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Date Signed Up:6/23/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Australia
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#10 - aw man i enjoyed that 01/09/2016 on she really likes the music 0
#6 - It's fun to imagine the cat is doing it independently 01/09/2016 on Piano game kitty~ 0
#24 - damn hancockblock 01/09/2016 on Ruuude +2
#21 - If you legally change your name, is the new name registered in…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on one death note +31
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#120 - oneupforme (01/10/2016) [-]
What if you were born in the wild and given no name?
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#118 - severepwner (01/09/2016) [-]
The name you are originally given at birth, usually by your parents of course. Shinigami eyes can see your "true" name, regardless of how you changed it. Name changes are seen as alias or nicknames to Shinigami.
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#88 - badgoodass (01/09/2016) [-]
asking the real questions here
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#116 - nickelakon (01/09/2016) [-]
Its not likw deathnote actually went in depth about the abilities of the death note and its history.
An anime based entirely around it would be much more interesting then the actual show was whether or not it would be entertaining is absolutely questionable though.
#42 - ******* instant speech bubbles 01/09/2016 on Star Wars vs Aliens 0
#27 - This is terrific, but that ******* comic sans  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Star Wars vs Aliens 0
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#41 - thechosentroll (01/09/2016) [-]
I mean, it IS a comic.
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#42 - hellomynameisbill (01/09/2016) [-]
fucking instant speech bubbles
#22 - because sexual violence is very personal 01/09/2016 on damn Padme... +1
#4 - You do realise this is one of the highest acclaimed graphic no…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on "Mad Love" +1
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#6 - angelious (01/08/2016) [-]
a lot of comic book fans hate it simply because it has frank millers name on it...


honestly. its great....frank even managed to pull of less than dicktastic superman...something that he has not been able to repeat afterwards....
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#5 - foodyquest (01/08/2016) [-]
Its called an opinion. Whats critacally accalaimed isnt going to please eveyone. I personaly did not enjoy this perticular story.
#3 - damn those look nice 01/08/2016 on vintage oriental hair... 0
#9 - That is Hirohiko Araki Writer of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on dolphin sex +20
#23 - funpunk (01/08/2016) [-]
That... explains a lot, actually.
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Eyes +10
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#7 - Picture 01/08/2016 on Eyes +6
#22 - The death of a ******* HERO 01/08/2016 on occupation +40
#25 - Blasters are only useless against trained jedi who have the sk… 01/08/2016 on We did it! Tr8-T0r +1
#43 - #idontdeservelove 01/08/2016 on get ready to rage 2016 0
#20 - >Anakin Solo That's like naming your child Adolf.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/08/2016 on history +35
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#64 - alarubra (01/08/2016) [-]
Or Joseph.
#50 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker where thought of as two different people after the rise of the Empire.
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#49 - bionicpanda (01/08/2016) [-]
Anakin and Darth Vader were 2 different people tho
#52 - shaturnex (01/08/2016) [-]
that's cool and all for the Jedis and Siths but for the average Joe is the same crazy motherfucker who killed his teammates and a school full of children.
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#56 - gigaidan (01/08/2016) [-]
Well, not really. I don't think many rebels knew about Vader's real name. If they did, they wouldn't have let Luke join them so easily. Kinda like almost no one in the HP Universe knew that Voldemort's real name was Tom Riddle. And even after the war, I don't think the Skywalkers went happily telling everyone that "yeah, Vader was my father". Most likely they decided to forget Vader as such and just talk about Anakin.

Still, her father or not, I think Leia was too quick to forgive the guy who very happily tortured her, and blew up her planet....
#44 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (01/08/2016) [-]
Sheeve Solo
#14 - Sexy psychology 01/08/2016 on Arrow cave +6
#5 - why would you think it was a threat? also, her hand is on … 01/07/2016 on *Spoiler Warning* He lost... 0
#3 - nah this is pretty much how it goes 01/07/2016 on Something is not quite right +3
#4 - i too request an explanation  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2016 on we bleed green 0
#6 - dareus (01/06/2016) [-]
Source is in the descriptions, but to make it even clearer, i did all the footwork for you guys. You're welcome, I accept sexual favours as payment.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV3FcM2_6aU
#5 - stapel (01/06/2016) [-]
from what i can gather, that is Kyle Ranyer, green lantern, he has "died" or has been declared dead and captured by the Omega Men who seek to use him to free their system? from the Viceroy,
oh he also has a bomb in his neck that was implanted by the local medic bot thing
and for whatever reason he says his catholic prayers in spanish,
this appears to be an else world story

