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Date Signed Up:6/23/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Australia
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#25 - Give Details. 11/30/2015 on it's happening! 0
#37 - he is the disappointed father of the single mom. you can see t… 11/29/2015 on Finish the statement; once... +1
#3 - what part of this is a challenge? 11/29/2015 on Epic condom Challenge :D 0
#34 - >is this like a vasectomy? >wait, what? >what…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Genital surgery +360
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#141 - animedudej (11/29/2015) [-]
ah! så det er sånn det er!
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#59 - iwillrulenorway (11/29/2015) [-]
it's a sex change operation.

and if you think it ends up looking anything like a vagina, you'd be wrong.

google search it if you want to. you don't want to
#244 - newepic (11/29/2015) [-]
I'd fuck a trap before I fuck that, ugh
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#336 - captchakid (11/30/2015) [-]
Yea, trap's at least have a non-mutilated crotch.
#123 - kingpongthedon (11/29/2015) [-]
I googled it. They look off but not necessarily wrong. I've definitely seen real vaginas that look worse than most of what I saw. If I were on the fence about banging a tranny, it wouldn't be a deal breaker. That said, that's a fence I'd like to stay as far away from as possible.
#62 - injudicator (11/29/2015) [-]
Does that quality as a trap?
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#64 - iwillrulenorway (11/29/2015) [-]
A very obvious trap yes.
#65 - injudicator (11/29/2015) [-]
I googled...
#9 - >trying to control batman 11/29/2015 on do you feel in charge? +17
#7 - If we're talking about golden age Solid Snake, he'd definitely…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on Outer Kevin +5
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#9 - angelious (11/29/2015) [-]
even old snake could casually dodge railgun shots and go toe to toe with mhs opponents like ocelot.
also the only thing that would change is that old snake has more experience compared to his younger incarnation, that was already counted among the greatest infiltration agents in the world, who was taught by; the greatest infiltrator in the world.

old snake would still stomp
#12 - jvjpgirl anikachu does he **** well?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2015 on it's happening! +2
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#16 - jvjpgirl (11/29/2015) [-]
like a tiger
#25 - hellomynameisbill (11/30/2015) [-]
Give Details.
#7 - really, he might as well just use a tablespoon  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on Tiny jug 0
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#11 - jettom (11/29/2015) [-]
It's a Jap thing. They're so small you can't actually get your finger through the handle.
#22 - In July of 2016, The Kuratas will square off against the Megab… 11/29/2015 on Japan doin it again +5
#21 - The Kuratas did in fact come out 4 years ago. The video yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on Japan doin it again +2
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#23 - killugon (11/29/2015) [-]
Oh, Im sorry >.<''
#5 - it's scarier the more realistic it is. you feel more fear the … 11/29/2015 on IT'S LETTERMAN. +32
#20 - And isn't the useful part of the can is supposed to be the cap…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2015 on A Sixth Mildly Interesting... +26
#41 - wanpanman (11/29/2015) [-]
Dear whoever made that...
#19 - Isn't the useful part of a bottle supposed to be the resealable cap?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2015 on A Sixth Mildly Interesting... +44
#86 - bakagaijin (11/29/2015) [-]
You mean a bottle?
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#20 - hellomynameisbill (11/29/2015) [-]
And isn't the useful part of the can is supposed to be the capacity of its shape?
#41 - wanpanman (11/29/2015) [-]
Dear whoever made that...
#13 - because white people don't know how to cook for **** . t…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/29/2015 on Cheeki Breeki -65
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#83 - centraldogma (11/29/2015) [-]
What the fuck do you have against uncooked broccoli, that shit tastes... well, not great, but pretty alright at least.
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#76 - NegateThat (11/29/2015) [-]
PREACH!!!!! White people be adding like NO SEASONINGS to there food. Thats why there kids only like butter noodles , cheese pizza and nuggets.
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#95 - deutschblut (11/29/2015) [-]
Niggers and spics do?

