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#1050487 - And yet when Ubisoft does it, suddenly misogynism. 09/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1050485 - That's not a very productive attitude  [+] (9 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1050488 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
I'll do it if you do it. I'll even go first.
User avatar #1050489 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
sadly no webcam and sadly no Conker Live and Reloaded nor Halo 2 or Diablo 2 cd around.

Just take bananarchy's wheel of user heads and use some of that photoshop magic
User avatar #1050493 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
That's not a very productive attitude
#1050496 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
SonuvaBITCH
User avatar #1050490 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
hey man it's a joke don't do it
User avatar #1050494 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm fucking psycho, bro!!

im gonna do it!
User avatar #1050497 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
drop the gun man it ain't worth it
User avatar #1050499 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
that was a good movie
#1050482 - kk give me 5  [+] (11 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1050483 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
you won't do it.
User avatar #1050485 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
That's not a very productive attitude

User avatar #1050488 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
I'll do it if you do it. I'll even go first.
User avatar #1050489 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
sadly no webcam and sadly no Conker Live and Reloaded nor Halo 2 or Diablo 2 cd around.

Just take bananarchy's wheel of user heads and use some of that photoshop magic
User avatar #1050493 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
That's not a very productive attitude
#1050496 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
SonuvaBITCH
User avatar #1050490 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
hey man it's a joke don't do it
User avatar #1050494 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm fucking psycho, bro!!

im gonna do it!
User avatar #1050497 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
drop the gun man it ain't worth it
User avatar #1050499 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
that was a good movie
#13 - What did the french do? That's like saying americans are arrog…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Canada's Friends 0
User avatar #15 - Killerwale (09/07/2014) [-]
He just told you, not all of them but a good majority just act like québec is another country (not province) heck i think they wanted to succeed from the rest of us at one point be we shut down that shenanigan.
User avatar #17 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
but not liking the french because of québec's a little far fetched
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
Holy fuck man, you don't even know. I'm Canadian and I just WISH we would let them succeed from our country, then declare war against them and blow the hell out of them like the pieces of shit and vermin they are. I hate them so fucking much and I'm not even sorry, eh.
User avatar #78 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
refer to Killerwale's comment, I thought armana meant the french as in France.
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
(Continued2)

But even after things calmed down it still wasn't all happy-happy-joy-joy, as Quebec blamed the rest of CANADA for letting something like that happen and demanded that we allowed THEM to fix it their way so it never happens again. Whether out of desperation or out of a desire to just see what cock-fuckery they came up with (and boy did they ever) we allowed them to do just that, and what did they do? "BAN ENGLISH SHOPS!" "ENGLISH DON'T OWN ANYTHING!" "ENGLISH PROPERTY REMOVED FROM QUEBEC!" Holy fuck it was like Stalinist Russia and English people moved from Quebec in exodus. "But Captain!" you may call out. "I visited Quebec and it was really nice!" You know what? It is really nice. They do indeed have a wonderful culture and rich history, but let me guess. You went during a festival? Some celebration? Perhaps you even only visited the well touristed areas? Naturally, of course you did, want to know how I know? Because they will HATE you anywhere else. If you're not in one of the 'tourist' areas and you go around asking, in English, if they can help you find something, none of them will even talk to you. Oh, they know what you're saying, most of they speak English, they will just REFUSE to talk to someone they deem 'lower' than themselves.

And now we've come to today, where it is literally ILLEGAL to have so much as a SIGN in English in Quebec; and even NOW they're trying to fuck shit up. They're trying to become a sovereign country, completely detached from the rest of us as if it would defend their purity some way when, all in all, it would only drastically ruin the economy and ruin us in the eyes of the world (Perhaps why they basically said "We'll be a sovereign nation, but still share the same money, ya? Cheeky bastards). Oh, and what happens if you DON'T support this mind-set as a child of Quebec? You are branded a traitor to your own people and will be treated like you may as well be a rapist.

THAT is why Canada hates them.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
(Continued)

But is this enough? OF COURSE NOT! Why would it ever be for their special little selves? No, it's not enough that they already get more government seats and political parties than everyone else, they actually wanted special treatment to allow themselves more likely to WIN ELECTIONS! How wonderful. Of course this is where our country drew the line, and of course this is where Quebec through the biggest hissy-fit in the country's history. They did not win any elections (naturally. Wanna know what the premise of every one of their political parties were? "Quebec becomes a sovereign nation, gets reimbursed for all the evils it suffered at the hands of Canada, and Canada gets fuck all" (And these people were actually SURPRISED they lost and blamed it on everyone else, calling us Racists and Bigots)), and they also didn't get any special treatment, so they reacted the way mature adults do and created a fucking terrorist organization.

A
Fucking
Terrorist
Organization.

