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Date Signed Up:6/23/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Australia
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#40 - because many religions deem it immoral. In many patriarchal … 12/08/2015 on one lucky guy you'll never be +3
#6 - a single testicle floating through the endless abyss... … 12/07/2015 on If funnyjunk were 3D +8
#3 - Ironically, with regular sight it's a little bit hard to see.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on Fallout 4 Mapping Glitch 0
#4 - chaoticwtf (12/07/2015) [-]
I never would have guessed. Thanks for informing me. I'll use a more contrasted color next time.
#4 - I wonder if this guy's even still alive 12/07/2015 on Something familiar 0
#5 - Not to be a dick, but " chinese food" does in fact …  [+] (14 new replies) 12/07/2015 on I blame the Koreans +6
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#6 - gedoushinken (12/07/2015) [-]
They said whoever, so I thought an individual was implied.
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#8 - spookswoo (12/07/2015) [-]
yeah he did imply that, thatsn ot how it works tho, hence ''the chinese''
you retard
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#10 - gedoushinken (12/07/2015) [-]
So if he did imply that, how does it not work? Yes, I'm a retard, please explain, genius.
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#11 - spookswoo (12/07/2015) [-]
implying that one person made it all up doesnt make it right just because he implies it.
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#12 - gedoushinken (12/07/2015) [-]
So how do you answer an incorrect question?
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#13 - spookswoo (12/07/2015) [-]
probably the chinese.
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#14 - gedoushinken (12/07/2015) [-]
I mean how do you answer an incorrect question in general?
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#15 - spookswoo (12/07/2015) [-]
either ask if thats really what they meant, ignore it, or try to answer as best as you can, like the guy in the post.
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#16 - gedoushinken (12/07/2015) [-]
I agree with ignoring it but wouldn't that best answer may not be the correct answer since the question is incorrect to begin with?
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#17 - spookswoo (12/07/2015) [-]
spreading knowledge is better than not to, the poster probably didnt mean to say that but better safe than sorry.
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#18 - gedoushinken (12/07/2015) [-]
I guess the response was trying to be funny more than being knowledgeable.
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#19 - spookswoo (12/07/2015) [-]
its still knowledgeable tho, funny or not.
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#20 - gedoushinken (12/07/2015) [-]
But the obvious answer is obvious.
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#21 - spookswoo (12/07/2015) [-]
not for the unknowing.
#6 - You see Ivan, hot air rises. Therefore by lighting self in…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2015 on but why??? +47
#8 - niblic (12/06/2015) [-]
Please sticky this xD Got me in tears kid.
#10 - deadfed (12/07/2015) [-]
>calling someone else a kid
>using "xD"
Go fuck yourself, kid.
#14 - niblic (12/07/2015) [-]
Im 27. Hard to get out of keystroke habits when you have been using them for over 14 years.

Whats with the rage then?

Why tell me to fuck myself?

How can my post warrant such hate?

