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Date Signed Up:6/23/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#3 - because **** new zealand  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2015 on Britain and His Children 0
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#4 - megapepsifreak (11/23/2015) [-]
gently
#5 - I assume that's the black market price for a country with gun control.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2015 on For everything else,... +3
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#12 - majestispaceduck (11/23/2015) [-]
Meanwhile in america you can go spend $300 and get one with everything filed off (no serial number, definitely illegal but don't do anything to warrant a warrant and youre fine)
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#35 - hashtronaut (11/23/2015) [-]
i'll just leave this here. Bilal "Playstation Cost More Then A Choppa"
#8 - that's dependent on the lettuce, bu i ought to try that  [+] (18 new replies) 11/22/2015 on how to prepare your food +5
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#16 - selongb (11/22/2015) [-]
if you want a crunch on your dog, than the answer is two words;

pickle spear.
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#25 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2015) [-]
Or better
Saurkraut.
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#38 - crampers (11/22/2015) [-]
Better yet

Fried onions - Fuck yes
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#31 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (11/22/2015) [-]
Are sweet onions not enough for you savages?
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#32 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2015) [-]
Onions are only edible when sauteed or fried.
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#40 - alucardexplain (11/22/2015) [-]
Or you could have a tongue of steel and eat them raw like apples.
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#28 - selongb (11/22/2015) [-]
true.
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#27 - heartlessrobot (11/22/2015) [-]
Although, both works even better.
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#24 - arreatface (11/22/2015) [-]
please teach me the pickel ways, saitama
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#26 - selongb (11/22/2015) [-]
Did... did I make a reference?

I haven't seen one slap jap yet.
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#29 - arreatface (11/22/2015) [-]
not at all, I just have no idea of what is a pickle spear and i'm watching one pump chump right now
#30 - selongb (11/22/2015) [-]
ah...

its a quarter or sometimes eighth'ed pickle
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#22 - chikibriki (11/22/2015) [-]
no, the real answer is in german, it's "knockwurst"
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#48 - yujisakaii (11/23/2015) [-]
what the hell is a knockwurst ?
seriously i only know bockwurst
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#49 - chikibriki (11/23/2015) [-]
it's like a hotdog ut tastes better and has a casing, so you get that glorious snap when you bit into it
#50 - yujisakaii (11/23/2015) [-]
so this ?
also known as bockwurst
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#51 - chikibriki (11/23/2015) [-]
yeah that
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#14 - shadowstepone (11/22/2015) [-]
I highly recommend little gem lettuce, it's flavor and texture goes really well with a hotdox
#6 - this reminds me of a certain manga. a horriffic horriffic manga.  [+] (12 new replies) 11/22/2015 on felxible +29
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#32 - dagold (11/22/2015) [-]
I've seen this one and a similar one where there were floating balloon heads that caught and strangled their counterparts. Haven't seen it in forever
#12 - willielilja (11/22/2015) [-]
mothafucking Uzumaki
#7 - anon (11/22/2015) [-]
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#27 - Minnesota (11/22/2015) [-]
Trying to suck your own dick be like...
#18 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/22/2015) [-]
When you find your favorite particular niche of manga
#28 - justleaving (11/22/2015) [-]
that manga ....
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#29 - peezle (11/22/2015) [-]
Dare I even ask?
#31 - justleaving (11/22/2015) [-]
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#30 - justleaving (11/22/2015) [-]
just a moment
#306 - You look like someone threw acid in your face 11/21/2015 on Best r/Roastme 0
#292 - You look like a librarian Just not the sexy kind. 11/21/2015 on Best r/Roastme +5
#291 - This makes order 66 justified.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2015 on Best r/Roastme +6
#303 - cumberdale (11/21/2015) [-]
#40 - Not in the comic 11/21/2015 on Focus on what's important 0
#194 - You have to admit, at least 65% of that was pretty damn funny 11/20/2015 on Buzzfeed +3
#30 - However, he 's still kinda wearing a kevlar jumpsuit  [+] (3 new replies) 11/20/2015 on Focus on what's important +2
#39 - metobe (11/20/2015) [-]
he puts a jacket and beenie on after that scene
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#40 - hellomynameisbill (11/21/2015) [-]
Not in the comic
#33 - trollmobile (11/20/2015) [-]
well yeah, but it's a superhero universe, like who doesn't wear a kevlar jumpsuit?
#28 - because he's a dick 11/20/2015 on Focus on what's important +1
#27 - what the **** is the point of the bat crest on his ches…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/20/2015 on Focus on what's important +1
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#36 - fuzzyballs (11/20/2015) [-]
well it's fiction
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#34 - comicexplain (11/20/2015) [-]
To be prepared for anything means to prepare your gear for anything! He's a ninja detective, of course he's going to tear his insignia off at one point or another!
#29 - metobe (11/20/2015) [-]
he hides the fact that he is batman and get captered on purpose, the think he is a normie so they dont pay much attention and he batmans them
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#30 - hellomynameisbill (11/20/2015) [-]
However, he 's still kinda wearing a kevlar jumpsuit
#39 - metobe (11/20/2015) [-]
he puts a jacket and beenie on after that scene
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#40 - hellomynameisbill (11/21/2015) [-]
Not in the comic
#33 - trollmobile (11/20/2015) [-]
well yeah, but it's a superhero universe, like who doesn't wear a kevlar jumpsuit?
#46 - you should probably mention it in the description.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2015 on Tales of a Cable guy +23
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#74 - toosexyforyou (11/20/2015) [-]
You should try not being retarded.
#92 - throughout the video they both look terrified of eachother 11/20/2015 on Scorpion Vs. Spider 0
#262 - Don't be homophobic, you queer.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2015 on OC-News of the world +17
#266 - reaperslayer (11/18/2015) [-]
but isn't a phobia a fear of something? i never understood why people would say "homophobe". especially considering homo is just meaning "the same". dictionary.reference.com/browse/homo-
so instead of saying "don't be fearful of gays" you're really saying "don't be fearful of the same". because homosexual means "same sex", we've literally created a term for women who like other women "lesbians" but not really for men.

