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#1127440 - ...why go incognito to browse vgb?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1127442 - serhiy (12/18/2014) [-]
at the time I was meant to be doing work on my mums computer, instead of browsing the internet.
#1127446 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
yfw
User avatar #1127451 - serhiy (12/18/2014) [-]
my computer at the time had a problem with one of its ram sticks, so I couldn't use it. plus better safe than sorry for pissing of a rage induced eastern European woman
#40 - just like the controller, doesn't look very handy 12/18/2014 on Christmas Gift 0
#103 - I'm not even american I don't give a **** 12/18/2014 on Let's make it a thing -5
#102 - I'm just saying the whole "put it on the internet because…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Let's make it a thing -5
User avatar #116 - anticitezenone (12/18/2014) [-]
you're stupid
User avatar #119 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
no you
#240 - armsdealer (12/19/2014) [-]
No, it's really you... sorry to burst your bubble
User avatar #241 - herecomesjohnny (12/19/2014) [-]
no you
#1127390 - yeeeeaaaaah completing a dungeon with one heart of life. 12/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1127340 - It was with blue baby too. Feels pretty cash.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1127390 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
yeeeeaaaaah completing a dungeon with one heart of life.
User avatar #1127348 - playercz (12/18/2014) [-]
in rebirth you are either moderately overpowered, meaning you can't loose, or over powered, meaning even if you want to you can't take damage
User avatar #1127361 - adunsaveme (12/18/2014) [-]
you can't loose
User avatar #1127362 - playercz (12/18/2014) [-]
it's impossible in this game
User avatar #1127364 - adunsaveme (12/18/2014) [-]
but can you tight?
User avatar #1127372 - playercz (12/18/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #1127374 - adunsaveme (12/18/2014) [-]
it's "lose"
User avatar #1127343 - kosmic (12/18/2014) [-]
>tfw I got dead boy before I got dark boy
Dark Boy was the hardest to get for some dumb ass reason
#76 - Then they'll blow up a ******* Sony store jesus christ  [+] (7 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Let's make it a thing -6
#92 - armsdealer (12/18/2014) [-]
>North Korea blowing anything up but hot air

Seriously, stop being so fucking reactionary and think. A country thousands of miles away, with no long range missile capability, with no history of terror activity in the US, is not going to DO anything.

Thanks for being part of the problem you spineless fuck.
User avatar #103 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm not even american I don't give a shit
User avatar #102 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm just saying the whole "put it on the internet because the internet is a cloud" argument is stupid
User avatar #116 - anticitezenone (12/18/2014) [-]
you're stupid
User avatar #119 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
no you
#240 - armsdealer (12/19/2014) [-]
No, it's really you... sorry to burst your bubble
User avatar #241 - herecomesjohnny (12/19/2014) [-]
no you
#74 - The terrorists aren't particularly angry at the theater format…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Let's make it a thing -7
#75 - wertgf (12/18/2014) [-]
Exactly. They haven't released it to appease the terrorists. But it's unlikely they're going to blow up the internet.
User avatar #76 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
Then they'll blow up a fucking Sony store jesus christ
#92 - armsdealer (12/18/2014) [-]
>North Korea blowing anything up but hot air

Seriously, stop being so fucking reactionary and think. A country thousands of miles away, with no long range missile capability, with no history of terror activity in the US, is not going to DO anything.

