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| #48 - nothing wrong with letting the taiwanese speak taiwanese if th… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on I`ve met him | +4 |
| do you prefer "dialect" if the word "language" gives you hemorroids? because i've been there and people sure don't use mandarin most of the time | ||
| #144 - >picture of The amazing spiderman >not 2002 spiderman | 12/21/2015 on Commonly misquoted movie lines | +3 |
| #60 - probably not man. "Hear about dave? he got sentenced to d… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on The susepence must be... | +1 |
| still probably wrong, not paying a bar tab probably wouldn't get you killed | ||
| #64 - no it's more why we invented paper and printing and **** [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on they still cant tell | 0 |
| Well that depends on your definition of printing, but aside that, there were many alternatives. | ||
| #61 - no it means humanity as a whole is innit? [+] (3 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on they still cant tell | 0 |
| Well that depends on your definition of printing, but aside that, there were many alternatives. | ||
| #55 - holy **** i'm half asian and even i find this *****… [+] (5 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on they still cant tell | +2 |
| If China is 1/4 the world population then doesn't that make all of us quarter-Chinese? Well that depends on your definition of printing, but aside that, there were many alternatives. | ||
| #62 - it's not unnecessary when the first movie isn't the best | 12/21/2015 on They fucking did it | 0 |
| #84 - what? i stopped when studies were getting too important and ne… | 12/21/2015 on Cocaine's a helluva drug | 0 |
| #38007 - didn't he just feel that he was different from the other storm… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/20/2015 on Television - cartoon... | +1 |
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unpopulartruth (12/20/2015) [-] Perhaps, but I find it unlikely. The new order has whipped many into submission seemingly without any problems, how come one rando hesitates while everyone else is not phased? Why have such a significant focus on Finn "waking up" and Kylo noticing it? Also there is one subtle thing that could imply he's force sensitive. With the death planet firing, muffled screams could be heard when he noticed the beam(s) almost hitting the planets. Much like how Ben/Obiwan sensed the destruction of a planet in SW4. But at this point though, it's only speculation until they give the full details in the future. | ||
| #29 - some of the best sci fi doesn't try to be realistic, i.e asimo… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on SW meets SC | 0 |
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stevengruteman (12/20/2015) [-] if its not realistic then theres little to no excitement and its not interesting | ||
| #27 - as opposed to starcraft? [+] (4 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on SW meets SC | 0 |
| some of the best sci fi doesn't try to be realistic, i.e asimov, phil dick, etc #30 -
stevengruteman (12/20/2015) [-] if its not realistic then theres little to no excitement and its not interesting | ||
| #112 - 7% of americans don't shower? that's ******* disgusting man [+] (2 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on Assorted Internets #47 | 0 |
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anon (12/21/2015) [-] I've been to Europe and I promise you hygiene is much worse there. Even the people with plenty of money STANK. | ||
| #73 - absurd storytelling with sexy teasing Quiet is borderline … | 12/20/2015 on The beginning of the end | 0 |
| #70 - or kill la kill in the cold war with soviets [+] (2 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on The beginning of the end | 0 |
| absurd storytelling with sexy teasing Quiet is borderline wearing a kill la kill cosplay | ||
| #3568 - ah yeah dear ol' whoozy haven't seen him in quite a while though [+] (8 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
| bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate oh yeah you're in college now, congrats i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year | ||
| #3566 - that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory [+] (10 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
| Told ya I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps. ah yeah dear ol' whoozy haven't seen him in quite a while though bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate oh yeah you're in college now, congrats i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year | ||
| #3564 - alrighty then [+] (12 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
| that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory Told ya I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps. ah yeah dear ol' whoozy haven't seen him in quite a while though bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate oh yeah you're in college now, congrats i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year | ||
| #3562 - dad chinese mom french wait, do i know you? i thought i'd … [+] (14 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
| Oh alright. No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people. that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory Told ya I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps. ah yeah dear ol' whoozy haven't seen him in quite a while though bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate oh yeah you're in college now, congrats i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year | ||
| #1368983 - top tier dandy episode | 12/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #3560 - halfsies [+] (16 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
| dad chinese mom french wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that Oh alright. No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people. that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory Told ya I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps. ah yeah dear ol' whoozy haven't seen him in quite a while though bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate oh yeah you're in college now, congrats i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year | ||
| #71 - guy was raised in a stormtrooper pen, not much of flirting going on | 12/20/2015 on I hated you anyway. | +2 |
| #49 - Poe was my favorite, jesus that guy was cool also i like f… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on I hated you anyway. | +1 |
| The reason he got his ass kicked throughout the movie was probably because of the fact that he's literally a janitor. He probably got basic stormtrooper training(which is probably a good amount, since he was raised as one) but when he was assigned to his duties they showed him how to clean some shit and then let him do his job. guy was raised in a stormtrooper pen, not much of flirting going on | ||
| #47 - TRAITOOOOOOR [+] (5 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on I hated you anyway. | +1 |
| Poe was my favorite, jesus that guy was cool also i like finn because the concept of a coward stormtrooper becoming a hero is fucking great The reason he got his ass kicked throughout the movie was probably because of the fact that he's literally a janitor. He probably got basic stormtrooper training(which is probably a good amount, since he was raised as one) but when he was assigned to his duties they showed him how to clean some shit and then let him do his job. guy was raised in a stormtrooper pen, not much of flirting going on | ||
| #34 - nobody remembers the biggest pop star in history? really? are … [+] (11 new replies) | 12/20/2015 on O Captain, My Captain | +4 |
