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#11 - England vs Germany in 1v1? Hitler would be still using the Que…  [+] (8 new replies) 13 hours ago on Work Makes You Free +5
#28 - hongkonglongdong (2 hours ago) [-]
...First world war? No, probably not. Britain maintained a huge empire and an industry to match, and had the ability to defend its shores with impunity thanks to its navy (which also blockaded Germany to great effect in the war, as well as the second one). Germany arguably was in a better position at the start of the war, but just like in the second one, they didn't have the long-term production to keep up with it (not least thanks to the blockades I mentioned).

Second world war? Yes, definitely (considering the whole blitzkrieg thing and how France lost in such a short order). But it wasn't 1 v 1, and by the time Hitler could attack Britain..he couldn't.
User avatar #29 - nykiron (1 hour ago) [-]
where do you get your infos about ww1?

britain fucked up the german havy hard but their subs actually threatend the brits to almost surrender because they kept destroying more convoys as britain could ever rebuild wich just turned as usa entert the war
#30 - hongkonglongdong (1 hour ago) [-]
Germany during the war was always hit a lot harder than Britain ever was, due to requiring a lot more materials (for example agricultural) to be imported than Britain, and due to the relative ease with which the British navy could actually operate around the world. Check en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blockade_of_Germany out.

Sure, U-boats were a problem, but they were nullified after the introduction of the convoy system (which completely removed them as a threat).
User avatar #32 - nykiron (1 hour ago) [-]
are you btw any more interisted about ww1 and other history stuff? I got a great dude that you then should check out then (especially his WW1 cast) www.dancarlin.com/
#33 - hongkonglongdong (1 hour ago) [-]
Actually I'm relatively uninterested in stuff after 1648 as a rule, just 'cause then it gets too similar to the modern day for my tastes. Still know about it (you have to) but I don't really read up on it for entertainment purposes.

However, I have listened to his Genghis Khan and Germanic stuff. It was okay for a decent overview, had a lot less myths/bullshit that you'd normally get (although it did still definitely have some). Definitely someone I'd recommend to people getting into historical stuff- way better than any of the shit you get on the "history" channel. Or those history-butchering Extra Credits bastards.
User avatar #34 - nykiron (1 hour ago) [-]
1648? that an interisting and very specific date why 1648?
I really liked his stuff also because as an non english speaker I still unterstood 95% of what he talks about
#36 - hongkonglongdong (1 hour ago) [-]
1648 is when the (insanely grimdark, and only preindustrial war in Europe that came close to matching the shitfest wars that China had) 30 years war ended and the Treaty of Westphalia was signed. It's kind of arbitrary, but what it represents is the shifting of emphasis in warfare from the pike and related to the gun and related. Before you had shit like the tercios which relied on their pikemen and close-combat soldiers (pic related)- after you had Gustav Adolph's wide columns of men shooting at each other. It's also close to when the agricultural (and then industrial) revolutions occurred, which changed things a ridiculous amount (in my opinion far, far more than any other event, period or person in the history of humanity).

