there's not many ways to kill someone in a hospital. She seems too scrawny to smother him with a pillow. Scalpels, saws and other sharp shit is usually looked after pretty well. Not a lot of objects you can bludgeon someone to death with. Her only real options are to either push him out a window or slip him some meds. And most medicine isn't strong enough to kill a person quickly enough for the nurses to not notice, so you'd have to go with either morphine or methadone, both of which can just be swiped from the room of some sleeping patient who's on painkillers or going through detox. However, this is a mango, which takes place in Japan, so I'm gonna assume they just leave unsterilized scalpels and shit lying around in the rooms of small, unsupervised children. So, if one of them kills the other, it's going to be unrealistically easy. | ||
| #1197240 - Wait a sec. This is just face blindness, isn't it? [+] (4 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| Yeah, but he's a cunt. And, much like his disease, there's no cure for that. Except for death. For example, via a morphine overdose. for a sadistic guy like yourself you're really thinking of a painless way to go, weird And I am not sadistic. I am creative. If you're gonna murder someone you may as well do it in a cool way. Well, there's not many ways to kill someone in a hospital. She seems too scrawny to smother him with a pillow. Scalpels, saws and other sharp shit is usually looked after pretty well. Not a lot of objects you can bludgeon someone to death with. Her only real options are to either push him out a window or slip him some meds. And most medicine isn't strong enough to kill a person quickly enough for the nurses to not notice, so you'd have to go with either morphine or methadone, both of which can just be swiped from the room of some sleeping patient who's on painkillers or going through detox. However, this is a mango, which takes place in Japan, so I'm gonna assume they just leave unsterilized scalpels and shit lying around in the rooms of small, unsupervised children. So, if one of them kills the other, it's going to be unrealistically easy. | ||
| #132 - i disagree and think you got no taste, good day [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on 10 Worthwhile Disturbing... | 0 |
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| #84 - you just went from nice stalker to mean stalker so *******… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 | +2 |
| What? Was that guy in the pic STALKING YOU?? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE POLICE?!? | ||
| #82 - well gee now i'm vexed and weirdly surprised you're not gay [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 | +1 |
| KEK For the next pic I expect that ugly faggot out of the house and that you put on a nice lil dress and strike a nice pose for daddy baby ;* you just went from nice stalker to mean stalker so fucking fast holy shit What? Was that guy in the pic STALKING YOU?? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE POLICE?!? | ||
| #79 - eh ok there was a loli on my right i swear but i gotta hid… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 | +1 |
| Ewwwwwwwwwww what? Who's that faggot sweetie? Where's my kawaii Aka-chan? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER ? KEK For the next pic I expect that ugly faggot out of the house and that you put on a nice lil dress and strike a nice pose for daddy baby ;* you just went from nice stalker to mean stalker so fucking fast holy shit What? Was that guy in the pic STALKING YOU?? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE POLICE?!? | ||
| #3582 - this is man. No more anons are coming to visit my page. … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
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| #77 - don't have a selfie, want a photo? [+] (7 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 | +1 |
| Ewwwwwwwwwww what? Who's that faggot sweetie? Where's my kawaii Aka-chan? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER ? KEK For the next pic I expect that ugly faggot out of the house and that you put on a nice lil dress and strike a nice pose for daddy baby ;* you just went from nice stalker to mean stalker so fucking fast holy shit What? Was that guy in the pic STALKING YOU?? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE POLICE?!? | ||
| #1376954 - you gotta give it up to them for doing the godtier mgr+wonderf… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #74 - tara pls my cute girl icon is just the same pic [+] (9 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 | +1 |
| I love to see you dancin' sugar-tits , but if you're gonna be so so bitchy about selifes why don't you show me yours? Ewwwwwwwwwww what? Who's that faggot sweetie? Where's my kawaii Aka-chan? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER ? KEK For the next pic I expect that ugly faggot out of the house and that you put on a nice lil dress and strike a nice pose for daddy baby ;* you just went from nice stalker to mean stalker so fucking fast holy shit What? Was that guy in the pic STALKING YOU?? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE POLICE?!? | ||
| #128 - i've seen my share, but i said suspenseful, not gorey or disgu… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on 10 Worthwhile Disturbing... | 0 |