| I'm saying people forgot about the fact that they were supposed to pretend to like him again. Don't get me wrong, he was super talented and he changed the music industry. But everyone fucking hated him deep down, or they were at least totally indifferent. Oh no some bullshit trial that is clearly just a cash grab for money, but hey lets hate MJ anyway clearly a greedy bitch can't convince her child to lie in court for an attempt at money. The fact that Jackson settled the first accusations out of court tells me he was not confident enough in winning a court battle. Why else would someone pay off the alleged victim instead of prove their innocence in court? If he had enough money to pay them off, he surely had enough to pay for a good defense lawyer, and if he wasn't guilty why not clear his name? It's alleged that he's paid millions of dollars to silence over 15 victims who planned to come forward. Now obviously with something like this, there is somebody somewhere who would want to take advantage of a situation to get money. But with so many people coming forward saying the same thing, describing it all so similarly, and so many accusations of him paying off victims when he is KNOWN to have settled out of court in the first accusation, obviously something happened. You can't deny that. Yeah I can deny that. The justice system doesn't need evidence to convict someone, an accusation of pedophilia taken to court can win with literally 0 evidence. If you're a big idol and even if you know you'll win, merely being taken to court can cause an issue, so no he's not going to go to fucking court over this and risk going to jail for something he didn't do, and if he can pay off the fucking victim before the court case (which is exactly how he ended the court cases) then chances are he did nothing wrong anyway. Don't pretend the justice system is perfect and doesn't make mistakes, accusations of pedophilia are one of the easiest to get someone arrested over with no evidence. I don't, but the sheer fact that so MANY people accuse him of it, even after his death coming forward in their adulthood to say they couldn't come to terms with it before, the huge number of people is hard to ignore. I'm not here to argue whether he was a good person. I've educated myself on his life and I know the fucked up shit he went through and if something did go down, I know it's tied back to his psychological issues. That doesn't make it okay though. I'm just saying people can't look at him with the same respect as someone like Williams knowing that he did something. Which again, the amount of evidence shows he did. Also I find it amazing how much you're touting how bad the justice system is when he was acquitted. The justice system is bad because innocent people are afraid to go to court because they know they can be bullshitted into jail. That's why it's bad. A bunch of people accusing a CELEBRITY means absolutely nothing, especially many MANY years after the fact. Part of the reason cases get dropped after a certain time period is witnesses become biased evidence as they wont recall events properly anymore. So anyone who decides to blame shit on a dead guy years after the fact is more often than not full of shit, and having a lot of people do it is not uncommon in this country. It would be honestly more shocking if someone could prove MJ really DID molest a kid. Because they think he did because he was merely accused of it - regardless of the fact there isn't any actual evidence of it but there is evidence that the moms were just trying to get his money. No real mom is going to be bought out of a child molestation case. #39 -
anon (12/20/2015) [-] Yeah, we remember him cause he mangled his face in an attempt to be white and he touched little boys. No one actually cares that he died. | ||
| #1368933 - pokemon winning the indigo league is probably the biggest … | 12/20/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | +1 |
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Since it'll probably be March before I can afford TPP, what exactly do I do in GZ that transfers
i don't have gz so i'm not sure
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
It's supposed to transfer prisoners and weapons or skins or something
transfer prisoners where? your base? playing 20 minutes can give you 20 prisoners in one go in tpp
GTA V is 40 bucks on amazon right now
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
This is what happens when both sides of your family has a lot of people that had anxiety problems pop up in their late teens
Chico is the only reason I can't complete ground zeroes without an alert or retries
You know I've been thinking about getting a 5$ eshop card and buying a Sega Saturn theme on my 3DS
What would pat do
What would pat do
I've just been informed 5$ eshop cards don't exist
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
Pat: "When we do Dark Souls III I may as well just play the game first so I don't get spoiled and you can be on the controls woolie"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
this is man.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
Is my memory serving me correctly when I remember that you're Asian?
Oh alright. Now I'm intrigued, is your mom or dad azn?
dad chinese mom french
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
Oh alright.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory
Told ya
I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
ah yeah dear ol' whoozy
haven't seen him in quite a while though
haven't seen him in quite a while though
bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate
oh yeah you're in college now, congrats
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
He's a pretty chill guy. Talk to him occasionally.
>Naked Snake kills the boss
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened
All is right with the world
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened
All is right with the world
Jesus Christ I forgot how cool Jecht is
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
List of things that remind Matt of hentai
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories
Join us next week for Bloodborne
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories
Join us next week for Bloodborne
Oh **** giinthir wait a minute we've got confirmed reports that the victory music has secured itself a position too
ffX is a hell of a ******* goofy looking game i gotta say
superbestfriendsplay.com/video/best-friends-play-final-fantasy-x-part-1/
Them playing this is like a dream come true
Them playing this is like a dream come true
Most of the comments on the devil's third videos are calling him boring
everyone ad their mom knew about the mgsv twist as soon as gz was released
kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
really? Literally saw no thread about it when gz came out
Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
Those theories are also the source material for the theory I told you, which was incorrect
Even Pat mentioned how everyone instantly suspected the medic because he took the full force of the explosion
i can't stop listening to the wanderer by Dion
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
You have no idea how much I want to see Super Best Friends watch nintendo direct
that latest mystery box
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
I keep waiting for the Mystery Box where they reveal a full LP of Dark Savior.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
how did liam react to chloe frenching victoria on the couch?
Someone also just posted an interview where he said they chose boston because for some players they know boston will be the bomb
Todd Howard, master of puns
Todd Howard, master of puns
Also I'm not guessing someone posted a video of todd howards saying suspicious stuff
There haven't been any story leaks for fallout 4 though
also
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