so really he's not a "homophobe", just an ass.

also didn't fag used to mean cigarette? and a faggot was a bundle of sticks?
has anyone other than me thought "these words only have power cause we allow them to, it's only by societies definition that these words are offensive, so why do we hang on to that which offends us?".

if you've made it to the end, i'd just like to say. no i'm not on drugs, but now imagine if i actually did do drugs.
i've been told that shit would possibly be hilarious.

i'll shut up now.
#267 - reaperslayer (11/18/2015) [-]
BIGOT! the word i was looking for is bigot. the dude is not homophobic he's a bigot.

sorry for double posting, have a pink taric.
#18 - Actually don't. I didn't look at the image closely when I wrote that.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2015 on Sweet! +1
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#20 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/18/2015) [-]
People who view this shit are mentally ill
#12 - source?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2015 on Sweet! +1
#27 - justleaving (11/18/2015) [-]
it was a one off piece but the original is nowhere to be found ... like realy nowhere for some 10 years now I think
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#18 - hellomynameisbill (11/18/2015) [-]
Actually don't. I didn't look at the image closely when I wrote that.
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#20 - nebuchadnezzaurus (11/18/2015) [-]
People who view this shit are mentally ill
#40 - are those boots or sneakers? snoots? beakers? 11/18/2015 on hnng... those shoes +1
#26 - It seems he did have a psychotic episode. Just, a little e… 11/17/2015 on 4chanism +29
#17 - Don't disrespect your grandparents. 11/17/2015 on and then they hung him 0
#49 - Why are there so many? 11/17/2015 on Just gotta deactivate these... 0
#76 - New 52 means that it's a DC comic published after 2012. 11/17/2015 on Thinking aout redoing theese +1
#19 - jokexplain, you here bro? 11/16/2015 on Sex Myths 0
#1257 - there is no escape. only release. 11/16/2015 on Defend yourself from Admin +78
#19 - snitches get stitches  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2015 on The Golden Monkey Fist! +37
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#49 - ploppin (11/16/2015) [-]
No, didn't you hear it was a continous loop?
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#52 - twentyseconds (11/16/2015) [-]
jesus, both those comments made me laugh harder then i should have.
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#321 - postingquietly (04/16/2015) [-]
yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvve
User avatar #326 to #321 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
i forgot what this comment it about
User avatar #320 - maybetraffy (01/26/2015) [-]
**** you bill
you're stephan
User avatar #322 to #320 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
what does this refer to?
User avatar #323 to #322 - maybetraffy (08/19/2015) [-]
cool name
User avatar #324 to #323 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Traff, why do you post porn?
User avatar #325 to #324 - maybetraffy (08/24/2015) [-]
I like women
I am lonely
I am driven by lust
User avatar #327 to #325 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
aren't we all?
User avatar #328 to #327 - maybetraffy (10/08/2015) [-]
who knows. desperation has no limits
User avatar #318 - konradkurze (01/21/2015) [-]
why billy no talk to me?
User avatar #319 to #318 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
because airplanes love cat
User avatar #317 - konradkurze (01/12/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poopsicles.**
what kind of badass is Billy
User avatar #315 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Duct tape.**
what makes bill a badass
User avatar #316 to #315 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Duct tape solves everything. It's like instant leather.
User avatar #313 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Vehicular manslaughter.**
why is billy crazy
User avatar #314 to #313 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
hehehe
User avatar #307 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
BILLY
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
User avatar #308 to #307 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #310 to #308 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
been too long since we chatted
hows your new year bill
User avatar #311 to #310 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
there it goes again, someone's messing with me