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anon (01/05/2016) [-] There is nothing suspensul about "Inside" - the acting is over the top and some parts are so bad they are laughable. If I'm correct there was someone that was supposed to be dead (and blinded) and suddenly gets up screaming like a madman. That's sad but the french new wave horror is borderline horrible. | ||
| #1197236 - oh god i hope this adorable girl will turn him into less of … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| I hope she takes a morphine IV drip, shoves it up his ass, steps on it and laughs maniacally, while his brain turns to mush. Yeah, but he's a cunt. And, much like his disease, there's no cure for that. Except for death. For example, via a morphine overdose. for a sadistic guy like yourself you're really thinking of a painless way to go, weird And I am not sadistic. I am creative. If you're gonna murder someone you may as well do it in a cool way. Well, there's not many ways to kill someone in a hospital. She seems too scrawny to smother him with a pillow. Scalpels, saws and other sharp shit is usually looked after pretty well. Not a lot of objects you can bludgeon someone to death with. Her only real options are to either push him out a window or slip him some meds. And most medicine isn't strong enough to kill a person quickly enough for the nurses to not notice, so you'd have to go with either morphine or methadone, both of which can just be swiped from the room of some sleeping patient who's on painkillers or going through detox. However, this is a mango, which takes place in Japan, so I'm gonna assume they just leave unsterilized scalpels and shit lying around in the rooms of small, unsupervised children. So, if one of them kills the other, it's going to be unrealistically easy. | ||
| #1197235 - ten pages in and i hate the emo crap. [+] (7 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| oh god i hope this adorable girl will turn him into less of a shit I hope she takes a morphine IV drip, shoves it up his ass, steps on it and laughs maniacally, while his brain turns to mush. Yeah, but he's a cunt. And, much like his disease, there's no cure for that. Except for death. For example, via a morphine overdose. for a sadistic guy like yourself you're really thinking of a painless way to go, weird And I am not sadistic. I am creative. If you're gonna murder someone you may as well do it in a cool way. Well, there's not many ways to kill someone in a hospital. She seems too scrawny to smother him with a pillow. Scalpels, saws and other sharp shit is usually looked after pretty well. Not a lot of objects you can bludgeon someone to death with. Her only real options are to either push him out a window or slip him some meds. And most medicine isn't strong enough to kill a person quickly enough for the nurses to not notice, so you'd have to go with either morphine or methadone, both of which can just be swiped from the room of some sleeping patient who's on painkillers or going through detox. However, this is a mango, which takes place in Japan, so I'm gonna assume they just leave unsterilized scalpels and shit lying around in the rooms of small, unsupervised children. So, if one of them kills the other, it's going to be unrealistically easy. | ||
| #33 - Benny, House, Caesar, and...who's the suit? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Messenger | 0 |
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| #46 - cute pic but never trust pics in which girls always do the sam… [+] (11 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 4 | +4 |
| I love to see you dancin' sugar-tits , but if you're gonna be so so bitchy about selifes why don't you show me yours? Ewwwwwwwwwww what? Who's that faggot sweetie? Where's my kawaii Aka-chan? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER ? KEK For the next pic I expect that ugly faggot out of the house and that you put on a nice lil dress and strike a nice pose for daddy baby ;* you just went from nice stalker to mean stalker so fucking fast holy shit What? Was that guy in the pic STALKING YOU?? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE POLICE?!? | ||
| #34 - better than avengers movies and the only worthwhile ******… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Coon | 0 |
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| #92 - Neo french horror is top tier The most suspensful … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on 10 Worthwhile Disturbing... | 0 |
| i've seen my share, but i said suspenseful, not gorey or disgusting. Also the remark is quite shallow when you can't put forward any other argument, or have to tick the anon box to say this #130 -
anon (01/05/2016) [-] There is nothing suspensul about "Inside" - the acting is over the top and some parts are so bad they are laughable. If I'm correct there was someone that was supposed to be dead (and blinded) and suddenly gets up screaming like a madman. That's sad but the french new wave horror is borderline horrible. | ||
| #88 - definitely won't be when business will be on the table [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Trumperino | 0 |
| Oh this is going to be fun when US would Reform from regular corruption to Putin corruption, in which then all cooperations have to bend down and crawl into Trump´s but just like with Putin. I laugh and spit at every Trump voter who honestly belief that this guy will be free from corruption, he may even beat Nixon in that. | ||
