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#10 - the father dies  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Shounen Heroes -1
#14 - joekerr (09/17/2014) [-]
That's what makes it somehow related to me.
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#15 - hellomynameisbill (09/17/2014) [-]
I thought you meant that your father was estranged, sorry
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#16 - joekerr (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh, I feel you. You just did assume something "lighter", as I only implied it.
#8 - Apparently, after the series, Zuko sent her to a mental facili…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on its true +1
#13 - sugoi (09/17/2014) [-]
She's a bit derpy now.
#13 - when you check back the next day to find that it actually went… 09/17/2014 on MRW I repeatedly check my post +3
#14 - "If you get off my back I'll give you credit" 09/17/2014 on I'm a Mad egg, Escar. +6
#11 - dude, it was two guys with assault rifles vs an entire species…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Helga's thirst was so... +1
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#15 - VincentKing (09/17/2014) [-]
plus, AUSTRALIAN animals. Those things are freaking deadly
#8 - Australia's previous prime minister was female. don't…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Helga's thirst was so... 0
#12 - anon (09/17/2014) [-]
Pussy to lead a pussy country
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#10 - greendroid (09/17/2014) [-]
Australia lost a war with animals once.
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#11 - hellomynameisbill (09/17/2014) [-]
dude, it was two guys with assault rifles vs an entire species, come on.
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#15 - VincentKing (09/17/2014) [-]
plus, AUSTRALIAN animals. Those things are freaking deadly
#17 - seemed pretty white to me 09/17/2014 on lightning strike vaporizes... +2
#42 - As an Australian, **** you 09/17/2014 on When you're of the country... +1
#91 - Picture 09/17/2014 on Most recent Gamergate... +3
#28 - this is how you fry the circuits  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on Battering RAM +2
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#32 - preacherQ (09/17/2014) [-]
this is how you dispose of old cards when you get better ones?
#40 - behold 09/17/2014 on I Am... Stan Lee's First... 0
#24 - facial depth --[]--------------3%------------------ 09/17/2014 on 4chan +3
#158 - who the **** gets a haircut at their desk. you're gonna… 09/17/2014 on 10 awesome inventions 0
#5 - got my new android smart phone 09/16/2014 on The new apple watch. +41
#6 - Is this real? because either way, thank god for his early retirement  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on German ? +4
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#7 - harrywarden (09/16/2014) [-]
Justin Bieber doesn't know what German is. It's real.
#7 - Mozart once wrote a song called kiss my ass, and all of the ly…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Beautiful +52
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#10 - nerduin (09/16/2014) [-]
Mozart - "Leck mich im Arsch" - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c it´s called "Leck mich im Arsch", translated word by word it says lick me in the ass
#8 - It's a cannon ball 09/16/2014 on fixed 0
#30 - but statistically speaking, that means that all men are homosexual 09/16/2014 on She just knows it 0
#10 - there's a party in that guy's pants 09/16/2014 on tell or draw me what... 0
#1 - This was done by an Australian man 09/15/2014 on One Line Green May May Arrow +11
#3 - turn nest around. jump in from riverbank nest rewinds …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2014 on Real Slim Shady +4
#17 - anon (09/18/2014) [-]
relax for a moment
realize that getting out may be a bit more challenging
well, shit
#24971 - Do you guys like Capaldi's Doctor? His personality is strange,…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#24991 - princessren (09/16/2014) [-]
After The Name of the Doctor I stopped watching
and now I am coming back and have decided to watch all of Matt's episodes and then the 50th and Christmas special
but....I feel like I am not gonna watch Capaldi,like I am just gonna get the "I don;t want my doctor to go" syndrome again
I dunno....it's gonna feel weird
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#25007 - payseht (09/17/2014) [-]
Watched 5 episodes with Matt and gave up then and there. Hated the fucker. When I heard there's a new doctor, I binged through his run and got the gist of it.
This doctor seems okay and with potential, but the scripts themselves and the stories are pretty bad... however, looking back, that's a common theme with doctor Who. I just didn't care because of david (ecclestone was okay but the series didn't have any solid direction until shortly before he left).
Capaldi has that potential but at the time of writing this the scripts are too bad to ignore and his performance not good enough to help the problem.
#25009 - princessren (09/17/2014) [-]
I dunno...some of the scripts are bad in Matt's but I sort of like all the characters that are in the episodes and I actually really enjoyed a good handful of em
but even ignoring stories when I first started watching from 9 when my friend recommended it to me when Matt showed up he was exactly what I thought the Doctor would be and I think his performance was probably the best
I dunno...I just felt like I owed it to him to atleast finish his run, but I dunno, based on how I will feel after he leaves and what I have heard about Capaldi so far I doubt I will watch the newest season, maybe for now maybe forever
but his seasons will always hold a special place in my heart
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#25012 - payseht (09/18/2014) [-]
My doctor is David. He both put me off watching doctor Who and convinced me to become a fanboy.
If I saw Matt's performance first, I'd probably like him much more, or not touch the series at all. I agree that Smith is exactly what I thought of when hearing of doctor Who. Thing is, David just stepped up the game... instead of a boy in his dad's clothes like Matt, Tennant gave the character some maturity and depth. Matt tried, sure, but I couldn't for the life of me believe him to be sincere...
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that Matt seemed like a step down. If he were the first or second, I wouldn't mind. Or possibly wouldn't have watched at all as it's not really my cup of tea... but I forgave it because the 10th doctor was so damn interesting, which made me care about the stories he was put in.
#25013 - princessren (09/18/2014) [-]
I completely......disagree
but we will have to agree to disagree
#25014 - payseht (09/18/2014) [-]
You disagree?!
<picture related

