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#37943 - he had a crossbow shot in the side of his chest and he's… 12/20/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#37942 - 3. she's been using a baton since she was a kid … 12/20/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#37941 - when is it shown that finn is force sensitive?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Television - cartoon... 0
#37984 - unpopulartruth (12/20/2015) [-]
The beginning of the movie, Kylo even notices it.
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#38007 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
didn't he just feel that he was different from the other stormtroopers and potentially dissident?
#38009 - unpopulartruth (12/20/2015) [-]
Perhaps, but I find it unlikely. The new order has whipped many into submission seemingly without any problems, how come one rando hesitates while everyone else is not phased? Why have such a significant focus on Finn "waking up" and Kylo noticing it?

Also there is one subtle thing that could imply he's force sensitive. With the death planet firing, muffled screams could be heard when he noticed the beam(s) almost hitting the planets. Much like how Ben/Obiwan sensed the destruction of a planet in SW4.

But at this point though, it's only speculation until they give the full details in the future.
#271 - yeah ok but i'm curious, why do you simply not use the suscriptions?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on Scrap & Topheavy #2 +1
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#272 - gameshredder (12/20/2015) [-]
I might upload content that isn't S&T comics. Some people might only want to get notifications when S&T is uploaded, rather than just getting one for everything else as well. A way to filter out my content, if you will.
#268 - Why can't I just follow you and be done with it?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Scrap & Topheavy #2 +1
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#269 - gameshredder (12/20/2015) [-]
You can do whatever you want. I'm not forcing your hand.
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#271 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
yeah ok but i'm curious, why do you simply not use the suscriptions?
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#272 - gameshredder (12/20/2015) [-]
I might upload content that isn't S&T comics. Some people might only want to get notifications when S&T is uploaded, rather than just getting one for everything else as well. A way to filter out my content, if you will.
#35 - Picture 12/19/2015 on Inside and Outside +2
#1194364 - one piece ending will mean the end of times has come and mothe…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
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#1194372 - thechosentroll (12/19/2015) [-]
Nah, not really. We'll have colonized another planet by the time that happens. One piece is ending when the thermal death of the universe occurs.
#88 - pot calling the kettle black has the last laugh  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Hypocrite +3
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#104 - kibuza (12/19/2015) [-]
Treat others as you yourself would stop drop and roll.
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#162 - nickelakon (12/19/2015) [-]
People who live in hlass house...
Sink ships!
#18 - nitrome stuff is one of the better pixelart stuff 12/19/2015 on tin foil 0
#9 - those legs are killing me 12/19/2015 on Big Fan 0
#57 - yeah there's a similar saying in english, "one with a gla…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Hypocrite 0
#200 - kewlkrayfish (12/19/2015) [-]
I
#81 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
It's "people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

You added part of the Biblical line "let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
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#88 - herecomesjohnny (12/19/2015) [-]
pot calling the kettle black has the last laugh
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#104 - kibuza (12/19/2015) [-]
Treat others as you yourself would stop drop and roll.
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#162 - nickelakon (12/19/2015) [-]
People who live in hlass house...
Sink ships!
#1368422 - voted for dark souls 2. ******* dorks. 12/19/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#99 - you have no idea what the fault is though 12/19/2015 on WHY YOU NO DOKTOR YET?! -1
#98 - now hold on, he's a good dad if the gaming makes him have …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2015 on WHY YOU NO DOKTOR YET?! 0
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#108 - TheHutchie (12/19/2015) [-]
I'd say the deciding factor is who paid for the console. Whether they're a useless dropout-recluse or not, you don't smash somebody else's shit. If the dad bought it for him, then fuck yeah, by all means, end that thing - but still, why the fuck would you do that to it when you could probably hide it or give it to somebody else to hide for a while?
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#114 - iqequalzero (12/19/2015) [-]
This is the actions of someone who is enraged and made a spur of the moment decision. Hes not thinking anything through, hes just acting.
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#123 - TheHutchie (12/19/2015) [-]
Actions have consequences; being angry doesn't magically justify doing cunty things.

