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#1069642 - of course, because not every game studio is a AAA empire, and … 7 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1069640 - it's not necessarily about being a greedy monopoly man with a …  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1069641 - awesomedewd (7 hours ago) [-]
You make it sound like signing up with steam would have been a loss.
But if that really would be the case, there wouldn't be so many games sold...
User avatar #1069642 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
of course, because not every game studio is a AAA empire, and when you're a game studio, it's much better to sell yourself a game through a catalog even though they take 30-40% of what you make rather than being a sexual slave to a major publisher like EA or microsoft who would just use your studio to make the new blowjob simulator 2012.
#63 - i got a french mom, sure 7 hours ago on Giant fart machine 0
#1069637 - well i wasn't really comparing retail and digital distribution…  [+] (4 new replies) 7 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1069638 - awesomedewd (7 hours ago) [-]
I'd still go for steam.
Like I said, I'm not some kind of money-craving bastard.
User avatar #1069640 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
it's not necessarily about being a greedy monopoly man with a top hat. It's also maybe less games, less employees, less christmas bonuses, less paid leaves to employees, more downsizing, more blowjobs to jason holtman in his car.
User avatar #1069641 - awesomedewd (7 hours ago) [-]
You make it sound like signing up with steam would have been a loss.
But if that really would be the case, there wouldn't be so many games sold...
User avatar #1069642 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
of course, because not every game studio is a AAA empire, and when you're a game studio, it's much better to sell yourself a game through a catalog even though they take 30-40% of what you make rather than being a sexual slave to a major publisher like EA or microsoft who would just use your studio to make the new blowjob simulator 2012.
#61 - so you say french wouldn't notice about smelling bad because e…  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Giant fart machine 0
User avatar #62 - hentaisweetie (7 hours ago) [-]
Are you French or something? You seem to be taking this joke seriously.
User avatar #63 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
i got a french mom, sure
#1069633 - you make less games when you give 30-40% of what you make to someone.  [+] (6 new replies) 7 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1069635 - awesomedewd (7 hours ago) [-]
I bet I'm giving more than 40% of what I make if I sale stuff in retail.
So it's actually an improvement in the first step.
Sure, my own platform would probably be even better.

But shit, Ubisoft has it's own plattform, and still sells through steam. So there must be a good reason why they do so.
User avatar #1069637 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
well i wasn't really comparing retail and digital distribution, i was just comparing signing onto steam or selling yourself
User avatar #1069638 - awesomedewd (7 hours ago) [-]
I'd still go for steam.
Like I said, I'm not some kind of money-craving bastard.
User avatar #1069640 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
it's not necessarily about being a greedy monopoly man with a top hat. It's also maybe less games, less employees, less christmas bonuses, less paid leaves to employees, more downsizing, more blowjobs to jason holtman in his car.
User avatar #1069641 - awesomedewd (7 hours ago) [-]
You make it sound like signing up with steam would have been a loss.
But if that really would be the case, there wouldn't be so many games sold...
User avatar #1069642 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
of course, because not every game studio is a AAA empire, and when you're a game studio, it's much better to sell yourself a game through a catalog even though they take 30-40% of what you make rather than being a sexual slave to a major publisher like EA or microsoft who would just use your studio to make the new blowjob simulator 2012.
#1069631 - wait, you'd be actually nipping potential new workforce in the…  [+] (8 new replies) 7 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1069632 - awesomedewd (7 hours ago) [-]
Why create something new if there is something that already works?

We don't have to reinvent the wheel.

I'm not such a big capitalist-fag that I would need to increase my income everyway I can. As long as everything's running smoothly, why change it?

I'd rather make more games.
User avatar #1069633 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
you make less games when you give 30-40% of what you make to someone.
User avatar #1069635 - awesomedewd (7 hours ago) [-]
I bet I'm giving more than 40% of what I make if I sale stuff in retail.
So it's actually an improvement in the first step.
Sure, my own platform would probably be even better.