Thanks for being part of the problem you spineless fuck.
User avatar #103 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm not even american I don't give a shit
User avatar #102 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
I'm just saying the whole "put it on the internet because the internet is a cloud" argument is stupid
User avatar #116 - anticitezenone (12/18/2014) [-]
you're stupid
User avatar #119 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
no you
#240 - armsdealer (12/19/2014) [-]
No, it's really you... sorry to burst your bubble
User avatar #241 - herecomesjohnny (12/19/2014) [-]
no you
#52 - He's calling America prude. 12/18/2014 on So, eh? 0
#1092209 - movie seems like a whole other story. 12/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1127141 - too kind, too kind 12/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1127115 - >tfw scarf/socks/pretty pen every year  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1127123 - drooms (12/18/2014) [-]
I'd buy you a sock Johnny
User avatar #1127141 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
too kind, too kind
#1092160 - /mu/ is **** but that's a pretty nice song  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1092191 - alleksi (12/18/2014) [-]
listened through the album, was pretty good
User avatar #1092417 - MillionsKnives (12/19/2014) [-]
It's a meme. If I remember correctly it was because the album was praised as the best indie album ever when pretty much everyone on /mu/ thought it was shit, so they in turn make fun of it. I may be wrong, though, it's been a long time.
#69 - razor sharp! 12/18/2014 on Gabes defeats the SJWs 0
#25 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Take important notes +6
User avatar #73 - iamannon (12/18/2014) [-]
Wait, what is from?
User avatar #74 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
well it's maou-sama but I don't know where it's from, found it floating on /a/
#65 - game looks so edgy it uses its edges to cut itself on wednesday nights  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on Gabes defeats the SJWs 0
User avatar #69 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
razor sharp!
#1127010 - you'd think bowser would catch on about the whole "lava … 12/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1127005 - It's fun survivalism although suffers from minor flaws. Also, … 12/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1092115 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#128 - Woolie the Li-...ghtweight was falling asleep by the end of th…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on We did it, I think 0
User avatar #129 - desacabose (12/18/2014) [-]
Liam was almost ready to kill Pat though
#126 - most liam&pat LP's turned out ok, but this would just go …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2014 on We did it, I think 0
User avatar #127 - desacabose (12/18/2014) [-]
Is Pat just more lightweight than I am?
Is drunk Pat dick Pat?
#128 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
Woolie the Li-...ghtweight was falling asleep by the end of the vid

god bless woolie
User avatar #129 - desacabose (12/18/2014) [-]
Liam was almost ready to kill Pat though
#69 - a **** ton 12/18/2014 on Patriarchy Comp. +2
#124 - making one LP not fun because of stupid salt isn't enough  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2014 on We did it, I think 0
User avatar #125 - desacabose (12/18/2014) [-]
If only liam senpai had chose to save the WD playthrough
User avatar #126 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
most liam&pat LP's turned out ok, but this would just go
>"this is awful"
>"not so bad"
>"liam this is awful"
>salt
>salt

Liam was so fucking done with pat at the VGA's it was kinda funny
User avatar #127 - desacabose (12/18/2014) [-]
Is Pat just more lightweight than I am?
Is drunk Pat dick Pat?
#128 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
Woolie the Li-...ghtweight was falling asleep by the end of the vid

god bless woolie
User avatar #129 - desacabose (12/18/2014) [-]
Liam was almost ready to kill Pat though
#17 - ew 12/18/2014 on One lucky fuck 0
#14 - talk about white knight fantasy 12/18/2014 on Jolly Cooperation 0

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#3038 - danield (12/26/2014) [-]
since you like lol
User avatar #3039 to #3038 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
long lives baguettes!
User avatar #3037 - desacabose (12/25/2014) [-]
goddammit woolie what are you doing
User avatar #3036 - desacabose (12/25/2014) [-]
Christ woolie just went full retard and hit the woodsman in the face with glass
#3035 - desacabose (12/24/2014) [-]
Woolie, Pat, Liam, and Matt all want you to know that if you don't have a Wii U you're a ********
#3030 - danield (12/18/2014) [-]
whats your favorite meme?
User avatar #3032 to #3031 - danield (12/18/2014) [-]
n-no bane posting allowed!
#3033 to #3032 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I told them nothing!
#3026 - desacabose (12/17/2014) [-]
>Woolie tries fight again   
>Screen goes black   
>You died
>Woolie tries fight again
>Screen goes black
>You died
#3027 to #3026 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
#3025 - desacabose (12/17/2014) [-]
The knights bugged out and won't help him fight   
The speed of this hype loss
The knights bugged out and won't help him fight
The speed of this hype loss
User avatar #3024 - desacabose (12/17/2014) [-]
Holy Christ Woolie can't handle his hype for the Ivory King
Or telling Pat he could learn who the maiden in black is if they did an LP of it
User avatar #3017 - yusay ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
I remember you said that you were waiting for the current arc in Liar Game to be over before you read through it all, and I wanted to give you a heads up that it looks like next chapter is going to be the last one of this game if it isn't dragged out. Although the author is obviously setting it up for a big final arc about the LGT Office that's about to start.
User avatar #3018 to #3017 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
Alright, cheers
User avatar #3015 - drooms (12/13/2014) [-]
Have you gotten a chance to play Binding of Isaac Rebirth yet?
#3016 to #3015 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
about 39 hours and counting
#3020 to #3016 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
I defeated Satan on my second run lol
User avatar #3019 to #3016 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
Holy crap how far have you got?
User avatar #3021 to #3019 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/15/2014) [-]
Well I got the photograph and I'm just fiddling around these days, trying my hand at hard mode