Deep fry is not "seasoning".

And "Adobo" is just salt and MSG...
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#211 - NegateThat (11/29/2015) [-]
See I use a slew of seasoning. I have no clue what Adobo is my friend. And deep frying? Are you trying to end yourself? Vegatable oil is stupid. Gotta use Coconut Oil or Almond Oil. Makes food taste great. I could name you all the spices in my cabinet but ya wouldn't know half of them. White people be killing me eating just bread and pasta. With a bland ass tomato sauce. It's all those carbs fucking you up. All that salt you not adding. Go play with your dick little nigga.
#214 - deutschblut (11/30/2015) [-]
You seriously want to start the 4th Reich over spices?

Behold my cooking wine!
#75 - iexs (11/29/2015) [-]
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#66 - Ruspanic (11/29/2015) [-]
raw broccoli tastes better than cooked broccoli
#92 - deutschblut (11/29/2015) [-]
Cooked pizza tastes better than raw broccoli...
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#93 - Ruspanic (11/29/2015) [-]
You're not wrong.
#53 - makethingsworse (11/29/2015) [-]
Somebody has been having a bit too much salt in their diet...
#37 - ninjaflapjack (11/29/2015) [-]
Are there people (never mind white people) who have it uncooked?
#44 - Anetheril (11/29/2015) [-]
**Anetheril used "*roll picture*"**
**Anetheril rolled image** theres tons of vegetable party platters that are nothing but raw vegetables including broccoli
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#30 - jbabco (11/29/2015) [-]
Hellomynameissalt
#50 - "boom" 11/29/2015 on How to Fist Bump +1
#35 - Short people normally have shorter legs. Proportionally, a per…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on Body Wave 0
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#36 - iqequalzero (11/28/2015) [-]
I know plenty of 5 foot women who are more proportionate. A good example is one of Doogers friends, Rosanne (Ro)

Really, from my experience, height has little to nothing to do with limb proportion. I mean, me and one of my friends are both 6 foot 6, yet he looks taller because he has longer legs, whereas I dont look quite as tall because I have a stocky build.
#92 - She's not. In **** she drew hentai of her being raped b… 11/28/2015 on (untitled) 0
#426 - How are you planning to propose? Also, are you planning to…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on inuyuru's profile 0
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#427 - inuyuru (11/28/2015) [-]
you found me out
#5 - the sluttiest school in the world 11/28/2015 on Comedy Gold +1
#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2015 on high quality danish films +2
#14 - threeeighteen (11/28/2015) [-]
#45 - i'm pretty sure a lot of the characters are supposed to be dum… 11/28/2015 on reality is oppressive +6
#41 - I thought all the liberal stuff was supposed to be satire. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2015 on reality is oppressive +46
#46 - bann (11/28/2015) [-]
It's so much satire, but everyone sees the little clips like this and gets butthurt.

All while claiming that the sjw or whoever don't do their research.
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#42 - thatdemonbaneguy (11/28/2015) [-]
Or else the devs really are idiot SJW's and don't realize that what they're having the characters say is utter shite
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#45 - hellomynameisbill (11/28/2015) [-]
i'm pretty sure a lot of the characters are supposed to be dumbasses tho.
#9 - gaping anus 11/28/2015 on Beautiful Stereogram +1
#3 - that's love. 11/28/2015 on Friday Night Plans 0
#13 - guys, they're clearly kittens. 11/28/2015 on Everybody loves cats +10