They blew up cars, they smashed English shops, assaulted English workers, set fire to English buildings, and even kidnapped and killed people. Everything they could to show how much 'better' they were than us. Our government reacted the way most governments would; it told the citizens of Quebec "Hey, you have terrorists running around, wanna help us apprehend them?" and Quebec just lifted a massive middle finger, laughed, and told us to do it ourselves. So we did. It was the only time in modern history where nearly an entire province came under lock-down, but it did; and we even had English officers march all throughout their streets (this is, of course, while all of them screamed "OPPRESSION!" "RACISM!" "BIGOTS!", because what could EVER incite us to act so harshly against them? It's not as if they refused to help and even supported this terrorist organization! Oh wait...)

Eventually it all calmed down, the terrorists were apprehended and the group disbanded.

(Continued).
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
You wanna know? You really wanna know? Alright, I'll tell you.

So this little story begins all the way back before Canada was all friendly and shit. You know, when there were lots of Indians and killer bears around; I don't remember the exact year, but hey, who does? During these times the English and the French, both of which who immigrated to Canada, still didn't like eachother too much because of bad blood. So how do you settle disagreements like this? Easy, you kill eachother. The killing went on for some time until the English gained most of the areas, then Canada became a full-fledged country, and then the killing stopped. Everyone dropped their weapons and said "Hey, it's been a blast, but let's just agree to work together from now on so we don't get eaten by the bears".

Unfortunately for the English, the French still didn't like this agreement, and so they again did the only reasonable thing and lashed out against the rest of the country. They basically barricaded themselves into this tiny love-box of Quebec and developed their own unique culture and customs that they insisted were better than everyone else's (They considered original France too "Traditional" and the rest of the English to be absolute scumbags), and not only were they better, but they were SO much better that they insisted everyone else must recognize it. You know...

Special laws and customs just for Quebec.
Double the seats in government office relative to their province size.
Tax cuts.
Financial aid and bonuses.

All of this in order to protect their special-special french purity. That's just it, it's not that they consider their culture or history or language better, they considered THEMSELVES better, better than the rest of Canada, better than "The old French" (what they call France), as if their pure blooded wizards looking down on every single mud-blood they come across.

(Continued)
#28 - razzio (09/07/2014) [-]
quebecers are the worst.
They have their own set of laws, and they are trying to separate their province from canada.

Honestly though, I have no idea where the entire hate comes from. from experience most french canadians are super stuck up and think they are better than everyone though.
User avatar #18 - Killerwale (09/07/2014) [-]
it's not that we don't like the French (as in people from France) we don't like the Quebec-French (people from Quebec)
#11 - Yes anon, they call it québec  [+] (13 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Canada's Friends +1
#12 - armana (09/07/2014) [-]
Most Canadians don't like Quebec, cause they're incredibly self centered cunts and refuse to have anything to do with the rest of Canada, INCLUDING having laws that prohibit any sign in English, and only english. So yeah, we don't really like the french, and it's their own damn fault.
#38 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
Being from Quebec myself I'd like to know when it was you last visited
User avatar #19 - theseventhmirror (09/07/2014) [-]
I don't think people tend to hat on the Acadians.
They seem to keep to themselves and no one really talks about them.
User avatar #13 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
What did the french do? That's like saying americans are arrogant so it's the brits' fault.
User avatar #15 - Killerwale (09/07/2014) [-]
He just told you, not all of them but a good majority just act like québec is another country (not province) heck i think they wanted to succeed from the rest of us at one point be we shut down that shenanigan.
User avatar #17 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
but not liking the french because of québec's a little far fetched
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
Holy fuck man, you don't even know. I'm Canadian and I just WISH we would let them succeed from our country, then declare war against them and blow the hell out of them like the pieces of shit and vermin they are. I hate them so fucking much and I'm not even sorry, eh.
User avatar #78 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
refer to Killerwale's comment, I thought armana meant the french as in France.
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
(Continued2)

But even after things calmed down it still wasn't all happy-happy-joy-joy, as Quebec blamed the rest of CANADA for letting something like that happen and demanded that we allowed THEM to fix it their way so it never happens again. Whether out of desperation or out of a desire to just see what cock-fuckery they came up with (and boy did they ever) we allowed them to do just that, and what did they do? "BAN ENGLISH SHOPS!" "ENGLISH DON'T OWN ANYTHING!" "ENGLISH PROPERTY REMOVED FROM QUEBEC!" Holy fuck it was like Stalinist Russia and English people moved from Quebec in exodus. "But Captain!" you may call out. "I visited Quebec and it was really nice!" You know what? It is really nice. They do indeed have a wonderful culture and rich history, but let me guess. You went during a festival? Some celebration? Perhaps you even only visited the well touristed areas? Naturally, of course you did, want to know how I know? Because they will HATE you anywhere else. If you're not in one of the 'tourist' areas and you go around asking, in English, if they can help you find something, none of them will even talk to you. Oh, they know what you're saying, most of they speak English, they will just REFUSE to talk to someone they deem 'lower' than themselves.