****** fun, eh? definitely a whole step up from the old one
User avatar #3022 to #3021 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
Indeed but I somehow find it a lot easier
Satan is down twice now and I haven't even neaten moms heart enough times to automatically proceed
User avatar #3023 to #3022 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
beaten*
User avatar #3029 to #3023 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
i beat the blue baby twice already, it's all so hype
User avatar #3034 to #3029 - drooms (12/19/2014) [-]
nerd
#3007 - desacabose (12/10/2014) [-]
Since you're not watching DS2 let me sum up the playthrough so far   
>I should play a faith user   
>Hey Pat how bout a Dark Souls 1 Lets Play   
>						****					 got nerfed lets use a greatsword and shield   
>Demon's Souls though Pat   
>Woolie drop your shield to regen stamina    
>I'm really feeling the other two games Pat   
>Okay woolie now drop your shield on the ground, forever, and two hand    
>For real though Pat Dark Souls and Demon's    
>Hey woolie let's jerk each other off about how good the DLC is   
>Pat how about I play the other games for lets play   
>Maybe
Since you're not watching DS2 let me sum up the playthrough so far
>I should play a faith user
>Hey Pat how bout a Dark Souls 1 Lets Play
> **** got nerfed lets use a greatsword and shield
>Demon's Souls though Pat
>Woolie drop your shield to regen stamina
>I'm really feeling the other two games Pat
>Okay woolie now drop your shield on the ground, forever, and two hand
>For real though Pat Dark Souls and Demon's
>Hey woolie let's jerk each other off about how good the DLC is
>Pat how about I play the other games for lets play
>Maybe
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
76 videos of this eh?
User avatar #3010 to #3008 - desacabose (12/10/2014) [-]
Seriously mang, woolie's really pushing LPs of the older games
User avatar #3011 to #3010 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
I'd watch a demon souls LP, but eh we're going to get Bloodbourne aren't we.
User avatar #3014 to #3011 - desacabose (12/11/2014) [-]
Also Pat kills Woolie everytime an opportunity presents itself
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - desacabose (12/10/2014) [-]
It's something
User avatar #3001 to #3000 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
nah girl I play thief
give me your money
User avatar #3003 to #3001 - danield (12/09/2014) [-]
oh yeah 3000 post hooray!
User avatar #3004 to #3003 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
time to bust out the champagne i've been keeping in the fridge!
User avatar #3005 to #3004 - danield (12/09/2014) [-]
you mispelled apple juice bruh
User avatar #2988 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
No Man's Sky gave me a ultra huge math equation graph boner that pierced the heavens.
If this game is **** I think I'll take to drinking.
User avatar #2990 to #2989 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
yeah so you watched the vga's with the bestfriends too hah
User avatar #2992 to #2990 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
You can see them dying on the inside when GOTY was announced
User avatar #2993 to #2992 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
pat was ******* weird man, guy was agitated like **** , looked like it got on liam's nerves. Also **** it, I'm happy for bioware.
User avatar #2996 to #2993 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
No Man's Sky and Zelda 2015 confirmed GOTY 2015
User avatar #2997 to #2996 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
dude, i hate to **** on hype but Zelda could turn out to be a load of nothing
User avatar #2998 to #2997 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
opinion discarded.png
User avatar #2995 to #2993 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
Or the thing with Matt
User avatar #2994 to #2993 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
Energy drink withdrawal
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - desacabose (12/08/2014) [-]
I watched it yesterday but they recreated my hype boner
#2985 to #2984 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
okay man I saw it, yes, geez
okay man I saw it, yes, geez
#2986 to #2985 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
watch it more
User avatar #2987 to #2986 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
putting it in my wallet
User avatar #2976 - desacabose (12/02/2014) [-]
Woolie:Hey Pat. We should do a let's play of Dark Souls and Demon's Souls
Pat:Maybe



