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| #144 - nobody gives a **** about Annie though, not even the An… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/22/2015 on Hermione | 0 |
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| #143 - See, that's because you're not full of pent up frustration due… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/22/2015 on Hermione | +2 |
 I fucking hate SJW. And I fucking hate Feminists. And I fucking hate MRAs. And I fucking hate people who talk with little inflections in their voices so it sounds like everything is a question when it clearly was meant as a statement. And I fucking hate people who talk to me on the street. Like bitch I don't know you, I barely let my family talk to me. And I fucking hate people who think they're right because they're a customer. I hate everyone is what I'm getting at. Fucking people ruin everything. that's what you do when you think you're a redpilled patrician | ||
| #56 - eh, every site has autism and keyboard warriors I hate. Best o… | 12/22/2015 on we are a man | +1 |
| #1370241 - join caesar's legion feels good | 12/22/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #52 - fj sucks 4chan's cock 4chan ***** on reddit fj … [+] (9 new replies) | 12/22/2015 on we are a man | 0 |
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thecrayzeeman (12/22/2015) [-] All I've ever seen is: FJ shits on 4chan, but steals content FJ shits on Reddit, steals content 4chan shits on both We're just a big ball of thieving hate.  FUCK reddit. That shit site has not given me any pleasent experiences. The comment section is like a fucking sweaty gathering of whiteknights and basement dwellers, and the few exceptions gets downdooted to oblivion.  Then stop going to front page subreddits you fucking autist. Find a sub that's relevant to you. ???? I only visit the league of legends sub, and its been the only one Ive visited for 2 years if not longer. eh, every site has autism and keyboard warriors I hate. Best option is to avoid reddit and stick to baneposting on /tv/ | ||
| #60 - >it's another genders discussion post | 12/22/2015 on "Oppressed" | 0 |
| #109 - 3 was way worse come on now [+] (1 new reply) | 12/22/2015 on when you get 10 in all your... | +1 |
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| #27 - is it just using balance though? | 12/21/2015 on Besiege Masterpiece | 0 |
| #54 - there are better examples if i recall like bob marley, guy… | 12/21/2015 on Based Dave | +1 |
| #8 - jesus probably knew it was bad for digestion | 12/21/2015 on table for 26 | +2 |
| #42 - reported because flat is justice [+] (2 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on Painted cleavage | -6 |
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| #104 - still probably wrong, not paying a bar tab probably wouldn't g… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on The susepence must be... | 0 |
| #3575 - oh yeah you're in college now, congrats i'm studying labor… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
| #1369573 - what is this and why does the combat look worse than prince of… | 12/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #3573 - bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhaus… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
| oh yeah you're in college now, congrats i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year | ||
| #12 - >it's another /pol/ "hey guys let me tell you about th… | 12/21/2015 on Normie party | +24 |
| #3 - dis is why i stay. dis. Is jazz, see. Jazz is why i stay. | 12/21/2015 on Steve Martin on Tom Hanks | +1 |
| #38061 - lack of action? the movie has terrible pacing by almost never … [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on Television - cartoon... | 0 |
 no there was zero action until the end. it was terrible | ||
| #1194801 - >best girl being cast aside truly a damn oblivious mc | 12/21/2015 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| #1369422 - world creator about a kid fallen in a coma and making his own … | 12/21/2015 on Video Games Board - console... | 0 |
| #127 - nope | 12/21/2015 on Assorted Internets #47 | 0 |
| #3571 - still knee deep in starcraft i see [+] (5 new replies) | 12/21/2015 on herecomesjohnny's profile | 0 |
| bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate oh yeah you're in college now, congrats i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year | ||
| #54 - do you prefer "dialect" if the word "language&q… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/21/2015 on I`ve met him | +2 |
| #74 - better emotion in the story than fallout 3 by far though | 12/21/2015 on Not Sure If Repost | +3 |
| #50 - that's what he's saying, anon, as long as you follow the law | 12/21/2015 on I`ve met him | 0 |
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herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (56 replies)
haibane renmei wallpaper 1
stickied by herecomesjohnny
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desacabose (7 hours ago) [-] Since it'll probably be March before I can afford TPP, what exactly do I do in GZ that transfers
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herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-] i don't have gz so i'm not sure
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
probably nothing, i don't see what can really transfer except for some paz memories or something
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desacabose (7 hours ago) [-] It's supposed to transfer prisoners and weapons or skins or something
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herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-] transfer prisoners where? your base? playing 20 minutes can give you 20 prisoners in one go in tpp
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desacabose (12 hours ago) [-] GTA V is 40 bucks on amazon right now
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
Most of the surveys I get are worth 5-15 points
10 points is a dollar
40/1.5 is like 26 surveys
But I often get disqualified from surveys
I'll have GTA V on PS4 sometime before the heat death of the universe
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desacabose (8 hours ago) [-] I need multiplayer games man. The more I talk to people the less I think about Naegleria Fowleri. And the less I think about it the less anxiety I have.
If I played MGS V I'd just be alone with my thoughts and building fear.
If I played MGS V I'd just be alone with my thoughts and building fear.