And now we've come to today, where it is literally ILLEGAL to have so much as a SIGN in English in Quebec; and even NOW they're trying to fuck shit up. They're trying to become a sovereign country, completely detached from the rest of us as if it would defend their purity some way when, all in all, it would only drastically ruin the economy and ruin us in the eyes of the world (Perhaps why they basically said "We'll be a sovereign nation, but still share the same money, ya? Cheeky bastards). Oh, and what happens if you DON'T support this mind-set as a child of Quebec? You are branded a traitor to your own people and will be treated like you may as well be a rapist.

THAT is why Canada hates them.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
(Continued)

But is this enough? OF COURSE NOT! Why would it ever be for their special little selves? No, it's not enough that they already get more government seats and political parties than everyone else, they actually wanted special treatment to allow themselves more likely to WIN ELECTIONS! How wonderful. Of course this is where our country drew the line, and of course this is where Quebec through the biggest hissy-fit in the country's history. They did not win any elections (naturally. Wanna know what the premise of every one of their political parties were? "Quebec becomes a sovereign nation, gets reimbursed for all the evils it suffered at the hands of Canada, and Canada gets fuck all" (And these people were actually SURPRISED they lost and blamed it on everyone else, calling us Racists and Bigots)), and they also didn't get any special treatment, so they reacted the way mature adults do and created a fucking terrorist organization.

A
Fucking
Terrorist
Organization.

They blew up cars, they smashed English shops, assaulted English workers, set fire to English buildings, and even kidnapped and killed people. Everything they could to show how much 'better' they were than us. Our government reacted the way most governments would; it told the citizens of Quebec "Hey, you have terrorists running around, wanna help us apprehend them?" and Quebec just lifted a massive middle finger, laughed, and told us to do it ourselves. So we did. It was the only time in modern history where nearly an entire province came under lock-down, but it did; and we even had English officers march all throughout their streets (this is, of course, while all of them screamed "OPPRESSION!" "RACISM!" "BIGOTS!", because what could EVER incite us to act so harshly against them? It's not as if they refused to help and even supported this terrorist organization! Oh wait...)

Eventually it all calmed down, the terrorists were apprehended and the group disbanded.

(Continued).
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
You wanna know? You really wanna know? Alright, I'll tell you.

So this little story begins all the way back before Canada was all friendly and shit. You know, when there were lots of Indians and killer bears around; I don't remember the exact year, but hey, who does? During these times the English and the French, both of which who immigrated to Canada, still didn't like eachother too much because of bad blood. So how do you settle disagreements like this? Easy, you kill eachother. The killing went on for some time until the English gained most of the areas, then Canada became a full-fledged country, and then the killing stopped. Everyone dropped their weapons and said "Hey, it's been a blast, but let's just agree to work together from now on so we don't get eaten by the bears".

Unfortunately for the English, the French still didn't like this agreement, and so they again did the only reasonable thing and lashed out against the rest of the country. They basically barricaded themselves into this tiny love-box of Quebec and developed their own unique culture and customs that they insisted were better than everyone else's (They considered original France too "Traditional" and the rest of the English to be absolute scumbags), and not only were they better, but they were SO much better that they insisted everyone else must recognize it. You know...

Special laws and customs just for Quebec.
Double the seats in government office relative to their province size.
Tax cuts.
Financial aid and bonuses.

All of this in order to protect their special-special french purity. That's just it, it's not that they consider their culture or history or language better, they considered THEMSELVES better, better than the rest of Canada, better than "The old French" (what they call France), as if their pure blooded wizards looking down on every single mud-blood they come across.

(Continued)
#28 - razzio (09/07/2014) [-]
quebecers are the worst.
They have their own set of laws, and they are trying to separate their province from canada.

Honestly though, I have no idea where the entire hate comes from. from experience most french canadians are super stuck up and think they are better than everyone though.
User avatar #18 - Killerwale (09/07/2014) [-]
it's not that we don't like the French (as in people from France) we don't like the Quebec-French (people from Quebec)
#1037903 - Truly a drug to take in light doses. 09/07/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2
#17 - Late night cartoons for adults on cartoon network. Some violen… 09/07/2014 on guess who is comeing to... 0
#11 - I'm not saying I'm encouraging the cliché since I don't care,…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on hummers -3
#12 - robuntu (09/07/2014) [-]
Hummers are large *and* really expensive though. And, people say the same thing about guys who drive sports cars. Sports cars aren't large at all. But they are expensive.

If you have a 2" micro-penis and work some crappy office job - you can't afford a Hummer. Car makers/dealerships really do study demographics to see who buys their cars and to understand their customers want. People who buy Hummers are not poor, they aren't even middle class. They're upper-middle class to rich - unless we're talking about 10 year old P.O.S. Hummers. A new Hummer is very expensive and the cost of running it is very high.


