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#5 - can't wait for that Nathan for You episode.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Post your business idea +1
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#13 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
wat
#52 - If the tattoo thing happened the other way around, fj would be…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/07/2016 on #WasteHisTime2016 -6
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#131 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
if the tattoo thing happened the other way around , fj would be cumming inside your ass
#100 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm actually on board with the tattoo bit. If you're cheating on someone, your dumbass shouldn't be getting matching tattoos with them. That's really fucking stupid and anyone that stupid, male or female, deserves to be branded as an idiot.
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#75 - sketchysketchist (01/07/2016) [-]
Actually, that's the only one of the bunch that's acceptable.

All the other ones are either so fucked up they're funny or just simply fucked up.
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#65 - oxidoferroso (01/07/2016) [-]
nah
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#57 - bpirate (01/07/2016) [-]
Actually, I think she is a hero. Cheating ain't right, I tell ya what
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#154 - isolovegames (01/07/2016) [-]
And then she went off and sucked 37 dicks. In a row.
#33 - i know cuz you're a MEAN stalker now  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Gay Cunt +1
#34 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you eating sushi you weeaboo?
Spit it right back into my mouth
#66 - well, shouldn't gun control and registration take in account p…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on gens r bud +2
#67 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Yes, but progressive liberals literally just want a wide-sweep ban of everything that makes a loud boom noise.
#1197566 - get ready for dead leaves sequel boys 01/07/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#9 - service where you call a cab by app but the cab driver is less… 01/07/2016 on oohbur +1
#21 - at least the air hostess won't worry about getting punched for…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Gay Cunt +1
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#29 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
I'd punch you ;)
#33 - herecomesjohnny (01/07/2016) [-]
i know cuz you're a MEAN stalker now
#34 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you eating sushi you weeaboo?
Spit it right back into my mouth
#26 - >gintama can i get top bunk? 01/07/2016 on This is an outrage! 0
#60 - you FORGOT? They've been going full throttle since december 26.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Fall to the dark side +2
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#85 - captainprincess (01/07/2016) [-]
Yes I forgot
I purposefully blotted them out so as to see the movie without a tainted view
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#65 - tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]
yes i forgot , kick my ass
#13 - so much for prison property, guy 01/06/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" +1
#53 - i'm just afraid they'll die. No one wrote a greek tragedy beca… 01/06/2016 on stupid kids +1
#58 - what? it's clearly maudlin and wish fulfillment **** . T…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Old Man Frank greentext -1
#60 - jtistillam (01/07/2016) [-]
Ok so stories have to be 100% true to be eligible to be entertaining now? Ok so you can't enjoy Skyrim or Metal Gear because those stories are made up.
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#1197318 - implying you didn't do the same and that's how you got the nam… 01/06/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... +4
#1197315 - >you will never have a forest princess chew meat and spit i…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
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#1197317 - tapeworms (01/06/2016) [-]
Salty bastard, so this is how you get your sick kicks.
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#1197318 - herecomesjohnny (01/06/2016) [-]
implying you didn't do the same and that's how you got the name tapeworms
#1377279 - Peter molyneux, more like peter moneyno 01/06/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#38 - I dislike how Buried and Boy in Striped Pajamas aren't more famous. 01/06/2016 on 5/7 Netflix Movies That... 0
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#84 - >artist illustration of Element 117 >just a bunch of… 01/06/2016 on heavy 0
#29 - made*  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Old Man Frank greentext -3
#49 - jtistillam (01/06/2016) [-]
Thanks for letting me thumb you down twice.
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#58 - herecomesjohnny (01/06/2016) [-]
what? it's clearly maudlin and wish fulfillment shit. The guy even writes the wrong name at one point.
#60 - jtistillam (01/07/2016) [-]
Ok so stories have to be 100% true to be eligible to be entertaining now? Ok so you can't enjoy Skyrim or Metal Gear because those stories are made up.
#28 - mad up **** /10  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Old Man Frank greentext -3
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#29 - herecomesjohnny (01/06/2016) [-]
made*
#49 - jtistillam (01/06/2016) [-]
Thanks for letting me thumb you down twice.
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#58 - herecomesjohnny (01/06/2016) [-]
what? it's clearly maudlin and wish fulfillment shit. The guy even writes the wrong name at one point.
#60 - jtistillam (01/07/2016) [-]
Ok so stories have to be 100% true to be eligible to be entertaining now? Ok so you can't enjoy Skyrim or Metal Gear because those stories are made up.
#19 - Say that tomei face 01/05/2016 on My cousin Vinny 0