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#321 - postingquietly (04/16/2015) [-]
yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvve
User avatar #326 to #321 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
i forgot what this comment it about
User avatar #320 - maybetraffy (01/26/2015) [-]
**** you bill
you're stephan
User avatar #322 to #320 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
what does this refer to?
User avatar #323 to #322 - maybetraffy (08/19/2015) [-]
cool name
User avatar #324 to #323 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Traff, why do you post porn?
User avatar #325 to #324 - maybetraffy (08/24/2015) [-]
I like women
I am lonely
I am driven by lust
User avatar #327 to #325 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
aren't we all?
User avatar #328 to #327 - maybetraffy (10/08/2015) [-]
who knows. desperation has no limits
User avatar #318 - konradkurze (01/21/2015) [-]
why billy no talk to me?
User avatar #319 to #318 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
because airplanes love cat
User avatar #317 - konradkurze (01/12/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poopsicles.**
what kind of badass is Billy
User avatar #315 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Duct tape.**
what makes bill a badass
User avatar #316 to #315 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Duct tape solves everything. It's like instant leather.
User avatar #313 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Vehicular manslaughter.**
why is billy crazy
User avatar #314 to #313 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
hehehe
User avatar #307 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
BILLY
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
User avatar #308 to #307 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #310 to #308 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
been too long since we chatted
hows your new year bill
User avatar #311 to #310 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
there it goes again, someone's messing with me

insert loop of oblivious stealth videogame enemy dialogue
User avatar #312 to #311 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
actually i changed my text dark to **** with admun

User avatar #309 to #308 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
hmm. all I see is the darkness of the text box, yet no discernible text.
I guess it was nothing.
User avatar #306 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
*sneaks into bills house and raids his fridge*
User avatar #304 - konradkurze (12/26/2014) [-]
BILL
you alive?
User avatar #305 to #304 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
I think so
#303 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
will bill **** the hensel twins
User avatar #300 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Cannot predict now**
is bill alive?
#302 to #301 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
< bill as a zombie
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll gender*"**
**konradkurze rolls Trans Person**
bills gender
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
bill
hai bill

needing of your help
User avatar #295 to #294 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #296 to #295 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me

can you please green thumb a bunch of my comments to shoo him away
User avatar #297 to #296 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Which ones?
User avatar #298 to #297 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
hmmm just any you see from my profile that can be thumbed

*brofists*
User avatar #273 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*dresses bill up in full combat kit and paradrops him into iraq*
User avatar #274 to #273 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
you wanna know how i got out of the middle east?
iran
#272 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is Bill gonna stir **** today
User avatar #267 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #276 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
dude, change your dp into a monotone k
User avatar #279 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
the weird warhammer thing
#280 to #279 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
and what....pick a pic like yours....one color?
User avatar #281 to #280 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
yes.

we can start a trend
#282 to #281 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
conformist party at Bills house
conformist party at Bills house

User avatar #283 to #282 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
just do it
#284 to #283 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
you are such a conformist
wanting everyone to be like you
User avatar #285 to #284 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
A conformist is someone who wants to be like everyone else
User avatar #286 to #285 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
well you copied bumsnachers pic....so yeah
conformist

now you want me to conform too
User avatar #287 to #286 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
bumsnatcher's profile picture was red
User avatar #288 to #287 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
one color change still same pic
large letter b
User avatar #289 to #288 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
mine is 2 pixels smaller
User avatar #290 to #289 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
admitting "yours is smaller"

no shame in that bill.....its not about size but how you use it
User avatar #292 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
*whose
User avatar #291 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Aye, but guess who's account is still active
User avatar #293 to #291 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
the conformist
********* is dead and youre still conforming to his picture
User avatar #278 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
display picture
User avatar #268 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
dude, bumsnatcher finally found out that I stole his profile picture
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
he pissed?
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #263 to #262 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ayeet mahp
#266 to #265 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does bill hate jokes
User avatar #257 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #258 to #257 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #259 to #258 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ART OOD EET
User avatar #260 to #259 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
R2D2
#261 to #260 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
you killed the joke

fukken bill
User avatar #255 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #252 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #253 to #252 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
who is it? Oh, Conrad. come right in! how did you find my address? we live on opposite hemispheres of the world.
User avatar #256 to #254 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
bruh, look at my comment rank
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