At the very least, Hummer owners would be WEALTHY guys with tiny dicks. Seems unlikely.

Why don't we say, 'People with big houses have tiny dicks?'
#8 - 168 IQ, though  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #9 - tkfourtwoone (09/07/2014) [-]
Sure, she had a higher IQ than fucking Einstein

#2839 - All You Need Is Kill wallpaper 1 (eh) 09/07/2014 on herecomesjohnny's profile 0
#5 - Wait a second, I smoke but I gotta ask, why the **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Smoking ad -2
User avatar #6 - Tenkan (09/07/2014) [-]
My mistake, I forgot to clarify my message is directed towards PVTDickStryker's comment.
#15 - Internet providers in America censor that many things?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Kiss me if I'm wrong 0
#23 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
no. Censorship is mostly illegal here, and people get in an uproar even about legal censorship. But ISP's like to fuck with users and do things behind the scenes if they dont like you.
#8 - I don't know, I went there to visit a brother and québec peop…  [+] (20 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Canada's Friends +9
#48 - schmidtycent (09/07/2014) [-]
We like the french! Just not quebec. Like buddy down there said, they're dicks
#36 - elseano (09/07/2014) [-]
Quebec's our detroit.
#20 - fukyouto (09/07/2014) [-]
dude fuck quebec - says every other part of canada
User avatar #33 - fatbasturd (09/07/2014) [-]
thats the French racist part of Canada no one likes not even Canadians
#81 - fukyouto (09/08/2014) [-]
i know, i am canadian hehe
#10 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
Kind of weird, seeing as a good majority of the people who migrated from Europe to Canada were from France and many people from all over Canada still hold the french traditions and language as part of their culture and life style.
User avatar #11 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
Yes anon, they call it québec
#12 - armana (09/07/2014) [-]
Most Canadians don't like Quebec, cause they're incredibly self centered cunts and refuse to have anything to do with the rest of Canada, INCLUDING having laws that prohibit any sign in English, and only english. So yeah, we don't really like the french, and it's their own damn fault.
#38 - anonymous (09/07/2014) [-]
Being from Quebec myself I'd like to know when it was you last visited
User avatar #19 - theseventhmirror (09/07/2014) [-]
I don't think people tend to hat on the Acadians.
They seem to keep to themselves and no one really talks about them.
User avatar #13 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
What did the french do? That's like saying americans are arrogant so it's the brits' fault.
User avatar #15 - Killerwale (09/07/2014) [-]
He just told you, not all of them but a good majority just act like québec is another country (not province) heck i think they wanted to succeed from the rest of us at one point be we shut down that shenanigan.
User avatar #17 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
but not liking the french because of québec's a little far fetched
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
Holy fuck man, you don't even know. I'm Canadian and I just WISH we would let them succeed from our country, then declare war against them and blow the hell out of them like the pieces of shit and vermin they are. I hate them so fucking much and I'm not even sorry, eh.
User avatar #78 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
refer to Killerwale's comment, I thought armana meant the french as in France.
User avatar #62 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
(Continued2)

But even after things calmed down it still wasn't all happy-happy-joy-joy, as Quebec blamed the rest of CANADA for letting something like that happen and demanded that we allowed THEM to fix it their way so it never happens again. Whether out of desperation or out of a desire to just see what cock-fuckery they came up with (and boy did they ever) we allowed them to do just that, and what did they do? "BAN ENGLISH SHOPS!" "ENGLISH DON'T OWN ANYTHING!" "ENGLISH PROPERTY REMOVED FROM QUEBEC!" Holy fuck it was like Stalinist Russia and English people moved from Quebec in exodus. "But Captain!" you may call out. "I visited Quebec and it was really nice!" You know what? It is really nice. They do indeed have a wonderful culture and rich history, but let me guess. You went during a festival? Some celebration? Perhaps you even only visited the well touristed areas? Naturally, of course you did, want to know how I know? Because they will HATE you anywhere else. If you're not in one of the 'tourist' areas and you go around asking, in English, if they can help you find something, none of them will even talk to you. Oh, they know what you're saying, most of they speak English, they will just REFUSE to talk to someone they deem 'lower' than themselves.

And now we've come to today, where it is literally ILLEGAL to have so much as a SIGN in English in Quebec; and even NOW they're trying to fuck shit up. They're trying to become a sovereign country, completely detached from the rest of us as if it would defend their purity some way when, all in all, it would only drastically ruin the economy and ruin us in the eyes of the world (Perhaps why they basically said "We'll be a sovereign nation, but still share the same money, ya? Cheeky bastards). Oh, and what happens if you DON'T support this mind-set as a child of Quebec? You are branded a traitor to your own people and will be treated like you may as well be a rapist.