insert loop of oblivious stealth videogame enemy dialogue
User avatar #312 to #311 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
actually i changed my text dark to **** with admun

User avatar #309 to #308 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
hmm. all I see is the darkness of the text box, yet no discernible text.
I guess it was nothing.
User avatar #306 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
*sneaks into bills house and raids his fridge*
User avatar #304 - konradkurze (12/26/2014) [-]
BILL
you alive?
User avatar #305 to #304 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
I think so
#303 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
will bill **** the hensel twins
User avatar #300 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Cannot predict now**
is bill alive?
#302 to #301 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
< bill as a zombie
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll gender*"**
**konradkurze rolls Trans Person**
bills gender
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
bill
hai bill

needing of your help
User avatar #295 to #294 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #296 to #295 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me

can you please green thumb a bunch of my comments to shoo him away
User avatar #297 to #296 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Which ones?
User avatar #298 to #297 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
hmmm just any you see from my profile that can be thumbed

*brofists*
User avatar #273 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*dresses bill up in full combat kit and paradrops him into iraq*
User avatar #274 to #273 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
you wanna know how i got out of the middle east?
iran
#272 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is Bill gonna stir **** today
User avatar #267 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #276 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
dude, change your dp into a monotone k
User avatar #279 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
the weird warhammer thing
#280 to #279 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
and what....pick a pic like yours....one color?
User avatar #281 to #280 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
yes.

we can start a trend
#282 to #281 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
conformist party at Bills house
conformist party at Bills house

User avatar #283 to #282 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
just do it
#284 to #283 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
you are such a conformist
wanting everyone to be like you
User avatar #285 to #284 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
A conformist is someone who wants to be like everyone else
User avatar #286 to #285 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
well you copied bumsnachers pic....so yeah
conformist

now you want me to conform too
User avatar #287 to #286 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
bumsnatcher's profile picture was red
User avatar #288 to #287 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
one color change still same pic
large letter b
User avatar #289 to #288 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
mine is 2 pixels smaller
User avatar #290 to #289 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
admitting "yours is smaller"

no shame in that bill.....its not about size but how you use it
User avatar #292 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
*whose
User avatar #291 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Aye, but guess who's account is still active
User avatar #293 to #291 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
the conformist
********* is dead and youre still conforming to his picture
User avatar #278 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
display picture
User avatar #268 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
dude, bumsnatcher finally found out that I stole his profile picture
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
he pissed?
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #263 to #262 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ayeet mahp
#266 to #265 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does bill hate jokes
User avatar #257 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #258 to #257 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #259 to #258 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ART OOD EET
User avatar #260 to #259 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
R2D2
#261 to #260 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
you killed the joke

fukken bill
User avatar #255 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #252 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #253 to #252 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
who is it? Oh, Conrad. come right in! how did you find my address? we live on opposite hemispheres of the world.
User avatar #256 to #254 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
bruh, look at my comment rank
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