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desacabose (8 hours ago) [-] This is what happens when both sides of your family has a lot of people that had anxiety problems pop up in their late teens
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desacabose (01/08/2016) [-] Chico is the only reason I can't complete ground zeroes without an alert or retries
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desacabose (01/06/2016) [-] You know I've been thinking about getting a 5$ eshop card and buying a Sega Saturn theme on my 3DS
What would pat do
What would pat do
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desacabose (01/06/2016) [-] I've just been informed 5$ eshop cards don't exist
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
So I guess pat would buy redbull and yell at woolie
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desacabose (01/05/2016) [-] Pat: "When we do Dark Souls III I may as well just play the game first so I don't get spoiled and you can be on the controls woolie"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
Woolie in a whispery voice: "you mean if we do it"
Pat: "If we do it I mean"
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herecomesjohnny (01/05/2016) [-] this is man.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
No more anons are coming to visit my page.
The wallpaper google searches have dried up.
Sad day.
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] Is my memory serving me correctly when I remember that you're Asian?
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] Oh alright. Now I'm intrigued, is your mom or dad azn?
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herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-] dad chinese mom french
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
wait, do i know you? i thought i'd remember a username like that
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] Oh alright.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
No, not really. I just have this very savantish memory when it comes to people and details about people.
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herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-] that was 1 episode a few years ago mate but damn good memory
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] Told ya
I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
I can do the same for a bunch of seemingly random people on the site but the fact that we have a random friend (whoozy) only helps.
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herecomesjohnny (12/20/2015) [-] ah yeah dear ol' whoozy
haven't seen him in quite a while though
haven't seen him in quite a while though
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herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-] bit of fallout 4, bit of metal gear, but mostly studies exhausting me these days, business as usual mate
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herecomesjohnny (12/21/2015) [-] oh yeah you're in college now, congrats
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
i'm studying labor law atm, i'm in my last year
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (12/20/2015) [-] He's a pretty chill guy. Talk to him occasionally.
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desacabose (12/13/2015) [-] >Naked Snake kills the boss
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened
All is right with the world
>Naked Snake accepts the title Big Boss
>Mother Base go boom
>Venom is born
>Outer Heaven and Zanzarbar Land come into being
>Solid kills Venom
>Solid kills Big Boss
>Shadow Moses Incident
>Snake dies during the Tanker incident
>Raiden under goes VR training under the guise of the Big Shell
>MGS 4 never happened
All is right with the world
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desacabose (12/12/2015) [-] Jesus Christ I forgot how cool Jecht is
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
squalllionhart can dual wield gunblades and he wouldn't be as cool as Jecht
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desacabose (12/08/2015) [-] List of things that remind Matt of hentai
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories
Join us next week for Bloodborne
#107, Clementine's scream in the walking dead
#108, Water in FFX
#109, Cheryl Mason ask for Harry, Shattered Memories
Join us next week for Bloodborne
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desacabose (12/08/2015) [-] Oh **** giinthir wait a minute we've got confirmed reports that the victory music has secured itself a position too
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herecomesjohnny (12/08/2015) [-] ffX is a hell of a ******* goofy looking game i gotta say
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desacabose (12/03/2015) [-] superbestfriendsplay.com/video/best-friends-play-final-fantasy-x-part-1/
Them playing this is like a dream come true
Them playing this is like a dream come true
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desacabose (11/30/2015) [-] Most of the comments on the devil's third videos are calling him boring
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desacabose (11/27/2015) [-] everyone ad their mom knew about the mgsv twist as soon as gz was released
kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
kojima almost went out on another mgs2, if only gz was part of v instead of seperate
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herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-] really? Literally saw no thread about it when gz came out
Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
Also dude i got drunk with american tourists tonight, "closed borders" hah
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desacabose (11/30/2015) [-] Those theories are also the source material for the theory I told you, which was incorrect
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desacabose (11/28/2015) [-] Even Pat mentioned how everyone instantly suspected the medic because he took the full force of the explosion
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herecomesjohnny (11/28/2015) [-] i can't stop listening to the wanderer by Dion
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
help me guy
you know, i'm inebriated so i'll tell you now. I value our trivial usueless talks. It............means something. Even if it's just one or two phrases on a weeknight while eating or before bed.
What i'm saying is you're cool, guy, don't istop being you. You're literally the only other one I know that watches tbfp and that a tie that's to be cherished
gnight desacabose godspeed man
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desacabose (11/14/2015) [-] You have no idea how much I want to see Super Best Friends watch nintendo direct
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herecomesjohnny (11/11/2015) [-] that latest mystery box
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
"I wouldn't drown a kid. Can't you just shoot one?'" -patrick boivin
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desacabose (11/12/2015) [-] I keep waiting for the Mystery Box where they reveal a full LP of Dark Savior.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
A man can dream, nay. A man must dream.
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herecomesjohnny (11/09/2015) [-] how did liam react to chloe frenching victoria on the couch?
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desacabose (11/08/2015) [-] >Todd Howard keeps jacking himself off and saying that the baby will have the features of both parents
>Todd says the player will feel "deeply connected" to the villain and plot twist
>Todd literally saying the baby will be the villain
whenever it releases if this isn't true tell me
>Todd says the player will feel "deeply connected" to the villain and plot twist
>Todd literally saying the baby will be the villain
whenever it releases if this isn't true tell me
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herecomesjohnny (11/08/2015) [-] you have this weird pattern of guessing the right stuff........after leakage
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desacabose (11/08/2015) [-] Someone also just posted an interview where he said they chose boston because for some players they know boston will be the bomb
Todd Howard, master of puns
Todd Howard, master of puns
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desacabose (11/08/2015) [-] Also I'm not guessing someone posted a video of todd howards saying suspicious stuff
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desacabose (11/08/2015) [-] There haven't been any story leaks for fallout 4 though
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desacabose (11/08/2015) [-] also
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
is mgs v actually just a dream cause that'll piss me off super hard