THAT is why Canada hates them.
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
(Continued)

But is this enough? OF COURSE NOT! Why would it ever be for their special little selves? No, it's not enough that they already get more government seats and political parties than everyone else, they actually wanted special treatment to allow themselves more likely to WIN ELECTIONS! How wonderful. Of course this is where our country drew the line, and of course this is where Quebec through the biggest hissy-fit in the country's history. They did not win any elections (naturally. Wanna know what the premise of every one of their political parties were? "Quebec becomes a sovereign nation, gets reimbursed for all the evils it suffered at the hands of Canada, and Canada gets fuck all" (And these people were actually SURPRISED they lost and blamed it on everyone else, calling us Racists and Bigots)), and they also didn't get any special treatment, so they reacted the way mature adults do and created a fucking terrorist organization.

A
Fucking
Terrorist
Organization.

They blew up cars, they smashed English shops, assaulted English workers, set fire to English buildings, and even kidnapped and killed people. Everything they could to show how much 'better' they were than us. Our government reacted the way most governments would; it told the citizens of Quebec "Hey, you have terrorists running around, wanna help us apprehend them?" and Quebec just lifted a massive middle finger, laughed, and told us to do it ourselves. So we did. It was the only time in modern history where nearly an entire province came under lock-down, but it did; and we even had English officers march all throughout their streets (this is, of course, while all of them screamed "OPPRESSION!" "RACISM!" "BIGOTS!", because what could EVER incite us to act so harshly against them? It's not as if they refused to help and even supported this terrorist organization! Oh wait...)

Eventually it all calmed down, the terrorists were apprehended and the group disbanded.

(Continued).
User avatar #53 - captainfuckitall (09/07/2014) [-]
You wanna know? You really wanna know? Alright, I'll tell you.

So this little story begins all the way back before Canada was all friendly and shit. You know, when there were lots of Indians and killer bears around; I don't remember the exact year, but hey, who does? During these times the English and the French, both of which who immigrated to Canada, still didn't like eachother too much because of bad blood. So how do you settle disagreements like this? Easy, you kill eachother. The killing went on for some time until the English gained most of the areas, then Canada became a full-fledged country, and then the killing stopped. Everyone dropped their weapons and said "Hey, it's been a blast, but let's just agree to work together from now on so we don't get eaten by the bears".

Unfortunately for the English, the French still didn't like this agreement, and so they again did the only reasonable thing and lashed out against the rest of the country. They basically barricaded themselves into this tiny love-box of Quebec and developed their own unique culture and customs that they insisted were better than everyone else's (They considered original France too "Traditional" and the rest of the English to be absolute scumbags), and not only were they better, but they were SO much better that they insisted everyone else must recognize it. You know...

Special laws and customs just for Quebec.
Double the seats in government office relative to their province size.
Tax cuts.
Financial aid and bonuses.

All of this in order to protect their special-special french purity. That's just it, it's not that they consider their culture or history or language better, they considered THEMSELVES better, better than the rest of Canada, better than "The old French" (what they call France), as if their pure blooded wizards looking down on every single mud-blood they come across.

(Continued)
#28 - razzio (09/07/2014) [-]
quebecers are the worst.
They have their own set of laws, and they are trying to separate their province from canada.

Honestly though, I have no idea where the entire hate comes from. from experience most french canadians are super stuck up and think they are better than everyone though.
User avatar #18 - Killerwale (09/07/2014) [-]
it's not that we don't like the French (as in people from France) we don't like the Quebec-French (people from Quebec)
#9 - praise kafuka 09/07/2014 on harem +9
#1050381 - Those lyrics are pretty ghetto.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1050382 - finblob (09/07/2014) [-]
their isn't any lyrics du-ohhhh
#1050378 - Berlin is going to have a life size de_dust2, coolio  [+] (7 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #1050379 - finblob (09/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #1050385 - awesomanium (09/07/2014) [-]
I've only ever heard chasing cars by them
I didn't realise they were still there
User avatar #1050386 - finblob (09/07/2014) [-]
They're OK
all their songs sound the same to me and have dumb names though.
Like "Somewhere a clock is ticking" or "Breaks and Fractures"
when the song has nothing to do with that.
User avatar #1050387 - awesomanium (09/07/2014) [-]
but aren't all alternative rock bands like that?
User avatar #1050388 - finblob (09/07/2014) [-]
Not Jungle Giants
User avatar #1050381 - herecomesjohnny (09/07/2014) [-]
Those lyrics are pretty ghetto.
User avatar #1050382 - finblob (09/07/2014) [-]
their isn't any lyrics du-ohhhh
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User avatar #1050352 - Cobaltsushi (09/07/2014) [-]
CAUSE YOUR'E AN IDIOT!
-wowcrendor
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User avatar #1049425 - sannukas (09/06/2014) [-]
ye, that's what i did. It's worth pirating and giving it a try.