Also, it's a kid playing a console. It's not exactly the kind of situation in which sheer unstoppable rage should take over anybody. You can still take revenge / prevent further problems while calming the fuck down.
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#124 - iqequalzero (12/19/2015) [-]
1: I never said it justified anything.

2: We have zero info on what this kind has done prior to this.

3: Its probably fake anyway.
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#102 - concetrationcamp (12/19/2015) [-]
agreed, I was thinking about the first case you were talking about.
#59 - It's not a guilty confession, stop using this pic to boast abo… 12/19/2015 on beautiful revenge +1
#63 - instincts was amazing and the boss fight at the end is one of … 12/19/2015 on It's just basically Skyrim +3
#52 - that description sounds so damn clickbaitey, am I on facebook? 12/18/2015 on Adorable +1
#65 - ....lizards don't piss. Learn something new every day. 12/18/2015 on Cute dog 0
#1367862 - we had that guy in high school. We had a pool table in this ba… 12/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#19 - there's nothing wrong with being vegan though if you take supp…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on For the Vegans on FJ... +9
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#141 - psychoticfatkid (12/18/2015) [-]
No need for supplements if you're not a retard and know what to eat.
#81 - subtard (12/18/2015) [-]
The amount of people that go out of their way to bash vegans is way larger than the amount of people going out of their way to talk about their veganism.
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#28 - postingloudly (12/18/2015) [-]
the fact that you are getting red thumbed shows how fucking retarded this site is
#11 - how do you train a lizard though not to pee on a pet bed?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/18/2015 on Cute dog +2
#35 - angeltwentyfour (12/18/2015) [-]
They don't pee, they only poop (uric acid) like birds, would be easy to clean off
#65 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2015) [-]
....lizards don't piss. Learn something new every day.
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#30 - lucariopwnz (12/18/2015) [-]
I'm sure there's a dragon shout for don't pee the bed somewhere on all those dragon word walls
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#16 - redstonealchemist (12/18/2015) [-]
that's a dragon.
you're looking in the wrong manual
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#12 - tarabostes (12/18/2015) [-]
With the Dragon's breath
Fucking newbie
#20 - man, a movie like star wars gets prolongations. Avatar ***… 12/18/2015 on star wars spoilers 0
#19 - why can't americans use the method by a bunch of european coun…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/18/2015 on star wars spoilers +23
#64 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
A lot of businesses do but not day to day for some reason.
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#46 - kilotech (12/18/2015) [-]
so a 24 hour clock?
#23 - anon (12/18/2015) [-]
Why can't everyone use a system that we call 0-24?
#13 - Not a bad idea actually. Trick is to make them watch Shawshank… 12/18/2015 on a fate worse than death +1
#23 - now there i i see resemblance 12/18/2015 on Young Betty! +1