No, but seriously... glad you liked him. I have my reasons for disliking him and you have yours for liking him. At the end of the day, we have to move on and admit how horrible the last episode was and why the series needs to die already.
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#25015 - princessren (09/18/2014) [-]
the last episode...with Matt?...or the last episode out with Capaldi...because I haven't seen either as of now
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#25016 - payseht (09/18/2014) [-]
backspaced a lot on the above comment and fucked up. Wanted to say "latest".
I'm not going to spoil anything for you, but it's not a good time to jump back in yet... someone peed in the pool and we're afraid they're going to empty their bowls, too...
#25017 - princessren (09/18/2014) [-]
that bad, huh
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#25018 - payseht (09/18/2014) [-]
more like incredibly mediocre... thus far it's a steady line with no pulse. Except the last episode. Fuck that episode. Fuck that episode so hard its shitting its own bones. I don't think I got that angry over a show in a while... girlfriend either. We were yelling and fighting over who hated the episode more...
Yes, it has been rather disappointing thus far... they're building up to something with clips here and there. We're waiting to see if it will culminate into something worth it. If not, the show is dead to us. She would have quit then and there if I didn't remind her they's a separate story being build up. If that episode fails to live up to the hype it's creating, or pulls the same shit this latest episode did, it will by far the worst season of anything I've ever watched, and I've watched season two of Heroes and lived through Dexter's finale...
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#25075 - princessren (09/23/2014) [-]
was watching BBC murica and I actually saw a commercial for the next episode nother robot apparently
but like...I mean, I can't judge him based on a few clips from a commercial...but Peter just seemed really...plain.
There wasn't this feeling of enthusiasm that I got from Matt or David when they talked.
atleast that is how it felt, but you have actually seen a couple episodes so I don't know what you think.
#24972 - anon (09/15/2014) [-]
i just watched his first 3 episodes yesterday and it finally makes sense why they picked capaldi. he is Doctor House as Doctor Who
#2 - only two of these are gaming related 09/15/2014 on vidya game underpants 0
#6 - either way, there'd still be milk on the table. 09/15/2014 on Anon gets a surprise +59
#5 - it's not dumb 09/15/2014 on redneck computer chair +4