But shit, Ubisoft has it's own plattform, and still sells through steam. So there must be a good reason why they do so.
User avatar #1069637 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
well i wasn't really comparing retail and digital distribution, i was just comparing signing onto steam or selling yourself
User avatar #1069638 - awesomedewd (7 hours ago) [-]
I'd still go for steam.
Like I said, I'm not some kind of money-craving bastard.
User avatar #1069640 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
it's not necessarily about being a greedy monopoly man with a top hat. It's also maybe less games, less employees, less christmas bonuses, less paid leaves to employees, more downsizing, more blowjobs to jason holtman in his car.
User avatar #1069641 - awesomedewd (7 hours ago) [-]
You make it sound like signing up with steam would have been a loss.
But if that really would be the case, there wouldn't be so many games sold...
User avatar #1069642 - herecomesjohnny (7 hours ago) [-]
of course, because not every game studio is a AAA empire, and when you're a game studio, it's much better to sell yourself a game through a catalog even though they take 30-40% of what you make rather than being a sexual slave to a major publisher like EA or microsoft who would just use your studio to make the new blowjob simulator 2012.

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (55 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
#2867 - spookyscary (09/25/2014) [-]
BOOGA WOOGA BOO   
NO GOOD BONES FOR YOU
BOOGA WOOGA BOO
NO GOOD BONES FOR YOU
#2859 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh come on this is just ********
User avatar #2860 to #2859 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
i don't even use the phasing powerup past the phasing challenge level
#2861 to #2860 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Get your ******* MLG ass outta here, frenchie
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
do a pure shovel run!
User avatar #2863 to #2862 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
No thanks, I my keyboard intact
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
oh hey by the way, if you see a wandering boss called the baz, it's matt and pat that got him in there when kickstarting the game
#2865 to #2864 - notsoulmyr (09/18/2014) [-]
Oh, I was wondering why he looked so familiar.

Also there's a hall of fame for people who kickstarted the thing, but I didn't see either of them. I did see Egoraptor though
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - herecomesjohnny (09/18/2014) [-]
hm, i don't know, i did hear on their podcast they contributed to it and the baz got in there as thanks or something.
User avatar #2854 to #2853 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
I told you i would wait for you once you got out of jailbanland!
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - herecomesjohnny (09/14/2014) [-]
well **** 12 hours i ******* hope so
User avatar #2856 to #2855 - danield (09/14/2014) [-]
that's the equivalent of 5 years in real life
#2857 to #2856 - herecomesjohnny (09/14/2014) [-]
yeah time changes on the inside
yeah time changes on the inside
#2843 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
While everyone was waiting for the professor in class my friend's phone started ringing in my pocket
#2844 to #2843 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
woah man crazy i mean like holy 						****					 man
woah man crazy i mean like holy **** man
User avatar #2846 to #2844 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just read my mind so you know what happened in class
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
***** you don't just leave a voice message like that
#2847 to #2845 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
dun dun duuuunnnnn
dun dun duuuunnnnn
User avatar #2848 to #2847 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
>Stick phone in my coat pocket
>Wait for class to start
>Leave voice message
>Phone locked so can't stop the rock
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
can't turn off your phone in class?
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - desacabose ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
***** it's her phone
#2851 to #2850 - herecomesjohnny (09/10/2014) [-]
what a bedtime story mark
what a bedtime story mark
User avatar #2840 - danield (09/07/2014) [-]
tfw i did it
#2835 - desacabose ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Freud wanted to **** his mother and beat his friends to death
DO YOU GET IT YET JOHNNY
DO YA
User avatar #2837 to #2836 - desacabose ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
Dark Souls 2: Pat teaches kids psychology
User avatar #2838 to #2837 - desacabose ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
*sponsored by woolie falling in lava
#2831 - notsoulmyr (09/03/2014) [-]
What a weak ******* ending.
They should have stopped at the final choice.
Also I wanted to get away from Jane but didn't have enough time to decide to so I got stuck with her. **** her.
And **** this ending
#2832 to #2831 - herecomesjohnny (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah, we have the same. Though I consciously forgave her since that's what my Lee would have wanted me to do. Though I did feel good calling her a crazy bitch.
#2833 to #2832 - notsoulmyr (09/03/2014) [-]
I don't forgive her, **** her. I mean her getting Kenny killed just to proove a point is equally better, if not WORSE than Kenny's " **** everything and everyone" attitude.

I swear Clementine should just go by herself, she's the most competent person out there.

Also **** Arvo, that ******* кучи син да му еба майката на тоя путьо, should have ******* killed him when I had the chance.