It's just personal taste- I've never found stuff after that general time period interesting.
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#1606 - kill me, mecha week is boring as **** . Also y…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on desacabose's profile 0
User avatar #1607 - desacabose (03/27/2015) [-]
We need Madworld to save us from this
#115 - college, the spanish girl. Well, college really amped up, don'… 03/27/2015 on danihel's profile 0
#8 - there should be some sort of convention of human rights for am… 03/27/2015 on US vs EU -2
#21 - 6000 thread last night on /tv/, get ****** cuck  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on "Gibe Attention Pls"... +8
User avatar #55 - thermometer (21 hours ago) [-]
why did something important happen on television
#104 - appendicitis (18 hours ago) [-]
Baneposting transcended reality
#20 - moot has always said since the very start 4chan wasn't a hub o… 03/27/2015 on "Gibe Attention Pls"... 0
#61 - or a "bad pc port" thing 03/27/2015 on Lagency 0
#29 - one of my favorite weapons in hotline miami. It's green too, even. 03/27/2015 on Worlds Smallest Drill 0
#112 - hey be nice.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2015 on danihel's profile 0
User avatar #114 - danihel (03/27/2015) [-]
where have you been?
User avatar #115 - herecomesjohnny (03/27/2015) [-]
college, the spanish girl. Well, college really amped up, don't blame me nigger damn
#111 - was making a 6000 reply thread part of your plan?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/27/2015 on danihel's profile 0
User avatar #113 - danihel (03/27/2015) [-]
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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (58 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3119 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
Now is the time to get your hopes up for bloodborne
User avatar #3120 to #3119 - herecomesjohnny (03/18/2015) [-]
eh, i'm more waiting for the mortal kombat x vids, or kojima hills.
User avatar #3121 to #3120 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
What about The Phantom Pain
User avatar #3122 to #3121 - herecomesjohnny (03/18/2015) [-]
i told you again and again i only ever played the gbc metal gear, i'm 100% eh on that
now, i don't want to sound like a huge vagina but life is strange is pretty good and looking forward to the rest
User avatar #3123 to #3122 - desacabose ONLINE (03/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #3124 to #3123 - herecomesjohnny (03/18/2015) [-]
HAH i still get anons after all this time.
User avatar #3108 to #3106 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
******* james sunderland on the podcast, you catch that?
User avatar #3110 to #3108 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
also no
User avatar #3112 to #3110 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
then watch that, the voice actor did an interview with them, good stuff
User avatar #3113 to #3112 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
but where
User avatar #3114 to #3113 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
friendcast of last week, dude.
User avatar #3115 to #3114 - desacabose ONLINE (03/04/2015) [-]
Did Pat get a boner that pierced the heavens
User avatar #3118 to #3115 - herecomesjohnny (03/05/2015) [-]
he actually contained himself pretty good
User avatar #3111 to #3109 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
always so cryptic
User avatar #3101 to #3100 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
ungrateful ape gee already pink?
#3102 to #3101 - danihel (03/03/2015) [-]
i dont understand what it means to be pink
User avatar #3103 to #3102 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
isn't it something to do with thumbs? low thumbs or something?
#3099 to #3096 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
HOLY **** YES THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU
User avatar #3105 to #3099 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Oh you're alive.
User avatar #3107 to #3105 - herecomesjohnny (03/04/2015) [-]
yeah, alive but busy for quite a while. I check in now and then. Anime board's gone to **** though.
User avatar #3116 to #3107 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
Yeah it's been pretty bad this past week or two.
User avatar #3117 to #3116 - yeorgh ONLINE (03/05/2015) [-]
But hey, more Chimoguri.
User avatar #3098 to #3096 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
OH MY GOD WHAT? What is this!?
User avatar #3097 to #3095 - herecomesjohnny (03/03/2015) [-]
you know madworld? i had never heard of it
User avatar #3104 to #3097 - desacabose ONLINE (03/03/2015) [-]
Listen here french fry
MadWorld is one of the best games on the wii
#3089 - desacabose ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Aw 			****		 			******		 feelythefeel the life is strange playthrough
Aw **** ****** feelythefeel the life is strange playthrough
User avatar #3094 to #3089 - herecomesjohnny (03/01/2015) [-]
game itself is pretty fun actually
User avatar #3093 to #3089 - herecomesjohnny (02/25/2015) [-]
I was going to buy it but this is gonna be fun man
User avatar #3091 to #3090 - desacabose ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