| #38807 - if it bothers you then don't watch it i guess, but i got a fri… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Television - cartoon... | 0 |
| #76 - Clinton at least has experience in diplomacy. Trump will get p… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Trumperino | 0 |
| Oh this is going to be fun when US would Reform from regular corruption to Putin corruption, in which then all cooperations have to bend down and crawl into Trump´s but just like with Putin. I laugh and spit at every Trump voter who honestly belief that this guy will be free from corruption, he may even beat Nixon in that. | ||
| #38801 - saw the Martian the other day. Good flick. Not top tier Ridley… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Television - cartoon... | 0 |
| if it bothers you then don't watch it i guess, but i got a friend who doesn't like star wars because of the concept of lightsabers and i still don't get it to this day | ||
| #3580 - we got silent hill 2, it's all possible from here [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
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| #3578 - they won't not do it, come on [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
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Since it'll probably be March before I can afford TPP, what exactly do I do in GZ that transfers
i don't have gz so i'm not sure
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
It's supposed to transfer prisoners and weapons or skins or something
transfer prisoners where? your base? playing 20 minutes can give you 20 prisoners in one go in tpp
GTA V is 40 bucks on amazon right now
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
This is what happens when both sides of your family has a lot of people that had anxiety problems pop up in their late teens
Chico is the only reason I can't complete ground zeroes without an alert or retries
You know I've been thinking about getting a 5$ eshop card and buying a Sega Saturn theme on my 3DS
What would pat do
What would pat do
I've just been informed 5$ eshop cards don't exist
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
Pat: "When we do Dark Souls III I may as well just play the game first so I don't get spoiled and you can be on the controls woolie"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
this is man.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
Is my memory serving me correctly when I remember that you're Asian?
Oh alright. Now I'm intrigued, is your mom or dad azn?
dad chinese mom french
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
Oh alright.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory
Told ya
I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
ah yeah dear ol' whoozy
haven't seen him in quite a while though
haven't seen him in quite a while though
bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate
oh yeah you're in college now, congrats
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
He's a pretty chill guy. Talk to him occasionally.
>Naked Snake kills the boss
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened
All is right with the world
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened
All is right with the world
Jesus Christ I forgot how cool Jecht is
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
List of things that remind Matt of hentai
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories
Join us next week for Bloodborne
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories
Join us next week for Bloodborne
Oh **** giinthir wait a minute we've got confirmed reports that the victory music has secured itself a position too
ffX is a hell of a ******* goofy looking game i gotta say
superbestfriendsplay.com/video/best-friends-play-final-fantasy-x-part-1/
Them playing this is like a dream come true
Them playing this is like a dream come true
Most of the comments on the devil's third videos are calling him boring
everyone ad their mom knew about the mgsv twist as soon as gz was released
kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
really? Literally saw no thread about it when gz came out
Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
Those theories are also the source material for the theory I told you, which was incorrect
Even Pat mentioned how everyone instantly suspected the medic because he took the full force of the explosion
i can't stop listening to the wanderer by Dion
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
You have no idea how much I want to see Super Best Friends watch nintendo direct
that latest mystery box
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
I keep waiting for the Mystery Box where they reveal a full LP of Dark Savior.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
how did liam react to chloe frenching victoria on the couch?
Someone also just posted an interview where he said they chose boston because for some players they know boston will be the bomb
Todd Howard, master of puns
Todd Howard, master of puns
Also I'm not guessing someone posted a video of todd howards saying suspicious stuff
There haven't been any story leaks for fallout 4 though
also
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
