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#1131862 - link's awakening 12/23/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#4 - more like ayy lmao 12/23/2014 on US ARMY 0
#12 - I though poutine was a quĂ©bec dish and Canadians were trying …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Canada, fuck yeah! -3
User avatar #21 - subaqueousreach (12/23/2014) [-]
Most Canadians dislike Quebec only because it's determined to be it's own nation separate from the rest of us and Quebecers look down on the rest of Canada as some lower form of life.
#17 - miwauturu (12/23/2014) [-]
It's the other way around, Quebec wants to be its own country and is trying to separate itself from the rest of Canada.
#35 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
can confirm.
#34 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Quebec separatist movement tried to separate Quebec from the rest of Canada twice...and they failed twice. I'd say that Quebec doesn't actually want separation. Hell, I'd say Quebec actually likes Canada despite some differences. And that's even more true nowadays, in my opinion.
#32 - kacem (12/23/2014) [-]
yeah but quebec don't claim to have invented things canada invented
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#16 - A few of these I don't get. The prince and princess at the bar…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2014 on bumming me out man +1
User avatar #68 - tealcanaan (12/23/2014) [-]
Because in reality Hawaiians are just as bad with drugs and poverty as the the native Americans in the U.S., it's just shined over more for the tourists there.
User avatar #57 - pokemonstheshiz (12/23/2014) [-]
That's Sleeping Beauty, not Cinderella. I'm assuming it's supposed to be like she'll fall asleep because of the roofies or something.

Outside of the more touristy areas and the military bases, Hawaii has a huge crime/poverty problem (those things come hand in hand). Not to mention racism, but that's irrelevant here. It also might be the stuff in the movie where Nani kept loosing her job or whatever, so they could wind up homeless I guess?
User avatar #39 - Sethorein (12/23/2014) [-]
maybe secretly hawaiins are in constant poverty?
#10 - you can buy that scarf in a cheap store anywhere 12/23/2014 on k 0
#7 - Comment deleted 12/23/2014 on this is some serious bull... 0
#6 - There's far worse stuff going on in the NY subway than manspreading. 12/23/2014 on this is some serious bull... 0
#33 - thanks a bunch 12/23/2014 on Fucking Star Wars art 0
#142 - I've been living in France for 4 years and it seems like a myt… 12/23/2014 on Very True +1
#1093874 - the first half is so better. It was like the Little Prince of … 12/22/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0

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#1901 - herecomesjohnny (06/01/2014) [+] (55 replies)
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haibane renmei wallpaper 1
User avatar #3037 - desacabose ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
goddammit woolie what are you doing
User avatar #3036 - desacabose ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
Christ woolie just went full retard and hit the woodsman in the face with glass
#3035 - desacabose ONLINE (13 hours ago) [-]
Woolie, Pat, Liam, and Matt all want you to know that if you don't have a Wii U you're a ********
#3030 - danield (12/18/2014) [-]
whats your favorite meme?
User avatar #3032 to #3031 - danield (12/18/2014) [-]
n-no bane posting allowed!
#3033 to #3032 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
I told them nothing!
#3026 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
>Woolie tries fight again   
>Screen goes black   
>You died
>Woolie tries fight again
>Screen goes black
>You died
#3027 to #3026 - herecomesjohnny (12/17/2014) [-]
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
this isi it isn't it, I've become a twitter
User avatar #3028 to #3027 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Yes
#3025 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
The knights bugged out and won't help him fight   
The speed of this hype loss
The knights bugged out and won't help him fight
The speed of this hype loss
User avatar #3024 - desacabose ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
Holy Christ Woolie can't handle his hype for the Ivory King
Or telling Pat he could learn who the maiden in black is if they did an LP of it
User avatar #3017 - yusay (12/14/2014) [-]
I remember you said that you were waiting for the current arc in Liar Game to be over before you read through it all, and I wanted to give you a heads up that it looks like next chapter is going to be the last one of this game if it isn't dragged out. Although the author is obviously setting it up for a big final arc about the LGT Office that's about to start.
User avatar #3018 to #3017 - herecomesjohnny (12/14/2014) [-]
Alright, cheers
User avatar #3015 - drooms (12/13/2014) [-]
Have you gotten a chance to play Binding of Isaac Rebirth yet?
#3016 to #3015 - herecomesjohnny (12/13/2014) [-]
about 39 hours and counting
#3020 to #3016 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
I defeated Satan on my second run lol
User avatar #3019 to #3016 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
Holy crap how far have you got?
User avatar #3021 to #3019 - herecomesjohnny (12/15/2014) [-]
Well I got the photograph and I'm just fiddling around these days, trying my hand at hard mode