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3599 - desacabose (7 hours ago) [-]
Since it'll probably be March before I can afford TPP, what exactly do I do in GZ that transfers
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
i don't have gz so i'm not sure
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
User avatar #3601 to #3600 - desacabose (7 hours ago) [-]
It's supposed to transfer prisoners and weapons or skins or something
User avatar #3602 to #3601 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
transfer prisoners where? your base? playing 20 minutes can give you 20 prisoners in one go in tpp
User avatar #3603 to #3602 - desacabose (7 hours ago) [-]
They're probably cool prisoners though
User avatar #3590 - desacabose (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna break it down right here
User avatar #3591 to #3590 - desacabose (12 hours ago) [-]
GTA V is 40 bucks on amazon right now
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
User avatar #3592 to #3591 - herecomesjohnny (9 hours ago) [-]
what? no, mgsV, mgs V is the way
User avatar #3593 to #3592 - desacabose (9 hours ago) [-]
Promised my friend I would get GTA V though
User avatar #3594 to #3593 - herecomesjohnny (9 hours ago) [-]
we're taking him too!?
#3595 to #3594 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
I need multiplayer games man. The more I talk to people the less I think about Naegleria Fowleri. And the less I think about it the less anxiety I have.
If I played MGS V I'd just be alone with my thoughts and building fear.
User avatar #3598 to #3596 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
MGS V is also 20$ more than GTA V
User avatar #3597 to #3596 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
This is what happens when both sides of your family has a lot of people that had anxiety problems pop up in their late teens
#3587 - ministermax (01/13/2016) [-]
GIF
Holy **** , where is your adorable ass FJ picture from?
User avatar #3588 to #3587 - herecomesjohnny (01/13/2016) [-]
hyouka
cute show, too
User avatar #3586 - desacabose (01/08/2016) [-]
Chico is the only reason I can't complete ground zeroes without an alert or retries
User avatar #3584 - desacabose (01/06/2016) [-]
You know I've been thinking about getting a 5$ eshop card and buying a Sega Saturn theme on my 3DS
What would pat do
User avatar #3585 to #3584 - desacabose (01/06/2016) [-]
I've just been informed 5$ eshop cards don't exist
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
User avatar #3577 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
Pat: "When we do Dark Souls III I may as well just play the game first so I don't get spoiled and you can be on the controls woolie"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
User avatar #3582 to #3577 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
this is man.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
User avatar #3583 to #3582 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
Gonna have to start selling your body
#3578 to #3577 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
they won't not do it, come on
User avatar #3579 to #3578 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
If only they'd do the original
User avatar #3580 to #3579 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
we got silent hill 2, it's all possible from here
User avatar #3581 to #3580 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
But they're "never ever going to do Silent Hill 2"
User avatar #3559 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Is my memory serving me correctly when I remember that you're Asian?
User avatar #3561 to #3560 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh alright. Now I'm intrigued, is your mom or dad azn?
User avatar #3562 to #3561 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
dad chinese mom french
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
User avatar #3563 to #3562 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh alright.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
User avatar #3565 to #3564 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Still watching mlp with your niece?
User avatar #3566 to #3565 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory
User avatar #3567 to #3566 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Told ya

I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
User avatar #3568 to #3567 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
ah yeah dear ol' whoozy
haven't seen him in quite a while though
User avatar #3570 to #3568 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Still making crepes?
User avatar #3571 to #3570 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]
still knee deep in starcraft i see
User avatar #3572 to #3571 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Always
Been playing a lot more other stuff recently though

You?
User avatar #3573 to #3572 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]
bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate
User avatar #3574 to #3573 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Oh? What are you studying?
I'm studying archaeology
User avatar #3575 to #3574 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]
oh yeah you're in college now, congrats
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
User avatar #3576 to #3575 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
University to be spesific
How about you? College? Uni?
User avatar #3569 to #3568 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
He's a pretty chill guy. Talk to him occasionally.
User avatar #3558 - desacabose (12/13/2015) [-]
>Naked Snake kills the boss
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened

All is right with the world
User avatar #3553 - desacabose (12/12/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ I forgot how cool Jecht is
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
User avatar #3554 to #3553 - squalllionhart (12/12/2015) [-]
take it back **** boy
User avatar #3555 to #3554 - desacabose (12/12/2015) [-]
Who you calling a **** boy, **** boy
User avatar #3549 - desacabose (12/08/2015) [-]
List of things that remind Matt of hentai
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories

Join us next week for Bloodborne
User avatar #3550 to #3549 - desacabose (12/08/2015) [-]
Oh **** giinthir wait a minute we've got confirmed reports that the victory music has secured itself a position too
User avatar #3552 to #3550 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2015) [-]
ffX is a hell of a ******* goofy looking game i gotta say
User avatar #3551 to #3550 - giinthir (12/08/2015) [-]
Matt is literally Tidus
User avatar #3544 - desacabose (11/30/2015) [-]
I find it weird that people don't like Liam
User avatar #3546 to #3544 - herecomesjohnny (11/30/2015) [-]
Liam's the mascot, people don't like Liam?
User avatar #3547 to #3546 - desacabose (11/30/2015) [-]
Most of the comments on the devil's third videos are calling him boring
User avatar #3536 - desacabose (11/27/2015) [-]
everyone ad their mom knew about the mgsv twist as soon as gz was released

kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
User avatar #3537 to #3536 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
really? Literally saw no thread about it when gz came out

Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
User avatar #3545 to #3537 - desacabose (11/30/2015) [-]
Those theories are also the source material for the theory I told you, which was incorrect
User avatar #3538 to #3537 - desacabose (11/28/2015) [-]
Even Pat mentioned how everyone instantly suspected the medic because he took the full force of the explosion
User avatar #3539 to #3538 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
i can't stop listening to the wanderer by Dion
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
User avatar #3541 to #3540 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
i never saw the lion king sequels
what the **** is this
User avatar #3542 to #3541 - desacabose (11/28/2015) [-]
Deep down I think we both know
User avatar #3543 to #3542 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
the bad guy had a son?
what the ****
User avatar #3535 to #3534 - herecomesjohnny (11/27/2015) [-]
no clue what that even is
User avatar #3533 - desacabose (11/14/2015) [-]
You have no idea how much I want to see Super Best Friends watch nintendo direct
User avatar #3528 - desacabose (11/10/2015) [-]
I'll be super butthurt if Liam sacrificed Chloe
User avatar #3531 to #3528 - herecomesjohnny (11/11/2015) [-]
that latest mystery box
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
User avatar #3532 to #3531 - desacabose (11/12/2015) [-]
I keep waiting for the Mystery Box where they reveal a full LP of Dark Savior.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
#3529 to #3528 - desacabose (11/10/2015) [-]
That was hella based Liam
User avatar #3530 to #3529 - herecomesjohnny (11/10/2015) [-]
jesus christ
he did it? he chose to nuke boston?
User avatar #3510 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Why would Chloe event remotely not believe you
User avatar #3511 to #3510 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Those ending messages were super cool though
User avatar #3513 to #3511 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
the what now
User avatar #3516 to #3513 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
life is odd
User avatar #3526 to #3516 - herecomesjohnny (11/09/2015) [-]
how did liam react to chloe frenching victoria on the couch?
#3527 to #3526 - desacabose (11/09/2015) [-]
That hasn't happened
User avatar #3509 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
What the ****** up with them and Warren
User avatar #3514 to #3509 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
dude pls context
User avatar #3517 to #3514 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
living is weird
#3508 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
>Todd Howard keeps jacking himself off and saying that the baby will have the features of both parents
>Todd says the player will feel "deeply connected" to the villain and plot twist
>Todd literally saying the baby will be the villain

whenever it releases if this isn't true tell me
#3512 to #3508 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
you have this weird pattern of guessing the right stuff........after leakage
User avatar #3519 to #3512 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Someone also just posted an interview where he said they chose boston because for some players they know boston will be the bomb
Todd Howard, master of puns
User avatar #3518 to #3512 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Also I'm not guessing someone posted a video of todd howards saying suspicious stuff
User avatar #3515 to #3512 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
There haven't been any story leaks for fallout 4 though
User avatar #3520 to #3515 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
the exact same spoiler was posted on vgb fuccboi
User avatar #3522 to #3520 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
also
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
#3521 to #3520 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
>visiting vgb without having 4 people on hideall
User avatar #3523 to #3521 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
i do but life is bizarre
User avatar #3497 - yeorgh (10/18/2015) [-]
bato.to/comic/_/comics/vanilla-spider-r16792

Other stuff from Chimoguri's author
User avatar #3498 to #3497 - herecomesjohnny (10/18/2015) [-]
oh okay, and vanilla spider's older right?
User avatar #3501 to #3498 - yeorgh (10/18/2015) [-]
Ye and it's done with three volumes too.
User avatar #3502 to #3501 - herecomesjohnny (10/18/2015) [-]
cool cool, thanks bruh
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