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3599 - desacabose (7 hours ago) [-]
Since it'll probably be March before I can afford TPP, what exactly do I do in GZ that transfers
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
i don't have gz so i'm not sure
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
User avatar #3601 to #3600 - desacabose (7 hours ago) [-]
It's supposed to transfer prisoners and weapons or skins or something
User avatar #3602 to #3601 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
transfer prisoners where? your base? playing 20 minutes can give you 20 prisoners in one go in tpp
User avatar #3603 to #3602 - desacabose (7 hours ago) [-]
They're probably cool prisoners though
User avatar #3590 - desacabose (12 hours ago) [-]
I'm gonna break it down right here
User avatar #3591 to #3590 - desacabose (11 hours ago) [-]
GTA V is 40 bucks on amazon right now
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
User avatar #3592 to #3591 - herecomesjohnny (9 hours ago) [-]
what? no, mgsV, mgs V is the way
User avatar #3593 to #3592 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
Promised my friend I would get GTA V though
User avatar #3594 to #3593 - herecomesjohnny (8 hours ago) [-]
we're taking him too!?
#3595 to #3594 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
I need multiplayer games man. The more I talk to people the less I think about Naegleria Fowleri. And the less I think about it the less anxiety I have.
If I played MGS V I'd just be alone with my thoughts and building fear.
User avatar #3598 to #3596 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
MGS V is also 20$ more than GTA V
User avatar #3597 to #3596 - desacabose (8 hours ago) [-]
This is what happens when both sides of your family has a lot of people that had anxiety problems pop up in their late teens
#3587 - ministermax (01/13/2016) [-]
GIF
Holy **** , where is your adorable ass FJ picture from?
User avatar #3588 to #3587 - herecomesjohnny (01/13/2016) [-]
hyouka
cute show, too
User avatar #3586 - desacabose (01/08/2016) [-]
Chico is the only reason I can't complete ground zeroes without an alert or retries
User avatar #3584 - desacabose (01/06/2016) [-]
You know I've been thinking about getting a 5$ eshop card and buying a Sega Saturn theme on my 3DS
What would pat do
User avatar #3585 to #3584 - desacabose (01/06/2016) [-]
I've just been informed 5$ eshop cards don't exist
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
User avatar #3577 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
Pat: "When we do Dark Souls III I may as well just play the game first so I don't get spoiled and you can be on the controls woolie"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
User avatar #3582 to #3577 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
this is man.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
User avatar #3583 to #3582 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
Gonna have to start selling your body
#3578 to #3577 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
they won't not do it, come on
User avatar #3579 to #3578 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
If only they'd do the original
User avatar #3580 to #3579 - herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-]
we got silent hill 2, it's all possible from here
User avatar #3581 to #3580 - desacabose (01/05/2016) [-]
But they're "never ever going to do Silent Hill 2"
User avatar #3559 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Is my memory serving me correctly when I remember that you're Asian?
User avatar #3561 to #3560 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh alright. Now I'm intrigued, is your mom or dad azn?
User avatar #3562 to #3561 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
dad chinese mom french
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
User avatar #3563 to #3562 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Oh alright.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
User avatar #3565 to #3564 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Still watching mlp with your niece?
User avatar #3566 to #3565 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory
User avatar #3567 to #3566 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
Told ya

I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
User avatar #3568 to #3567 - herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-]
ah yeah dear ol' whoozy
haven't seen him in quite a while though
User avatar #3570 to #3568 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Still making crepes?
User avatar #3571 to #3570 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]
still knee deep in starcraft i see
User avatar #3572 to #3571 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Always
Been playing a lot more other stuff recently though

You?
User avatar #3573 to #3572 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]
bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate
User avatar #3574 to #3573 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
Oh? What are you studying?
I'm studying archaeology
User avatar #3575 to #3574 - herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-]
oh yeah you're in college now, congrats
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
User avatar #3576 to #3575 - whoozy ONLINE (12/21/2015) [-]
University to be spesific
How about you? College? Uni?
User avatar #3569 to #3568 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-]
He's a pretty chill guy. Talk to him occasionally.
User avatar #3558 - desacabose (12/13/2015) [-]
>Naked Snake kills the boss
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened

All is right with the world
User avatar #3553 - desacabose (12/12/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ I forgot how cool Jecht is
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
User avatar #3554 to #3553 - squalllionhart (12/12/2015) [-]
take it back **** boy
User avatar #3555 to #3554 - desacabose (12/12/2015) [-]
Who you calling a **** boy, **** boy
User avatar #3549 - desacabose (12/08/2015) [-]
List of things that remind Matt of hentai
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories

Join us next week for Bloodborne
User avatar #3550 to #3549 - desacabose (12/08/2015) [-]
Oh **** giinthir wait a minute we've got confirmed reports that the victory music has secured itself a position too
User avatar #3552 to #3550 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2015) [-]
ffX is a hell of a ******* goofy looking game i gotta say
User avatar #3551 to #3550 - giinthir (12/08/2015) [-]
Matt is literally Tidus
User avatar #3544 - desacabose (11/30/2015) [-]
I find it weird that people don't like Liam
User avatar #3546 to #3544 - herecomesjohnny (11/30/2015) [-]
Liam's the mascot, people don't like Liam?
User avatar #3547 to #3546 - desacabose (11/30/2015) [-]
Most of the comments on the devil's third videos are calling him boring
User avatar #3536 - desacabose (11/27/2015) [-]
everyone ad their mom knew about the mgsv twist as soon as gz was released

kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
User avatar #3537 to #3536 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
really? Literally saw no thread about it when gz came out

Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
User avatar #3545 to #3537 - desacabose (11/30/2015) [-]
Those theories are also the source material for the theory I told you, which was incorrect
User avatar #3538 to #3537 - desacabose (11/28/2015) [-]
Even Pat mentioned how everyone instantly suspected the medic because he took the full force of the explosion
User avatar #3539 to #3538 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
i can't stop listening to the wanderer by Dion
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
User avatar #3541 to #3540 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
i never saw the lion king sequels
what the **** is this
User avatar #3542 to #3541 - desacabose (11/28/2015) [-]
Deep down I think we both know
User avatar #3543 to #3542 - herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-]
the bad guy had a son?
what the ****
User avatar #3535 to #3534 - herecomesjohnny (11/27/2015) [-]
no clue what that even is
User avatar #3533 - desacabose (11/14/2015) [-]
You have no idea how much I want to see Super Best Friends watch nintendo direct
User avatar #3528 - desacabose (11/10/2015) [-]
I'll be super butthurt if Liam sacrificed Chloe
User avatar #3531 to #3528 - herecomesjohnny (11/11/2015) [-]
that latest mystery box
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
User avatar #3532 to #3531 - desacabose (11/12/2015) [-]
I keep waiting for the Mystery Box where they reveal a full LP of Dark Savior.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
#3529 to #3528 - desacabose (11/10/2015) [-]
That was hella based Liam
User avatar #3530 to #3529 - herecomesjohnny (11/10/2015) [-]
jesus christ
he did it? he chose to nuke boston?
User avatar #3510 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Why would Chloe event remotely not believe you
User avatar #3511 to #3510 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Those ending messages were super cool though
User avatar #3513 to #3511 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
the what now
User avatar #3516 to #3513 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
life is odd
User avatar #3526 to #3516 - herecomesjohnny (11/09/2015) [-]
how did liam react to chloe frenching victoria on the couch?
#3527 to #3526 - desacabose (11/09/2015) [-]
That hasn't happened
User avatar #3509 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
What the ****** up with them and Warren
User avatar #3514 to #3509 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
dude pls context
User avatar #3517 to #3514 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
living is weird
#3508 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
>Todd Howard keeps jacking himself off and saying that the baby will have the features of both parents
>Todd says the player will feel "deeply connected" to the villain and plot twist
>Todd literally saying the baby will be the villain

whenever it releases if this isn't true tell me
#3512 to #3508 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
you have this weird pattern of guessing the right stuff........after leakage
User avatar #3519 to #3512 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Someone also just posted an interview where he said they chose boston because for some players they know boston will be the bomb
Todd Howard, master of puns
User avatar #3518 to #3512 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
Also I'm not guessing someone posted a video of todd howards saying suspicious stuff
User avatar #3515 to #3512 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
There haven't been any story leaks for fallout 4 though
User avatar #3520 to #3515 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
the exact same spoiler was posted on vgb fuccboi
User avatar #3522 to #3520 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
also
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
#3521 to #3520 - desacabose (11/08/2015) [-]
>visiting vgb without having 4 people on hideall
User avatar #3523 to #3521 - herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-]
i do but life is bizarre
User avatar #3497 - yeorgh (10/18/2015) [-]
bato.to/comic/_/comics/vanilla-spider-r16792

Other stuff from Chimoguri's author
User avatar #3498 to #3497 - herecomesjohnny (10/18/2015) [-]
oh okay, and vanilla spider's older right?
User avatar #3501 to #3498 - yeorgh (10/18/2015) [-]
Ye and it's done with three volumes too.
User avatar #3502 to #3501 - herecomesjohnny (10/18/2015) [-]
cool cool, thanks bruh
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