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (06/01/2014) [+] (55 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
I told you i would wait for you once you got out of jailbanland!
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
well **** 12 hours i ******* hope so
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
that's the equivalent of 5 years in real life
#2857 to #2856 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
yeah time changes on the inside
yeah time changes on the inside
User avatar #2858 to #2857 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
*in
#2843 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
While everyone was waiting for the professor in class my friend's phone started ringing in my pocket
#2844 to #2843 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
woah man crazy i mean like holy 						****					 man
woah man crazy i mean like holy **** man
User avatar #2846 to #2844 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just read my mind so you know what happened in class
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just leave a voice message like that
#2847 to #2845 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
dun dun duuuunnnnn
dun dun duuuunnnnn
User avatar #2848 to #2847 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
>Stick phone in my coat pocket
>Wait for class to start
>Leave voice message
>Phone locked so can't stop the rock
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
can't turn off your phone in class?
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** it's her phone
#2851 to #2850 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
what a bedtime story mark
what a bedtime story mark
User avatar #2840 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
tfw i did it
#2841 to #2840 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
what?
what?
#2835 - desacabose (09/04/2014) [-]
Freud wanted to **** his mother and beat his friends to death
DO YOU GET IT YET JOHNNY
DO YA
User avatar #2837 to #2836 - desacabose (09/04/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2: Pat teaches kids psychology
User avatar #2838 to #2837 - desacabose (09/04/2014) [-]
*sponsored by woolie falling in lava
#2831 - notsoulmyr (09/03/2014) [-]
What a weak ******* ending.
They should have stopped at the final choice.
Also I wanted to get away from Jane but didn't have enough time to decide to so I got stuck with her. **** her.
And **** this ending
#2832 to #2831 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah, we have the same. Though I consciously forgave her since that's what my Lee would have wanted me to do. Though I did feel good calling her a crazy bitch.
#2833 to #2832 - notsoulmyr (09/03/2014) [-]
I don't forgive her, **** her. I mean her getting Kenny killed just to proove a point is equally better, if not WORSE than Kenny's " **** everything and everyone" attitude.

I swear Clementine should just go by herself, she's the most competent person out there.

Also **** Arvo, that ******* кучи син да му еба майката на тоя путьо, should have ******* killed him when I had the chance.

ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THE EPISODE THOUGH: That flashback with Lee, goddammit I almost burst into tears
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
i actually did tear up a bit with lee. It was too poignant, man.
#2825 to #2824 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOUNG LADY
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOUNG LADY
#2826 to #2825 - danield (08/31/2014) [-]
You'll have to pull me out.

Skelly master race
#2811 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
You like TBFP?
User avatar #2828 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
so?
#2829 to #2828 - notsoulmyr (09/01/2014) [-]
Uh ... uh ...
Well I got more work ...
User avatar #2821 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
hey man you finish walking dead?
#2822 to #2821 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
Oh right, I forgot.
Well I'm currently drawing a commission, but I'll get on those zombies as soon as i finish it
#2823 to #2822 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
alright, go get 'em champ.
User avatar #2812 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
now and then i watch a bit, yuhuh
#2813 to #2812 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I see.
I used to watch the **** out of their stuff.
Although now I'm not a big fan of all these new "BFP" videos with Woolie and Liam. I miss just Pat and Matt.
#2814 to #2813 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
i see, but eh i don't hate liam and woolie, they can be pretty fun

but yeah i used to watch them a lot too back in the day
#2815 to #2814 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't really dislike them, but they're not as good as Pat&Matt.

Back when there was only two of them, with no animated intro and the sing-along version of the intro
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
wel they still don't do animated intros that often i think. I think I started watching them at around season 2 of their machinima thing.
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I think the first video of theirs I saw was Duke Nukem Forever
#2818 to #2817 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
oh man you're making me reach far back into the past here. I think my first was LA NOIRE I FOUND THIS GUN!!!! IS IT YOURS!!?? or something
#2819 to #2818 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
Ah, good times.
User avatar #2807 - desacabose (08/27/2014) [-]
Damn son
Woolie's getting good
#2808 to #2807 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
grandma swamp has her ways
#2802 - desacabose (08/26/2014) [-]
>Woolie
>Invasions
User avatar #2803 to #2802 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
have they gotten recognized by people yet?
User avatar #2804 to #2803 - desacabose (08/26/2014) [-]
How would they know
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
by a post on reddit/whatever going "hey guys look at this screenshot of me helping/fighting woolie!"
User avatar #2806 to #2805 - desacabose (08/26/2014) [-]
oh right
User avatar #2792 - desacabose (08/13/2014) [-]
Who chose to go to law school, you, or your parents
#2793 to #2792 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
me, my dad wanted me to be a mexican wrestler and my mom wanted me to be robert redford   
   
you havin' second thoughts about law school, dude?
me, my dad wanted me to be a mexican wrestler and my mom wanted me to be robert redford