ONE GOOD THING ABOUT THE EPISODE THOUGH: That flashback with Lee, goddammit I almost burst into tears
User avatar #2834 to #2833 - herecomesjohnny (09/04/2014) [-]
i actually did tear up a bit with lee. It was too poignant, man.
#2825 to #2824 - herecomesjohnny (08/31/2014) [-]
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOUNG LADY
GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOUNG LADY
#2826 to #2825 - danield (08/31/2014) [-]
You'll have to pull me out.

Skelly master race
#2811 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
You like TBFP?
#2829 to #2828 - notsoulmyr (09/01/2014) [-]
Uh ... uh ...
Well I got more work ...
User avatar #2821 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
hey man you finish walking dead?
#2822 to #2821 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
Oh right, I forgot.
Well I'm currently drawing a commission, but I'll get on those zombies as soon as i finish it
#2823 to #2822 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
alright, go get 'em champ.
User avatar #2812 to #2811 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
now and then i watch a bit, yuhuh
#2813 to #2812 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I see.
I used to watch the **** out of their stuff.
Although now I'm not a big fan of all these new "BFP" videos with Woolie and Liam. I miss just Pat and Matt.
#2814 to #2813 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
i see, but eh i don't hate liam and woolie, they can be pretty fun

but yeah i used to watch them a lot too back in the day
#2815 to #2814 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't really dislike them, but they're not as good as Pat&Matt.

Back when there was only two of them, with no animated intro and the sing-along version of the intro
User avatar #2816 to #2815 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
wel they still don't do animated intros that often i think. I think I started watching them at around season 2 of their machinima thing.
User avatar #2817 to #2816 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
I think the first video of theirs I saw was Duke Nukem Forever
#2818 to #2817 - herecomesjohnny (08/30/2014) [-]
oh man you're making me reach far back into the past here. I think my first was LA NOIRE I FOUND THIS GUN!!!! IS IT YOURS!!?? or something
#2819 to #2818 - notsoulmyr (08/30/2014) [-]
Ah, good times.
User avatar #2807 - desacabose ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Damn son
Woolie's getting good
#2808 to #2807 - herecomesjohnny (08/27/2014) [-]
grandma swamp has her ways
#2802 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
>Woolie
>Invasions
User avatar #2803 to #2802 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2014) [-]
have they gotten recognized by people yet?
User avatar #2804 to #2803 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
How would they know
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - herecomesjohnny (08/26/2014) [-]
by a post on reddit/whatever going "hey guys look at this screenshot of me helping/fighting woolie!"
User avatar #2806 to #2805 - desacabose ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
oh right
User avatar #2792 - desacabose ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
Who chose to go to law school, you, or your parents
#2793 to #2792 - herecomesjohnny (08/14/2014) [-]
me, my dad wanted me to be a mexican wrestler and my mom wanted me to be robert redford   
   
you havin' second thoughts about law school, dude?
me, my dad wanted me to be a mexican wrestler and my mom wanted me to be robert redford

you havin' second thoughts about law school, dude?
#2801 to #2793 - notsoulmyr (08/21/2014) [-]
Man I've always wanted to know a luchador!
User avatar #2794 to #2793 - desacabose ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
no
#2778 - desacabose ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
>Oh god did you hear those rumors
>What rumors
>About the metal gears
>Oh **** yeah kojima making his mark, mark on hills
>God I hope that's not true, like, like, you know I mean, ha ha
>No Pat think about it, think about Metal Gear Solid 4
>oh oho hohoho
User avatar #2779 to #2778 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
i, uh...paused the podcast and haven't gotten back to it, *********** are we talking about
User avatar #2780 to #2779 - desacabose ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
New metal gear made by hideo kojima starring walking dead guy
This could mean two things
User avatar #2781 to #2780 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
fun fact, for revengeance 2 kojima had actually proposed gray fox against zombies
User avatar #2784 to #2782 - desacabose ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
is actually gray
User avatar #2785 to #2784 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
you're gray
#2788 to #2787 - desacabose ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
My friend got a Rasberry Blunt in amsterdam
Can you say the same
User avatar #2789 to #2788 - herecomesjohnny (08/13/2014) [-]
shouldn't have posted the pic of the comfy bed, man, now i wanna go sleep, it's 2:20
User avatar #2790 to #2789 - desacabose ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
>Comfy bed
>Cat sleeps between you and roommate unless it's kicked out
#2770 to #2769 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2014) [-]
hey man screw you naruto is the bee's knees i got a ninja headband right here don't trigger me
User avatar #2771 to #2770 - danield (08/11/2014) [-]
Were you that kid who put his hands behind your back while running?

