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| #95 - I don't get it. She can't have any sexual preference because s… [+] (3 new replies) | 21 hours ago on mlady | +2 |
 She can have preference, but she also called all short guys unattractive when she really isn't close to being attractive. It's one thing to not be attracted to a type, but when you're ugly you don't really have justification to publicly say all short people are automatically unattractive. That's kind of ironic. You generally don't make statements like that unless you're thick headed. | ||
| #94 - Comment deleted | 21 hours ago on mlady | 0 |
| #1380463 - doesn't remission have like 80% chance of another cancer? | 23 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #1380305 - play a fun game [+] (1 new reply) | 01/13/2016 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
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| #77 - means you'd make a poor agricultural show judge [+] (7 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on American's can't handle the... | 0 |
 I think it's their version of the Onion, but I'd have to google it and I'm not about that life. THERE ARE NO WIZARDS, DO NOT BE ALARMED. PLEASE LEAVE ALL YOUR LEAD AND PIG'S FAT ON YOUR DOORSTEPS TONIGHT, THANK YOU. | ||
| #75 - it literally says down there it's from the portly gazelle [+] (9 new replies) | 01/13/2016 on American's can't handle the... | 0 |
| I think it's their version of the Onion, but I'd have to google it and I'm not about that life. THERE ARE NO WIZARDS, DO NOT BE ALARMED. PLEASE LEAVE ALL YOUR LEAD AND PIG'S FAT ON YOUR DOORSTEPS TONIGHT, THANK YOU. | ||
| #31 - red is rouge as in moulin rouge also yeah like the ot… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/13/2016 on 10/10, would watch | +6 |
| #24 - sure | 01/13/2016 on 10/10, would watch | -2 |
| #3588 - hyouka cute show, too [+] (1 new reply) | 01/13/2016 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
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| #21 - mine's pretty ripe | 01/12/2016 on well it's true | 0 |
| #6 - they don't even need lawns at this point | 01/12/2016 on American Neighbours | 0 |
| #6 - china has been increasingly distancing itself from nk for years now | 01/12/2016 on Useless Effort | +3 |
| #1 - *crème fraiche crème fraise means strawberry sauce [+] (29 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on 10/10, would watch | +283 |
 i dont like sour cream. but... these are pankcakes.... thats strawberry sauce.... what? no i was just thinking about sour cream when i ate your food... your eliminated.  Not necessarily, dark red ripe strawberries grown in the sun can be really sweet if grown right. #31 -
herecomesjohnny (01/13/2016) [-]  as in moulin rouge also yeah like the other guy said crème is more cream than sauce  Doesn't Crême just simply mean cream? Like. Je voudrais un café deux crême deux sucre. I would like a coffee two cream two sugar. No? I am aware being from Quebec. I was just bothered by the translation of "Cream" to "sauce" #44 -
edgecutter (01/13/2016) [-]   But it was completely polite because he referred to him using the more respectful "vous"  tu est would have been fine in place of vous etes i dont fucking know mate i got a 65 in highschool french | ||
| #32 - less stupid than mf or xerath's ult | 01/12/2016 on Jhin leaked splash and... | 0 |
| #8 - >"back when hearts MEANT SOMETHING." [+] (2 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Anon flirts | +99 |
 It's like when friends text eachother and end with "xxxxxx" or a tonne of heart/kiss emojis | ||
| #8 - hah, what? you can't think of other scenarios? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Little girl didn't want to... | +5 |
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randomuploads (01/13/2016) [-] That's right. A father should be there for his kids, not shooting some brown people for the Uncle Sams bankers unlimited association. And if he can't be there, he's a shit dad who doesn't deserve such a sweet girl. | ||
| #108 - this is absolutely nothing and people love making a fuss out o… | 01/12/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch | +8 |
| #49 - y-yes. | 01/12/2016 on Deadghoul | +2 |
| #53 - what if the accident makes you tetraplegic and you can't ever … [+] (18 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Anon saves a life | +2 |
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hassoutobi (01/12/2016) [-] then you'll realize that decision was fucking stupid and then proceed to ''live'' an empty, meaningless existence until you eventually die paralized, sad and alone. #114 -
hassoutobi (01/13/2016) [-] Stephen Hawking didn't become tetraplegic through stupid life decisions you idiot. He has a degenerative disease. And his life isn't empty nor sad. In fact he seems pretty fucking happy living as a scientist and having all that crazy knowledge about things in general in his head. #118 -
hassoutobi (23 hours ago) [-] ...uh...I never said that you couldn't do that...I said that after becoming tetraplegic because of stupid and reckless life decisions, you'd probably live a shitty life filled with guilt...because, well, you were the one who made yourself tetraplegic. my english is really not that bad, so I just don't understand why people fail so much to interpret my comments. Is reading really that hard? #120 -
hassoutobi (23 hours ago) [-] your fault for starting a pointless conversation with a random stranger over a single comment just to get yourself salty. #121 -
masanori (23 hours ago) [-] You posted a comment first. If you're going to make that worthless point, then this is on you. All I was doing was pointing out an error in your pessimistic reasoning. You're the one who got salty and insulted me just for making a counter point and no amount of nonchalant douchebaggery and dismissal of self-responsibility on your part changes that fact. | ||
| #8 - it's all about who got the more crowded timezone, guy [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Nukes Fired | +1 |
 This is what im talking about, a difference of 5 minutes can be an insane thumb difference | ||
| #22 - CHUUURCH ON TIIIME | 01/12/2016 on Paid respects | +4 |
| #21 - Also those zeppelin lyrics are pretty ******* maudlin a… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Songs then and now | 0 |
 For the time they were doing their music it was very new or generally unheard. | ||
| #38 - Women don't have a monopoly on physical violence bruv [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Don't stick your dick in crazy | +1 |
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| #6 - Because it's easy to make CGI creatures without fur. WITH fur … | 01/12/2016 on No more dead dinosaurs | 0 |
| #5 - t-there's a few harmless touchups? [+] (6 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on :-O | +24 |
 The animation is stilted. Its honestly not a great example unless you know what to look for, but basically instead of things squashing and stretching, they just go in straight lines without changing shape, because they use tweening to move an image along a path instead of drawing it multiple times. This can make animation lose its personality if used too much, like in the case of Family Guy or Johnny Test. That's been a trend since now pretty much all 2D animation is done overseas. #17 -
specknight (01/12/2016) [-] My animation teacher last semester was a stroyboard artist on that. We had a long discussion on what happened, and according to her most of her fellow coworkers shared your lament. Oh, most definitely. I guess I worded that wrong. Johnny Test never had any personality to lose. It always used shitty tweening. #6 -
anon (01/11/2016) [-] It's sharper and smoother and keeps the same kind of pace as the original. | ||
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herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
haibane renmei wallpaper 1
stickied by herecomesjohnny
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desacabose (7 hours ago) [-] Since it'll probably be March before I can afford TPP, what exactly do I do in GZ that transfers