oh wait, you are american aint ya?... Sorry 'brah' y'all have a nice day.
#6 - she's really hot tho. like really hot. also her us…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Mr steal your girl +6
#9 - anon (12/07/2015) [-]
it's because she's easy and an awful person
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#8 - csgtsheep (12/07/2015) [-]
And she dumped some /fit/izen engineer to go out with him. Shits weird yo.
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#10 - Izen (12/07/2015) [-]
you called?
#11 - csgtsheep (12/07/2015) [-]
Not intentionally.
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#7 - chaosraptor (12/06/2015) [-]
check your privilege cis scum
#12 - I think it's a similar combat system to the original, just wit… 12/06/2015 on ALL ABOARD THE... 0
#11 - It's still entirely possible, but Val Kilmer still exists.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on Pepe was wrong! 0
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#13 - wellimnotsure (12/06/2015) [-]
are you implying val kilmer was worse than george clooney? Cause Bitch you wrong
#1162 - read fight club 2. it's totally deserving of a film adaptation… 12/06/2015 on comicexplain's profile 0
#5 - eh, he's Bosnian 12/06/2015 on oh /int/ 0
#3 - I feel that a lot of that is wasted  [+] (7 new replies) 12/06/2015 on Watermellon Whisperer +14
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#63 - strangesir (12/07/2015) [-]
Who the fuck eats the green part of a watermelon?
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#59 - drtrousersnake (12/07/2015) [-]
it is probably eventually gonna be cut into cubes for a fruit salad, so that isn't much waste
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#43 - rebornpotato (12/06/2015) [-]
I work ina retail supermarket where cutting fruit is literally my job. A whole fucking lot more is wasted than you think, this isn't that bad though he really is just cutting the rind off which most people don't eat. But you cut a shit ton of fruit you stop caring about waste and just try to get as much done as you can.
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#13 - dudemiesterman (12/06/2015) [-]
The parts real close to the watermelon skin (wall? idk what it's called) tasted different than the rest, it's not as sweet. So he does waste a little bit, but probably like 10% of it at most.
#9 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
Looks to me like only a bit wasted on either end
#6 - gentledragon (12/06/2015) [-]
tbh I feel like in a restaurant speed is ideal , you can waste some of it as long as it comes out good and fast.
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#11 - brobathehutt (12/06/2015) [-]
Bingo. With stuff like this you need it fast so it gets there fresh. You can't prepare everything in a restaurant the night before or the morning of some of it HAS to be made fresh and fast.
#4 - existence is peculiar 12/06/2015 on Life is Strange +2
#12 - nah we use cunt, cunt. 12/06/2015 on Today I learned 0
#8 - there is still hope in the world 12/06/2015 on Today I learned 0
#8 - >when he kills that guy with his own bullet 12/06/2015 on Dishonored - Insane kills +17
#17 - >thought  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2015 on Jew +8
#19 - masanori (12/06/2015) [-]
My man.
#1161 - tbh i actually kinda like the new direction DC is headed in. I… 12/06/2015 on comicexplain's profile 0
#7 - Comment deleted 12/05/2015 on Sorry, mods 0
#1 - that ain't a bar, that's a cafe  [+] (7 new replies) 12/05/2015 on portal bar +32
#11 - randaxkull (12/06/2015) [-]
That is not a panel. That's a crusher.

We sell those, too.
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#9 - captainprincess (12/05/2015) [-]
If they serve alcoholic drinks I will gladly treat it like it's a bar
#8 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
It's a bar in a cafe... you go up to the bar to order.
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#7 - SlytheFox (12/05/2015) [-]
Of course it's a cafe, it's run by hipsters.
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#2 - fatminion (12/05/2015) [-]
I know, right? And what does it have to do with portals?
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#6 - miscreant (12/05/2015) [-]
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#4 - normiefag (12/05/2015) [-]
The decor is similar to that of Portal (2 I guess) and they have companion cube mugs etc
#43 - go to work at the company I own and be a functional member of society. 12/05/2015 on So, fellow fj'ers, what... 0
#1158 - I think it's hilarious how upon getting total amnesia, Bruce W…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2015 on comicexplain's profile 0
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#1159 - comicexplain (12/05/2015) [-]
Eh. Writers today are just trying to ruin what we have now. It's all very sad, but I'll still love it.

As for FC2, I'm saving that for a rainy day!
#1162 - hellomynameisbill (12/06/2015) [-]
read fight club 2. it's totally deserving of a film adaptation. The actors are also the right age to reprise their roles.
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#1161 - hellomynameisbill (12/06/2015) [-]
tbh i actually kinda like the new direction DC is headed in. I mean, the Batman comic has been running for over 75 years with no massive change to the Batman character since Miller.
75 years.
3 quarters of a century.
with very little change to the character. Literally everything surrounding batman has changed except the man himself.
#8 - and of course the wife looks disappointed. 12/05/2015 on Louie CK Fo4 0
#9 - none of that is inately bad 12/05/2015 on obey 0
#8 - i cannot find out for the life of me what kind of police crest…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on Fuck Tha Police, right? 0
#10 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Turns out it's from a tv soap opera called Home and Away, which is based in a fictional city of NSW

