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#25320 - no order. Probably not even my top movies are in there, but oh…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #25348 - awesomerninjathing (10/14/2014) [-]
aint seen any of these
User avatar #25350 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
I recommend I guess.
User avatar #25332 - lulzformalaysiaair (10/14/2014) [-]
This list looks really gay, are you one of those movie buffs or are you just being edgy?
User avatar #25338 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
edgy? shawshank and goodfellas are the most mainstream shit and 500 days is a romantic comedy
User avatar #25366 - lulzformalaysiaair (10/15/2014) [-]
I'm talking about the other gay french films. Are you from Quebec or something?
User avatar #25374 - herecomesjohnny (10/15/2014) [-]
it's not being cosmopolitan, it's being not a massive pleb, is all.
User avatar #25373 - herecomesjohnny (10/15/2014) [-]
nope, truffaut is world famous and the italian flick's just really good.
User avatar #25335 - averagewhitekid (10/14/2014) [-]
I can confirm that most of these movies are actually great
but you still can't rule out the edge
#1056384 - much* 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1056383 - all his ukulele songs are pretty repeating three chords over a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1056384 - herecomesjohnny (10/14/2014) [-]
much*
#51 - wait what? that's the fall of the comic? 10/14/2014 on LOSERS #10 - The Second... 0
#130 - is this some sort of greentext? 10/14/2014 on Natural Order 0
#66 - it's a translation for jap tourists since there's already a ch…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on 清创明无情 0
User avatar #75 - divinecreator (10/14/2014) [-]
Oh ok thanks
#65 - The hotel probably has had a precedent. Usual hotels don't hav…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on 清创明无情 0
User avatar #76 - elcreepo (10/14/2014) [-]
That's usually a common sense type thing

Maybe the hotel is a red light district hotel that doesn't need the competition? I hear in at least one Asian country, whether China or Japan I'm not sure, if you make it a business and call it escort service it's legal.
#1072747 - >blog 10/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1056210 - as some* 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1056209 - I tried it but I found it not as spooky as some other short st…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1056210 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
as some*
#1072646 - sounds great 10/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1056196 - okay but only because i have no more smug hanakana 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1056187 - stay mad  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1056191 - senjougahara (10/13/2014) [-]
#1056196 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
okay but only because i have no more smug hanakana
#1056184 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1056186 - senjougahara (10/13/2014) [-]
#1056187 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
stay mad
#1056191 - senjougahara (10/13/2014) [-]
#1056196 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
okay but only because i have no more smug hanakana
#25300 - i want him to go full madman on the cannibals.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #25306 - godshandshake (10/13/2014) [-]
Same
For a few seconds when he was digging up the weapons bag I was imagining him going back in and absolutely destroying Garth/Gareth (I think) with the machete he said he would kill him with
#1072578 - i don't like her aerial attacks much but rosalina my gurl 10/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1072576 - or it looks like a horror game that isn't a ****** … 10/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1056080 - oh yeah let me just make best guy suffer for the whole show a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1056087 - DmOnZ (10/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, you eat that roll you little whore... bet it tastes good doesn't it huh? Is it nutritious? You get all your vitamins and omega 3's. I bet you did ya fish bitch
#1055989 - Inami should go to jail for assault.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1055990 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
She can't help it though.
#1055984 - yamada best gril though so you're still a bit off course.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1055988 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
Yamada was obviously the really fun one. Inami was cute because of helplessness and Poplar was simple cute.
User avatar #1055989 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
Inami should go to jail for assault.
User avatar #1055990 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
She can't help it though.
#1055982 - You know what? Yeah. Yeah, yeah I agree, 2nd season was better…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#1056203 - maguitox (10/13/2014) [-]
The loli never ends
User avatar #1055983 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
Second season had everything set up for itself. It used the first season as a diving board and did a full 360 no scope cannon ball head first into the glorious sea of fun. The first season was in no way bad but it had to organize stuff and get everyone in their roles and let the audience know what the premise is. The second season was just simply about letting the characters interact with each other and that was fun to watch.
#1055984 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
yamada best gril though so you're still a bit off course.
User avatar #1055988 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
Yamada was obviously the really fun one. Inami was cute because of helplessness and Poplar was simple cute.
User avatar #1055989 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
Inami should go to jail for assault.
User avatar #1055990 - hsm (10/13/2014) [-]
She can't help it though.
#1072427 - you realize you're saying this when DC's universe has a hero w…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #1072428 - adunsaveme (10/13/2014) [-]
Nobody likes Green Intern anyway
#1072423 - you pleb. Spiderman 2, spiderman ultimate, marvel nemesis…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1072426 - adunsaveme (10/13/2014) [-]
Any decent ones that aren't in trash universes? lel
User avatar #1072433 - Rei (10/13/2014) [-]
None of the ones he said are DC
User avatar #1072427 - herecomesjohnny (10/13/2014) [-]
you realize you're saying this when DC's universe has a hero whose weakness is the color yellow?
User avatar #1072428 - adunsaveme (10/13/2014) [-]
Nobody likes Green Intern anyway
#1055926 - maybe  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1055927 - yeorgh (10/13/2014) [-]
I bet it's Nakama, that's always the answer.
User avatar #1055931 - andyyy (10/13/2014) [-]
Dnakama
Rolls right off the tongue
User avatar #1055932 - yeorgh (10/13/2014) [-]
Always the answer.
#1055925 - maybe 10/13/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (55 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #2877 - desacabose (10/15/2014) [-]
Woolie has gained a cestus hard on
User avatar #2871 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
do i have you on steam?
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - herecomesjohnny (10/10/2014) [-]
yeah you added me when you were leaving for some top sekrits op
User avatar #2874 to #2872 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
what the hell was your name again?