This is 30% of their conversations
#2977 to #2976 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
it can't get staler than the pokemon LP (no matter how much I dug it)
it can't get staler than the pokemon LP (no matter how much I dug it)
User avatar #2978 to #2977 - desacabose (12/02/2014) [-]
I think I need it to happen
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
that's just woolie crawling back into the woolie hole, it's fiiiiiine
User avatar #2971 to #2970 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
didn't even get a notification for that stuff
User avatar #2972 to #2971 - danield (12/01/2014) [-]
so are you a banepost kind of guy?
User avatar #2973 to #2972 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
for you
#2953 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Bonjour Jhonny, mon french friend.
User avatar #2979 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
soul, new AC/DC album, it's pretty good, give it a go
#2980 to #2979 - notsoulmyr (12/03/2014) [-]
Uh ... well I've never been a big fan of AC/DC but okay
#2981 to #2980 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (12/03/2014) [-]
oh, nevermind then, I must confuse with someone else who liked them, weird.
oh, nevermind then, I must confuse with someone else who liked them, weird.
#2983 to #2981 - notsoulmyr (12/03/2014) [-]
Right, well, carry on then
#2954 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Duuuuuuuude, how's it been
#2955 to #2954 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
< Like this picture.
University is not fun
I have no friends here. People like memes and some of them watch PewDiePie in the cafeteria.
Also I do next to no drawing, even though I signed up for Graphic Design. Seriously I have more of everything else BUT the thing I want.
Also it's cold.
How are things in ... uh ... How are things with you?
#2956 to #2955 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
my big brother graduated in graphic design last year, he has a lot of pretty pictures of chairs and toothbrushes. Apparently it leads to video games, too, so he's hyped. Hang in there man, you'll draw yet.

me I'm in 3rd year law school now, and I'm just exhausted all the time. Weekends are basically for sleep. But eh it's pretty much all dandy except seeing some friends drop out, and not grabbing ass.

So you living alone and **** or what
#2957 to #2956 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm hoping for the same, actually.

nobody is grabbing ass Johnny m'boy

Not yet, I was thinking after I get my bachelors or if I get a decent job in the meantime. Who knows. The night is young and I still don't know how to iron clothes.
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
**** , ironing clothes is a luxury, I can't even fit an ironing table in my studio. But chill man the first few months of college are always a headache
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
It's university for me, although I'm not sure if that's just our name for it or if there is an actual difference.
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
I just use it to say "big kids school", americans and english already have different notions and it's a drag to keep up with all that
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Man I miss being in the kiddie school. I could touch girl butts all I wanted. Now when I do it it's sexual harrasment
#2962 to #2961 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
tell them it was to examine the ergonomy, or some graphic design stuff
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
"Excuse me ma'am, I need to check your skirt for penis, it's a matter of national security!"
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
speaking of design, at one point the city of paris paid an american artist to make a modern christmas tree and the guy legit just made a huge butt plug, it stayed there for a few days, too.
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
U S A! U S A!
User avatar #2966 to #2965 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
anyway, it's almost midnight and i'm going to sleep, gnight soul
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Adieu, Jhohny my boy
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
vive la révolutionhonhonhonhon
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