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#321 - postingquietly (04/16/2015) [-]
yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvve
User avatar #326 to #321 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
i forgot what this comment it about
User avatar #320 - maybetraffy (01/26/2015) [-]
**** you bill
you're stephan
User avatar #322 to #320 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
what does this refer to?
User avatar #323 to #322 - maybetraffy (08/19/2015) [-]
cool name
User avatar #324 to #323 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Traff, why do you post porn?
User avatar #325 to #324 - maybetraffy (08/24/2015) [-]
I like women
I am lonely
I am driven by lust
User avatar #327 to #325 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
aren't we all?
User avatar #328 to #327 - maybetraffy (10/08/2015) [-]
who knows. desperation has no limits
User avatar #318 - konradkurze (01/21/2015) [-]
why billy no talk to me?
User avatar #319 to #318 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
because airplanes love cat
User avatar #317 - konradkurze (01/12/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poopsicles.**
what kind of badass is Billy
User avatar #315 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Duct tape.**
what makes bill a badass
User avatar #316 to #315 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Duct tape solves everything. It's like instant leather.
User avatar #313 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Vehicular manslaughter.**
why is billy crazy
User avatar #314 to #313 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
hehehe
User avatar #307 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
BILLY
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
User avatar #308 to #307 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #310 to #308 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
been too long since we chatted
hows your new year bill
User avatar #311 to #310 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
there it goes again, someone's messing with me

insert loop of oblivious stealth videogame enemy dialogue
User avatar #312 to #311 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
actually i changed my text dark to **** with admun

User avatar #309 to #308 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
hmm. all I see is the darkness of the text box, yet no discernible text.
I guess it was nothing.
User avatar #306 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
*sneaks into bills house and raids his fridge*
User avatar #304 - konradkurze (12/26/2014) [-]
BILL
you alive?
User avatar #305 to #304 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
I think so
#303 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
will bill **** the hensel twins
User avatar #300 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Cannot predict now**
is bill alive?
#302 to #301 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
< bill as a zombie
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll gender*"**
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bills gender
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
bill
hai bill

needing of your help
User avatar #295 to #294 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #296 to #295 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me

can you please green thumb a bunch of my comments to shoo him away
User avatar #297 to #296 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Which ones?
User avatar #298 to #297 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
hmmm just any you see from my profile that can be thumbed

*brofists*
User avatar #273 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*dresses bill up in full combat kit and paradrops him into iraq*
User avatar #274 to #273 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
you wanna know how i got out of the middle east?
iran
#272 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is Bill gonna stir **** today
User avatar #267 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #276 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
dude, change your dp into a monotone k
User avatar #279 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
the weird warhammer thing
#280 to #279 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
and what....pick a pic like yours....one color?
User avatar #281 to #280 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
yes.

we can start a trend
#282 to #281 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
conformist party at Bills house
conformist party at Bills house

User avatar #283 to #282 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
just do it
#284 to #283 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
you are such a conformist
wanting everyone to be like you
User avatar #285 to #284 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
A conformist is someone who wants to be like everyone else
User avatar #286 to #285 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
well you copied bumsnachers pic....so yeah
conformist

now you want me to conform too
User avatar #287 to #286 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
bumsnatcher's profile picture was red
User avatar #288 to #287 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
one color change still same pic
large letter b
User avatar #289 to #288 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
mine is 2 pixels smaller
User avatar #290 to #289 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
admitting "yours is smaller"

no shame in that bill.....its not about size but how you use it
User avatar #292 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
*whose
User avatar #291 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Aye, but guess who's account is still active
User avatar #293 to #291 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
the conformist
********* is dead and youre still conforming to his picture
User avatar #278 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
display picture
User avatar #268 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
dude, bumsnatcher finally found out that I stole his profile picture
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
he pissed?
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #263 to #262 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ayeet mahp
#266 to #265 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does bill hate jokes
User avatar #257 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #258 to #257 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #259 to #258 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ART OOD EET
User avatar #260 to #259 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
R2D2
#261 to #260 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
you killed the joke

fukken bill
User avatar #255 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #252 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #253 to #252 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
who is it? Oh, Conrad. come right in! how did you find my address? we live on opposite hemispheres of the world.
User avatar #256 to #254 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
bruh, look at my comment rank
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