don't get upset
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - herecomesjohnny (10/10/2014) [-]
nah it's cool. ketchupdelite. Add an alias to fj'ers, it's what i do.
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - danield (10/10/2014) [-]
I actually do have you
User avatar #2869 - desacabose (10/10/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure Pat and Matt somehow made the red sea with their Walking Dead Season 2 playthrough
User avatar #2873 to #2870 - herecomesjohnny (10/10/2014) [-]
pat's got frustration issues, man
#2867 - spookyscary ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
BOOGA WOOGA BOO   
NO GOOD BONES FOR YOU
BOOGA WOOGA BOO
NO GOOD BONES FOR YOU
#2859 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh come on this is just ********
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
i don't even use the phasing powerup past the phasing challenge level
#2861 to #2860 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Get your ******* MLG ass outta here, frenchie
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
do a pure shovel run!
User avatar #2863 to #2862 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
No thanks, I my keyboard intact
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
oh hey by the way, if you see a wandering boss called the baz, it's matt and pat that got him in there when kickstarting the game
#2865 to #2864 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I was wondering why he looked so familiar.

Also there's a hall of fame for people who kickstarted the thing, but I didn't see either of them. I did see Egoraptor though
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
hm, i don't know, i did hear on their podcast they contributed to it and the baz got in there as thanks or something.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
I told you i would wait for you once you got out of jailbanland!
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - herecomesjohnny (09/14/2014) [-]
well **** 12 hours i ******* hope so
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
that's the equivalent of 5 years in real life
#2857 to #2856 - herecomesjohnny (09/14/2014) [-]
yeah time changes on the inside
yeah time changes on the inside
#2843 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
While everyone was waiting for the professor in class my friend's phone started ringing in my pocket
#2844 to #2843 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
woah man crazy i mean like holy 						****					 man
woah man crazy i mean like holy **** man
User avatar #2846 to #2844 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just read my mind so you know what happened in class
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just leave a voice message like that
#2847 to #2845 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
dun dun duuuunnnnn
dun dun duuuunnnnn
User avatar #2848 to #2847 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
>Stick phone in my coat pocket
>Wait for class to start
>Leave voice message
>Phone locked so can't stop the rock
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
can't turn off your phone in class?
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - desacabose (09/10/2014) [-]
***** it's her phone
#2851 to #2850 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
what a bedtime story mark
what a bedtime story mark
User avatar #2840 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
tfw i did it
#2835 - desacabose (09/04/2014) [-]
Freud wanted to **** his mother and beat his friends to death
DO YOU GET IT YET JOHNNY
DO YA
User avatar #2837 to #2836 - desacabose (09/04/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2: Pat teaches kids psychology
User avatar #2838 to #2837 - desacabose (09/04/2014) [-]
*sponsored by woolie falling in lava
#2831 - notsoulmyr (09/03/2014) [-]
What a weak ******* ending.
They should have stopped at the final choice.
Also I wanted to get away from Jane but didn't have enough time to decide to so I got stuck with her. **** her.
And **** this ending
#2832 to #2831 - herecomesjohnny (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah, we have the same. Though I consciously forgave her since that's what my Lee would have wanted me to do. Though I did feel good calling her a crazy bitch.
#2833 to #2832 - notsoulmyr (09/03/2014) [-]
I don't forgive her, **** her. I mean her getting Kenny killed just to proove a point is equally better, if not WORSE than Kenny's " **** everything and everyone" attitude.

I swear Clementine should just go by herself, she's the most competent person out there.

Also **** Arvo, that ******* кучи син да му еба майката на тоя путьо, should have ******* killed him when I had the chance.

ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THE EPISODE THOUGH: That flashback with Lee, goddammit I almost burst into tears
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - herecomesjohnny (09/04/2014) [-]
i actually did tear up a bit with lee. It was too poignant, man.
#2825 to #2824 - herecomesjohnny (08/31/2014) [-]
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOUNG LADY
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOUNG LADY
#2826 to #2825 - danield (08/31/2014) [-]
You'll have to pull me out.