****** fun, eh? definitely a whole step up from the old one
User avatar #3022 to #3021 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
Indeed but I somehow find it a lot easier
Satan is down twice now and I haven't even neaten moms heart enough times to automatically proceed
User avatar #3023 to #3022 - drooms (12/15/2014) [-]
beaten*
User avatar #3029 to #3023 - herecomesjohnny (12/18/2014) [-]
i beat the blue baby twice already, it's all so hype
User avatar #3034 to #3029 - drooms (12/19/2014) [-]
nerd
#3007 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Since you're not watching DS2 let me sum up the playthrough so far   
>I should play a faith user   
>Hey Pat how bout a Dark Souls 1 Lets Play   
>						****					 got nerfed lets use a greatsword and shield   
>Demon's Souls though Pat   
>Woolie drop your shield to regen stamina    
>I'm really feeling the other two games Pat   
>Okay woolie now drop your shield on the ground, forever, and two hand    
>For real though Pat Dark Souls and Demon's    
>Hey woolie let's jerk each other off about how good the DLC is   
>Pat how about I play the other games for lets play   
>Maybe
Since you're not watching DS2 let me sum up the playthrough so far
>I should play a faith user
>Hey Pat how bout a Dark Souls 1 Lets Play
> **** got nerfed lets use a greatsword and shield
>Demon's Souls though Pat
>Woolie drop your shield to regen stamina
>I'm really feeling the other two games Pat
>Okay woolie now drop your shield on the ground, forever, and two hand
>For real though Pat Dark Souls and Demon's
>Hey woolie let's jerk each other off about how good the DLC is
>Pat how about I play the other games for lets play
>Maybe
User avatar #3008 to #3007 - herecomesjohnny (12/10/2014) [-]
76 videos of this eh?
User avatar #3010 to #3008 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Seriously mang, woolie's really pushing LPs of the older games
User avatar #3011 to #3010 - herecomesjohnny (12/10/2014) [-]
I'd watch a demon souls LP, but eh we're going to get Bloodbourne aren't we.
User avatar #3014 to #3011 - desacabose ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
Also Pat kills Woolie everytime an opportunity presents itself
User avatar #3012 to #3011 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
It's something
User avatar #3009 to #3008 - desacabose ONLINE (12/10/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #3001 to #3000 - herecomesjohnny (12/09/2014) [-]
nah girl I play thief
give me your money
User avatar #3003 to #3001 - danield (12/09/2014) [-]
oh yeah 3000 post hooray!
User avatar #3004 to #3003 - herecomesjohnny (12/09/2014) [-]
time to bust out the champagne i've been keeping in the fridge!
User avatar #3005 to #3004 - danield (12/09/2014) [-]
you mispelled apple juice bruh
User avatar #2988 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
No Man's Sky gave me a ultra huge math equation graph boner that pierced the heavens.
If this game is **** I think I'll take to drinking.
User avatar #2990 to #2989 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
yeah so you watched the vga's with the bestfriends too hah
User avatar #2992 to #2990 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
You can see them dying on the inside when GOTY was announced
User avatar #2993 to #2992 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
pat was ******* weird man, guy was agitated like **** , looked like it got on liam's nerves. Also **** it, I'm happy for bioware.
User avatar #2996 to #2993 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
No Man's Sky and Zelda 2015 confirmed GOTY 2015
User avatar #2997 to #2996 - herecomesjohnny (12/08/2014) [-]
dude, i hate to **** on hype but Zelda could turn out to be a load of nothing
#2999 to #2997 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2998 to #2997 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2995 to #2993 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Or the thing with Matt
User avatar #2994 to #2993 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
Energy drink withdrawal
User avatar #2991 to #2990 - desacabose ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
I watched it yesterday but they recreated my hype boner
#2985 to #2984 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
okay man I saw it, yes, geez
okay man I saw it, yes, geez
#2986 to #2985 - danield (12/05/2014) [-]
watch it more
User avatar #2987 to #2986 - herecomesjohnny (12/05/2014) [-]
putting it in my wallet
User avatar #2976 - desacabose ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Woolie:Hey Pat. We should do a let's play of Dark Souls and Demon's Souls
Pat:Maybe