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herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-] i don't have gz so i'm not sure
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
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desacabose (7 hours ago) [-] It's supposed to transfer prisoners and weapons or skins or something
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herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-] transfer prisoners where? your base? playing 20 minutes can give you 20 prisoners in one go in tpp
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desacabose (12 hours ago) [-] GTA V is 40 bucks on amazon right now
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
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desacabose (8 hours ago) [-] I need multiplayer games man. The more I talk to people the less I think about Naegleria Fowleri. And the less I think about it the less anxiety I have.
If I played MGS V I'd just be alone with my thoughts and building fear.
If I played MGS V I'd just be alone with my thoughts and building fear.
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desacabose (8 hours ago) [-] This is what happens when both sides of your family has a lot of people that had anxiety problems pop up in their late teens
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desacabose (01/08/2016) [-] Chico is the only reason I can't complete ground zeroes without an alert or retries
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desacabose (01/06/2016) [-] You know I've been thinking about getting a 5$ eshop card and buying a Sega Saturn theme on my 3DS
What would pat do
What would pat do
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desacabose (01/06/2016) [-] I've just been informed 5$ eshop cards don't exist
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
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desacabose (01/05/2016) [-] Pat: "When we do Dark Souls III I may as well just play the game first so I don't get spoiled and you can be on the controls woolie"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
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herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-] this is man.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] Is my memory serving me correctly when I remember that you're Asian?
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] Oh alright. Now I'm intrigued, is your mom or dad azn?
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herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-] dad chinese mom french
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] Oh alright.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
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herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-] that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] Told ya
I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
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herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-] ah yeah dear ol' whoozy
haven't seen him in quite a while though
haven't seen him in quite a while though
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herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-] bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate
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herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-] oh yeah you're in college now, congrats
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] He's a pretty chill guy. Talk to him occasionally.
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desacabose (12/13/2015) [-] >Naked Snake kills the boss
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened
All is right with the world
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened
All is right with the world
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desacabose (12/12/2015) [-] Jesus Christ I forgot how cool Jecht is
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
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desacabose (12/08/2015) [-] List of things that remind Matt of hentai
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories
Join us next week for Bloodborne
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories
Join us next week for Bloodborne
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desacabose (12/08/2015) [-] Oh **** giinthir wait a minute we've got confirmed reports that the victory music has secured itself a position too
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herecomesjohnny (12/08/2015) [-] ffX is a hell of a ******* goofy looking game i gotta say
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desacabose (12/03/2015) [-] superbestfriendsplay.com/video/best-friends-play-final-fantasy-x-part-1/
Them playing this is like a dream come true
Them playing this is like a dream come true
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desacabose (11/30/2015) [-] Most of the comments on the devil's third videos are calling him boring
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desacabose (11/27/2015) [-] everyone ad their mom knew about the mgsv twist as soon as gz was released
kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
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herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-] really? Literally saw no thread about it when gz came out
Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
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desacabose (11/30/2015) [-] Those theories are also the source material for the theory I told you, which was incorrect
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desacabose (11/28/2015) [-] Even Pat mentioned how everyone instantly suspected the medic because he took the full force of the explosion
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herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-] i can't stop listening to the wanderer by Dion
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
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desacabose (11/14/2015) [-] You have no idea how much I want to see Super Best Friends watch nintendo direct
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herecomesjohnny (11/11/2015) [-] that latest mystery box
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
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desacabose (11/12/2015) [-] I keep waiting for the Mystery Box where they reveal a full LP of Dark Savior.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
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herecomesjohnny (11/09/2015) [-] how did liam react to chloe frenching victoria on the couch?
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desacabose (11/08/2015) [-] >Todd Howard keeps jacking himself off and saying that the baby will have the features of both parents
>Todd says the player will feel "deeply connected" to the villain and plot twist
>Todd literally saying the baby will be the villain
whenever it releases if this isn't true tell me
>Todd says the player will feel "deeply connected" to the villain and plot twist
>Todd literally saying the baby will be the villain
whenever it releases if this isn't true tell me
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herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-] you have this weird pattern of guessing the right stuff........after leakage
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desacabose (11/08/2015) [-] Someone also just posted an interview where he said they chose boston because for some players they know boston will be the bomb
Todd Howard, master of puns
Todd Howard, master of puns
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desacabose (11/08/2015) [-] Also I'm not guessing someone posted a video of todd howards saying suspicious stuff
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desacabose (11/08/2015) [-] There haven't been any story leaks for fallout 4 though
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desacabose (11/08/2015) [-] also
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