Skelly master race
#2811 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
You like TBFP?
#2829 to #2828 - notsoulmyr (09/01/2014) [-]
Uh ... uh ...
Well I got more work ...
User avatar #2821 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
hey man you finish walking dead?
#2822 to #2821 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
Oh right, I forgot.
Well I'm currently drawing a commission, but I'll get on those zombies as soon as i finish it
#2823 to #2822 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
alright, go get 'em champ.
User avatar #2812 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
now and then i watch a bit, yuhuh
#2813 to #2812 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I see.
I used to watch the **** out of their stuff.
Although now I'm not a big fan of all these new "BFP" videos with Woolie and Liam. I miss just Pat and Matt.
#2814 to #2813 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
i see, but eh i don't hate liam and woolie, they can be pretty fun

but yeah i used to watch them a lot too back in the day
#2815 to #2814 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't really dislike them, but they're not as good as Pat&Matt.

Back when there was only two of them, with no animated intro and the sing-along version of the intro
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
wel they still don't do animated intros that often i think. I think I started watching them at around season 2 of their machinima thing.
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I think the first video of theirs I saw was Duke Nukem Forever
#2818 to #2817 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
oh man you're making me reach far back into the past here. I think my first was LA NOIRE I FOUND THIS GUN!!!! IS IT YOURS!!?? or something
#2819 to #2818 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
Ah, good times.
User avatar #2807 - desacabose (08/27/2014) [-]
Damn son
Woolie's getting good
#2808 to #2807 - herecomesjohnny (08/27/2014) [-]
grandma swamp has her ways
#2802 - desacabose (08/26/2014) [-]
>Woolie
>Invasions
User avatar #2803 to #2802 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2014) [-]
have they gotten recognized by people yet?
User avatar #2804 to #2803 - desacabose (08/26/2014) [-]
How would they know
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2014) [-]
by a post on reddit/whatever going "hey guys look at this screenshot of me helping/fighting woolie!"
User avatar #2806 to #2805 - desacabose (08/26/2014) [-]
oh right
User avatar #2792 - desacabose (08/13/2014) [-]
Who chose to go to law school, you, or your parents
#2793 to #2792 - herecomesjohnny (08/14/2014) [-]
me, my dad wanted me to be a mexican wrestler and my mom wanted me to be robert redford   
   
you havin' second thoughts about law school, dude?
me, my dad wanted me to be a mexican wrestler and my mom wanted me to be robert redford

you havin' second thoughts about law school, dude?
#2801 to #2793 - notsoulmyr (08/21/2014) [-]
Man I've always wanted to know a luchador!
#2778 - desacabose (08/12/2014) [-]
>Oh god did you hear those rumors
>What rumors
>About the metal gears
>Oh **** yeah kojima making his mark, mark on hills
>God I hope that's not true, like, like, you know I mean, ha ha
>No Pat think about it, think about Metal Gear Solid 4
>oh oho hohoho
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
i, uh...paused the podcast and haven't gotten back to it, *********** are we talking about
User avatar #2780 to #2779 - desacabose (08/12/2014) [-]
New metal gear made by hideo kojima starring walking dead guy
This could mean two things
User avatar #2781 to #2780 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
fun fact, for revengeance 2 kojima had actually proposed gray fox against zombies
User avatar #2784 to #2782 - desacabose (08/12/2014) [-]
is actually gray
User avatar #2785 to #2784 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
you're gray
#2788 to #2787 - desacabose (08/13/2014) [-]
My friend got a Rasberry Blunt in amsterdam
Can you say the same
User avatar #2789 to #2788 - herecomesjohnny (08/13/2014) [-]
shouldn't have posted the pic of the comfy bed, man, now i wanna go sleep, it's 2:20
User avatar #2790 to #2789 - desacabose (08/13/2014) [-]
>Comfy bed
>Cat sleeps between you and roommate unless it's kicked out
#2770 to #2769 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2014) [-]
hey man screw you naruto is the bee's knees i got a ninja headband right here don't trigger me
User avatar #2771 to #2770 - danield (08/11/2014) [-]
Were you that kid who put his hands behind your back while running?

I'll get sarcasticrunner in this fray
#2772 to #2771 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2014) [-]
it's more aerodynamic okay?

but seriously though i don't naruto
User avatar #2774 to #2772 - sarcasticrunner (08/11/2014) [-]
If you don't naruto I'm not a dirty slut
User avatar #2775 to #2774 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
i rest my case
#2776 to #2775 - sarcasticrunner (08/12/2014) [-]
glad to be of assistance
#2761 to #2758 - herecomesjohnny (08/10/2014) [-]
she lost her way, man
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