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#321 - postingquietly (04/16/2015) [-]
yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvve
User avatar #326 to #321 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
i forgot what this comment it about
User avatar #320 - maybetraffy (01/26/2015) [-]
**** you bill
you're stephan
User avatar #322 to #320 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/19/2015) [-]
what does this refer to?
User avatar #323 to #322 - maybetraffy (08/19/2015) [-]
cool name
User avatar #324 to #323 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/24/2015) [-]
Traff, why do you post porn?
User avatar #325 to #324 - maybetraffy (08/24/2015) [-]
I like women
I am lonely
I am driven by lust
User avatar #327 to #325 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
aren't we all?
User avatar #328 to #327 - maybetraffy (10/08/2015) [-]
who knows. desperation has no limits
User avatar #318 - konradkurze (01/21/2015) [-]
why billy no talk to me?
User avatar #319 to #318 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
because airplanes love cat
User avatar #317 - konradkurze (01/12/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Poopsicles.**
what kind of badass is Billy
User avatar #315 - konradkurze (01/08/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Duct tape.**
what makes bill a badass
User avatar #316 to #315 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Duct tape solves everything. It's like instant leather.
User avatar #313 - konradkurze (01/07/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Vehicular manslaughter.**
why is billy crazy
User avatar #314 to #313 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
hehehe
User avatar #307 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
BILLY
Y U NO SPEAK TO ME
User avatar #308 to #307 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
what?
User avatar #310 to #308 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
been too long since we chatted
hows your new year bill
User avatar #311 to #310 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
there it goes again, someone's messing with me

insert loop of oblivious stealth videogame enemy dialogue
User avatar #312 to #311 - konradkurze (01/01/2015) [-]
actually i changed my text dark to **** with admun

User avatar #309 to #308 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (01/01/2015) [-]
hmm. all I see is the darkness of the text box, yet no discernible text.
I guess it was nothing.
User avatar #306 - konradkurze (12/27/2014) [-]
*sneaks into bills house and raids his fridge*
User avatar #304 - konradkurze (12/26/2014) [-]
BILL
you alive?
User avatar #305 to #304 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
I think so
#303 - konradkurze (12/23/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Very doubtful**
will bill **** the hensel twins
User avatar #300 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Cannot predict now**
is bill alive?
#302 to #301 - konradkurze (12/22/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll picture*"**
**konradkurze rolled image**
< bill as a zombie
User avatar #299 - konradkurze (12/19/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll gender*"**
**konradkurze rolls Trans Person**
bills gender
User avatar #294 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
bill
hai bill

needing of your help
User avatar #295 to #294 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #296 to #295 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
got a troll lurking around redthumbing me

can you please green thumb a bunch of my comments to shoo him away
User avatar #297 to #296 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
Which ones?
User avatar #298 to #297 - konradkurze (12/13/2014) [-]
hmmm just any you see from my profile that can be thumbed

*brofists*
User avatar #273 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
*dresses bill up in full combat kit and paradrops him into iraq*
User avatar #274 to #273 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
you wanna know how i got out of the middle east?
iran
#272 - konradkurze (11/18/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 0**
is Bill gonna stir **** today
User avatar #267 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #276 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
dude, change your dp into a monotone k
User avatar #279 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
the weird warhammer thing
#280 to #279 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
and what....pick a pic like yours....one color?
User avatar #281 to #280 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
yes.

we can start a trend
#282 to #281 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
conformist party at Bills house
conformist party at Bills house

User avatar #283 to #282 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
just do it
#284 to #283 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
you are such a conformist
wanting everyone to be like you
User avatar #285 to #284 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
A conformist is someone who wants to be like everyone else
User avatar #286 to #285 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
well you copied bumsnachers pic....so yeah
conformist

now you want me to conform too
User avatar #287 to #286 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
bumsnatcher's profile picture was red
User avatar #288 to #287 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
one color change still same pic
large letter b
User avatar #289 to #288 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
mine is 2 pixels smaller
User avatar #290 to #289 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
admitting "yours is smaller"

no shame in that bill.....its not about size but how you use it
User avatar #292 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
*whose
User avatar #291 to #290 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Aye, but guess who's account is still active
User avatar #293 to #291 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
the conformist
********* is dead and youre still conforming to his picture
User avatar #278 to #277 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
display picture
User avatar #268 to #267 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/17/2014) [-]
dude, bumsnatcher finally found out that I stole his profile picture
User avatar #269 to #268 - konradkurze (11/17/2014) [-]
he pissed?
User avatar #262 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #263 to #262 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #264 to #263 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ayeet mahp
#266 to #265 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 9**
does bill hate jokes
User avatar #257 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #258 to #257 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
who's there
User avatar #259 to #258 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
ART OOD EET
User avatar #260 to #259 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/15/2014) [-]
R2D2
#261 to #260 - konradkurze (11/15/2014) [-]
you killed the joke

fukken bill
User avatar #255 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #252 - konradkurze (11/14/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #253 to #252 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
who is it? Oh, Conrad. come right in! how did you find my address? we live on opposite hemispheres of the world.
User avatar #256 to #254 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
bruh, look at my comment rank
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