you havin' second thoughts about law school, dude?
#2801 to #2793 - notsoulmyr (08/21/2014) [-]
Man I've always wanted to know a luchador!
#2778 - desacabose (08/12/2014) [-]
>Oh god did you hear those rumors
>What rumors
>About the metal gears
>Oh **** yeah kojima making his mark, mark on hills
>God I hope that's not true, like, like, you know I mean, ha ha
>No Pat think about it, think about Metal Gear Solid 4
>oh oho hohoho
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
i, uh...paused the podcast and haven't gotten back to it, *********** are we talking about
User avatar #2780 to #2779 - desacabose (08/12/2014) [-]
New metal gear made by hideo kojima starring walking dead guy
This could mean two things
User avatar #2781 to #2780 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
fun fact, for revengeance 2 kojima had actually proposed gray fox against zombies
User avatar #2782 to #2781 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
ey*
User avatar #2784 to #2782 - desacabose (08/12/2014) [-]
is actually gray
User avatar #2785 to #2784 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
you're gray
#2788 to #2787 - desacabose (08/13/2014) [-]
My friend got a Rasberry Blunt in amsterdam
Can you say the same
User avatar #2789 to #2788 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
shouldn't have posted the pic of the comfy bed, man, now i wanna go sleep, it's 2:20
User avatar #2790 to #2789 - desacabose (08/13/2014) [-]
>Comfy bed
>Cat sleeps between you and roommate unless it's kicked out
#2770 to #2769 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
hey man screw you naruto is the bee's knees i got a ninja headband right here don't trigger me
User avatar #2771 to #2770 - danield (08/11/2014) [-]
Were you that kid who put his hands behind your back while running?

I'll get sarcasticrunner in this fray
#2772 to #2771 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/11/2014) [-]
it's more aerodynamic okay?

but seriously though i don't naruto
User avatar #2774 to #2772 - sarcasticrunner (08/11/2014) [-]
If you don't naruto I'm not a dirty slut
User avatar #2775 to #2774 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
i rest my case
#2776 to #2775 - sarcasticrunner (08/12/2014) [-]
glad to be of assistance
#2761 to #2758 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
she lost her way, man
#2725 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
hey notsoulmyr, i'm going to get started on the /anime/ wiki banner. People got to choose for an anime character to be in there, kinda like the Sol board with the dangos. As oldfag you pretty much get to put a mascot or anime dude in there, wanna?
hey notsoulmyr, i'm going to get started on the /anime/ wiki banner. People got to choose for an anime character to be in there, kinda like the Sol board with the dangos. As oldfag you pretty much get to put a mascot or anime dude in there, wanna?
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
You mean like an avatar or something?
User avatar #2743 to #2726 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
by the way, think i did a good job?
User avatar #2744 to #2743 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
On what?
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
well i was asking about the /anime/ wiki banner but now that i think about it i'm more interested in your opinion of the paprika wallpaper i did today in the sticky
User avatar #2746 to #2745 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Wait where's this wiki banner thing?
User avatar #2747 to #2746 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
/anime/ board sticky
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
It's not bad, although I don't have a page on the wiki so I am not pleased
#2750 to #2748 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
i woulda done one behind your back but apparently you need an account to do **** .I can't even upload pics.
User avatar #2751 to #2750 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Ah well, not like anyone really goes to this wiki
#2752 to #2751 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
probably not, but hey i like shopping 						****					 and i enjoyed making the banner. Anyway, gnight
probably not, but hey i like shopping **** and i enjoyed making the banner. Anyway, gnight
User avatar #2727 to #2726 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
or whatever.
User avatar #2728 to #2727 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Uhm ... okay, I guess
User avatar #2729 to #2728 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
well give me a pic if you want one in there.
#2730 to #2729 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Well **** , now I don't really know who I should pick
User avatar #2731 to #2730 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
eh, take your time, i'm eating and not gonna be done till later tonight
User avatar #2732 to #2731 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Do I need anything in particular or will anything suffice?
User avatar #2733 to #2732 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
as long as it doesn't have half a head or an arm cut off, ya know? transparent or white background, whatevs
User avatar #2734 to #2733 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Any suggestions on the character? Who do you associate me with?
User avatar #2735 to #2734 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
i don't know, you change often like me. Jotaro? sayonara zetsubou girls? you're the kamina on the sol board dangos, right?
User avatar #2736 to #2735 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
I was the Kamina but now I haven't used him in ages.
Man this is too much thinking work for me
#2737 to #2736 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah, i'm not even putting a character at all. I thought maybe yamada but i haven't used her in a while
yeah, i'm not even putting a character at all. I thought maybe yamada but i haven't used her in a while
#2738 to #2737 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Eh I guess I won't have a character as well then.
I mean 1) I don't even go there anymore and 2) It makes me look mysterious and cool and ****
#2739 to #2738 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
we're the invisibuddies
that sounds emo as ****
#2740 to #2739 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
We're more than that.
We're soulmates
Pfffffffhehehehehe
#2741 to #2740 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
you've known this pun for a while i bet
#2742 to #2741 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
It never gets old for me
#2712 to #2711 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
if i'm your onii-san but i actually want to call you sempai, does that mean you're my imouto but onii-san at the same time? we gotta get a mathematician-black hole physicist in here
#2714 to #2713 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
it's science, trust me on this
it's science, trust me on this
#2715 to #2714 - danield (08/09/2014) [-]
idk mayne, ask the anime board
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
nah, too much dangerous knowledge in this thread.
#2709 to #2708 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
shut up right now
shut up right now
User avatar #2658 to #2657 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
was that the new US gear?
User avatar #2659 to #2658 - danield (08/04/2014) [-]
Mine's a custom made holo rifle
User avatar #2660 to #2659 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
"blast those terrorists with economics" -holo
#2655 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
Matt died in cuba
#2683 to #2655 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
i don't ...