>Best friends playing Life is Strange
User avatar #3092 to #3091 - feelythefeel (02/24/2015) [-]
Never heard of it.
#3086 - desacabose ONLINE (02/21/2015) [-]
Matt is playing game of thrones like all the playable characters are Kenny
Matt is playing game of thrones like all the playable characters are Kenny
User avatar #3087 to #3086 - herecomesjohnny (02/23/2015) [-]
********** ~~~~~ I haven't played the episode yet
User avatar #3088 to #3087 - desacabose ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Get Angry 2: Matt Attack starring Nicolas Cage
#3080 - desacabose ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
>Matt   
>GoT   
>Letter
>Matt
>GoT
>Letter
User avatar #3084 to #3080 - herecomesjohnny (02/19/2015) [-]
no, man, I'm not watching this yet, I gotta play episode 2 before myself
User avatar #3085 to #3084 - desacabose ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
(B)Spit in Joffery's face.
(Y)...
"Matt don't press B"
"Woolie I'm gonna press B"
#3081 to #3080 - desacabose ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
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#3082 to #3081 - desacabose ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
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#3083 to #3082 - desacabose ONLINE (02/18/2015) [-]
"Hey Matt if you want your character to live press any button other than B"   
>B   
"Let me repe-"   
>B   
>B   
>B   
>B
"Hey Matt if you want your character to live press any button other than B"
>B
"Let me repe-"
>B
>B
>B
>B
User avatar #3069 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
God damn it Pat I knew it
User avatar #3070 to #3069 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
gonna watch it in a while. Also, Darkest Dungeon looks ******* amazing.
#3065 - desacabose ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ have you watched the new Law and Order about gamer gate
****** reefer madness levels of propaganda
#3071 to #3065 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
okay, first off, I'm already in law school, why would I watch law & order?
Second off, why would I watch anything to do with gamergate?
User avatar #3074 to #3071 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Because it's almost as funny as reefer madness
User avatar #3075 to #3074 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
I gotta admit, bought Darkest Dungeon after those vids
User avatar #3078 to #3075 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
I think you gotta admit you bought a Wii U after the wonderful 101 vid
User avatar #3060 - desacabose ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
Place your bets on the ending
User avatar #3061 to #3060 - herecomesjohnny (02/12/2015) [-]
Dude, we talked about this, I never played silent hill 2, let me wallow in the magic of discovery
User avatar #3062 to #3061 - desacabose ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
picture giinthir posted of woolie in Gurren Lagann glasses.jpg
User avatar #3073 to #3072 - desacabose ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #3076 to #3073 - herecomesjohnny (02/15/2015) [-]
***** that's my screencap
#3063 to #3062 - giinthir (02/12/2015) [-]
Guess again
Guess again
User avatar #3064 to #3063 - desacabose ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I guess I need to smoke more crack
#3066 to #3064 - giinthir (02/12/2015) [-]
You got that right.
User avatar #3067 to #3066 - desacabose ONLINE (02/12/2015) [-]
I'm in too deep
#3068 to #3067 - giinthir (02/12/2015) [-]
No such thing.
User avatar #3058 - desacabose ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
Pat's pushing super hard for Leave
User avatar #3059 to #3058 - herecomesjohnny (02/09/2015) [-]
mfw no dog
#3055 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
I don't know what the **** I'm watching, but all I know is I want more of it
User avatar #3056 to #3055 - herecomesjohnny (02/02/2015) [-]
isn't it delightful?
#3057 to #3056 - notsoulmyr ONLINE (02/02/2015) [-]
That it is
That it is
#3052 - anonymous (01/26/2015) [-]
Jesus christ there are 93 anons on your profile
User avatar #3053 to #3052 - herecomesjohnny (01/28/2015) [-]
it's for the wallpapers
User avatar #3051 to #3050 - herecomesjohnny (01/11/2015) [-]
With all these exams, I'm pretty much gonna just watch this and save mario for later.
User avatar #3049 - desacabose ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Why are most Japanese game developers so awesome
Almost all western act really boring.

except for David Jaffe, goddamn David Jaffe
#3048 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Hello
Hello
User avatar #3043 to #3042 - herecomesjohnny (12/29/2014) [-]
>pat
>hitting his target
User avatar #3044 to #3043 - desacabose ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
now sannukas knows I'm a scrub
User avatar #3045 to #3044 - herecomesjohnny (12/30/2014) [-]
no clue what you're on about
User avatar #3037 - desacabose ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
goddammit woolie what are you doing
User avatar #3036 - desacabose ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Christ woolie just went full retard and hit the woodsman in the face with glass
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