I'll get sarcasticrunner in this fray
#2772 to #2771 - herecomesjohnny (08/11/2014) [-]
it's more aerodynamic okay?

but seriously though i don't naruto
User avatar #2774 to #2772 - sarcasticrunner (08/11/2014) [-]
If you don't naruto I'm not a dirty slut
User avatar #2775 to #2774 - herecomesjohnny (08/12/2014) [-]
i rest my case
#2776 to #2775 - sarcasticrunner (08/12/2014) [-]
glad to be of assistance
#2761 to #2758 - herecomesjohnny (08/10/2014) [-]
she lost her way, man
#2725 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
hey notsoulmyr, i'm going to get started on the /anime/ wiki banner. People got to choose for an anime character to be in there, kinda like the Sol board with the dangos. As oldfag you pretty much get to put a mascot or anime dude in there, wanna?
hey notsoulmyr, i'm going to get started on the /anime/ wiki banner. People got to choose for an anime character to be in there, kinda like the Sol board with the dangos. As oldfag you pretty much get to put a mascot or anime dude in there, wanna?
User avatar #2726 to #2725 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
You mean like an avatar or something?
User avatar #2743 to #2726 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
by the way, think i did a good job?
User avatar #2744 to #2743 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
On what?
User avatar #2745 to #2744 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
well i was asking about the /anime/ wiki banner but now that i think about it i'm more interested in your opinion of the paprika wallpaper i did today in the sticky
User avatar #2746 to #2745 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Wait where's this wiki banner thing?
User avatar #2747 to #2746 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
/anime/ board sticky
User avatar #2748 to #2747 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
It's not bad, although I don't have a page on the wiki so I am not pleased
#2750 to #2748 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
i woulda done one behind your back but apparently you need an account to do **** .I can't even upload pics.
User avatar #2751 to #2750 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Ah well, not like anyone really goes to this wiki
#2752 to #2751 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
probably not, but hey i like shopping 						****					 and i enjoyed making the banner. Anyway, gnight
probably not, but hey i like shopping **** and i enjoyed making the banner. Anyway, gnight
User avatar #2727 to #2726 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
or whatever.
User avatar #2728 to #2727 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Uhm ... okay, I guess
User avatar #2729 to #2728 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
well give me a pic if you want one in there.
#2730 to #2729 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Well **** , now I don't really know who I should pick
User avatar #2731 to #2730 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
eh, take your time, i'm eating and not gonna be done till later tonight
User avatar #2732 to #2731 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Do I need anything in particular or will anything suffice?
User avatar #2733 to #2732 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
as long as it doesn't have half a head or an arm cut off, ya know? transparent or white background, whatevs
User avatar #2734 to #2733 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Any suggestions on the character? Who do you associate me with?
User avatar #2735 to #2734 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
i don't know, you change often like me. Jotaro? sayonara zetsubou girls? you're the kamina on the sol board dangos, right?
User avatar #2736 to #2735 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
I was the Kamina but now I haven't used him in ages.
Man this is too much thinking work for me
#2737 to #2736 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
yeah, i'm not even putting a character at all. I thought maybe yamada but i haven't used her in a while
yeah, i'm not even putting a character at all. I thought maybe yamada but i haven't used her in a while
#2738 to #2737 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
Eh I guess I won't have a character as well then.
I mean 1) I don't even go there anymore and 2) It makes me look mysterious and cool and ****
#2739 to #2738 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
we're the invisibuddies
that sounds emo as ****
#2740 to #2739 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
We're more than that.
We're soulmates
Pfffffffhehehehehe
#2741 to #2740 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
you've known this pun for a while i bet
#2742 to #2741 - notsoulmyr (08/09/2014) [-]
It never gets old for me
#2712 to #2711 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
if i'm your onii-san but i actually want to call you sempai, does that mean you're my imouto but onii-san at the same time? we gotta get a mathematician-black hole physicist in here
#2714 to #2713 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
it's science, trust me on this
it's science, trust me on this
#2715 to #2714 - danield (08/09/2014) [-]
idk mayne, ask the anime board
User avatar #2716 to #2715 - herecomesjohnny (08/09/2014) [-]
nah, too much dangerous knowledge in this thread.
#2709 to #2708 - herecomesjohnny (08/07/2014) [-]
shut up right now
shut up right now
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