ah whatevs
User avatar #2684 to #2683 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4MKRHz6y80
Aight *****
I ain't crazy, ya feel me
these crackas gone gun hid the truth from you's normal folks
#2685 to #2684 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
the moment too, pls
#2690 to #2685 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
So how does it make you feel?
#2691 to #2690 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
eh, they said much worse about other people
User avatar #2692 to #2691 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
It's they fact they pretended to like it before talking **** about it, also, them editing skills with that end card
User avatar #2693 to #2692 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
pat clearly didn't dig it much, he just had the courtesy of not saying it to the dude's face
User avatar #2695 to #2693 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
The part where they scream mailbag in the middle makes me sad
User avatar #2696 to #2695 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
yeah but whaddaya want, it's pretty obvious pat can be a straight out dick at times
User avatar #2697 to #2696 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
pretty sure he's curved
User avatar #2698 to #2697 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
hey, about metal gear, since i'm a big baby and only played the gbc one at age 11, is Big Boss supposed to be Solid Snake's enemy and a boss bad guy later on?
User avatar #2699 to #2698 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
>Be Big Boss before Big Boss
>Be almost childlike
>Pretty carefree
>Be snake
>Have great mentor
>Betrayed by mentor, the boss
>Forced to kill the boss
>Find out boss was actually not a traitor to the country, all was planned
>Only find out later
>Go meet president
>refuse to shake his hand
>start of darkness
>Decide world doesn't need government
> **** you go look it up on wikipidiea
User avatar #2700 to #2699 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
that'll do
User avatar #2701 to #2700 - desacabose (08/05/2014) [-]
am I a pig
User avatar #2702 to #2701 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
yes, Babe.
User avatar #2694 to #2693 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
And then they forgot to cut MAAILBAAG out the part where they talked **** about it
User avatar #2689 to #2685 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
"Should we double check the video?"
"It's probably fine"
#2687 to #2685 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
"oh man this sword is sweet we really want it"
" **** this garbage, it is **** , satan sent this **** to us a, I hate"
"Whoever sent it should kill themselves"
"Let's burn it and laugh"
#2686 to #2685 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
They cut the end of the video off
User avatar #2656 to #2655 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
....ground zeroes?
User avatar #2661 to #2656 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
He's actually dead
User avatar #2664 to #2661 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
oh you dick you scared me
#2665 to #2664 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
They're going to die someday you know   
probably matt or pat first
They're going to die someday you know
probably matt or pat first
User avatar #2666 to #2665 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
no no, they will just hibernate deep in the earth until the humans will need them again
User avatar #2668 to #2666 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
Ground Zeroes already got taken down
User avatar #2667 to #2666 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
GODDAMMIT KONAMI
User avatar #2669 to #2667 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
no it's still there
User avatar #2670 to #2669 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
You having a giggle with the UK youtube?
User avatar #2671 to #2670 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
oh goodie, part 2 is up
#2674 to #2673 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
I just heard three people in DayZ talking near me

Is it worth possible death





yeah probably
User avatar #2675 to #2674 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
shout "Rules of nature!"
User avatar #2676 to #2675 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
eh now *****
What happened to mailbag 10-b where they **** talked that sword
User avatar #2677 to #2676 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
raiden's? wooden sword best sword
User avatar #2678 to #2677 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
They got Leonidas' sword and they said some really ******* terrible stuff about the anon that sent it in because they thought they were off camera
User avatar #2679 to #2678 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
wait, iirc they just didn't remember where it came from
#2680 to #2679 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
You sure? I remember some dick moves on their part
User avatar #2681 to #2680 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
[citation needed]
that thing where liam let the camera roll a bit after the ending?
User avatar #2682 to #2681 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
Mailbag 10-b *****
I watched it again with my roommate earlier and it wasn't there anymore
User avatar #2662 to #2661 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/04/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #2663 to #2662 - desacabose (08/04/2014) [-]
Ground Zeroes is probably going to get taken down you know
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