This is 30% of their conversations
#2977 to #2976 - herecomesjohnny (12/02/2014) [-]
it can't get staler than the pokemon LP (no matter how much I dug it)
it can't get staler than the pokemon LP (no matter how much I dug it)
User avatar #2978 to #2977 - desacabose ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
I think I need it to happen
#2974 - desacabose ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - herecomesjohnny (12/01/2014) [-]
that's just woolie crawling back into the woolie hole, it's fiiiiiine
User avatar #2971 to #2970 - herecomesjohnny (12/01/2014) [-]
didn't even get a notification for that stuff
User avatar #2972 to #2971 - danield (12/01/2014) [-]
so are you a banepost kind of guy?
#2953 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Bonjour Jhonny, mon french friend.
User avatar #2979 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny (12/03/2014) [-]
soul, new AC/DC album, it's pretty good, give it a go
#2980 to #2979 - notsoulmyr (12/03/2014) [-]
Uh ... well I've never been a big fan of AC/DC but okay
#2981 to #2980 - herecomesjohnny (12/03/2014) [-]
oh, nevermind then, I must confuse with someone else who liked them, weird.
oh, nevermind then, I must confuse with someone else who liked them, weird.
#2983 to #2981 - notsoulmyr (12/03/2014) [-]
Right, well, carry on then
#2954 to #2953 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
Duuuuuuuude, how's it been
#2955 to #2954 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
< Like this picture.
University is not fun
I have no friends here. People like memes and some of them watch PewDiePie in the cafeteria.
Also I do next to no drawing, even though I signed up for Graphic Design. Seriously I have more of everything else BUT the thing I want.
Also it's cold.
How are things in ... uh ... How are things with you?
#2956 to #2955 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
my big brother graduated in graphic design last year, he has a lot of pretty pictures of chairs and toothbrushes. Apparently it leads to video games, too, so he's hyped. Hang in there man, you'll draw yet.

me I'm in 3rd year law school now, and I'm just exhausted all the time. Weekends are basically for sleep. But eh it's pretty much all dandy except seeing some friends drop out, and not grabbing ass.

So you living alone and **** or what
#2957 to #2956 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Yeah I'm hoping for the same, actually.

nobody is grabbing ass Johnny m'boy

Not yet, I was thinking after I get my bachelors or if I get a decent job in the meantime. Who knows. The night is young and I still don't know how to iron clothes.
User avatar #2958 to #2957 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
**** , ironing clothes is a luxury, I can't even fit an ironing table in my studio. But chill man the first few months of college are always a headache
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
It's university for me, although I'm not sure if that's just our name for it or if there is an actual difference.
User avatar #2960 to #2959 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
I just use it to say "big kids school", americans and english already have different notions and it's a drag to keep up with all that
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Man I miss being in the kiddie school. I could touch girl butts all I wanted. Now when I do it it's sexual harrasment
#2962 to #2961 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
tell them it was to examine the ergonomy, or some graphic design stuff
User avatar #2963 to #2962 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
"Excuse me ma'am, I need to check your skirt for penis, it's a matter of national security!"
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
speaking of design, at one point the city of paris paid an american artist to make a modern christmas tree and the guy legit just made a huge butt plug, it stayed there for a few days, too.
User avatar #2965 to #2964 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
U S A! U S A!
User avatar #2966 to #2965 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
anyway, it's almost midnight and i'm going to sleep, gnight soul
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - notsoulmyr (11/23/2014) [-]
Adieu, Jhohny my boy
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - herecomesjohnny (11/23/2014) [-]
vive la révolutionhonhonhonhon
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