commissarcrunch kenshirokisame
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#10 - commissarcrunch (01/07/2016) [-]
weird.
#9 - Kkrelk (01/06/2016) [-]
Actually It's canon.
#7 - dareus (01/06/2016) [-]
Yes. Full comic in my previous comment above if you would like to read it.
#1 - and she's just as hot  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on "You know it" +27
#24 - veryfahnyjokes (01/06/2016) [-]
Yeah, that "can I talk to the manager?" haircut gets me rock hard
#14 - Absolutely magical thank you disney 01/06/2016 on When you gotta be a man +6
#16 - THE Z6 RIOT CONTROL BATON 01/05/2016 on Defense Against Lightsabers +13
#16 - You have absolutely no chill but at the same time you'… 01/05/2016 on what a time +5
#27 - "especially arrows" Unless it was the incre…  [+] (15 new replies) 01/05/2016 on Medieval +9
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#203 - meganinja (01/05/2016) [-]
Slip through the holes?

An arrow head wouldn't even fit through one of the holes at a perfect angle, before taking into account that the holes overlap. What's more likely to happen is that it's going to break a few chains and then pierce through anyways.
#180 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
they used +4 ironwood arrows
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#136 - toensix (01/05/2016) [-]
But medieval soldiers would wear padding underneath the mail which most often stopped the arrows from reaching skin.
#170 - heartbleed (01/05/2016) [-]
Bro you better be dressed up like this fucker over here if you wana live cause chainmail doesn't do shit against arrows, it's be 100% on that padding to save your ass.
#311 - anon (01/05/2016) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with that ninja turtle?
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#171 - toensix (01/05/2016) [-]
Chainmail is made of metal dipshit. Yes, arrows would pierce it. But most of the force of the shot would be stopped by the mail. A few layers of leather would be enough to stop an arrow after it was slowed by the mail.
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#173 - heartbleed (01/05/2016) [-]
Piercing Butted Chainmail with Medieval Arrows - Video 15
There's an arrow vs butted mail, penetrates easily.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LdGUMulJUI
Here's an arrow vs riveted mail (much more expensive, but more durable).
It doesn't punch through it and if you had a gambeson or leather it would stop it but then again these are probably 90lb bows, English longbows were known to go 120lb + draw weight, so that's fairly weak. I'd expect a 120lb bow to punch straight through.
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#308 - emagehttsol (01/05/2016) [-]
Just saying but I think a 90lb draw weight bow made today would probably be better than that 120lb bow back then.
#223 - efeye (01/05/2016) [-]
Just remember that arrows loose momentum very fast as they wobble through the air. You wanted a high draw force for distance, to hit the enemy unarmored infantry and archers before they could shoot back.
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#214 - jakotad (01/05/2016) [-]
Is it tempered at all? If not its useless
#218 - galanorth (01/05/2016) [-]
Un-tempered mild steel is far from useless, as long as it has been hammer-hardened. In the process of flattening the rings, they become hammer-hardened, which is a form of case hardening. I make armor, and have seen armor tested against all kinds of weapons. 16 gauge mild steel plate can stop 9mm and .45 ACP despite not being tempered. Also, tempered maille armor is extremely rare, it was made of wrought iron during the middle ages (which did not have enough carbon content to be tempered) and it is made of mild steel today (again, not enough carbon), and yet they work just fine against most weapons.
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#255 - doctorpibber (01/05/2016) [-]
Wow, I have a bit of an obsession about plate armour (especially Gothic types). What made you get into smithing and how do you find someone that will teach you??
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#267 - galanorth (01/05/2016) [-]
I've also have always been obsessed with plate armor, especially German Gothic and Maximillian. I found out that a sculpture professor at the College I used to go to was a blacksmith, and had made armor in the past, so I spoke with him about a independent study. Most of what I know actually came from the book "Techniques of Medieval Armor Reproduction" by Brian R. Price, it is a huge 500 page book that will give you a great start, and I also watched a lot of videos, mostly Eric Dubé, of making armor, and just tried to do what they do. I spend about 3 months of practicing techniques on scrap metal before I actually started to make armor, even then my first piece was horrible, but my second piece was that leg harness above, and it turned out pretty great for only my second piece I ever made. Point is, you can teach yourself if you are willing to go through a little trial and error.
#233 - indonesia (01/05/2016) [-]
>i make armor

as a Saracens I've never psychology aroused this far
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#207 - toensix (01/05/2016) [-]
I'd do the same but:

1. An English longbow was not the average medieval bow used in war.
2. The film doesn't show it but it seems like they fired relatively close by which would most probably not happen in a real battle
3. The average shot would probably not hit the mail straight but from an angle which diminishes the penetrative strength
4. The arrowhead used in the video is a bodkin head which is designed to pierce armour. Broadheads(which do more tissue damage when piercing the skin) were more often used as a lot of soldiers in the early and high middle ages couldn't afford mail

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#321 - postingquietly (04/16/2015) [-]
yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvve
User avatar #326 to #321 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
i forgot what this comment it about
User avatar #320 - maybetraffy (01/26/2015) [-]
**** you bill
you're stephan
User avatar #322 to #320 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
what does this refer to?
User avatar #323 to #322 - maybetraffy (08/19/2015) [-]
cool name
User avatar #324 to #323 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Traff, why do you post porn?
User avatar #325 to #324 - maybetraffy (08/24/2015) [-]
I like women
I am lonely
I am driven by lust
User avatar #327 to #325 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
aren't we all?
User avatar #328 to #327 - maybetraffy (10/08/2015) [-]
who knows. desperation has no limits
User avatar #318 - konradkurze (01/21/2015) [-]
why billy no talk to me?
User avatar #319 to #318 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
because airplanes love cat
User avatar #317 - konradkurze (01/12/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poopsicles.**
what kind of badass is Billy
User avatar #315 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Duct tape.**
what makes bill a badass
User avatar #316 to #315 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Duct tape solves everything. It's like instant leather.
User avatar #313 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Vehicular manslaughter.**
why is billy crazy
User avatar #314 to #313 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
hehehe
User avatar #307 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
BILLY
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
User avatar #308 to #307 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #310 to #308 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
been too long since we chatted
hows your new year bill
User avatar #311 to #310 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
there it goes again, someone's messing with me

insert loop of oblivious stealth videogame enemy dialogue
User avatar #312 to #311 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
actually i changed my text dark to **** with admun

User avatar #309 to #308 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
hmm. all I see is the darkness of the text box, yet no discernible text.
I guess it was nothing.
User avatar #306 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
*sneaks into bills house and raids his fridge*
User avatar #304 - konradkurze (12/26/2014) [-]
BILL
you alive?
User avatar #305 to #304 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
I think so
#303 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
will bill **** the hensel twins
User avatar #300 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Cannot predict now**
is bill alive?
#302 to #301 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
< bill as a zombie
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll gender*"**
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bills gender
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
bill
hai bill

needing of your help
User avatar #295 to #294 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #296 to #295 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me

can you please green thumb a bunch of my comments to shoo him away
User avatar #297 to #296 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Which ones?
User avatar #298 to #297 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
hmmm just any you see from my profile that can be thumbed

*brofists*
User avatar #273 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*dresses bill up in full combat kit and paradrops him into iraq*
User avatar #274 to #273 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
you wanna know how i got out of the middle east?
iran
#272 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is Bill gonna stir **** today
User avatar #267 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #276 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
dude, change your dp into a monotone k
User avatar #279 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
the weird warhammer thing
#280 to #279 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
and what....pick a pic like yours....one color?
User avatar #281 to #280 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
yes.

we can start a trend
#282 to #281 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
conformist party at Bills house
conformist party at Bills house

User avatar #283 to #282 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
just do it
#284 to #283 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
you are such a conformist
wanting everyone to be like you
User avatar #285 to #284 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
A conformist is someone who wants to be like everyone else
User avatar #286 to #285 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
well you copied bumsnachers pic....so yeah
conformist

now you want me to conform too
User avatar #287 to #286 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
bumsnatcher's profile picture was red
User avatar #288 to #287 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
one color change still same pic
large letter b
User avatar #289 to #288 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
mine is 2 pixels smaller
User avatar #290 to #289 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
admitting "yours is smaller"

no shame in that bill.....its not about size but how you use it
User avatar #292 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
*whose
User avatar #291 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Aye, but guess who's account is still active
User avatar #293 to #291 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
the conformist
********* is dead and youre still conforming to his picture
User avatar #278 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
display picture
User avatar #268 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
dude, bumsnatcher finally found out that I stole his profile picture
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
he pissed?
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #263 to #262 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ayeet mahp
#266 to #265 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does bill hate jokes
User avatar #257 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #258 to #257 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #259 to #258 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ART OOD EET
User avatar #260 to #259 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
R2D2
#261 to #260 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
you killed the joke

fukken bill
User avatar #255 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #252 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #253 to #252 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
who is it? Oh, Conrad. come right in! how did you find my address? we live on opposite hemispheres of the world.
User avatar #256 to #254 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
bruh, look at my comment rank
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